| Nelarun |
Author has written 28 stories for Star Wars, Jedi Apprentice, Lord of the Rings, Inheritance Cycle, and Stargate: SG-1. Hi, How are you all going. Thanks for stopping over at my little corner of insanity. My name is Erwesteth Carasiriel. For those of you who do not recognise the gender noun 'riel' I am female. I've just noticed that more and more people are calling me sir, or him. My brother thinks it's hilarious! Well I do too, but that's not the point. So just to clear up any shades of grey. I'm a female of the human race, and I come in peace... I think... I live in Australia, and I want to go to university, get my PhD in Ancient Civilisations and go work in the Middle East (not a lot of archaeologists/cryptologists (the linguistal kind not the mathematical kind) are going over there at the moment...wonder why) I'm 17, and I live with my mum and my younger brother, a two year old pup, and a kitten. I am also fluent in three languages. English, Conversational Japanese and Music, and I'm learning Russian, Spanish and Arabic My disclaimer for all my stories: I do not own any recognisable characters - they are the property of their respective owners - so does that mean we deal in slavery? hmm... One litte fact about me...: Everyone currently thinks I'm insane for wanting to go over to Afghanistan and the Middle East. And I'm planning to go backpacking with a friend throughout Britain, Europe and Russia... and they still say I'm insane... I can't win (ok, so that's two facts... but who's counting...) What I'm currently annoyed at...: Centrelink... enough said A huge thanks (and a big hug!) to: Lady Charity for putting me in her story: LoTR's Trip to Canada. It was an honour! A little fairy tale... once upon a time there was a girl who was totally in love with a prince... but the prince didn't know she existed. So she thought up of a daring plan and went into the forest one day on her own to see the witch. She told the witch her problem and the witch told her to kill the princes brother - cause they hated each other. So the girl went back to the palace and killed the younger prince... and the older prince noticed her... so as the story goes, she died realising that the witch had lied to her, and the prince only noticed her to consign her to the fires and the murderer of his much beloved brother... and everyone lived happily ever after... except the younger prince... who was dead, and the girl... who was also dead... and the older prince... who's brother was dead, and the girls family... cause the girl was dead and the little boy down the road, cause his pet dog died and the goose girl, cause wolves ate her flock... so really, the only person who was happy was the witch... and even then, she died... chocked to death on a fish bone... It wasn't a totally bad ending though, as one of the geese survived, one leg and an arm worse off, but the groundskeeper made a wooden leg for him and he was forever known as Peggy the wodden legged goose. Some things you will never find in any of my stories! - SLASH! INCEST! ect! Ok, I have to go before I spill national secrets. (Well I would spill them if I knew them... now there's a thought...) Nela | |||||||||||
1. They Will Be Back reviewsGlorfindel muses on his two students and the changes that have come over them during key moments in their life - namely, their mothers death and later on the death of Arathorn.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-27-09 - Glorfindel & Elrohir/Elladan - Complete2. The Yuletide Visitations of Denethor reviewsThis is a very simplified and condensed version of 'A Christmas Carol'.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-22-08 - Denethor - Complete3. A Yuletide Miracle reviewsTotally AU - When Aragorn died early on in his reign, he left a very pregnant Arwen behind. Now can a Yuletide Miracle occur and draw the Reunited Realm from mourning?Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-20-08 - Arwen U. & Thranduil - Complete4. The Sound of a Slamming Door » reviewsEstel is left behind by his brothers. Something Glorfindel said is remembered, and Elrond has a problem with it...Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 12-29-07 - Published: 11-21-06 - Aragorn & Elrond5. The Ninth Chevron reviewsNo one actually knows what the ninth chevron on the gate does. One inquisitive linguistarchaeologist decides to make it her mission to find out. Rubbing Daniel's face in her success is just a bonus...Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-20-07 - Carter, S. & Jackson, D.6. This Means War reviewsGimli and Thranduil left alone. Never a good thingLord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-20-07 - Gimli - Complete7. Sons of Gondor reviewsFaramir had a vision. Boromir knowingly went to his death. There is still one Son of Gondor left.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-11-07 - Faramir & Boromir - Complete8. Through Their Eyes » reviewsAn event occurs. Valorum was shot, and taken to Coruscant Med. Something happened. An addition to the story Cloak of Deception. First story in my EU Story ContinuationsStar Wars - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-3-07 - Published: 8-8-07 - Complete9. Rants Against reviewsA rant against gandalf, designed to be humorous some mentioned out of timeline... It was deliberate! It was deliberate....Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-2-07 - Gandalf - Complete10. Astra Melady 2: In the Enemies fortress » reviewsA continuation of Astra Melady 1. Astra is awake, Obiwan learns of his Padawans disappearance... Who is this man who knows more than the average being? And what made Obiwan and Quigon finally talk properly again... to really forgive...Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,975 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-10-07 - Published: 12-5-06 - Obi-Wan K.11. Issues of the Heart, Issues of the Mind » reviewsObiwan and Anakin have some issues that need to be aired. The Council gives them a way to do it.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,546 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-5-07 - Published: 1-20-07 - Obi-Wan K. & Anakin S. - Complete12. Small Things Which Change the Fate of the Galaxy » reviewsWell I had this thought... maybe things don't go as planned... small things... friendships built and alliances shatterd, things like that... and what the consequenses of those actions would be. These are nonconsecutive, nonrelated stories!Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-14-07 - Published: 2-3-06 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete13. Broms Thoughts reviewsSeven paragraphs told from Brom's point of view as he travels with Eragon.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-17-06 - Complete14. No Regrets, Merely Wishes reviewsAragorn and Arwen have a discussion as they watch Faramir playing with the children.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-4-06 - Aragorn & Arwen U. - Complete15. The Story reviewsCompanion peice to Elves Rangers and Shire Border Patrol... suggested to read ERaSBP to understand some bits.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-21-06 - Aragorn - Complete16. Confidant, Friend, Brother reviewsConfidant...Friend...Brother... Aragorn...Faramir... Pain...Grief...SorrowLord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-20-06 - Aragorn & Faramir - Complete17. Torture of a Different Kind reviewsAs if we needed another reason to hate the Elves. Immortal, Wisest and Fairest of all beings... Well here it is....Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 11-20-06 - Aragorn & Elrohir/Elladan - Complete18. Astra Melady 1: When trust is formed and shattered » reviewsBoth Obiwan and Quigon survive TPM, It has been a while since they have spoken to each other, now Obiwan has his own apprentice who he has to teach to trust. Can he do that and find a killer at the same time?...Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,071 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-9-06 - Published: 2-5-06 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete19. Anakin and Sandry » reviewsAnakin hasn't turned to the darkside yet, he has a padawan... A Jedi game starts to get serious... Adi gets her revenge... Lunch is served...Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-15-06 - Published: 2-5-06 - Anakin S. - Complete20. Elves, Rangers and Shire Border Patrol reviewsA host of Rangers get rather annoyed at some Elf Lords. If Elrond wasn't so scary when he was angry, it could have almost been hilarious.... I forgot to put this in the story, so I do not own LOTR, it all belongs to an EnglishmanLord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-14-06 - Elrond & Aragorn - Complete21. The Hidden Room » reviewsObiwan, after winning a tournament, goes on a walk. He, exploring the lower, unused, levels of the Temple, find something, and someone, in a room....Jedi Apprentice - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-2-06 - Published: 2-26-0622. Two Birds Fly reviewsAU of Medstar... Anakin's fall comes earlier than expected and the destruction of the Jedi happens sooner than it should be... extended universeStar Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-24-06 - Complete23. Quigon's Last Thought reviewsQuigon had one last, unsaid, thoughtStar Wars - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-14-06 - Qui-Gon J. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete24. A Sick Quigonnot so reviewsThe Healers had ambushed Obiwan that afternoon and told him in no uncertain terms that if he didn't get Quigon into bed at a certain time each night, then his next trip to the healers would turn out poorly indeed. hidden joke try and find itJedi Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-26-06 - Complete25. Kara Jems'halie » reviewsObiwan and his friends have to do a report on the SithJedi wars, they find something that challenged their views on the Jedi...Jedi Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-15-06 - Published: 2-13-06 - Complete26. The New Mandalorian » reviewsObiwan didn't retain his memories....A slave finds him and takes him to her master...Jedi Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,240 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-14-06 - Complete27. Ithreal reviewsMelidaDaan have finally joined the Republic and are now known as Melidaan. Obiwan never returned to the Jedi and the Jedi never came back for him.Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-13-06 - Complete28. Lose the battle win the war reviewsThings don't exactly go as planned during the hearing. spoilers for JA special ed. 1Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-3-06 - Complete