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Author has written 11 stories for Lord of the Rings, Coldfire Trilogy, Inheritance Cycle, Samurai 7, and 1984. 8/9/09 Original fiction update: My short story "Reila's Machine" is part of the forthcoming anthology of queer science fiction "Things We Are Not," from M-BRANE SF. Information on this project available here: http://mbranesf3.blogspot.com/ More information on my original fiction available here: http://www.writingforums.org/blog.php?u=3856 Anyway. About me. First, not all the stories here are mine--'Enduring Beyond the End of the World' and 'Aragorn's Adventures' are from my sister, who had originally started this account but then, regrettably, stopped writing fanfiction. If you enjoyed these stories, feel free to say so in a review and I'll tell her. Just because she doesn't write fanfic anymore doesn't mean she'd mind what she has being appreciated. Okay, that paragraph accidentaly strayed into being about my sister. Me. I'm Therese Arkenberg, student at Carroll University in Wisconsin. Not political, though I'm interested in studying law, not religious but most certainly not an atheist, either. Pro-GLBT, as you might guess, though straight and currently single. And happy that way. Aside from the occasional fanfic (usually humor lately), I also write science fiction and fantasy short stories. You can find a few of them available online. While I'm not one of those cushy 'Writing is my LIFE' types, during the summer I don't do much other than write. And read. And sometimes watch anime. And browse TV Tropes. Words of wisdom I should like to pass on to you: "The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for." - Alexander Chalmers "I can live two months on a good compliment." - Mark Twain "TV Tropes will RUIN YOU LIFE" - The site itself. | |||||||||||
1. Flower Child » reviewsTensions run high as Kanna awaits the first attack from the Nobuseri--and Kyuzo's personality appears to have change drastically, just when they need his stoic bloodthirstiness the most.Samurai 7 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-20-09 - Published: 8-11-092. 1984 reviewsWith all respect to Bowling for Soup...1984 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-17-09 - Complete3. Samurainapping » reviewsKidnapping Kyuzo—best case scenario, Kyuzo joins the team albeit by force . Worst case scenario, Katushiro and Kikuchiyo die trying. Either way, Kambei wins—right?Samurai 7 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-14-09 - Published: 2-3-094. A Forced Feeding of Firefly Fare reviewsNobody gets out of a samurai toast! But on the eve of battle, convincing the most intimidating of the samurai to eat firefly gruel might be more than they can handle…Samurai 7 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-24-08 - Complete5. Life Insurance, Youth, and Treachery reviewsSet in an AU universe where Kambei and Kyuzo manage to have their duel to the death. Only I decided in a fit of pique to write the duel as dark comedy. In the end it came out heavier on comedy than dark, but…well, look at the title.Samurai 7 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-24-08 - Complete6. Liquid Courage reviewsDeath is on the horizon, so Kambei tries to make the most of life…helped liberally by some liquid courage. Inferred Kyuzo/Kambei milked for humor valueSamurai 7 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-22-08 - Complete7. Nightmare reviewsAfter being captured by the Twins, Murtagh is brought before King Galbatorix. There he discovers that he is a rider, and meets his new dragon.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-5-07 - Complete8. Hunter reviewsWhat if Damien had set out to kill the Hunter before leaving for the Eastern Continent?Coldfire Trilogy - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-12-06 - Complete9. Agonized Aragorn's Atrocious Adventures » reviewsA playful parody of Aragorn's experiences at Minas Tirith, in both book and film. What are the Dead doing with clipboards? What is that horrible creature called Smookums? What is the sum ofimaginary number j and it's square root cubed? Read and find out!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-19-05 - Published: 10-26-05 - Aragorn10. Enduring Beyond the End of the World reviewsWhat would you say to the person you loved most if you knew you were never going to see them again? Arwen and Elrond's last meeting. Please read and let me know how I did.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-16-05 - Arwen U. & Elrond - Complete11. Tomorrow reviewsThe night before Aragorn leaves for the Black Gates, he has a hearttoheart conversation with his closest friend. Please read and review my first storyLord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-11-05 - Aragorn & Legolas
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