Hey! It’s your favorite WWF Fanatic, Dr. JNHardy here!

I must proclaim here that Chappelle's Show is the greatest show ever and if you hate him, get your head out of your ass. Dave Chappelle is the best comedian of my generation and I'm sick and tired of people claiming that he is bigoted and racist! Yeah, I like Carlos Mencia and almost considered him to be better than Dave Chappelle. But Dave was first. Dave took comedy to a new level. Carlos is not a Chappelle-clone. He goes to his own tunes and for that is why he's one of my favorites. But Dave Chappelle brought me "Pee On You", "I'm Rick James BITCH!" "I'm rich bitch!" and Kneehigh Park. He's the best.

If I could live anywhere in the world, I’d probably live on an island and if I could be from any country, I’d be born Canadian! (Not to say that I’m not proud of my own nationality)

My hobbies include writing (of course), wrestling freestyle with my brother, and researching, whatever crosses my mind. And Quentin Tarantino.

My favorite shows are the following: (Sorry I haven't updated in forever)

House, M.D, Fox

WWF (I refuse to call it WWE anymore) RAW, USA,

Spongebob Squarepants

WWF Smackdown, UPN Fridays

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Nickelodeon,

The Steve Harvey Show TBS weekdays

Chappelle’s Show Comedy Central,

MADTV, FOX Saturdays

The Boondocks, Adult Swim

Scrubs, NBC

Ozzie & Drix, WB (canned)

Law & Order SVU, NBC

Currently obsessing over: Osmosis Jones.

And that’s about it for that.

When I grow up, I want to be a professional wrestler. Phew, glad to get that off my chest.

I plan to work for TNA, hopefully if they ever get a stable Womens’ Division and if not, for the WWF, if they ever get a serious Womens’ Division.

If not that, oh well, I’ll become a creative team member and whip their asses into shape

Saying that, here are my favorite wrestlers (in no order):

Diamond Dallas Page: I don’t know why I like him. It’s just there’s something really funny that whenever he comes out I want to watch him. (The fact that he’s cute doesn’t hurt)

Raven: I feel like I can really connect with Raven. He makes me laugh, he makes me sad for him, and his ring attire makes me give him a thumbs-up. There's something mysterious about Raven that I like.

Batista: Okay, I admit, I didn’t even know who Batista was before he quit Evolution. But now he has that kind of quiet and wise humor about him. Like when he tricked Melina and said, “I feel great. Now, I’m gonna KILL those guys!” or when he and Eddie were gonna fight Randy Orton and a mystery partner and said, “We got this match in the bag ‘cause Orton won’t find a partner ‘cause nobody likes him!” It’s just like the little ways to make you laugh and he doesn’t overreact about anything. He’s just a… a… cool cat. The typical guy that I, being a tomboy, would hang around with.

The Undertaker: Really, what can I say about this guy that you don’t already know? The Undertaker, 16 years, has managed to stay on the list of hottest superstars and is indeed, a future hall-of-famer. As much as I hate to say it though, and as good as Undertaker still looks, it might be time for the dead man to rest. (Cries) Seriously though, there is no one who can challenge him that doesn't look like a complete ass.

Ric Flair: Ooooooooooooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Ric Flair, in my book, may be the best wrestler ever. I like Hulk Hogan and I believe that he is the greatest hype man in the business, but Ric Flair, well, come on, he’s Ric Flair! Great book, by the way.

Lou Thesz: The man who perhaps there would not be professional wrestling without, RIP, Lou, youngest heavyweight champ ever at 21, RIP.

Eddie Guerrero: I still get all choked up when he’s mentioned, man. Eddie had one of the best gimmicks of professional wrestling, and I believe that he belongs in the hall of fame also. Not only was he a great promo man, but he was a great wrestler too. And from what I hear, he was a great man. RIP, Eddie. We sure do miss you.

Trish Stratus: She’s the best women of the WWF and if Lita and Victoria don’t get their acts together, the only one left. When Trish was a heel, all I saw out of her was slut because she didn’t really wrestle as much as she talked and that WrestleMania bout against Christy wasn’t the best opportunity to see her because Christy was a rookie. As a face, you can see Trish truly shine because that’s what faces do. Remember Trish, fight strong, act tough, and most importantly KEEP ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES ON!

Lita: As a face, she’s a tough wrestler to beat. As a heel, she’s just another slut. Lita, c’mon, get rid of Edge in your storyline (keep him in real life if you want, because sister, that’s a good catch), put your clothes back on and get your eye on that Womens’ title because Trish is hungry for a battle!

Mickie James: Like most of the mail I’ve been getting says, Mickie’s gimmick is extremely annoying. But she’s a miracle to the Womens’ division. I believe that Mickie can beat Trish just as much as I believe that Trish can beat Mickie. They’re both good wrestlers, but like I said before, Mickie, to stay a wrestler and not become a diva, fight strong, act tough, and most importantly KEEP ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES ON!

Christian Cage: Chris, now that you’re at TNA, I hope that you will explode as the star that you truly are. You’re not as hot as you once were because you cut off all of your beautiful hair, but I still think that he’s one of the most talented and young, but experienced wrestlers of the business. Back in te WWE =) Getting your shirt!

Rey Mysterio: Rey, stay strong. I know that you just lost you’re friend, but we’re all here for you. I know how it hurts… trust me. But Rey is also one of the best wrestlers of this industry. If he’s ever thinking about leaving WWF for TNA, I know that they’ll be waiting for him.

John Cena: As much as I love face Cena, I want MEAN antihero or heel Cena! I don’t really know how good Cena is because it’s been a long time since I’ve seen Cena the wrestler over Cena the rapper or Cena the champ. Go back to your roots, I miss The Doctor of Thuganomics who came out with the ass-kicking anthem. I’m not saying lose your titles or go back to nostalgia. I just want a different Cena. And please, man, talk some sense into Brock Lesner for us.

Kane: Kane reminds me of a big T-Rex. He destroys whatever he sees whenever he feels like it. I like that.

Shelton Benjamin: He stole the show at WrestleMania 21… he gave Triple H, Shawn Michaels, and Kurt Angle a run for their money… now he needs his mama to assist him in his matches… wait. What is wrong with you! You are a wonderful Chris Benoit-like wrestler, yet you have this gigantic losing streak? Go to TNA! Go to TNA! Fight AJ Styles ! Get the X title! Heavyweight! Who cares? Just go for it!

Kurt Angle/ Shawn Michaels: The reason I like them both is because I like them for similar reasons. Both kept me on the edge of my seat at WrestleMania 21. They both have very interesting/ hilarious promos. They’re both respectable. And together, they form… the dream team.

Chris Benoit: Grr. Benoit is the kickass and maybe, if he feels like it, take names later kind of guy. He would make a good action hero. And I love his last name: Ben- Wha. Bt damn Chris, you got me confused. I ceebrate your career, I understand your mind was gone, but... you killed a little boy. Two years later, I STILL don't know how I feel.

Chris Jericho: Jericho…

Those are my on-the-top-of-my-head favorite wrestlers.

My favorites from the movie The Warriors:

Cleon: Cleon is one of my alltime favorite characters ever, even though he only lasted about 10 minutes in the movie, I fell in love with him in the game!! Something about that stoic look, that leopard headdress, that fierce fight... sigh I love Cleon

Ajax: Ajax is definately my favorite Warrior. Yeah, I must admit that he is a jackass, but something about his total war fighting just attracts me to him. Plus, he's cute doesn't hurt.

Snow: Snow is rock. That's cool.

Swan: It was Swan who led the Warriors back to Coney Island. He's smart, he's calm, he's a good leader.

Luther: Luther was so evil, but he was so funny. "I just like doing things like that"- what a response!

My least favorite:

Booker T: Book, man, we know that you wrestle when you want you. GET RID OF SHARMELL. She’s just holding you back.

Randy Orton: Yech... I hate him mainly because everyone loves him. He's an okay wrestler, because it runs in his family... good promo man (even though he just whines), and quite frankly, I'm glad to see him gone for two months.

Any of those little sluts: You disgust me. I hate the divas. All they do is go out there, naked and dance. And then they have the nerve to slap sexual harassment charges on everybody. NEWSFLASH: If girls dress like sluts, guys will treat them like sluts. Get some self-respect. And if you don’t want it, go join the Dallas Cheerleaders or the Playboy mansion. I’m sureHugh Hefnerwill be glad to see you.

A special little Ashley hate: HATE! This is not jealousy. Nothing Ashley has done so far has impressed me but it has ticked me off. She was getting beaten up by Maria, for Christ’s sake! And she says she’s a tomboy? The tomboys I knew- the real, not pseudo-tomboy ones- respect their temples (bodies) and would never ever were the disgusting short clothes that Ashley does. I like MELINA more than I like her! MELINA! Can you see how much I hate her?

Um, sorry about that. Truth is, I don’t hate Ashley. I mean, I hated Christy too until she learned to wrestle (amateur, but still) and decided to show a little more personality than the usual Look-at-me, I’m-peppy thing. I’m just waiting for Ashley to show me that.

Here are my Dream Teams:

Kurt Angle/ Shawn Michaels- If they ever stop being enemies, they could become the most dominate tag team ever.

Edge/ Christian- they won the WWF titles 7 times. They had their own language. They were the thorn in loveable Mick Foley’s side and made some funny promos. ‘Nuff said.

Shelton Benjamin/ AJ Styles- These guys could get a lot done. The absolute best of our generation. Benjamin: the technician. Styles: the aerialist. Oh… yeah.

Eddie Guerrero/ A Chair- It’s like… where have you been all my life?

Lita- Victoria- Molly Holly- Jazz- Trish Stratus- Ivory/ Lita- Victoria- Molly Holly- Jazz- Trish Stratus- Ivory: Girls, it’s time to show these new girls on the block the hard knocks of life.

My dream matches:

Shelton Benjamin v AJ Styles/X Division Match : Yeah, they’d make the real The World’s Greatest Tag Team, but more importantly, they’d have The World’s Greatest Match! And in an X- Division Match, ohhhh… I’d pay to see that!

Chyna v Ashley/ Hell in a Cell: Okay, I know that this will never ever happen And that I’m being really mean to Ashley, but I’m giving Ashley until May before this becomes my #1 Dream Match!

Eddie Guerrero v Eddie Guerrero: This is dumb and even though it would come out as a draw, I’d still find this a highly entertaining match, I mean, I can just hear the commentators:

JR: Good Lord, King! Guerrero just used a chair to cheat!

King: No, JR! Guerrero just attempted a Frog Splash and missed!

JR: Huh?

King: What?

Both: AAAHHHH!!

Now, my opinion the Bret Hart/Shawn Michaels... thingie:

I know it doesn't really matter to you because you have a life and quite frankly, I don't, but I have to side with Shawn here. Or Vince. Whoever you think was most responsible. What Bret was doing (refusing to lose in his home country), it was bad for business. He might've taken the title and thrown it away and Vince couldn't let that happen. I'm not going to call Bret a whiny bitch for not wanting to lose because I wouldn't really be estatic about losing my title in my home state. But I'd do it. I guess. I think that maybe, Bret and Vince should have talked it over a little more and reached an agreement to lose the title somewhere else. It's not so bad.

My favorite Chappelle's Show quotes:

"It's Rick James BITCH!" from Chappelle's Show

Charlie Murphy: I knew what hotel he was stayin' at. I told my boys I'd catch up with them later. So I shot over to the hotel, went up to his room...
(Cuts to Rick James sitting on a dresser talking to himself)
Rick James: So then... he comes in there and I says, "Listen, bitch, I'm Rick James." - Chappelle's Show

Charlie Murphy: Well I gotta admit, um, it was a good game.
Prince: I Wish I could say the same for you, and your crew of flunkies. Do you guys want some grapes? -smirk- Bitches! - Chappelle's Show

Dave: How come they ain't found who killed Biggie or Tupac but they arrest O.J. Simpson the next day? Nicole Simpson can't rap! I want justice!- Chappelle's Show

Well, some people think that cucumbers taste better pickled.- Dave Chappelle

Soon as I get my computer back, I'm going to update and start a new story, with my OC Christo Styrker. Right now, I'm working on him fiercely to make sure that he's not turning into a Mary Sue. You'll love him.

Whew, what a journey! I guess that’s about it… wait.

Permanent disclaimer: I do not own any characters in my stories except my made- up ones. If I ever use any.

That’s all for now.

Love,

Dr. JNHardy Be Happy. Be Healthy.

BubblyShell22, thanks for being so cool!

Asesina, thanks for standing up for me and reviewing "Uncle Eddie"!

And well, spincutEdge6272... what can I say?

HeartbreakDX -El Tejano- you are fantastic at odding me out... you ROCK!!

Prince Renaldo... your awesome melodies caught my heart!

skyqueen... you're so patient, never once mentioning that I didn't have a shout-out to you!

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