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since: 09-16-05, id: 898333, Profile Updated: 10-27-08
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Author has written 12 stories for X-overs, Star Wars, Inheritance Cycle, and Ace Combat.

Hi, I am F-14 Ace. I will not reveal my real name due to privacy problems.

Birthplace and current home: Montgomery, Alabama. (I wish I lived somewhere else. Alabama is boring.)

Eye color: blue

hair color: dark brown

hight: 5 ft 5

weight: 140 lbs

favorite food: machoroni and cheese

favorite movie of all time: Star Wars

Favorite video game: BioShock (I also like the Ace Combat series)

favorite school subject: Don't know. College is tough.

favorite subjects to read about: the Titanic, the Lusitania ( a Brittish passenger ship sunk by a German U-boat), super-cool military jets.

favorite animal: American Bison

Below are things I like.

Star Wars, F-14 Tomcat fighter jets, airplanes of any kind, Land Before Time, Littlefoot, all Land Before Time characters, all Star Wars characters (Boba Fett is my favorite), Flight Simulator 2004, Spaceballs, Dark Helmet, the Titanic, the Lusitania, George Bush, Bill Cosby, the Republican party (but not McKain), there are too many things to list, Ace Combat 4: Shattered Skies, Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War (it has a really epic storyline), Ace Combat Zero: The Belkan War (cool dogfights), Eragon, Saphira, Murtagh, Thorn, writing funny stuff, Halo, Call of Duty 4, GTA4, Chuck Norris.

below are things I don't like

Jar Jar Binks (I HATE HIM!), Michel Jackson, Barney, Teletubbies, Dora the Explorer, Bob the Builder, Saddam Hussan (of course he is roasting in hell right now), Osama bin Laden, Michel Moore, Al Gore and his global warming crap, lame, low-budget horror movies, the ACLU, algebra (I despize it with the highest degree of hell)need I say more?

If I could live anywhere in the country I would probably move to Montana because it's pretty there. Plus they have bison there. I am sick of living in the city. Then again, Montana gets real cold in the winter so I might settle for rural Virginia or even Tennessee.

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1. Eragon and the Dragon Riders reviews
THe third installment in the Eragon Vs. the Ultimate Evil series. Two years have passed and Eragon has reinstated the Dragon Riders. However, new threats are emerging in Alagaesia. Can They maintain the peace they worked so hard to achieve?
Inheritance Cycle - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-30-08 - Published: 11-30-08
2. Darkest Hour
What will happen when one of the world's most powerful warlords declares war on the nation of Beauta? Can the military push back the Danthuanian invaders or will the country fall victim to a sinister conspiracy? Rating may change later due to language.
Ace Combat - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,249 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-27-08 - Published: 8-27-08
3. Eragon Vs the Ultimate Evil II: Who Cares? » reviews
The sequel to the mega hit, Eragon Vs. the Ultimate Evil. Features new heros as well as old and some new villains. The story is now complete. Please R&R. PS: If you flame me, I'll have to tell Chuck Norris that you called him bad names.
Complete - Inheritance Cycle - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,846 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 1-29-08 - Published: 3-6-07
4. Murtagh's Revenge » reviews
Murtagh swore to make Galby's life a veritable heck for capturing him! Starts with Murtagh's capture. Murtagh and Thron will pull out all the stops to annoy Galbatorix. Eragon is being trained too. Rated for language and extreme mischief. Please R&R.
Inheritance Cycle - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,430 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 12-17-07 - Published: 1-26-07
5. Eragon Vs the Ultimate Evil » reviews
He has fought Shades, Urgals, and all kinds of other evil things. Now, Eragon faces the most evil thing of all. Can he and Saphira defeat the evil of Barney and the Teletubbies? And what is Jack Sparrow doing in Alagaesia? Randomness is promised!
Complete - Inheritance Cycle - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,129 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 2-22-07 - Published: 1-7-07
6. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sick » reviews
Perody of Star Wars Episode III. Anakin and Obi Wan have bad gas and General Grievous is a hippie. Chapter 14 is up. please R&R. Flamers and spammers will be hunted down by Boba Fett and forcedto watch Barney.
Complete - Star Wars - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,646 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 10-5-06 - Published: 11-26-05
7. The Death Of Barney The Gay Dinosaur » reviews
Here is the death of that &ing gay purple dinosaur at the hands of Darth Vader! the Death Star is about to kill the Teletubbies too. time for Teletubbie by by! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
X-overs - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 7-7-06 - Published: 11-7-05
8. Dora the Explorer's Death » reviews
The death of that annoying Latina girl. She is so annoying. Rated for violence, swearing, and other stuff. Ch.4 of Dora's death is here.
X-overs - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-30-06 - Published: 2-18-06
9. Jango's Revenge » reviews
Boba Fett gets seduced Barney. Jango mustnow destroy Barney to save his son as well as every other kid in the galaxy. please read and review. Another Barney basher. Ch.4 is here.
Star Wars - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-20-06 - Published: 1-29-06
10. Star Wars Episode IV: Big, Mean, DestructoThingy » reviews
A sequal to Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sick. Please read and review but flamers and spammers be warned I will hire Boba Fett and to hunt you down without mercy! Ch.10 is up.
Star Wars - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 1-29-06 - Published: 12-28-05
11. Boba Fett: Return of Barney the Dinosaur » reviews
Barney returns from the dead and plans to exact his revenge on the famed bounty hunter. Please please please review. I cannot stress this enough.
Star Wars - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-19-05 - Published: 11-15-05
12. Boba Fett Vs the Teletuddies » reviews
Imagine, Boba Fett, the galaxy's most feared and most ruthless bounty hunter ever Vs. Dora the Explorer, Bob the Builder, and The Teletubbies and possibly Barney. Please and R&R. No flames. final Chapter. Please readit!
Star Wars - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-10-05 - Published: 11-8-05
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