Age: Anywhere from 1 to 100 (my age is now a secret!)

Gender: Male

Hair: Light Brown

Eyes: Brown

Favorite Video Games: Halo, Halo 2, KOTOR 2, Super Smash Bros. Melee, MVP Baseball 2005, Republic Commando, Lego Star Wars, and a whole lot of others I don't have time to name.

Hobbies: Video games, reading, writing for some fan fic site I forgot the name of, school (if that's really a hobby), playing piano, and baseball.

Dislikes: Bad grammar (it ain't good, people), vulgarity, people who DON'T REVIEW stories they read, Liberalism, yoga, and the Beethoven movies. (The horror, the horror).

School: Homeschooled

Favorite fan fic author: Don't really know

Favorite published author: Don't really know

Fan of: Star Wars, Halo, Lord of the Rings, Narnia, Zelda, Bionicle, Ouran High School Host Club Manga, Mega Man Zero, and Hippos.

Career desires: Author, movie director, video game designer, composer

Favorite Movie: Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope

Other Movies I Like: All the Star Wars ones (including the Prequels), Lord of the Rings (all three), World Trade Center, Spider-Man 1, 2, & 3, Batman Begins, Facing the Giants, The Chronicles of Narnia: LWW, Pirates of the Caribbean 1, 2, & 3, The Matrix, and, though I haven't seen it in forever, Godzilla.

Favortie Quotes

"Don't insult the teddy." -well, you'll have to read my stories to find out...

"Write! Write to ruin, and the world's ending!" -my sister

"Excuses are like buttholes: Everybody has one, and they all stink." -don't actually know who said that one...

Buzz: "Use your head."

Dino Guy: "But I don't wanna use my head!"

-Toy Story 2

Neo: "I know kung fu."

Morpheus: "Show me."

-The Matrix (these are two of the corniest lines in existance, by the way)

"How about I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call?"

-The Matrix. Again.

Favorite Red vs. Blue Quotes

Church: "So, have you gottten anything useful from the prisoner yet?"

Tucker: "No, he hasn't give me much. Except for a long list of crockpot recipes. Could those be useful?"

Church: "Do we have a crockpot?"

Tucker: "No, Caboose made a trade with that annoying guy from Blue Command. He swapped it for a mystery box."

Church: "What was in the mystery box?"

Tucker: "140 jars of mayonaise."

Church: "Well, that was a good trade."

Tucker: "Yeah, it doubles as a great sunscreen."

Church: "How did you--? Never mind. I made a plan for us to use against the Reds. (long pause) The plan does not involve mayonaise."

Tucker: "Dang it, I knew there was going to be a catch."

-Episode 30-something

Donut: "I was just petting the bunny. And then it went into the can. And half of my hand went with it."

-Episode 40-something (Episode titled "New Toys" I think)

Favorite Star Wars Quotes

Deadbeat: "Wanna buy some death sticks?"

Obi-Wan: "You don't want to sell me death sticks."

Deadbeat: "I don't wanna sell you death sticks."

Obi-Wan: "You want to go home and rethink your life."

Deadbeat: "I want to go home and rethink my life."

-Star Wars Attack of the Clones

"I have a bad feeling about this..."

-Every Single Episode

Han: "No time to discuss this in a committee!"

Leia: "I am not a committee!"

-Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back

STORIES SECTION:

Due to the fact that my old stories section was really badly detailed and hadn't been updated in a long time, I am now going to use this new stories section to talk about my works. I probably will forget about it and let it rot really fast, but oh well! Here goes nothing. And by the way, this format is mostly, no, completely, no, 106.473 percent based off of the one used by Princess of Ithilien. Have fun!

COMPLETED STORIES:

The Life and Times of Bill and Fred: A parody of the video game Star Wars Battlefront II. Two stormtroopers named Bill and Fred have an adventure while "fighting" at the Jedi Temple. The first story I ever finished. Also got my first sequel.

The Life and Times of Bill and Fred Volume II: The sequel to the above story. Following the adventures of Bill and Fred, this is what I like to call my greatest three-chapter epic. And by epic, I mean not-that-epic. Ends with a cliffhanger. I'm hoping to get around to doing a sequel to this one sometime, but, then again, I say that about all of my stories.

Two Exiles: A Story: My first real shot at romance. Based off the video game Knights of the Old Republic II, it happens after the game ends. Is pretty short, and isn't my best work, but it's not that bad. I think one of the reasons I wrote it was because I was so mad at the game's actual ending. Or, as I like to say, lack of an actual ending.

Jedi Nites: Adventures of the Lite Side: My first big story that I finished. Also became one of my most popular stories. A comedy based very loosely around the events of Star Wars: Episode III. Basically I make fun of everything Star Wars-related I can think of. Also has a very odd ending that was my sister's idea. Like Bill and Fred, the loveable (and hateable) Jedi got their own sequel.

A Test for Harpuia: A story I don't usually remember when I think of my completed works. Was my first non-Star Wars story to be completed. My second major attempt at romance, it is based off the Mega Man Zero video game series. Was pretty well-received. Sort of ties into my Javelin saga.

His Name Was Axl: A very short, emotional story. Also based on the Mega Man Zero/Mega Man X video game series, it's written in a very emotional, detached style, as the narrator is remembering the events. I think this is probably my most well-received story.

Her Name Was Ciel: Sort of a sequel to His Name Was Axl but based off almost solely off the Mega Man Zero story. Also ties into my Javelin saga. Written in the same emotional, detached style. Reveals much more about the speaker.

Tugging On a Rope: My first ever Lord of the Rings story. This is a comedy about Aragorn tugging on a rope. If it sounds dumb, that's because it is dumb. But it is funny.

Breakfast At Merry's: A random story I just wrote without any planning or anything. This usually helps me write better, but it only works for comedies. Try writing a drama with no forseeable end, and, well, you get my Halo stories. Anyway, it's a short, simple story about friendship, courage, and, well, actually, it's not about anything. It's just random. That's what I love in a story.

Afternoon At Merry's: The sequel to Breakfast At Merry's. It doesn't completely tie into the original and doesn't really carry over many elements (for example, in this story, Merry doesn't hate Sam). But I thought it was better than the first one. (Lord of the Donkeys... chuckle...) Anyway, I'm hoping to write another sequel for this series, but hey, you never know.

Jedi Nites 2: The Search for Anakin: The sequel to Jedi Nites 1. This story took a long time to finish (too long, really), but at least it's done now. I'm glad that I was able to bring it all to an end. It revolves around the Jedi searching for, who else, Anakin Skywalker. Along the way, they meet some old friends (and enemies), a chocolate-obsessed person named Clyde, a stormtrooper who's just a bit familiar, and a villain known as The End. I you like Star Wars, but also like people making fun of Star Wars, go check out! Though I recommend reading the original first...

OTHER PUBLISHED STORIES:

Halo Survival: My first story. Based off the video game Halo. I only have two chapters posted, though I actually wrote several more that aren't that great. The reason this story sunk? It turns out that sergeants don't outrank captains, and, well, I never had the time to find a new ranking that would fit under sergeant. Anyway, it's still up, but mostly for nostalgia. I do not believe I will ever finish it.

Halo: First Person Shooter: My second story. I've pretty much gone on hiatus from it; I had a sixth chapter started, but it's stuck on the computer that I don't use anymore and I haven't taken the time to retrieve it. Anyway, this has always been one of my favorite stories. It's written from the first person perspective about a Christian soldier fighting for his life on the Delta Halo. Using flashbacks and such, it's one of my longer, more involved stories. I want to get around to writing it again sometime. Hopefully it will be after I finish the Javelin saga.

The Sidewinder Crew: Ah, my first comedy. I forgot about it the first time I did this other published stories section. I don't know why. I also don't know why I wrote this story. Oh, the good old days... The days of Stevie, and the private, and the flag named Natalie... Oh, those were the days. Sadly, this story got worse and worse and got less and less popular till it basically came to a standstill after fourteen chapters. I really like some of the better jokes, but some of them just, well, missed the mark. (Primarily the "testosterone" gag... Ugh...) But it did teach me good lessons: Think of an ending before you start a long story. Also, avoid time-traveling at all costs. Maybe one day I'll finish this... But I say that with all of my stories, so who knows...

The Javelin: I've referred to this as the "Javelin saga." Why? Because that's what it is. It's already over fifteen chapters long, and I still haven't finished it. Based off the Mega Man Zero video games, it's basically what happens after the end of the latest game, Mega Man Zero 4. It's a lot darker than my other works as the hero from the video games turns out to be one of the villains. I really like this story. It's officially my most popular story with the most hits (at least a hundred per chapter at my last count.) After my November 2006 fan fiction hiatus I haven't really written much about it, though I have thought about it a bit. I know how it ends, anyway. I'm hoping to finish it, especially since Jedi Nites 2 is now complete.

The First Tale of the Four Travelers: A comedy based on the video game Final Fantasy I. It revolves around the four heroes of the game. I really like it and am proud of the fact that it's my only story that is in a C2 that I didn't create. But I haven't been able to update it in a long time because I have a complete second chapter but it's stuck on my other computer that I don't use. I'm also hoping to get this one finished up and maybe, just maybe, write some more tales about the four travelers.

The Last Thing I Need on Middle-Earth is a Fangirl: A very long title for a complex story. Well, it's only two chapters as of the moment (it will hopefully be more soon) but I expect it to be complex. Basically, it's the Lord of the Rings story told through the eyes of Aragorn. Simple, right? Well, not so simple when Aragorn also has a dimension-traveling fangirl hanging around. Will he fufill his destiny? Or will she drive him crazy? Only time will tell...

So, bored yet? Go read my fics then! And special thanks to Nogard for helping me find this thing.

POINTLESS Q & A!

Note: This Q & A is very long. While it does give information on my stories, if you are not looking for that information, you may wish to skip it. Thank you.

Who are you?

Mister Frodo.

Who am I?

Uh... me. I guess.

On to the actual questions. Why am I asking you questions?

Because it's cool, I guess.

Oh. Why do you always say "I guess"?

Because it's cool, I guess.

Now you're just mocking me.

Yeah, I guess.

Okay, time for some real questions. When did you first start writing fan fiction?

Hmmmmm... Well, when I was younger, I thought up some Star Wars stories. I even tried to write one. It was awful, yes, but it introduced me to fan fiction. Still, for a while I didn't know of a way to publish my fan fiction.

Your first story was Halo Survival. Where did the inspiration for that story come?

I was playing the Halo: Combat Evolved, and, as I was riding around, rescuing Marines, I wondered: What would it be like from the Marine's point of view? I wanted to try and translate that into a story. Of course, I didn't do a very good job, but it was my first shot.

Will you ever continue that story?

As of this time, no.

Your next story was Halo: First Person Shooter. Where did that come from?

I was thinking of a more refined Halo Survival, but set during Halo 2. Originally it was a third-person story about a group of Marines that crash-land on Delta Halo. I didn't really like it, so I switched it to first-person (which is where the name comes from, if you haven't guessed already). And then I stuck a chunk of metal in my main character's leg. It was rolling.

The story is currently in hiatus. Will you continue it?

I REALLY, REALLY WANT TO. However, I don't know when. I at least want to finish Jedi Nites 2 and The Javelin... I apologize to all the people who read Halo: First Person Shooter; you're awesome and don't deserve this. But my life is busy, and lots of things get pushed to the side. Still, I do want to finish the story. I think that it will be ten chapters long, if I ever do finish it.

Next is The Sidewinder Crew...

We're not talking about that.

Ooooookay. How about The Javelin? Where'd that come from?

The Javelin comes from my thoughts on what would happen after Mega Man Zero 4. It's dark and depressing. The first chapters were very short, though it has gradually gotten larger as I've gone along. Its plot isn't explained that well; I'm afraid that a lot of people don't understand it. Still, I enjoy writing it... somewhat. I'm hoping to finish it. If I do, it will be my first big drama story that I do finish.

What's the status of your stories now?

Well, I'm going to take the liberty of using this question to give you a list of stories and their status.

Permanently Over (these stories will not be continued)

Halo: Survival

The Sidewinder Crew

On Hiatus (these stories are not being worked on, and possibly may never be finished)

The Last Thing I Need on Middle-Earth Is a Fangirl

The First Tale of the Four Travelers

In Progress (I plan on finishing these and am working on them)

Halo: First Person Shooter (currently working on Chapter 6; story should be about 8 chapters long)

The Javelin

Now Complete

Jedi Nites 2: The Search for Anakin (Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!... seven!)

This is the current status of my stories in the works. I will have more news when it becomes available.

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