FOR THOSE WHO ACTUALLY BOTHER TO READ THIS! IM PUTTING THIS IN BIG BOLD LETTERS IN HOPES OF PORTRAING IMPORTANCE. ALL MY STORIES ARE STILL IN THE PROCESS OF BEING WRITTEN. I WILL NOT LEAVE THEM UNFINISHED, I HATE WHEN OTHERS DO THAT SO I WILL NOT DO IT TO OTHERS. LJ'S WORD OF HONOR.
SINCERLY YOURS
LJ
DECEMBER 31, 2005 ( 1: 17 AM to be precise! see how much I love you guys!)
Hello there!
Lumberjane here as I'm sure you know since your on my profile. Well I am know for being Queen of all that is obvious and a terrible speller. Umm I'm not that interesting so yeah. Well I'm a lover of rock music and into sports. Well some of my favorite bands are Queen, Disturbed, System Of A Down, Bionic Jive, Pearl Jam Queensryce as well as many many others. I love reviews.I collect them acually so be sure to send me many and help my collection grow. I'm workin on a story as we speak so be pacient! Damnit! I'm currently tring to finish my stories but am having some trouble due to time restraint. Forgive me for taking forever but know there all still in progress.
Thanks guys!
Sincerly yours,
Lumberjane
Here are some quotes I have found over my travles in life. I ask you not to use any of the quotes you see below; if you wish to use them you must ask the origonal author.
lj
Just a heads up, some of these don't have a by so in so. Not mine if they are I'll say so, unless they suck.
"Nothing, not a hundred-thousand years, nor a large sign with bright lettering, nor the loudest-screamed warning message could have prepared him for what happened next." Shatterpoint by my friend TheRandomScribbler
"May he find eternal peace and joy in a better world far from here."Trappedin Darkness by Nadja Lee http://www.fanfiction.net/u/104470/
Lucky Day: In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo! The Three Amigos!
"Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste death but once." Julius Caesar by Shackespear
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!' Ellen DeGeneres
"Any back way I should know about? Secret passagedways into the castle?"
"What would be the purpose of fortafing the walls and a drawbrige if your going to have a little door marked SECRET PASSAGE WAY- ATTACKERS PLEASE STAY OUT?"
Heir Apparent Vivian Vande Velde
(fighting a giant Dr. Destiny)
Green Lantern: I got his eyes.
Superman: Gut.
Flash: Big toe.
Justice League, Only a Dream
"Give me a toaster or give me death!" Casy Jones from TMNT
"I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die! I'm going to throw up, then I'm going to die!" the Grinch
"Were on the verge of the apocolpse!
"I'll get the mop!" Santa Clause 3
"It smell's girly, I don't think I like it." Kuwabara from Yu Yu Hakusho
"Why's he laughing with the bad guy?" Same as above, to lazy to write it again thougth this is longer than it would have been to write it out anyways. Oh well. _
"Nothing says 'I'm sorry' like a tuna casaroll." Supernatural
Batman "Ingenious."
Superman "Yeah, I'm impressed. Let's go wreck it." Justice League Starcrossed.
"Lock him up officer he kills with the power of his mind!" Dean on Supernatural
Kuwabara: (about the masked fighter) What if he loses and we get booted from the tournament?
Hiei: If that happens, all we have to do is kill everyone else on the boat before we reach the island. We'll say we're the right team, and no one will complain.
Kuwabara: You didn't have too many friends growing up, did you?
"We got trouble, right here at NBC, with a capital T and that rhymes with G, as in 'Gee, we're screwed!'" Conan O'Brien's Song at the Emmy's
Monster: "You spoiled, rich little twerp."
Green Arrow: "I think he means me."
Speedy: "Oh for a second I was all mad."
Justice League Patriot Act
Sam: Yeah? When I told dad I was scared of the thing in my closet he gave me a .45.
Dean: Well what was he supposed to do?
Sam: I was nine years old. He was supposed to say "Don’t be afraid of the dark."
Dean: Don’t be afraid of the dark? What, are you kidding me - of course you should be afraid of the dark! You know what’s out there! Supernatural.
Now cracks a noble heart. Good night, sweet prince,
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!
Shakespeare, 'Hamlet', V, ii
"O, pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth,
That I am meek and gentle with these butchers!
Thou art the ruins of the noblest man
That ever lived in the tide of times.
Woe to the hand that shed this costly blood!
Over thy wounds now do I prophesy,--
Which, like dumb mouths, do ope their ruby lips,
To beg the voice and utterance of my tongue--
A curse shall light upon the limbs of men;
Domestic fury and fierce civil strife
Shall cumber all the parts of Italy;
Blood and destruction shall be so in use
And dreadful objects so familiar
That mothers shall but smile when they behold
Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war;
All pity choked with custom of fell deeds:
And Caesar's spirit, ranging for revenge,
With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice
Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war;
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With carrion men, groaning for burial. " Mark Antony, Julius Ceasar by Shakespear
"Sush, I'm advancing the plot." Nomaras C Bluesummers
"All right, but first I want to find that handsome devil and kick the holy crap out of him"
Dean for Supernatural
"Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry." http://quotes.ibnerd.net/church_1.html
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
"Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink."
Dean: I think we're close to its lair.
Sam: Why'd you say that?
Dean: Because there's another puke-inducing pile next to your face.
Sam: Urgh, God!
Supernatural
"A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.'"
-Douglas Adams
"Bobby to criminal: Stop! Or I'll say 'stop' again!"
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