Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me.

Name's Madeline, I'm sixteen, and from Austin,TX (the singular blue city in the sea of a red state)

My favorite ships:

Buffy: Spuffy, Xander/Anya, Tillow, Cordy/Angel, Fresley, Wandrew, Xander/Faith

Charmed: Piper/Leo, Paige/Kyle, Chris/Bianca

HP: Ginny/Harry, Ron/Hermione, James/Lily, Remus/Tonks, Draco/Pansy (because I read the books)
James/Sirius (when written well: NOT in actual cannon)
Remus/Sirius (because it's pratically cannon)
Draco/Luna, Dramione (not even remotely in cannon...but I want it to be)

Firefly: Simon/Kaylee, Mal/Inara, Rayne, Mal/Jayne (when well written)

Dark Angel: Malec, Max/Logan

Degrassi: Semma, Crellie, Palex, Janny, Spinner/Jane

Least favorite ships:

Buffy: Bangel (they were just so bad for eachother)
Willow/Oz, Willow/Kenedy (I love Oz, I hate Kenedy; point being: Willow belongs with Tara only)
Buffy/Giles, Xander/Giles, Buffy/Willow, Baith (C'mon people, these aren't even remotely cannon and they're just creepy!)

Firefly: Crazy Space Incest (ew ew ew), Book and pretty much anyone, Kaylee/River (they're practically sisters)

Dark Angel: Max/Zack (incestuous, Zack was fucked up in the head in season two)

Charmed: Piper/Dan, Pheobe/Drake, Paige/Glen (these pairings are just stupid)
Halliwellcest (um...ew)

HP: Weasleycest (again; ew!)
Luna/Harry, Luna/Ron, Harry/Ron (these are just completely unimaginable, I guess if they were well written, but they're really hard)
Hermione/Harry (JKR has even called all you crazies delusional in interviews, get over it and move on with your life)

My Favorite Quotes are:

Charmed

Chris: If Mom and Dad don't screw, this month, I'm screwed!
Pheobe: Okay, I'm just trying to get used to you being my nephew. I never hit on you, did I?
Chris: What? No!

Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Willow: It's a total loss of control, and not in a nice, wholesome "my girlfriend has a peirced tongue" sort of way.

Harry Potter

Ron: And that's twice we've saved your life tonight you two-faced bastard!

Degrassi

Hazel: I shouldn't have dived over the counter for that whipped cream canister.
Alex: If only those German tourists hadn't gotten in the way!

Firefly

Mal: Well lookie here, looks like we made it here just in time. What does that make us?
Zoe: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dark Angel

Joshua: Alec, I'm so glad to see you.
Alec: Uh-huh.
Joshua: This is Gem. She's having a baby.
Alec: Oh, so naturally you thought of stopping by Jam Pony in broad daylight.

Life With Derek

Casey: Let me guess: sports, or cleavage.
Derek: Women's Voliball: Best of Both Worlds!

Boy Meet's World

Eric: No, not Eric, not anymore.
Jack: Then what is your name now?
Eric: My name...is Play's With Squirlles!

The Breakfast Club

Brian: in physics we... we talk about physics, properties of physics.
Bender: So it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right?

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Ferris: Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus but it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car!

Shakespear

Benedick (Much Ado About Nothing): 'Against my will I am sent to bid you come into dinner'... There's a double meaning in that.

Donnie Darko

Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

Charlie Brown

Charlie Brown: Nothing takes the taste out of a peanut butter sandwich quite like unrequited love.

Titus

Christopher Titus: If Dad's gay, then look up, because Jesus is a'comin'.

Scrubs

Perry Cox: You couldn’t push my buttons if you tried. In fact, please think of me as button-less. Think of me as nice and smooth like G.I. Joe’s nether regions. And by the by, this image was brought to you by my son Jack who has been yanking the pants off of his toy soldiers and leaving them in provocative positions on my nightstand. This image is just disturbing enough that when I wake up in the morning and leave the house, I’m cranky and suffer fools. And that brings me back to you. The fool. I’m done suffering you now so go, go, go before you have to write a book called “Help! A large doctor is beating my ass, colon, the Lester Hedrick story."

My Life

Me: And on the fifth day, God (Joss) created Spuffy, so that all fangirls may bask in the beauty that is James Marsters half naked.

Alisar: Show sympathy for the peice of wood.

Me, Alex, and Eliza: It's Phil, Phil, Phil the rapist! Tryin' to bone Keely just as best as he can...

Sarah: Madeline, do you wanna have sex eventually?
Me: Well, not with you, but...

Sasha: Yur puuurty!
Me: Yur comfy...

Sarah: I remember Christmas like it was yesterday...
Me: It was yesterday...
Sarah: I know.

Me: Retarded...
Alisar: Weird Pudding?
Me: Annnnd, you just proved my point.

Corrie: The duck's name is Spoon!
Me: The duck's name is Mr. Ducky Fantistico!
Corrie: Well unless we get it back, it dosn't matter.
Me: Oh, right: Hey Aaron, if you give the duck back...Corrie'll go to second with you!
Corrie: WHAT?!
Aaron: I only think with my dick 75 percent of the time, thank you.
(The duck was a stuffed animal...and Corrie and Aaron were dating, so the offer wasn't unfounded)

Arianna: Eliza; you are not badass.
Eliza: Am too!
(a few minutes later)
Eliza: Well, I am the backbone of our society.
Araianna: You're either a badass or the backbone of our society, not both.
Eliza: Why can't I be the backbone that leads to the badass?

Alisar: She's like margeran.
Tara: Easily opened and easily spread.
Charlotte: Twice a cheap as the real thing.
Me: And she leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

Eliza: Sometimes life gives you an apple, and sometimes life gives you an apple full of razers.

Arianna: My grandma is coming for a week, she's gonna make me eat, sleep, and PRAY!

Eliza: you can’t get adhd from giving someone a blow job

(while watching the kissing scene between Harry and Cho in the OotP movie)
Lauren: Boo!
Me: Ginny could kick your ass!
Some Random Guy: SHUT UP!

Rachel: I'm slowly becoming my dad's own personal maid.

Eliza (pretending to be Ron Weasley): Harry, I'm your faithful closeted best friend, who will follow you around on your little adventures, never get mad at you, and hide my affection for you as you sex up my sister...

Alex: Madeline's head just fell off...

Rachel: Spectacular, spectacular!
Me: Stop.
Rachel: No!

Eliza: I feel so, dejected….so dejected. So very dejected. Very dejected. Dejected. Dejected. And alone. Alone and dejected. Dejected…..and alone (hahahahahahahahaha)

Eliza: They kept trying to gang bang me!

Me: You wear the same shoes every day
Avery: Yeah, because I'm not gay
Me: No; because you're poor.

Me: Avery, shaving your head because you're bored is never a good idea, no matter what the skinheads tell you.

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