Author has written 115 stories for Harry Potter, Crossing Jordan, Stargate: SG-1, Matrix, Gilmore Girls, CSI: Miami, Days of Our Lives, NYPD Blue, M*A*S*H, Lord of the Rings, Charmed, X-Files, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Law and Order: CI, Lost, Real Adventures of Jonny Quest, StarTrek: Other, StarTrek: The Original Series, Law and Order: SVU, StarTrek: Voyager, Numb3rs, Birds Of Prey, StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, Dresden Files, Ghost Whisperer, StarTrek: Enterprise, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, NCIS, Dexter, Life, Torchwood, Moonlight, Sanctuary, Psych, In Plain Sight, Covert Affairs, Stargate: Atlantis, Castle, Fringe, Rizzoli & Isles, Eureka, Necessary Roughness, Twilight, Firefly, and Addams Family.

I have a Fanfic Challenge listed here w w w . t t h f a n f i c . o r g / C h a l l e n g e - 6 9 1 1 / W h o + s + a + Q . h t m no spaces of course. I think its a really neat idea! So if anyone is interested have a look!

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I am a pink monkey who likes to write in her spare time...Yes i said pink monkey. My mother is a flamingo.

Come visit my new Yahoo! group. It's based on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and I hope to see you there! Just click on my homepage button to get there, it's that simple!

I'm placing my Disclaimer
of all my fanfiction in here so I don't have to keep repeating myself.
All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

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Seriously, I'm 27 now. I was born on September 10, 1984. WOOHOO! And female. I graduated from Apollo-Ridge High School, Class of 2003. I love to write. I guess that's a good thing since my muse likes to give me ideas.

My favorite books are: Sleepers, Gangster, Lord of the Rings, The Dresden Files, and Harry Potter.

My favorite authors are: Lorenzo Carcaterra (real surprise there, aye?), Terry Brooks, J.K. Rowling, Blayne Cooper, T. Novan, and JRR Tolkien.

My favorite TV shows and characters are: Stargate SG-1(Daniel, Janet, Sam, Jacob, Jack), Crossing Jordan(Jordan, Nigel), Law Order: SVU(Olivia), Law Order: CI(Bobby, Alex), Law Order(Ed), CSI: Miami(Horatio, Eric), Gilmore Girls(Lorelai, Luke), X-Files(Fox Mulder, Dana Scully), LOST(Charlie, Claire), Xena(Xena, Gabrielle, Ares), Star Trek(McCoy), Star Trek: The Next Generation(Will Riker, Deanna Troi), Star Trek: Deep Space Nine(Jake Sisko, Julian Bashir), Star Trek: Voyager(B'Elanna, Kathryn, Tom, Chakotay, Harry, Doctor), Star Trek: Enterprise(Jonathan, T'Pol, Trip, Malcolm), The Dresden Files(Harry, Connie), Robin Hood(Robin, Djaq), Mama's Family(Mama, Bubba), Cold Case(Lily, Scottie), Raines(Raines), Numb3rs(Don, Charlie, Colby, Larry, Megan, David, Alan), MASH(Hawkeye, Margaret, Trapper, Klinger, Henry), Buffy: The Vampire Slayer(Buffy, Faith, Willow, Tara, Giles, Xander, Oz), Moonlight(Mick, Beth, Josef), Life(Charlie, Dani), Chuck(Chuck, Sarah, Ellie, Morgan), NCIS(Ziva, Tim, Ducky, Gibbs, Kate, Abby, Tony, Jenny), Womens Murder Club(Lindsey, Cindy), Torchwood(Gwen, Ianto, Owen, Tosh, Jack), Tru Calling,(Tru, Davis), New Adventures of Old Christine(Christine, Matthew, Barb), Two and a Half Men(Jake, Charlie, Alan), Ghost Whisperer(Melinda, Rick), Medium(Allison), Ghost Hunters(Grant, Steve), Ghost Hunters International(Brian, Donna), Destination Truth, and UFO Hunters.

My favorite movies are: Sleepy Hollow(Johnny Depp rocks!), Ever After, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Carribean, The Mummy, I now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Twilight, and all Abbott and Costello movies.

My favorite cartoons are: Fairly Odd Parents, Scooby-Doo, South Park, Futurama, Family Guy, and Real Adventures of Jonny Quest.

My favorite soap opera is: Days of Our Lives.

My favorite color is blue, my favorite day is Friday, and my lucky number is 13.

92 of teenagers would die if Acercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this on your profile if you'd be one of the 8 that would be laughing their heads off!

If you confuse people with big words, then tell them to look it up in the dictionary, but they never do and keep pestering you until you tell them what it means, but didn't tell them, put this on your profile!

If you've ever looked at random people's profiles just to get these stupid things, put this on your profile!

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I read this on another profile- I hate homophobia

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

If you agree, copy and paste this into your own profile. STOP THE HATE!

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or a my space page

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

Ten Ways to Tell When You're Completely Obsessed with Harry Potter
You know you are unhealthily obsessed when...

10. You go to the midnight showing of the movies and books releases, watching all the other psychotic people who are there as well. You make fun of those souls that are dressed in costumes, yet deep down you wish you had drawn a scar on your head with permanent marker too.

9. The only way you can fall asleep is if you listen to the Harry Potter soundtrack on your Ipod.

8. You've had AT LEAST one dream where Harry's had to save you from a Dementor/Death Eater/Voldemort/maybe even a Cornish Pixie.

7. You drink tea and then subtly try to make out shapes with the remaining tea bits, attempting to tell your future.

6. You call your little brother/sister Voldemort when they're being evil.

5. Your brother pretends to be Daniel Radcliffe (imploring a very realistic British accent) as he tries to trick you into letting him into your room. The sad part is, you wish it really were Daniel.

4. Your friend comes over after their tennis practice and you greet them by saying, "Hey, how was Quidditch practice?" And you DON'T even notice your mistake even after your friend looks at you like you're being possessed by Tom Riddle himself.

3. You accidentally write "the water apparated" on your science homework only to be asked by your lab partner, "What does apparate mean?" At that point, you try to explain to your partner that it's when the sun dries up the water and makes it disappear into vapor. You then dumbly realize that you meant to write "the water EVAPORATED!"

2. You've actually TRIED playing Quidditch before by sticking a log in between your legs and chucking random tennis balls at your friends' heads.

1. The day you turned eleven, you prayed that an owl would find its way to your bedroom window and bring you an acceptance letter from Hogwarts. Matter of fact, you're still waiting for that dumb owl who must have gotten lost or shot down, because there's no way you can be a Muggle!

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you chose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you chose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

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My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong,

I can’t speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake, I'm all alone.

The house is dark,

My folks aren’t home.

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try to hide

From his evil eyes,

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door.

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I’m sorry!" I scream

But its now much too late,

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please, let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor.

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

The 'Shippers Oath (Not mine!)

I will hold
true to my pairing

I swear this oath ain't herring

And sometimes to flame another shippers ship

But only if they get me first

Otherwise... LEAVE THEM ALONE

Each shipper to their pairing

Each pairing to their show

May there be many fanfics

So all the world will know

Your pairing is the best

All shippers will try to prove their pair

And if they're motivated

They'll pluck "evidence" from the air

And through all of this

Bold and blue

I am a shipper

Always true

ALERT

Good news, I'm back.

On 6-14-05, I put my right arm through our glass porch door. Needless to say, I cut a tendon and now have no use of three of my five fingers.

I had my surgery to reattach the tendon and nerves. I'm happy to say that I'm doing good. My surgeon says I'm healing better than expected because I'm young. I have use of my hand with only slight limitation. That being that my pointer finger is sluggish and prolly about 95 of what it was before I decided to go through the door instead of opening it.

So I’ll update when my muse decides to give me ideas.

Thank you for your patience, understanding and support.

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