ATTENTION EVERYONE: I'd like to announce that as of some date I'll look up later, my oneshot Penguins has won an award! I entered it in a fanfiction contest at the insanely awesome convention Sakura-Con, and it won best romantic comedy with a boy/girl pairing. So, just thought everyone should know, because I've told everyone else that I can think of...

Gaara/Akimoto video (made by me) from 'Leaf High': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXPfmhdYEYM

'Cover type picture' for Leaf High by Mustard-Gal: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/42688331/

Picture from story 'Leaf High' by Mustard-Gal: http://www.deviantart.com/view/35594589/

Aki-chan falling asleep on Gaara (also by Mustard-Gal): http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/44479239/

Name: If I'd told you I'd have to kill you...so... Kate Jones (Those of you who watch ALIAS will get it.)

Location: In a wonderful land where I rule the world with an army of penguins... it's nice there... the sky is lime green...

Eye Color: I don't have an eye color, they're always changing. My friend Andrew says when I'm mad at him, they turn red.

Height: I'm not called CHIBIPenguinChan for nothing. Let's leave it at that.

Hair: Dark blue. Very dark blue.

Age: 16, and I refuse to get any older than that. (Regardless of the fact that 'legally' I'm 18.)

Favorite Books:

The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Wicked, And tons, tons more that I don't feel like writing (and I mean TONS I've tried moving with all of my books... heavy...).

Favorite Anime/Manga:

Soul Eater, Kuroshitsuji, Vampire Knight, Inuyasha, Naurto, Death Note, Spiral: Suiri no Kizuna, Fruits Basket, Chibi Vampire (Karin) (I have the first two volumes autographed by Kagesaki-sensei!), Tsubasa RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE, Ouran High School Host Club, Penguin Brothers (Koshiba is love), and... more that I'm too lazy to write out.

Favorite J-Dramas:

Hanazakari no Kimitachi e and Absolute Boyfriend (and not only because both of these have Mizushima Hiro-sama...).

TV Shows:

ER, House, Scrubs (anybody seeing a pattern here?), CSI, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Alias (I refuse to take this off even though the show has ended). I don't watch a lot of TV, the lack of subtitles bug me.

Favorite Pairings:

HP:
Harry and Hermione
Ron and Luna
Ginny and the reciving end of Voldemort's wand. Er... I mean Malfoy. Yeah. Fire and Ice.
Neville and Luna
And sometimes Neville and Ginny, but only as a side pairing.
Younger!Lupin and Lily
Older!Lupin and Tonks
Salazar Slytherin and Rowena Ravenclaw
Godric Gryfindor and Helga Hufflepuff

Inuyasha:
Inuyasha and Kagome
Miroku and Me! (I mean Sango... yeah, Sango...)
Kohaku and Rin

Naruto:
Sasuke and Sakura
Naruto and Hinata
Neji and Tenten
Shikamaru and Ino (Though I do like Ino-Shikamaru-Temari, but InoShika was there before ShikaTem.)
Gaara and Akimoto (read Leaf High to learn who she is).
Deidara and Hinata (... long story.)

Spiral:
Ayumu and Hiyono
Eyes and Rio
Kousuke and Me. I don't like Ryoko...

Fruits Basket:
Kyo and Tohru
Yuki and Machi
Akito and Shigure

Absolute Boyfriend:

Manga or Live Action doesn't matter: Soshi and Riiko (though I want manga!Night and drama!Soshi...).

House:
Chase and Cameron
House and Cuddy

Least Favorite Parings:

HP:
Ron and Hermione
Harry and Ginny
Harry and Cho

Inuyasha:
Inuyasha and Kikyo

Naruto:
Naruto and Sakura (its more of a brother/sister love than anything else)
Sasuke and Hinata (I have no idea how any could think that this would work, if you know, PM me)
Itachi and anyone. He's a great character, but he doesn't love anyone besides his brother, and that's platonically no matter what the fangirls say.

QUOTES:

(best quote ever)Agent Marshall Flinkman: Oh god. It's oozing. It's oozing everywhere, sir.
Agent Jack Bristow: (via cell phone) That means you've ruptured the macula. The eye is useless, abandon it. Approach the second one gently, like a soft-boiled egg. You're going to need a digging instrument to assist with this.
Agent Marshall Flinkman: -looks in a drawer- I've got a spork.
Agent Jack Bristow: -bewildered- What's a spork?
Agent Marshall Flinkman: It's like a half-spoon... half-fork, will that do?

"Did I miss 60B?... Did I miss 60B!... DID I MISS 60B!" Elizabethtown

"Yeah, and it's still dead over there!"-My sister (talking about our poor, dead dog)

"FINALS ARE NOT 90 MINUTES! THERE AN HOUR AND A HALF!"-Sis, she was upset about that one!

"Can I have some dried raisons?"- 3 guesses who

"Mom bought Jamba Juice at the Jamba Juice place..." It's hard to believe that this girl is only 2 years younger than me.

"Their enviorment goes up while they're pooping!" My other sister... she was playing Sims 2... but still...

"SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO!" Seriously, saying 'your mom' as an insult doesn't work when we're siblings...

Sister: (Talking about Sasori) Why does he look like Gaara?
Me: (ANNOYED) Because he's from Suna, and everyone from Suna looks the same.
Sister: Not Temari!
Me: Well then Temari just sucks! Go away!
Sister: And what's-his-face doesn't either!
Me: WHO CARES?! You don't even know his name!
Sister: I meant Gaara's brother.
Me: GO AWAY! I KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

Road to El Doroado Quotes

"You drank sea water, didn't you?"

"The map? You still have the map? You grabbed the map and you couldn't grab a little more food?"

"The stars are not in postion for this tribute"
"He's right... stars... can't do it... not today."

"You fight like my sister!"
"I've fought you're sister, that's a compliment!"

Girl on TV: Daddy? Can I have another Buddy Burger?
Father: No honey, you've had too many already
Girl: Fine! Then I hate you and I'm running away!
Narrator: The girl did run away, right into a speeding truck. The moral of the story is: Let us scrape up a burger for you, unless you want to scrape your child off the road!
Buddy Burgers! Made with love, and lard!
-- Married with Children

BEST H/HR MADLIB IN THE HISTORY OF EVER (madlib found on harryandhermione.org and completed by Mustard-Gal):

It had been years of anticipation but Harry finally punched Hermione. They were superb at last. It all started with a shirt fight. Harry and Hermione were having fun in the snow, until (Chibi-Penguin-Chan) and (My overly random friend) came over and ruined everything. They pushed Harry down a barren. Hermione ran after Harry, but she slipped, leaving a big box on her thigh. She laid next to Harry's ugly body and touched his armpit looking for a lightbulb. Hermione was so worried. She initiated CPR and began whisper into Harry's hamstring. Harry, being totally gigantic, started sang Hermione back.