About Us:

zEida

Name: not telling but it starts with an 'M'

Age: between 12 and 20

Grade: I'm in school. Not telling any more.

Favorite thing to do: Write, read, make websites, and draw

Favorite video game: Kingdom hearts II

Favorite book series: A Series of Unfortunate Events

Favorite Manga series: Bleach, D.Gray-Man(Top Fave.) and KATEIKYOU HITMAN REBORN!! Yay KHR! -dies-

What is your relationship with Maria: Maria is my sister. but she likes my imagination, so she likes to steal my ideas and claim it was a collaboration. Yeah, she's really mean... Not true! A lie! Blatant lies I tell you!

MaRiA

Name: not telling but it starts with an 'Z' Just call me Queen of the Meep, Kakki, Maria or nutjob. Any will do and I've been called worse.

Age: High school age

Grade: I'm in high school.

Favorite thing to do: play video games and read fanfics

Favorite video game: Dot Hack all of them, Kingdom Hearts all of them, FF VIII, and FFXII, Katamari Damacy, and several Computer games

Favorite book series: Harry Potter, Brian Jaques and Tamora Pierce stuff (I have her autograph...)0_o

Favorite Manga series: Rave Master, King of Bandits: Jing, Yu Yu Hakusho(Kurama) and Shaman King, Naruto, Bleach, and I've grown quite fond of Eerie Queerie(Ghost), also Black Cat.

What is your relationship with Zeida: Zeida is my younger monkey. (NOT a bonobo!) That is all.

MARIA'S CORNER:

A couple things first.

1) This is a double account consisting of, obviously, Zeida and Maria

2) Italics is me, Maria, Kakki, whatever. But Zeida is bold, ok? Bo-old.

3) I have several after school programs, an account on Deviant art and I might be slow updating sometimes sorry!

Favorite fanfic topic?

Harry Potter, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers, .HACK//all and Naruto

Favorite Characters?

Harry Potter: James (the only reason he is still up here is 'cause Zeida showed me this cool mini where Jamsie seems to be the God of Fate. Cool...), Sirius, Remus, Hermione, Draco, Fred, George, LUNA! Who doesn’t love loony Luna and Lupin? Bill (So sexy, even with scars), and RON! MASSIVE RON AND SEAMUS FAN!

Kingdom Hearts: Riku Sora Kairi, Leon, Yuffie, Hades, Larx, Axel, Roxas (Pretty much all of Org. XIII actually)

.HACK//: Kite, Blackrose, Balmung, Sora, Kazu, Bear, Helba, Tri-blade, and that Sasuke wanna-be-what's-his-name (Haseo; Terror of Death!)

Final Fantasy: Squall, Seifer, Selphie, Fuu, Aeris, Kadaj's crying bro(can't remember his name but he has the claw weapon) Reno, Rufus, Rude!(The Turks in general)

Bleach: Grimjaw, Nell! NELL ITH CYUTE!

Least favorite?

Harry Potter: Crabb, Goyle, Pansy Parkingson, Most other Slitherin and Voldie, Cho,

Kingdom Hearts: Saix, Xemnas, Malefacient(goddamn witch can't stay dead...)

.HACK//: Piros, Lios, Dusk, Morganna, Rachel.

Final Fantasy: Edea

Favorite pairings, including slash?

You should not have asked that...

Harry Potter: James/Lily, James/Lily/Severus(No I haven't actually seen the psiring, but I'm waiting) sirius/remus, sirius/hermione, sirius/harry (freaky, but yes) , ginny/harry, ginny/hermione, ginny/luna, Luna/Neville(CUTE!), Fred/Katie, fred/george(I've seen that, too! It was funny!) and Hermione/17 yr old Tom(beautiful story by Hatusu, CHECK IT OUT, NOW!) Bill/Charlie (Not that I've seen any good written ones...), Bill/Fleur(Come ON! Cute, classic), Deamus

Kingdom Hearts: Sora/Riku, Sora/Cloud, Riku/Leon, Kairi/Hayner(NO ONE ELSE!) Cloud/Leon, Tidus/Selphie, Roxas/Axel, Roxas/Namine, Zexion/Demyx Riku/Tidus/Sora or Riku/Kairi/Sora(In disregard to an earlier statement)

.HACK//: Kite/Blackrose, Kite/Balmung, Kite/Tsukasa (More to come. There was a list, somewhere...Really)

Final Fantasy: Squall/Rinoa, Squall/Seifer, Fuu/Seifer, Cloud/Aeris, Cloud/Sephiroth, Cloud/Zax

Bleach: Grimjaw/Ichigo

(This is edited constantly changed, depending on what I've read) (Also, disregard it mainly because I can read and enjoy JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING, if it's well written, however I'm not a huge romance person. It annoys me.)

NO! I’ve become too disturbed to continue with the questions for now.

Maria's Favorite Quotes!

“When is the teacher of hyper-untrained-ninja-children-who-carry-sharp-pointy-objects-on-their-persons not stressed?”- Iruka 'Family' by BarunoShika

"I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never thought that looking back on the laughs would make me cry." ~Anonymous.(Doesn't s/he write so many good quotes? XD)

"I am lost and I've gone out to find me. If I should return before I get back, please tell me to wait." - I can't remember...

"Sorry, I can't brain today, I've got the Stupid" - Friend o' Mine! (possessed by the anime, I think...)

"So, wait. You're saying that The Virgin Mary was not in fact Mind-fucked, but Spiritually Raped?" - friend1

"Yep, and then she had a brain child." - friend2

"I still stick to the fact that it was the biggest pregnancy excuse in history, and people were to scared to anger a God to disbelieve her."- friend3 (I apologize if that conversation offended, I should have warned you.)

Hi. I'm the person who usually favorites the stuff on this account, I write romance, and action adventure. I like horror, but I'm terrible at it so I'm not likely to have it.

At the moment, the following fics are on Hiatus:

Sides of the Mirror, The Betwix and Between, and A New Beginning. Other stories that are not updated regularly are Maria's, and not my reasonability.

The Only one that Walks Beside me IS being updated, just... slowly. The next chapter is in progress, and actually has a whole scene written already! Gasp

Story Progress:

A New Beginning ON HOLD

Sides of the Mirror ON HOLD DUE TO COMPUTER FAILURE

Fall to pieces Complete

Coming to terms: Complete

Kingdom Hearts III: This is going through rehab! I'll put it up again soon. Hopefully... It will be back up. (One day, when we are all old and decrepit)

The Betwix and Between: ON HOLD DUE TO COMPUTER FAILURE

The Plot hole : This story is updated if we don't like someone, and so we aren’t willing to put them into our serious stories. So they will go in here to be tortured. It is very unreliable. Warning, character bashing ensues.

Straeh Modgnik: Erm... We forgot where it was going (Zeida lost the plansI DID NOT!) But fear not! We shall prevail! But until then, I'm gonna take it down a bit. Besides. My plotbunny was really sick when I wrote that, so it has plotholes so big that not even the plothole can eat them up!

On the Wings of Revenge: status unknown

Emerald Lament: Complete

Already posted:

Harry Potter

A New Beginning book 1- Dumbledore returns: Aurora is a depressed girl well on her way to becoming the next lord Voldamort, and it's up to Annabelle to help her, but it's not that easy in a world full on danger, enemies, and reincarnations of old heroes. ON HOLD

Kingdom Hearts

Straeh Modgnik: Sequel to fall to pieces. Sora and Roxas, now inside one body, steal Donald's gummie ship when he comes to visit, so tat they may search for a wishing well they read of in a ledged, and Riku and Axel must peruse them.(PLEASE don't ask about the pairings!) This is the thrid in the whateverthehellIwasdoing thing where Coming to Terms was first, then Fall to Pieces, so you may want to read those first. Please?

Sides of the Mirror: Sora was a normal teen, with a bit spiky, but still normal hair, with odd friends and a crazy family, but more or less normal. But when the characters from a game come to life, and share not just his and his friends' names, but appearances as well, he will have to deal with a few things he didn't need to know... ON HOLD DUE TO COMPUTER FAILURE

Fall to pieces: What if a fleeting feeling about what was happening as I played Kingdom Hearts turned out to be true? Sora was not, and Roxas was being turned into him. No really obvious pairing in this story. Complete

The Plot hole: A random assortment of oneshots to torture characters we don't like. Or bring to life the ones that we do.

Kingdom Hearts III: It has been about a year since Sora's previous adventure, but after a letter from the King, he is off again, this time accompanied by his friends, Kairi, and Riku, to stop Maleficent once again. But the issue runs much deeper than that this time around...

Naruto

On the Wings of Revenge: Poor Naruto, I keep letting him be kidnapped. Zabuza finds Naruto after Haku, and takes him away. This is half crack nuttyness. Vengeful!Naruto. It's starting to look like a foursome to me but it's not. Just brother love? Gaara, Haku, Naruto and Sasuke...nuttyness. Shikamaru shows alot too! Have I proved myself nuts yet?

The Only One That Walks Beside Me: Shortly after Naruto goes into the academy, he suffers from a mental breakdown, and makes a deal with Kyuubi, resulting in a completely different world, and a completely different adventure, following a very similare timeline. AU Possible Yaoi Kaka, Saku, Sasu, Hina and Naru-centric

D.Gray-Man

A Semblance of Virtue: ‘Darkness feeds darkness, and destruction only fuels further destruction. In order to improve, you must improvise, using a different approach, because the one thing the enemy can not fight, is kindness.’

Alternate Summary: Allen Walker has just joined the Black Order, however something is not right. Lavi is determined to crack the puzzle, Bookman is suspicious, Kanda seems to walk in on the secret at every turn, and worst of all- Cross is coming to headquarters, ready to announce to whole of the Order, that 'Allen Walker is a Traitor'.

Emerald Lament: Knuckles the Echidna was a master thief, nary a treasure did he neglect to steal. Now, hear the story of a treasure that finally stole him.

Kingdom Hearts

The Land, the Sky, and the Clouds: AU Cloud is getting overly annoyed with his younger brothers near -homophobic attitude, and decides to set the younger and naive of the two up with the new hottie at school. What he didn't expect, was that his little brother would actually fall in love... Sorku

Dot Hack

Three Worlds: Maria is a hyperactive cat lover, who enters the world looking for adventure. Zeida is a meek individual who is just trying it out because it seems popular. But, during a freak accident in which they each get blessed by the legendary spirit of the world, Aura, their lives inside, and outside of the game may never be the same again... HPx.HACK crossover OCxOC OOCness! This is our namesake! We will get to it! Seriously!

Naruto

Spirited Away: Itachi takes Naruto when he leaves Konoha. Naruto is now his loyal assassin(Kick ass and Kiss ass) and partner, what happens when he meets the new team 7 on their hunter mission. No Orochi, doubtful Akatsuki half AU, future Smart!Naruto. 18-19? Inspired by Being and Belonging by ttchaku!

The Effect Series: What if some insignificant little thing changed in the early lives of certain characters? How would it affect the future?

~The Sharingan Effect: In which Itachi Uchiha mentally scars Naruto with the Mangekyou Sharingan. Naruto, previously a prankster, comes basck to school the next day twitching every time someone speaks and scared of black hair as well as utterly terrified of any one that looks like Itachi. (Insignificant and very little, yeah?)Namely Sasuke. Sasuke in question takes an interest and finds himself distracted from his family's recent death and tried to befriend the jittery boy. This turn of events changes more than just Sasuke and Naruto. Who in the village remains unaffected?

~The Brotherly Effect: In which Itachi is framed for murder, but stays with brother, Sasuke, after being cleared of all charges. Sasuke finds himself with a brother who is not a murderer, and Naruto finds himself adopted into a family of two. Awwwww. Aint that shweet?

~The Hyuuga Effect: In which Neji's father does not sacrifice himself. Hinata's does. How will this affect their relationship? Umm... Actually I thought it was more like Neji choose a different outlet for his depression over his father, but I could be wrong...

NO PROGRESS HAS BEEN MADE ON ANY OF THESE.

D.Gray-Man

Today's Tomorrow, Tomorrow's Today: Linalee makes a wish for a world where the war between Exorcists and Akuma never took place, and the next time she wakes up, finds herself in a world without war, because without Exorcists to fight against him, the Earl won by default.

Alternate Summary: After making a wish, Linalee finds herself in a new world where the the war never took place. But is this peace she sees a lie? And what will she do, when she realizes that the only connection she has with her Nakama is an Organization that, in this world, doesn’t even exist?

A Shining Light: My version, taken only from the Manga (Meaning no Cross references in the Anime are used) of Allen's time with Cross.

One of the two DGM twins, the older.

Summary: "Will you become an exorcist?" The man asked, standing above him. Allen slowly looked up at his outstretched hand.

Finding Grace: Sequel to A Semblance of Virtue WARNING: SPOILERS FOR END OF ASoV A war is now waging full force between The Black Order and the Earl. And With Allen and Tiki captive, with no trust and few friends, will they be able to do their part? And worst of all the looming possibility- Is the Noah within them really gone?

9/11/07

Holy- don't I have good timing? Anyway, just a normal update. Just warning Readers of my freakish combined obsession of Detectives, vampires, Ron Weasley and Seamus Finnigan.

3/13/08

Hi! Long time no update! I re-vamped the Profile a bit, and… I’m obsessed with D.Gray-Man. I’m still writing TooTWBM though, so it’s not too bad. But, as it has been said, I won’t be updating many of the older fics for a while now. SORRY!

Oh, and by the way- Maria says she’s going to start writing On the Wings of Revenge again! (Yay)

~Zeida

6/2/09

New story.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING ARE THOSE ANOYING CUT-AND-PASTE THINGS THAT SOME HATE SO MUCH!

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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