I Hate You update below.
-Camera zooms in on two people calmly sitting on to bar stools on a plain looking set.-
Q: Hello there M.L.
A: Hiya.
Q: How are you?
A: Pretty good.
Q: Ok, well, onto the first question.
A: 'Kay.
Q: Whats your name?
A: Erica.
Q: Care to tell us the middle and last?
A: Not particularly.
Q: How long have have you been on Fanfiction?
A: Far too long- Er, three years.
Q: Really?
A: Really.
Q: Ok. So what stories have you written so far?
A: In order? The New Girl, I'm Sorry, I Hate You, Mandy's Nightmare, As I Sat There, Just Married, Anniversary, 1 AM, A New Purpose, and What She Loved.
Q: "The New Girl"? I don't see that down there.
A: Thats because somehow it was removed.
Q: By you?
A: No. Not me. But I was going to take it down eventually.
Q: Why?
A: Two reasons: 1.) I stunk at writing back then and 2.) I never updated. Plus, I kept switching back and forth on the story line.
Q: Oh, it couldn't be that bad.
A: -Shows the first chapter-
Q: DEAR LORD! MY EYES! THEY BURN!
A: Exactly. But I'm planning on completely redoing it, and giving it a plotline that actually makes sense. Oh, and I'll most likely get rid of the OC.
Q: Oh, by the way, what show was "The New Girl" for?
A: Mucha Lucha.
Q: Of course... anyways, how old are you?
A: Three years away from 15.
Q: Could you be more discriptive...?
A: I'd rather not.
Q: Ok... where do you live?
A: In America. By the way, America has my name in it. Am-Erica. See? It's pretty cool.
Q: Yes it is, but where in America?
A: Why? wanna stalk me? Wanna take pictures of me while I shower?
Q: Just answer the question.
A: Fine. In Washington but I used to live in Florida.
Q: Well... where in Washington? And which Washington?
A: Hey, don't push it. Your lucky enough I answered that one question.
Q: Ok... well, what school do you go too?
A: I'm homeschooled.
Q: Ah. Any particular religion you believe in?
A: Yes.
Q: Which one.
A: I'm a Christian.
Q: Okay. Republican or Democrat?
A: Republican.
Q: Ok. Black or White?
A: White.
Q: Left or Right?
A: Right.
Q: Favorite color?
A: Currently, Orange.
Q: Favorite food?
A: My sisters Curry.
Q: Least favorite food?
A: Umm... Mexican?
Q: Any particular favorite show?
A: Right now, I'd have to say Camp Lazlo and FLAPJACK! And if WALL-E were a show WALL-E!
Q: Least favorite show?
A: Cow and Chicken.
Q: So do you have any favorite pairings for Flapjack and WALL-E?
A: Edchen, Patzlo, Rajsy, WALL-EVE, and Jory.
Q: Come again?
A: EdwardXGretchen LazloXPatsy, RajXPatsy, WALL-EXEVE, and JohnXMary.
Q: Okay. So, Did you come up with those names on your own?
A: Yes.
Q: So, have any friends here?
A: BlooMacAndCheese, Cartoonatic, Titanboy, and me. Forgive me, I can't remember the numbers.
Q: It's ok. So, any particular reason you decided now to start writing stories again?
A: I got hit with insperation. And it hurt. A lot.
Q: I'll bet it did. So is there any other reason?
A: I was bored.
Q: Okay... um...
A: Hey, haven't I met you before?
Q: Yes, but I'd rather not-
A: Do you have a snickers bar?
Q: Y-yes, but I was- OH NO. You are NOT starting this again!
A: Give it to meeeeee...!
Q: No!
A: -Crawling on Q- Give itttttt...!
Q: NO!
A: RAGGGH! SNICKERS!
-Camera zooms out showing Q and A on floor wrestling to ether get or keep the Snickers bar-
George: Welcome back! Ha ha, just like old times, eh?
Sally: Yes it is! Oh, I just love working on Ericas Newstation!
George: Me too! Even though were kept in a cage and rarely fed and DEAR LORD, SOMEONE SAVE US- -White cloth placed over his mouth and then passes out.-
-George falls to the ground with his coworker Sally and starts drooling-
M.L.:-Holding cloth behind back- Hahaha! Aren't they funny? Well, it's time to be going! Bye! -Waves while camera zooms out then slowly fades out-
Updates: Here I talk about my stories in my mind, or I'm working on currently!
Current Stories
I Hate You: Hiatus. I'm sorry about this, but there are family issues I need to work out before I can continue writing. I apologize for the inconveniance.
Story Ideas
My Evil Plan: The sequal of I Hate You. Clam can't stand the fact of his loved one in the arms of another; and he plans to do something about it.
Rating: K+ Genre: Romance/Drama
COPS: Camp Kidney: Bad Boys; what you gonna do? Nothing. Thats what Lazlo, Raj, and Clam are for. Court TV will never be the same.
Rating: T Genre: Humor
Butterflys: Lazlo, so niave, so innocent. But how does he cope when he feels butterflys in his belly towards a certain Mongoose? And with Raj's wonderful help?
Rating: K+ Genre: Romance/Humor
The New Monkey Acorn Flats has always been the same thing day in and day out. Dirt puddles, slug racing and other various and ODD activitys. But when an immobile Brazillian Spider Monkey forever cursed to be in a Wheelchair for her life joins their fun, how will everyone cope with the changes that occur after she comes?
Rating: K+ Genre: Romance/hurt/comfort
Samson: Meet Samson (Monk), the OCD detective of Prickly Pines. He and his assistent Nina (Natalie) are on call to help the police-despite him losing his badge- and solve the murders the police just can't solve. Based on the hit T.V. series Monk, airing on USA.
Rating: T Genre: Humor/Mystery
OC's
Show/Movie: WALL-E
Name: Erin
Age: 6
Height: 3'8
Appearence: Dirty blonde hair, cuts just below the shoulder blades. Emerald green eyes. Outfit changes everyday.
Likes: Animals, laughing, running, dancing, AUTO, ice-cream, exploring, climbing, swimming, jumping, hugs, bugs, jugs, and robots.
Dislikes: Pain, not getting things she wants, not being able to do something because of age, the sight of blood, school, chores, unloading groceries for mom, not being able to see AUTO everyday.
Bio: Erin is the daughter of the captain. She was born 2 years after the Axiom landed, and has made friends with all the robots that once lived on the Axiom. She has a crush on the Autopilot AUTO, and loves to visit him everyday, dispite the fact that her parents would frown apon this offense. But she doesn't think that AUTO did something bad, so she just goes on her marry way, hiding that fact the AUTO is alive. Her life hasn't been that sheltered, for the fact that her parents are still new to this whole 'Earth' thing, too.
Other: Erin has 4 robotic pets: 2 cats, 1 dog, and a chicken.
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Month One
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
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