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Author has written 11 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Star Fox, Doctor Who, and Pokemon.

Well, Since you're here, You have a small hint of interest about me. Don't say you don't, You really wouldn't be here. -.- Anyways, I'm mainly a Star Fox writer, SSB writer, and I write Animal Crossing and Pokemon off to the side. BETA-READER! WOOT!

Zane

Renard

Name

Jerry Floyd. Sometimes: Anthony Blake (See WAY down there)

Birthday

December 8th

Birthplace

Richmond, Virginia (Don't make the joke) USA

Current Location

Auburn, Maine

Eye Color

Brown. Chocolate brown... mmm...

Hair Color

Currently: Black. In 6 months: Brown. When I move out: Blue

Height

Short... Ish...?

Right Handed or Left Handed

Left, but I'm ambidextrous.

Your Heritage

Well, I'm black... but mah mom's white... so I guess I'm Mixed. Never call me Mulatto, I will smack you so hard all you can do is lay down, seize up, and piss yourself. Then, Imma break my foot off in your ass, then I'mma pop a cap in yo ass, foo!

The Shoes You Wore Today

Black shoes with green plaid =3

Your Weakness

Blood. I faint at the sight of blood. The sight of someone else in pain, like the time my nephew bit through his lip and started crying. Cats, Dogs, and Ferrets. I LIVE CATS, DOGS, AND FERRETS!!

Your Fears

Spiders, Death... Spiders, Spiders, Spiders, Spiders... Did I mention Spiders? pet death, pets being abused, spiders, Scorpions, ducks (Yes... Ducks...) rape, Vashta Nerada (Doctor Who fans will get this),

Your Perfect Pizza

Pepperoni, Extra-Extra cheese (Extra melty-stringy mozzarela and some cheddar), Green Peppers, Tomatos, Mushrooms, scrambled meat, sausage (Without the Celery Seed... I'll throw up at my ruined pizza)

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year

get a job, get straight a's (I don't wanna stay back again!!) and possibly go a month withoug breaking something.

Your Most Overused Phrase On Instant Messenger

A tie between ... and =3

Thoughts First Waking Up

Monday: gotta pee, then shower before school

tuesday: Did I do the homework last night... um... crap...

Wednsday: Gotta eat before school

Thursday: Gym... Meeting Calvin, Jake, Pearson, Katie, and Brandon at the mall. Don't forget it's your turn to buy lunch...

Friday: TGI Friday... (lol)

Saturday: Meeting (Insert friend here) for platinum... shower... food...

Sunday:... should I even bother getting out of bed until 2?

Holidays: Family... I hate them... Fake a smile, then go act like you give a damn...

Your Best Physical Feature

... I don't really know. I'm guessing my build: Perfect for football.

Your Bedtime

Don't have an official one. I just go to bed when I'm tired or at a reasonable time. Like 10:30?

Your Most Missed Memory

When I was 5, I would sit on the stairs and read "Up-chuck and Rotten Willy" to my dog Shade. I was crushed when she died, so I buried her with the book.

Pepsi or Coke

Coke. Despite the fact that it used to be made with Cocaine.

McDonalds or Burger King

BK. I like em equally, but BK has just one secret weapon: Their fries are made from potatoes >.>

Single or Group Dates

I'd enjoy a group date. But I mostly don't date. If I want privacy or something truly romantic, it'll just be 1-on-1

Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea

Home-made =3

Chocolate or Vanilla

Swirled.

Cappuccino or Coffee

Cappuccino

Do you Smoke

some things...

Do you Swear

constantly

Do you Sing

constantly

Do you Shower Daily

obviously

Have you Been in Love

I have, I am.

Do you want to go to College

Yup.

Do you want to get Married

yes. Married, live in a suburb, and have 4 kids

Do you belive in yourself

... The fuck?

Do you get Motion Sickness

Yes, I do. I throw up on rides, and I love it.

Do you think you are Attractive

Yes... I'm Smexii

Are you a Health Freak

no, otherwise, I wouldn't be this big

Do you get along with your Parents

Only my mom. For some reason, me and mah dad only get along when we feel like it

Do you like Thunderstorms

yes.

Do you play an Instrument

Violin, flute, and Bass. I wish to play the drums.

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol

yup

In the past month have you Smoked

pot.

In the past month have you been on Drugs?

yes.

In the past month have you gone on a Date

nope

In the past month have you gone to a Mall

constantly

In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos

I've eaten SOME?

In the past month have you eaten Sushi

yes. It was a california roll.

In the past month have you been on Stage

yep

In the past month have you been Dumped

No. Never

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping

No!

In the past month have you Stolen Anything

Nope.

Ever been Drunk

yeah. exelent experence

Ever been called a Tease

No

Ever been Beaten up

yeah, but I put up a fight!

Ever Shoplifted

No

How do you want to Die

Quickly, when I'm least expecting it, so it will be partially painless. I just hope I'm on good terms with my family and friends.

What do you want to be when you Grow Up

Architect.

What country would you most like to visit

India

Are You Satisfied With Your Life?

Yes, sort of. I wish I could apologize to one of my friends, but he's dead.

Thank you. Tell your friends to take this exam so you can learn more about eachother.

I will =3

I HAVE A WEBSITE!! sorry if it's crappy, but i'm like... BRAND NEW to the whole creation of the site thing... so...

My computer crashed, but I have it back. I lost every file, and I need to discontinue a story, but other than that, everything's cool now.

POKEMON PLATINUM FRIEND CODE!!

Name: Lance

Code: 4683 4350 2975

Wi-Fi Activities: Double Battle lvl 100, Single Battle lvl 100, Cooking Poffins, Plaza Game: Swalot Plop, Trade, but contact me ahead of time so I can get ready.

IF YOU WISH TO (see above,) I'M USUALLY ON AT 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM AT RANDOM TIMES. E-MAIL ME YOUR INFORMATION SO I CAN REGISTER YOU.

only available through pokemon platinum...

http://corneria-heights.webs.com/

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS:

1. Falco

2. Fox

3. Wolf

4. Lucario

5. Blaziken

6. Luxray

7. Lugia

8. Riku

9. Kairi

10. Sora (sorry, man)

Then ask the following questions~

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night
Dude, I'm asleep. I will break my foot off in your ass if you wake my up again.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
... THE FUCK?! Wolf, I don't care what you and panther do behind colsed doors, but DON'T TOUCH MY TOILET!

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
So. Lucario and Kairi, eh? I didn't know she was into that. I mean, If you like it and all and it feels natural...

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
...Uh... Pokemon food? A lava cookie? the fuck? Return -_-

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Yay! My luxray is mah best friend (I'm so lonely)

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

I would be worried as to how a lugia would be related to me, but Cool! Legendary pokemon rock

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Riku thought he could take me with a hand tied behind my back

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
HAHAHA! Kairi, you're going to make Lucario a happy man...

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
I Wouldn't put it past Sora, but still, I'd be sad. It'd prolly be because he's smacking bitches and saving the universe all the fucking time...

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Prolly light up a bowl... listen to some music, then comment on how Hannah Montana rox his sox.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
try to fuck with number 3, AKA wolf

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
A pack of condoms, accidentally switching my gift with Fox's

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Lucario uses his Aura to find me, then uses Aqua Tail to put out the flames

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Blaziken will make me feel awesome about running through the school half-naked covered only by an "I'm sexy" Thong...

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

Falco's supportive of sora and my relationship... (I'm not gaaaaaaaayyyy)

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Lugia will use Aeroblast on the chick who dumped me

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Kairi is awesome, since she traded me her shaymin so I could pwn everything

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Make funny faces and tell corny jokes until I suffocate. Then, he'll walk away to probably get some help

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
The fuck? Falco? Um... okay... Uh, he's got an actual-peoples attitude, um... He prolly knows how to ride a motorcycle.. uh..

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Fox and Kairi? That makes him a pedophile...

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
... Well, Wolf's parents are redneck trailer trash, so no. I wouldn't come within 10,000 feet of them.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
No... well, yes... But only if there was money involved. Luxray prolly wouldn't mind, but yeah...

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Grab a bowl of popcorn and watch Luxray get pwnd by his broken-hearted furry fan-girls/guys

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Oh dear god, he's going to eat me...

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Riku, Sora just isn't that into you. You had your chance with Minnie, but you blew her off for a straight guy.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?

Kairi is nailing Lucario and Fox! She probably has some kind of disease... like herpies... or pkrs...

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Sora and Falco... The fuck? They're obviously drunk... Oh god! THE BEER'S STILL IN THE FRIDGE!!

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Wolf has tied up Lucario and is now having his way with my poor pokemon...

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
No. they couldn't. Falco is a flying type, whilst Luxray is an electric type.

Would 2 trust 5?
Fox could totally trust Blaziken.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Sora and Lucario get into a poke fight, which ends up with Lucario charging up an Aura sphere while Sora whips out the keyblade.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Blaziken and Falco would end up doing Auto-shop or Welding classes, since Blaziken's a metalhead and Falco's a possible punk.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Wolf and Luxray... oh my... It's moving... and it's on fire!

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Lugia and Kairi have applied to be social workers... Lugia got fired for eating people.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
No! Riku died Blaziken's hair silver and gave him a mullet! THE FUCK!!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Kairi sketches a female luxray, but Luxray is a closet homosexual, who only fakes a smile at the picture.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
last night. when they were making out on the roof, then fell down, then looked through the hotel window to see Wolf raping my poor Lucario.

1 accidentally kicked 10?
Falco? Take Sora? After they were making out? Sora would skull-fuck Falco with a keyblade.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
"You want to shove your know so far up my (Censored...) Until It ripped in half?" Kairi yelled. She whipped out her keyblade, then proceded to skull-fuck Fox with it.

5 and 6 did a workout together?
Luxray would find himself in an awkward situation as he watched Blaziken work it

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Well, Luxray should have saved my lucario! He was in the room videotaping the vicious ass pounding he endured from Wolf...

7 won the lottery?

Lugia would use his almighty legendary powers to eat people... and aeroblast them...

8 had quite a big secret?
We all knew Riku was fucking himself with a banana...

9 became a singer?
Kairi would end up following in Lady GaGa's footprints.

10 got a daughter?
Sora would kill himself.

What would 1 think of 2?
Fox is their leader, but he doesn't know what to think after everyone caught him with wolf...

How would 3 greet 4?
Wolf: What the fuck are you anyway?
Lucario: Lucario... Grr... Lucario Luke!
Wolf: Well, I'll take that as a "let's fuck..."
Lucario cries silently as he is dragged into the room again.

What would 4 envy about 5?
Lucario: That Blaziken... he doesn't have to put up with this... Ow... He's hurting me...

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Blaziken, being straight, would not have that kind of dream. It would prolly be one about friendship, since they're like best friends

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They're awesome? They're pokemon?

What would make 7 angry at 8?
Riku caught Lugia, giving the bird the amazing desire to eat him.

Where would 8 meet 9?
On the island where they grew up.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

That she's fucking Lucario and Fox, as well as Sora.

What would make 10 scared of 1?
Sora would be afraid of Falco, since Falco is a crazy bitch.

Is 3 Gay?
Yes... Yes Wolf is...

Reasons for hating Krystal: She's creepy, unnatural, and a traitor in at least 3 of the command endings... well, two. AND, though she was kicked off Starfox, she didn't have to go to star wolf for revenge. That's being immature. In my Q&A, she's the punchline of all of my jokes. You have your opinion, but I personally prefer Fox and Fara. I'm hardcore and I have all of the comics, even a translated version of Farewell, Beloved Falco.

Reasons for hating Twilight: IT'S EVERYWHERE AND IT'S A CRAPPY RIP-OFF OF ANNE RICE! MAYER HAS THE WRITING TALENTS OF A 13 YEAR OLD!

Reason for hating Hannah Montana: Irrational.

Favorite Pairings:

Fox/Fara

Falco/Katt

Wolf/Fara

the OCCASIONAL Fox/Wolf

Ash/Dawn

Ash/Misty

Lucario/Blissy

Blaziken/Lucario

Brock/Jenny or Joy

Link/Zelda

Samus/Fox

Falco/Peach

Bob/Mitzi

Resetti/Gracie

K.K. Slider/Hairrett

Sonic/Shadow

Knux/Amy

Sonic/Amy

Shade/Marina

Chinook/Marina

THERE! ARE YOU HAPPY MAGICAL VOICE THAT TELLS ME WAT TO TYPE

yes... pretty happy. Favorite songs:

Viva La Vida, Coldplay

Pressure, Paramore

Cyanide Sun, H.I.M.

Apocalyptic Love Song, Groovelily

I'm only a king... , Groovelily (shut up... i like my local artists)

Our time now, Plain White t's

Any more Song/Music related questions, answer them here... by yourself: http://www.playlist.com/user/21577759/

OCs: well, I'm redoing the OC section. I'm creating entirely new ones... (Note, Mr. Benzidrine DOESN'T represent me, he's in fact the opposite of me)

Jerry (Mr.) Benzidrine: 17

Game: SSBB

Appearence: Shaggy brown hair, a red t-shirt layered over a white long sleeved shirt, baggy black jeans with green, plaid pockets and a pair of durable sneakers he's had since the 7th grade. He's about 5'5, weighing 152 lbs, leaning toward the muscular side, but not very noticible

Personality: Spiteful, with a subtle hint of an attitude problem. He has horrible social skills and always looks out for himself. He can solve any problem logically, and almost lacks emotion in his actions.

Bio: He was harrassed by multiple individuals for being stockier and shorter than most children. One day, he ran away, stealing one thousand dollars and joining an underground fighting tournament. With the money he raised, he bought himself a crappy apartment and a Wii.

Weapon of choice: since he was flung into an unknown world, he carries around his pocket knife, a lighter, and a pair of bronze knuckles

Moves: guard: takes half damage

blazing slash: where he heats up his knife and slashes.

firey finsh: grabs a can of air freshener and holds his lighter up to it. causes 50 damage if held down for more than 5 seconds. Also a recovery move.

punch, slash, punch: self explanitory.

Final Smash: Flaming finale: a devistating attack where Jerry uses his can of air freshener as a grenade. causes 150 damage to everyone on the field, and detonates all explosives as well. (example, Meta Knight has 150. use the final smash and he has 300. Say he's holding a nova bomb. Knocks him up to 500 or some odd shit.) Never KO's, leaving that up to the players.

Smashers affiliated with: Falco, Bowser, Mewtwo, Ganondorf, and Wario.

Fics: Another crappy OC fic.

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Renard Euoake (U-A-K): 36

Game: Star Fox

Appearence: A lion with tan fur, wearing bright colored middle eastern-like robes and sandals. He's tall and lanky, and often seen with a half eaten fruit in his hand.

Personality: A cheerful person, just bairly mastering his current language. He's cheerful and kind to the point where he's obnoxious, always offering gifts from the homeland. As an example, Fox always goes in for Questioning, but ends up leaving with random information about Titana and a ceramonial robe, some incents, or an exotic desert trinkit.

Bio: Raised in the Titanian deserts, he would slave away, and dream of a contry free from opression. He moved to Corneria, then took a ski trip to Fichina, only to recieve extensive questioning from the fox next door about odd goings-on around the planet. Assuming these information gathering sessions as signs of friendship, he would answer the question, give a gift from his home world, then send the fox on his merry way

Weapon of choice: None. Renard is a pacifist.

Fics: Only Force Rules (just let me clear it with Shadow and Hakkyou)

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Lance: 15

Game: Pokemon

Appearence: A young male with light-brown, semi-short hair. He wears a white t-shirt and blue vest and durable blue jeans.

Personality: An energetic young man who lives in a world controlled by groups of thieves. For their safety, the age has been knocked up to 15 when Trainers can recieve their own pokemon. He is frightened by ghost pokemon and bugs in general.

Pokemon: Turtwig, Pidgey, Growlithe, Magnemite, Lapris, and Scyther

Fics: Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Battle Frontier.

those are my OC's. choose which ever you like, but at least e'mail me to tell me what story they are in! Also give me some of the credit. But as I said, you are free to use them as you wish.


Heres my favorite video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ajV5LOB9Zo&feature=related


Starfox theme songs:

Fox: Kryptonite, Three Doors Down

Krystal: Pressure, Paramore

Falco: Dig, Incubus

Slippy: Boys will be boys (time to dance), Panic at the disco

Peppy: Stellar, Incubus

Wolf: Viva La Vida, coldplay

Leon: El Mañana, Gorillaz

Panther: Heartache every moment, Him or Kiss from a rose, Seal

Bill: Chicago is so two years ago

Katt: Maneater, Nelly

Super Smash Bros. Theme songs:

Mario/Dr Mario: Ain't no reason, Brett Dennen

Luigi: God called in sick today, AFI

Peach: Crushcrushcrush, Paramore

Bowser: Carpal tunnel of love, Fall out boy

Wario: Pas De Cheval, Panic at the disco

Yoshi: Caramelldansen (not bashing...)

Diddy Kong/Donkey Kong: Handlebars, flobots

Link: Cannonball, Damien Rice

Zelda: Pressure, Paramore

Young/Toon Links: Boys will be boys (time to dance), Panic At The disco

Gannon: Snakes on a plane (bring it), Cobra Starship

Kirby: Bittersweet, Apocalyptica

King DeDeDe: Build God, Then we'll talk, Panic At The Disco

Meta Knight: There's a good reason these tables are numbered honey, Panic At The Disco

Pokemon Trainer: Cable Car, The fray

Lucario: Funeral of hearts, Him

Pikachu, Pichu, Jigglypuff: Caramelldansen

Mewtwo: Venus Doom, HIM

Samus: Misery Business, Paramore

Olimar: Cliffs of Dover, Eric Johnson

Captain Falcon: Through the Fire And The Flames, Dragonforce

Fox: Kryptonite, Three Doors Down

Falco: Dig, Incubus

Wolf: Viva La Vida

Ness: The Kill, 30 seconds to Mars

Lucas: Untitled, My Chemical Romance

Marth: Fur Elise, Beethoven

Roy: Grand Theft Autumn

Ike: Silver and Cold, AFI

Pit: Swing Swing, All American Rejects

Nana/Popo: Happy Together, Turtles

R.O.B. The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage, Panic At The Disco

Mr Game And Watch: El Mañana, Gorillaz

Sonic: Super sonic, Bad Religion

Snake: What hurts the most, Rascal Flatts

Twilight Theme songs:

Edward: Funeral Of Hearts

Bella: call me when you're sober, Evanescence

Jasper: Reptillia, The Strokes

Alice: Baracuda

Rosalie: Vampire heart, HIM

Emmett: The Kill, 30 Seconds To Mars.

Alternate Names (thank you, Celebaby20, bushes283, for showing me it. Feel free to use it in your profile!):

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Jerizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): gray Falcon

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Anthony Blake

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): flojesle (O_o)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): White Martini

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): eoaueke

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Elaine (WTF I'M A DUDE!!)

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Spenser

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Lemon trip

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Maroon Hookrings


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST HATE everyone who doesn't SHARE MY BELIEFS.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be a white trash redneck.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big dick".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I am WHITE and I like COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a NERDY GEEK.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm SOUTHERN, so my FAVORITE CATCHPHRASE is "GIT-R-DONE"
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (though he wuz)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I like ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (though I am...)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


Notices

WILL BE DELETING LUST OF THE INCUBUS. WELL... THAT'S IT FOR NOW I GUESS

I AM NOW A LICENSED BETA TESTER... NOT QUITE LICENSED, BUT ANYWAY, I'M HERE TO HELP YOU, SO AFTER READING A STORY, YOU DON'T "INSTANTLY LOOK FOR A CYANIDE PILL..." ~keeping the blade

I HAVE DELETED BLOOM!! TOO MANY PM'S ABOUT HOW I SHOULD HANDLE A SUICIDE.OR MAYBE THEY WOULD MURDER ME. WELL HERES ONE THING. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE SO SUCK IT! EFFIN HOMOPHOBES!

UPSILON TOURNAMENT IS ON HIATUS. I RAN OUT OF IDEAS.


FRIENDS I'VE AQUIRED OVER THE YEARS!! (07-09)

LegendMaker08. Notable works: Paths Of Contempt, StarFox. Rather friendly.

Shadow Shinobi57 Notable works: Q&A Madness!, Truth, Dare, or Strip. Humorous beyond belief!

Shakespeare's entourage. Notable works: Shaky's Q&A. Well, he's funny... at least...

KILL THE EMPIRE. Notable works: Every Story. OMFG! HE IS THE FUNNIEST AUTHOR IN THE HISTORY OF HISTORY!! well, he's actually better at horror, but don't think i'm just being a rabid fanboy; Read every last story. I can almost fullheartedly say the same for the authors above.

Twilight Blayderjulz is an amazing author with an amazing OC. She writes for SSB, and I recomend reading everything. Pretty Epic STUFF!

PM ME for no apparent reason...

At 8:49:02,

I have been living for 16 years, 9 months, and 23 days.
My age in months - 201 months
My age in weeks - 877 weeks
My age in days - 6141 days
My age in hours - 147384 hours
My age in minutes - 8843040 minutes
My age in seconds - 530582400 seconds
I've seen 4 leap years.

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?


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1. Kanto reviews
First in a 5 part saga. I'm not all that experenced in writing Pokemon fics, so Constructive critisism is graciously accepted. Character Renard belongs to me, Character Zane to Shadow Shinobi 57 and Character Claus belonging to 1950's TV family
Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-13-09
2. Q&A&DARE HAPPY TIME! » reviews
Jerry here with the first season of Q&A&D HAPPY TIME! Watch as the starfox members are humiliated by YOU! THE REVIEWER! Inspired by Timid, Shadow, Shaky, Skatepunk, Starfoxlover and Hakkyou000 and their awesome Q&A's! We now accept Dares! send em in!
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,402 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 9-5-09 - Published: 12-16-08
3. The Stolen Corneria reviews
Fox copes with the loss of his team and stress, The Doctor finds himself and his little blue box on the Great Fox. Takes place after Command and "Journey's End"
Crossover - Doctor Who & Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-28-09 - 10th Doctor & Fox M.
4. Smash the Spring Time Away! » reviews
Starting March, I'll be working on this again. Sorry for the delay, but let's get'r done! damn, I'm redneck
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-5-09 - Published: 1-1-09
5. When The Day Met The Night reviews
Fox inquires how his parents met. James/Vixy oneshot.
Star Fox - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-18-08 - James M. & Vixy R. - Complete
6. Final Days of James McCloud reviews
When Andross captures Fox and the team, Fox discovers James McCloud's diary. Starfox 64 fic. Oneshot
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-25-08 - Fox M. & James M. - Complete
7. Smasher High » reviews
Ah yes, an adaptation of Agent Pendergas's wonderful work. I repeat. NOT MINE. Fox and his brother go to high school, only for Fox to engage in a twisted romance with the new girl. NOW WITH RIDDLES!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-22-08 - Published: 11-19-08 - Fox M. & Samus A.
8. The Plumber and The Avian reviews
Two smashers who know little about each other attempt a friendship. NOT YAOI! I WARN YOU THE STORY IS NOT YAOI, BUT A FRIENDSHIP FIC
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-18-08 - Falco L. & Mario - Complete
9. Goodbye, old pal reviews
“Come on bud... wake up... quit joking around” The fifteen year old hedgehog chuckled. He laid his head upon Falco's chest. “That's a neat trick... making your heart stop like that.” -rated for harsh language and gore.-
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-15-08 - Falco L. & Sonic - Complete
10. Upsilon Tournament » reviews
Once every 100 years, the best of the best fight for honor, glory, and power. Chapter 10. still open for fighting requests and -quite frankly- I NEED THEM. remember to review upon entering. How is snake going to break her diamond like armor? hint hint.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,574 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 10-28-08 - Published: 5-10-08
11. karaoke ssbb style » reviews
15: intermission Will sonic ever get tang? OMFG ROBOT AND PIKACHU RAPED ROY. There... why did Jigglypuff take a dump on Pichu? all shal be answered R&R
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,015 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 9-22-06
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