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Author has written 57 stories for Maximum Ride, RENT, Wicked, Twilight, and CSI: New York. My life has been one great big joke, www.fictionpress.com/~colorful musical theatre (singing acting dancing) is my life and future | |||||||
1. The Log » reviewsThe gang gives Danny a laptop for his birthday for the off-days when he's particularly hard to keep occupied, and he begins a journal. Complete humor.CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-8-09 - Published: 2-1-09 - Danny M.2. Hourglass reviewsHe placed it gently on a table and overturned it, not pausing a moment to watch the life trickle out of the top before pivoting and exiting the room the same way he'd come in.Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-8-09 - Fang & Max - Complete3. The Brilliant Dance reviewsSo this is strange; our sidestepping has come to be a brilliant dance where nobody leads at all. MS. Mac and Stella's relationships, how they comfort each other through the tough times, and ultimately how it brings them together in the end.CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-21-09 - Mac T. & Stella B.4. Star reviewsNot an orphan, he thought, not an orphan at all. A star. A twinkling, shining, shooting star. MSCSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-20-09 - Stella B. & Mac T. - Complete5. Armor » reviewsA vengeful murderer is doing so much more than just killing people, and he won't stop until he successfully chips away Stella's armor. And when he finally does, Mac is the only one who can reconstruct it.CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-19-09 - Published: 2-2-09 - Stella B.6. Desperado » reviewsWhere were the curls? He'd been able to see them before, just over the crowd, but now they weren't there. His eyes raked across the bar. Cups. Sugar packets. Behind the counter, a drink machine. Problem: there was blood on it. SM, some DLCSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,755 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 2-15-09 - Published: 1-25-09 - Stella B. & Mac T.7. New York Time reviewsHis feet nearly fell out from underneath his body as a torturous expression screwed up his features, his eyes going wide and his limbs shaking uncontrollably. The curls, that was what he'd seen. They were the identification that he needed.CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-10-09 - Stella B. & Mac T. - Complete8. Ten Days reviewsAnd as they stood in the hall that day, the two of them alone, an explosion had surprised them, and they had turned as one to face the window, watching as New York City's proud twins crumbled at the hands of terrorism. Stella comforts Mac after 9/11.CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-3-09 - Mac T. & Stella B. - Complete9. Manhunt reviewsPost-Eclipse. The Cullens have slipped. The whole world knows what they are, and their lives and very existence have become nothing but a deadly game of hide and seek. Guess who's it? BELLAS STILL HUMAN BTW :DTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-28-0810. Bent reviewsPost-New Moon. Everything was going great for Bella and Edward. But one accident, the first physical mistake she ever witnessed him make, changed everything, in the blink of an eye. Not that Edward ever really needed to blink in the first place. E/BTwilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-26-08 - Bella & Edward11. Maximum Ride: The Musical » reviewsYou wanna talk about what happened? I asked Gazzy, concerned. Yeah... he replied. It was weird. We all burst into song... [What if MR were a musical? Features Wicked, RENT, Avenue Q, Aida, Chicago, Spring Awakening, Cabaret, Joseph, your suggestions! XD]Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,223 - Reviews: 148 - Updated: 10-18-08 - Published: 9-23-0712. Black Balloon » reviewsI didn't move from my fetal position on the ground because of the terrifying premonition I'd just seen played before my eyelids. Voice? I asked in my head, ignoring Fang's worried voice over everything else. That was your future, the Voice whispered.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,628 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 10-13-08 - Published: 9-14-0813. Dissolve and Decay reviews"So maybe I should do it," he mused, pretending to think about it. "Maybe I should pull this trigger and fire a bullet directly into your skull, blowing your brains out mercilessly, and then deal with Chuckles over here." He gestured to me. MF oneshot.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-24-08 - Complete14. Twilight: the Musical » reviewsEdward's eyes met mine. "What was that?" he asked, concerned. Feeling embarrassed, I looked down, a blush flooding my cheeks. "Um... a song?" He chuckled. "Okay?" - What if Twilight were a MUSICAL? Post-Eclipse. Funny, even if you don't like musicals :DTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-20-08 - Published: 8-27-0815. Time reviewsAnd even as I sat on my deathbed, I did not know who I was. Mark could speak to me, whisper meaningful words in my ear and tell me I was his best friend, though I knew I was not. I was nothing but the shell of his previous best friend, if anything at all.RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-16-08 - Roger D. - Complete16. Mistakes reviewsJasper's point of view during Bella's birthday party in the beginning of New Moon and what follows it.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-15-08 - Jasper - Complete17. Phase » reviewsOne wasn't like the others. One was the kiss of death, his sharp teeth sinking into my tender skin. They remained like razors in my neck and I heard another shout, only this one was of coherence. "No!" Alice shrieked, and that was when everything stopped.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,294 - Reviews: 239 - Updated: 7-14-08 - Published: 6-15-0818. Ugly Duckling reviewsSo here I am. Charles Swan, the Chief of Police in Forks, Washington, with a daughter in a more successful relationship and a boyfriend who is so sickeningly attractive and sincere that it makes you want to throw up with envy. -Charlie tries to find love?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-12-08 - Charlie S.19. Easily Distracted reviews"But my kind... we're very easily distracted." Edward's tortured thoughts while leaving Bella in New Moon.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-8-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete20. Fault reviewsThe Cullens watch the video that James made, and Edward decides that if anyone is to blame, it's him. During Twilight while Bella's unconscious at the hospitalTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 7-6-08 - Edward - Complete21. Boys’ Night In » reviewsBella's off to dinner and a movie with Charlie tonight, and Esme gets a bright idea: for the boys to have a boys' night! Edward doesn't want to cooperate but eventually gives in. God only knows what will happen when he is exposed to the world of XBOX.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 7-3-08 - Published: 6-27-0822. Fissure reviewsWhile Bella is being primped and pampered, Jasper reflects on just how much Alice means to him. Afterwards, he and Alice have some cuteness. JasperAlice fluff, is all. oneshotTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 71 - Published: 6-28-08 - Jasper & Alice - Complete23. Erasure reviewsCharlie and Bella get into a heated argument over Edward, who is upstairs waiting for Bella. Upon returning to him, Edward forces her to explain the extent of her depression. one shot, post New Moon.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 6-26-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete24. Vicious Cycle reviewsAnd so the lion fell in love with the lamb. Then, the lion and his family, along with the lamb, were jammed into a 70's love van, and decided to go on a cross country road trip on a whim, during a hot summer. Sure, let's go with that. BellaEdwardTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-15-0825. Sticks and Stones » reviewsSticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. ... What a load of crap. Words hurt the most, and actions, and heartbreak. There are no clever rhymes for the real problems of life, like being a mutant birdkid on the run... again. MFMaximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,218 - Reviews: 101 - Updated: 6-14-08 - Published: 5-17-0826. Chicken Soup » reviewsThe year of 1992. Mark's still alone, Collins has a secret, Maureen and Joanne are fighting... and Roger has to raise a child on his own. [Roger, some OCMarkMaureenJoanne, Collins]RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,085 - Reviews: 148 - Updated: 4-2-08 - Published: 9-9-0727. Canon, Authors reviewsA parody of the song Class from Chicago; Mark and Roger talking about how the fandom has gone down the drain canon-wise and story quality wise.RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-23-08 - Roger D. & Mark C. - Complete28. When I'm Sixty Four reviewsAngel and Collins are alone in their apartment, and Collins starts to think... and then sings a song to Angel, wondering how long she'll love him for. Second AC fic ever, first one where Angel's actually alive! :RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-12-08 - T. Collins & Angel D. - Complete29. Together We'll Ring in the New Year reviewsClose in on Maureen and Joanne's New Year's party. Pan on Mark Cohen, alone, missing the old days, when everyone else was alive. But now they're not, and they won't ever come back. postRENT. songfic. oneshot.RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-8-08 - Mark C. & Maureen J. - Complete30. Kill the Messenger reviewsRoger decides Mimi's better off without him... but then they both realize they can't live without each other. Songfic. Oneshot, MimiRoger, MarkRoger friendship.RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-23-08 - Roger D. & Mimi M. - Complete31. Dreaming With a Broken Heart reviewsRoger's so lost after April has died, and he's finally starting to wake up. MarkRoger FRIENDSHIP, strictly. Collins and Maureen are there too. Oneshot, songfic.RENT - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-22-08 - Roger D. & April E. - Complete32. We're ENDING! reviewsWe all know how we feel about RENT closing... but did any of us even think about how THEY feel?RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1-18-08 - Complete33. Canon Days reviewsParody of the song Canaan Days from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Those canon days we used to know, where have they gone, where diiiiid they go? Oh God, I want to puke, noncanon is just a fluke. Not for MarkRoger, JoMark, CollinsBenny.RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-14-07 - Complete34. RENT: the Parody reviewsRENT in under ten pages of a word document. XDRENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 11-27-0735. Which Broadway Character Are You? reviewsThe bohos decide to take a quiz online... and you'll be shocked at the results. XD Crackfic, I'd say.RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-25-07 - Complete36. BK Lounge » reviewsI went to Burger King and saw the list of famous people applications... and I found Roger's Burger King application from when he was sixteen years old. Includes a knife in his boss's Crystal Light and his outlook on atheists. [Pretty funny XD ONESHOT]RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 11-23-07 - Published: 9-2-07 - Roger D. - Complete37. Starlight reviews[FiyeroElphaba] One night, still running, Fiyero and Elphie have a useless talk about absolutely everything and nothing... at the same time. [Useless fluff first Wicked fic, be nice!] Ooh, swearing!Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-18-07 - Complete38. The Protest: Roger Edition » reviewsIt's my first day out of the flippin' house, and I've already gotten into a RIOT? Jesus, all I want to do is live a normal ninja life, and I'm going to DIE whenever I leave the house![Roger's first day outta the house. his POV: Will I? through OTM.]RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,423 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 11-14-07 - Published: 7-13-07 - Roger D. - Complete39. The Life and Death of Mary Sue, the Mary Sue reviewsLet's see how a Mary Sue can screw up the lives of our favorite bohos. [MarkOC, OCRoger, MimiRoger, MaureenOC, MaureenJoanne, JoanneOC and CollinsLaughHisAssOff MimiSwordofDoom love... pentagon :D] borderline crack!fic.RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-12-07 - Complete40. Through the Heart reviewsHowever handicapped by his blurred vision, Mark hurried to the fallen form's side, crawling over next to the man he'd known as his best friend for twenty solid years. There was Roger Davis, a gaping hole in his chest, lying in a pool of his own blood.RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-8-07 - Mark C. & Roger D. - Complete41. Open reviewsRoger always left a door open. [MarkRoger friendship]RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-7-07 - Mark C. & Roger D. - Complete42. If You Could See Her reviewsIn the middle of NYC, Collins remembers Angel, and sings about prejudice against her.RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-26-07 - T. Collins - Complete43. Everyone's a Little Bit Mary reviewsThe flock finally decides that, yes, everyone's a little bit Mary Sue. XD To Everyone's a Little Bit Racist from Avenue Q... even if you don't know Ave Q, it's still kinda funny. :]Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-19-07 - Complete44. Crazy Bloggirls reviewsTo the song Schadenfreude from Avenue Q. Fang and Iggy sing about their crazy bloggirls from the blog... pretty funny. XD The lyrics are funny too even if you don't know Ave Q.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-19-07 - Complete45. It Sucks to Be Me: Maximum Ride Style reviewsThe Maximum Ride version to the song It Sucks to Be Me. XD pretty funny.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 10-15-07 - Published: 9-29-07 - Complete46. Cuffed » reviewsMark and Roger get handcuffed together,but they don't have a key. One only knows what will happen. The possibilities are endless. [MR FRIENDSHIP!NO romance!mentioned MimiRog and MoJo] FINISHED AT LONG LAST!RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,141 - Reviews: 287 - Updated: 9-30-07 - Published: 5-11-07 - Roger D. & Mark C. - Complete47. Ten Little Bohos » reviewsThe Bohos take a trip to an island off of Florida, and live in an apartment complex owned by the Greys. While testing out the complex, things go terribly wrong. They're locked on an island, and a murderer is locked with them. [Canon couples. Angel lives]RENT - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,063 - Reviews: 208 - Updated: 9-18-07 - Published: 6-10-0748. Authors Favor the Gay reviews"Fortune Favors the Brave" from Aida, the RENT way :] "Gay is now the new black no one's straight, gay wins the fans AngelCollins smut is rising Mark is banging lots of men." Haha XDRENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-14-07 - Complete49. The Hot Plate Escapades » reviewsMark and Roger get drunk... and they accept their hot plate as their lord. And there are commandments. DRUNKEN!fic. Starring James Earl Jones as the voice of the hot plate, Christopher Walken as the voice of the refrigerator, and Johnny Depp as the stove.RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-8-07 - Roger D. & Mark C. - Complete50. Ten Commandments for FanFiction Writers reviewsAnd these were the commandments the Lord lay down for the author, ten in number. And the number of the commandments was ten, and they numbered ten. There were ten commandments. :]Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 68 - Published: 7-28-07 - Complete51. Salon reviewsIt started with a simple haircut... and ended up with three mutants fighting for their hair's life. Iggy tries to cut Max's hair, and then screws it up, and she goes after FangOH NO! [Oneshot, ahha, humor fic. HAIRCUT TIME FOR THE FLOCK!]mild language.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 7-26-07 - Complete52. You're a Fool reviewsFrom the Workshop of RENT. Mark tries to get Roger out of the house and they end up singing at each other angrily [as always]. MarkRoger friendship. No romance, sorry.ONESHOTTT. Rated because... I'm too lazy to check what it's really rated. XDRENT - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-17-07 - Mark C. & Roger D. - Complete53. Today 4 U: Roger's View reviewsWritten by me and my cuz. Roger's humored thoughts throughout... you guessed it... Today 4 U. Includes the hot plate lord, Mark's mom's matching undies gift!, and the wonderful word of persnickity :DRENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-15-07 - Roger D. & Angel D. - Complete54. Another Day: Roger's Way reviewsWritten by me and my cuz. Roger's humored thoughts throughout Another Day. Includes his beautiful waving hair and rhyming makes another spectacular visit. And, you know, Mark's pink panties slash laundry collection. You know the deal XDRENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-15-07 - Roger D. & Mimi M. - Complete55. Get Over It » reviewsA song from the Workshop of RENT between Mark and Maureen. Mark comes to fix the equipment and throws himself upon Maureen, wanting her back, but Maureen doesn't. They sing at each other angrily. Marksided MarkMaureen, AngryJoanne MoJo. Two shot.RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-10-07 - Published: 7-9-07 - Mark C. & Maureen J. - Complete56. Light My Candle: Roger Style reviewsWritten by me and my cousin. Roger's humored thoughts throughout Light My Candle. Involves him trying to rhyme and having difficulty. It's very funny :RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 7-8-07 - Roger D. & Mimi M. - Complete57. Kiss the Girl reviewsMxF I hate the word Fax. Max and Fang are watching the fireworks on the Fourth of July. The Voice has an idea, but Max isn't sure if she agrees with it. Fang does, though. Cute and fluffy Fang POV. ONESHOT.Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 4-6-07 - Complete