| BlueBastard |
Author has written 12 stories for Halo, Naruto, Aliens/Predator, Star Wars, Pitch Black / Riddick, and Mass Effect. .~A Statement for all the Haters out there~. If you're not an ass, I won't be an ass back. I respect your reviews... well, most of them anyway... so I expect you to respect my views. If you don't like what is written, that's fine. If you want to leave a comment about it, that's fine as well. If you want to type as angrily as you can about how I suck, hiding behind a computer and the fact that you'll probably never meet me in your entire life, go right ahead. Go ahead and type as angrily as you can. I hope that makes you feel better. Just... uh... -raises eyebrow- don't expect me to care. .~What you really know about me~. (o.o) Huh, nothing. WTF.-author looks around, (o.o) (o.0)then back at the screen- Well... this is awkward. What kind of profile IS this? (0.o) .~My fav gifts so far...~. ()() c(")(") This pic and a small comic strip from That's MY Book. -grins- Oh well, if you like my stuff, you like it. Oh yeah, in case it isn't obvious enough, I'm for writing all kinds of relationships. Except for heavy angst where the sun doesn't shine even in the end. I won't hate you if you do write stuff like that. Feel free to hate me. -Grins- -Cocks brow-. I won't hold it against you. (Hmm... I'm on a death list) Eh, -looks bored and slumps in seat- I'm really too lazy to care. (New Stuff: 12 July, 2009) Hey, so it's official. I am still alive. Amazing isn't it? I know. Unfortunately for some, I still have to get into gear with some stories and fortunately for others, I am working on some stuff. .~STATUS OF STORIES~. .~ALIEN versus PREDATOR~. Scar, friend or foe: Scar x Lex. The Ooman woman, Lex, and two unblooded warriors, Scar and Rave, fight for survival inside the pyramid on Earth. Will they work together? This story is finished.But there is a sequel coming up. Scar, friend or foe PII: Scar x Lex. Rave/Jet? it's already started... I just don't have time to update it. What's that crappy word: on haitus? .~HALO~. Battlefield's Forge: No pairings. Action packed. Master Chief kicking ass and the UNSC forces seeing the reason why Spartans were created in the first place. Is it worth it?: Master Chief/Ghlariknee/Arbiter. SLASH/Yaoi. This story seems to have reviewers either totally in love with the story, or ones who want to carve my guts out with a spoon and feed it to the dogs. -sighs- I'm sorry there are those of you who are insecure enough to whine about reading my story AND attack me as an author when you should've read the warnings. Yes, this is a SLASH story. And yes, I know that you want me to burn in nine hells just for putting it out there. Actually... No, no I'm not sorry. I think there are just people who need to grow up, realize that not everything is written for their own sakes, and that need to get glasses because I did WARN you in the summary of the story, in the Author Notes, and now here. How many hints do you need? Although I do appreciate the ones who write and explain themselves calmly, because everyone is entitled to their own opinion. -scratches head sheepishly- Haha, sorry to the ones reading this piece. But, ah... the ratings on this site are a bit stretched if I continue this story here. If you're over 18, you should be able to go to http://www.adultfanfiction.net and check out the stuff on that side of the internet. .~NARUTO~. That's MY Book!: Sakura x Kakashi. Sakura steals the Copy-nin's book, which leads to a whole string of results. Sort of a comedy, I guess, and a story of two nins realizing they couldn't live without the other. A mission requires both to work together, though Sakura never would've dreamed who the other participants decide to join in the high-classes mission. Sorry guys, I'm really dragging my heels on this one cuz I'm kind of drained out with this story line. I would say this story is dead and done with, but who knows, I may just pick my lazy ass off the ground and finish off this scenario. Sands of change: Lee x Gaara. SLASH/Yaoi. The Kazekage is slowly going insane. What does Lee have to do with it? Gonna have to say I'm dragging my heels on this too. Will try to get the energy to finish it. .~RED versus BLUE~. Gah, RvB Chaos!: No pairings. Stupidity runs among the Spartans in the canyon. But what else is new? Wish gone horribly wrong: Caboose x Everyone. SLASH/Yaoi. Caboose is dumb. A wish is made. What can he do but run. | |||||||||||
1. Restless Dreamer » reviewsKaiden is plagued by the same dream. Wandering the ship at night, he realizes he must find a different alternative when he keeps bumping into the object of them. Not to mention the other man is undeniably amused by it all. Kaiden/Shepard.Male/Male.SLASHMass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,307 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-1-09 - Published: 8-7-09 - Kaidan A. & Shepard - Complete2. Scar, friend or foe PII » reviewsLex has been accepted into the Clan by Scar and a small group. But back in the mothership is another story. Can she survive long enough to prove her worth? What exactly is she to Scar? Friends, or something more...? Part II of Scar, Friend or FoeAliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,676 - Reviews: 154 - Updated: 8-7-09 - Published: 5-11-063. If it had missed » reviewsObi-wan had not struck Darth Maul down and they keep running into eachother. What does a perplexed Jedi Knight and a powerful Sith make? A great slash story. M/M. Obi-wan/Darth Maul. You were warned.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,346 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 7-12-09 - Published: 5-9-08 - Obi-Wan K. & D. Maul4. Untamed reviewsPost PB. "You forgot about me Riddick, you can't come back 10 years later and expect forgiveness." Jack snapped. She tried to storm out but Riddick was faster, his arm blocking her escape as his eyes flashed, growling, "I NEVER forgot." Pairing: R/JPitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-28-095. That's MY book! » reviewsSakura, tired and frustrated by her teammates and Kakashi, decides to steal one of her sensei's precious books. Will she regret it?Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,998 - Reviews: 1239 - Updated: 4-3-08 - Published: 10-6-05 - Kakashi H. & Sakura H.6. Sands of change » reviewsWhy couldn't he stop thinking of him? What makes you so different! Gaara demanded. Lee could only shrug, pinned as he was. Shrug and attempt to explain what lay deep inside him to a Kazekage that was slowly going insane. SLASHYaoi.Naruto - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 155 - Updated: 4-2-08 - Published: 5-26-06 - Gaara & Lee R.7. Gaara's Moon » reviewsGaara had never seen a more beautiful sight than that of Hinata dancing on the lake that night. However, encounters with enemy ninjas lead them down interesting paths.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-2-08 - Published: 4-1-08 - Gaara & Hinata H.8. Battlefield's Forge reviewsSome doubt because legends can be false. Some fear him because how he was made. Yet none deny he's good at what he does: Fight, kill, and conquer. Master Chief's courage and skill forges alliances of legend, never to be forgotten.Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-7-069. Scar, Friend or Foe? » reviewsLex and Scar run into eachother during the Hunt, Lex departing with Scar's mask in her possession. The darkness hides more than it reveals. The mask that should've killed Lex changes her instead. Will anger or forgiveness drive Scar's hand? EditingAliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,849 - Reviews: 217 - Updated: 4-27-06 - Published: 11-25-05 - Complete10. Wish gone horribly wrong » reviewsFIRST and foremost, I must warn you. This story is in NO way serious. Slashhaters WILL hate this story. And Caboose IS a poor dumbass who should never have made that wish. MMHalo - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,480 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 4-17-06 - Published: 12-15-0511. Is it worth it? » reviewsMaster Chief is stranded. A run in with Elites and more flood, while being unarmed, leads to more interesting results. WARNING: Slight noncon. Developes. There's SLASH,YAOI. I'm telling ya... read at your own risk.Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,987 - Reviews: 200 - Updated: 1-22-06 - Published: 9-21-0512. Gah, RvB chaos! » reviewsYou know those morons running around inside that one canyon. Yea, unfortunately you do. When idiocy runs free and boredom inspires it, what will the Spartans do? [:grins: Hah, this one is pairing free. No slash. No het. Just contagious mindnumbing idiocy]Halo - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,843 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-3-05 - Published: 9-28-05