Crowmunculus
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since: 09-14-05, id: 897413, Profile Updated: 08-13-12
country: USA
Author has written 23 stories for Danny Phantom, Fullmetal Alchemist, No. 6, and Legend of Korra.

Crowmunculus (Corvus caurinus fangirlus)
The corvid formerly known as The Fluff Ghost
Gayest bird in the tree
Must love scavenging for carrion

GO HOMO OR GO HOME

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I'm a twentysomething queer fannish thing from the Pacific Northwest. I am either a girl who thinks she is a bird, or a bird who thinks she is a girl; I've never quite been sure. At any rate, I am a bird-girl-thing who thinks she is a Responsible Adult, and sometimes I am, but in my limited free time I'm a shameless fandom junkie with a head full of rainbows and pudding. Delicious, delicious pudding.

I ship everything that moves and a few things that do not move. I usually lean towards m/m and f/f and noncanon pairs but occasionally I ship het and occasionally I ship canon, and I'm willing to try anything once. Love triangles are for suckers - polyamory fixes everything. My OTPs are Edward Elric/Alfons Heiderich [FMA2003] and Nezumi/Sion [No. 6] and I ship those boys like a rocket-powered FedEx truck on steroids.

Other ships I frequently sail:

-Korra/Asami [LoK]
-Bolin/Korra [LoK]
-Zuko/Aang [AtLA]
-Toph/Zuko [AtLA]
-Homura Akemi/Madoka Kaname [PMMM]
-Remus Lupin/Sirius Black [HP]
-Roy Mustang/Edward Elric [FMA]
-Edward Elric/Alphonse Elric [FMA]
-Ling Yao/Edward Elric [FMA]
-Winry Rockbell/Sciezka [FMA2003]

...and to infinity and beyond. Seriously if I were to list everything I casually ship, we'd be here for weeks.

I also love weird crossovers and crossover ships, genderbending and crossdressing, offbeat AUs and fusions, time travel and dimension hopping, domesticity porn and kidfic, stupid portmanteau shipnames, and blatantly ignoring the rules of canon for the sake of interesting character interactions. I believe that half the point of fanfic is to mess with the canon in every way possible and see how the characters react. Fanfic is largely self-indulgence anyway, so why take it too seriously?

Just a heads up - I am possibly the slowest writer in the history of forever. I fully intend to finish writing my FMA WIPs, I just don't know when I'll get around to it. Sorry 'bout that.

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I'm an admin at the FMA Clubhouse, a laid-back fan forum for fen who believe that fandom is meant to be fun. It is a magical land where RoyEd darkficcers and EdWin canon purists coexist and frolic in harmony. Maybe it's the marijuana I hid in the walls. If you too are an FMA-type-thing with an aversion to pointless drama, come join us sometime - newcomers are always welcome! c:

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CURRENT AREAS OF INTEREST: Fullmetal Alchemist (always and forever), No. 6, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Avatar: the Last Airbender / Legend of Korra, Supernatural, Harry Potter

Tumblr ate my soul. My tumblr is also Crowmunculusand it's full of gay and fandom and stupid. Not to be taken seriously, or in conjunction with heavy drugs.


1. Rocket Men in Republic City reviews
FMA1/LoK fusion AU – FMA characters in the Avatar verse. Ed and Al have a strange encounter in the Spirit World and end up in a parallel universe. Hijinks ensue. Interconnected oneshots in no real order, HeiEd and some RoyEd.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-19-12
2. Phoenix reviews
And Sion saves his life more and more every day. Post-series.
No. 6 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-5-11 - Nezumi/Rat & Shion - Complete
3. Achromatopsia reviews
Because rats are colorblind.
No. 6 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-5-11 - Nezumi/Rat & Shion - Complete
4. Alfons in Wonderland reviews
In which Alfons finds a curious bar and accepts a shady deal from a shadier dealer, encounters nudity and offers dating advice to a homunculus, and buys his freedom with a Klondike Bar. Spoilers for both canons, utter nonsense, HeiEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-8-11 - A. Heidrich
5. Of People and Pineapples reviews
Ed has an adverse reaction to the new painkillers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 5-1-11 - Edward E. & Winry R. - Complete
6. Wrench to the Face » reviews
Because nothing says "I love you" like blunt force head trauma. Five EdWin ficlets, spoilers for everything. Written for Amythista in a gift exchange.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-24-11 - Published: 2-11-11 - Edward E. & Winry R. - Complete
7. Crow, Phoenix reviews
Equivalent Exchange, because there can be no other price for a life: Edward's final transmutation. First animeverse
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-24-11 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete
8. Resolution reviews
The person you're with at midnight on the New Year is supposed to be the person you're with for the rest of your life. RoyEd, not a happy story. Written for Taranova in a gift exchange.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-12-11 - Edward E. & Roy M. - Complete
9. All I Want For Yuletide reviews
Ed finally gets a pony for Yule. RoyEd, drabble, written for Taranova in a gift exchange.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-12-11 - Edward E. & Roy M. - Complete
10. Rocket Boys » reviews
100 HeiEd prompts based on rocketry terms. Ratings and genres vary, anime and movie spoilers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-29-11 - Published: 5-17-10 - A. Heidrich & Edward E.
11. Submergence reviews
Al despairs in his guilt in a room a universe away from his own, and the ghost at the table lets him drown.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-27-11 - A. Heidrich & Alphonse E. - Complete
12. Shadowplay reviews
Edward makes a mistake. CoS alternate ending.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-14-11 - Edward E. & A. Heidrich
13. Red reviews
Red is the color of all he has lost, but he wraps it around his shoulders to remind himself why he searches. Movie!Al oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-18-10 - Alphonse E. - Complete
14. Worthwhile reviews
He is seeing Edward off, and it is bittersweet. One sentence not-quite-a-drabble, hinted HeiEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-17-10 - A. Heidrich & Edward E. - Complete
15. Nightmare reviews
He had a dream that Edward died. Rated for gore, suicide, and squicky implications. HeiEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-9-10 - A. Heidrich & Edward E. - Complete
16. Illusions reviews
Alphonse. Another name, this one far stronger, much more potent a drug; he's grasping futilely for feelings that are no longer there.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-19-10 - A. Heidrich & Edward E. - Complete
17. Shell reviews
104 words exactly. Spoilers for chapter 104.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-11-10 - Edward E. & Father - Complete
18. THE QUEST FOR EDWARD'S MAGICAL HAIR CONDITIONER » reviews
"My hair is not greasy! It is properly moisturized and beautiful!" Roy learns that there is more to life than L'Oreal, and embarks on a quest to steal Ed's conditioner. This does not end well.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-11-10 - Published: 2-8-10 - Roy M. & Edward E.
19. CHAPTER 102 AND THE FALLOUT OF WHICH reviews
CHAPTER 102 SPOILERS SNAPE KILLS HAWKEYE
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-8-10 - Roy M. & Pride - Complete
20. Parenthood » reviews
Any parent would tell you how hard it is to raise kids, with all the little mishaps, and all the not so little ones. But as Jack and Maddie could tell you, despite the dirty diapers, messy clothes, and scraped knees, it's all worth it in the end.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-16-07 - Published: 6-14-07 - Maddie F. & Jack F. - Complete
21. Where Drabbles Roam Free » reviews
Like many before me, I'm taking the 100 theme challenge. Rated for safety. Here be drabbles!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-6-07 - Published: 4-16-07
22. Vlad's Greatest Secret reviews
Vlad has a secret...Read it, you know you want to. Rated because I can.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-21-06 - Vlad M. - Complete
23. Attack of the Crack reviews
Just what the title says. Includes the complete and utter destruction of the fourth wall, The Fenton Ghost Eviscerator, an accidental self insert, and random interruptions by the author for no particular reason. Rated for language and just plain stupidity
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-30-06 - Danny F. - Complete