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since: 09-16-05, id: 898394, Profile Updated: 09-07-12
Author has written 34 stories for Halo, Naruto, Aliens/Predator, Star Wars, Pitch Black / Riddick, Mass Effect, Assassin's Creed, Star Trek: 2009, Avatar, Fallout, Dragon Age, Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010, Troy, District 9, Transformers, Prince of Persia, Mortal Kombat, Gears of War, X-Men: The Movie, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

.One of the most interesting reviews I've gotten.

From: Died beacause you don't update ()


Congrats!
All the human fans you've gained for this story are all DEAD!
Thats right, due to your neglect and lack of attention, they've all decided
that the only thing for it is to nip off and shoot themselves.
Though your sole-responsability for astounding achievement of influncing a
mass human suicide is quite remarkable, I must warn you that your remaining
living readers are monkeys. And the one thing we all know that monkeys do
whenever they get reaally grumpy, is, that they start throwing poo. though as
entertaining as that might be to some, it is the exact opposite for others.
Finding out if you fit in the 'others' category is ill advised. So unless you
want 'monkey poo' thrown at you by actual monkeys, reguardless of wether or
not you are into that sort of thing, update as soon as you can, if not sooner.
--

Lol, that just cracked me up. Haha... poo

.What you really know about me.

(o.o) Huh, nothing. WTF.-author looks around, (o.o)

(o.0)then back at the screen- Well... this is awkward. What kind of profile IS this? (0.o)

-grins- Oh well, if you like my stuff, you like it.
(o.0) -shrugs- If you don't, you don't. It's as simple as that. (0.o)

Oh yeah, in case it isn't obvious enough, I'm for writing all kinds of relationships. Except for heavy angst where the sun doesn't shine even in the end. I won't hate you if you do write stuff like that. Feel free to hate me. -Grins-

-Cocks brow-. I won't hold it against you. (Hmm... I'm on a death list)

Eh, -looks bored and slumps in seat- I'm really too lazy to care.

(New Stuff: 9/7/2012 I am still breathing. Wow, who woulda thunk.)

.STATUS OF STORIES.

.ALIEN versus PREDATOR.

Scar, friend or foe: Scar/Lex. M/F. The Ooman woman, Lex, and two unblooded warriors, Scar and Rave, fight for survival inside the pyramid on Earth. Will they work together? This story is finished. COMPLETE.

Scar, friend or foe PII: Scar/Lex. Rave/Jet? M/F, M/F. it's already started... Work in Progress WIP.

Scholar's Misfortune: Celtic/Sebastian. M/M. Celtic, the big badass Yautja, is on his Kainde Amedha Chiva with Scar. A certain Italian archeologist captures his attention. Whether this is good for Sebastian is hard to say.

.ASSASSIN'S CREED.

Masquerade: Ezio/Leonardo. M/M. The idea was Rosa's, the body was Leonardo's, and the disguise should've been impenetrable. Despite his naive, swaggering charm, Ezio is more perceptive than he looks. WIP.

.AVATAR.

Avatar Fire: Tsu'tey/Jake. M/M. There is something burning between the two. Festivities are underway after the great battle and a heated look changes it all. Tsu'tey is consumed and soon Jake will be too. WIP.

Challenging the Balance: Tsu'Tey/Jake. Tsu'Tey/Jake/Akwey? (M/F physically for a little bit, later M/M) M/M mentally. Jake may have turned into a girl to keep the balance, but she's not some damsel in distress and is far from helpless. Unfortunately, surviving long enough to figure a way to change back is difficult when Na'vi males keep throwing her off balance. One stubborn Olo'eyktan in particular. WIP.

.DISTRICT 9.

Key To Merwe: Christopher/Wikus. M/M. Wikus flees to District 9 as he transforms, the whole world after him for what he can do. He thinks he can hide in the one place they would never look for him. But little does he know that within the slums, there is more to fear than what MNU can throw at him.

.DRAGON AGE.

Gratitude of an Assassin: Zevran/Grey Warden. M/M. When someone's been reared as a sex slave, how else can they show their thanks? The Grey Warden doesn't really have a say in the matter. COMPLETE

.FALLOUT 3.

An Unlikely Pair: Jericho/Lone Wanderer. M/F. Jericho doesn't deal too well with certain things. All he knows is he needs her. He needs the Lone Wanderer and she needs him as well. WIP.

Crimson Covered Souls: Charon/Lone Wanderer. M/F. So the Lone Wanderer goes ahead and gets off to a bad start with Charon. They're both badass characters, but end up with Charon's contract in the Vault chick's unwilling hands. What's a girl to do? And why does Charon keep looking at her like that? WIP.

.HALO.

Battlefield's Forge: No pairings. Action packed. Master Chief kicking ass and the UNSC forces seeing the reason why Spartans were created in the first place. Abandoned.

Is it worth it?: Master Chief/Ghlariknee/Arbiter. SLASH/Yaoi. M/M/M. This story seems to have reviewers either totally in love with the story, or ones who want to carve my guts out with a spoon and feed it to the dogs. -sighs- I'm sorry there are those of you who are insecure enough to whine about reading my story AND attack me as an author when you should've read the warnings. Yes, this is a SLASH story. And yes, I know that you want me to burn in nine hells just for putting it out there. Actually... I'm not sorry. How many hints do you need? Although I do appreciate the ones who write and explain themselves calmly, because everyone is entitled to their own opinion. WIP.

This story is continuing on both adultfanfiction and fanfiction.net. If you're over 18, you should be able to go to http://www.adultfanfiction.net and check out the stuff on that side of the internet.

.MASS EFFECT.

Restless Dreamer: Commander Shepard/Kaiden. M/M. Kaiden's dreams make him nervous around a certain Commander. Said Commander gives a whole new meaning to 'the real thing'. COMPLETE.

Rite of Honor: Grunt/Shepard. M/F. Stranded on the Krogan homeworld due to a storm, Grunt and Shepard spend enough time together to realize something they hadn't before. The fact that other Krogans are trying to get the Commander's attention pushes Urdnot Grunt to the edge. WIP.

.NARUTO.

Gaara's Moon: Gaara x Hinata. M/F. Hinata may just have what the sand nin needs. WIP.

Sands of change: Lee x Gaara. SLASH/Yaoi. The Kazekage is slowly going insane. What does Lee have to do with it? Gonna have to say I'm dragging my heels on this too. Will try to get the energy to finish it. WIP.

That's MY Book!: Sakura x Kakashi. Sakura steals the Copy-nin's book, which leads to a whole string of results. Sort of a comedy, I guess, and a story of two nins realizing they couldn't live without the other. A mission requires both to work together, though Sakura never would've dreamed who the other participants decide to join in the high-classes mission. Sorry guys, I'm really dragging my heels on this one cuz I'm kind of drained out with this story line. I would say this story is dead and done with, but who knows, I may just pick my lazy ass off the ground and finish off this scenario.

.PITCH BLACK.

Untamed: Riddick/Kyra. M/F. Kyra learned how to survive. But Riddick's been at that game longer. Haitus/working on it.

.RED versus BLUE.

Gah, RvB Chaos!: No pairings. Stupidity runs among the Spartans in the canyon. But what else is new? Haitus

Passcode: Fuck Simmons: Lopez x Simmons. x Griff?. M/M. Sarge is not very creative with passwords. Simmons is not very good with words. And Lopez has had just about enough. And Griff...? Well, he's just his usual self. WIP.

Wish gone horribly wrong: Caboose x Everyone. SLASH/Yaoi. M/M/M/M/M/M. (Is that enough M's? Too much? Hmm). Caboose is dumb. A wish is made. What can he do but run. Haitus/working on it.

.STAR TREK: 2009.

Show Me: Spock/Kirk. M/M. The young Captain can't get past the mind meld, can't shake the vulcan from his mind. Spock's worry leads him on a path to discovery. Will Jim Kirk let him in? WIP.

.Star Wars.

If it had Missed: Darth Maul x Obi-wan Kenobi. M/M. The newly appointed Sith Lord has gotten a taste of the light. He'll stop at nothing to keep Obi-wan to himself. Unfortunately for the Jedi Knight, he gets himself into unusual circumstances that force him to work with the feral Sith. How long could their alliance last? WIP.


1. Even Bats Fall » reviews
Bruce Wayne is finished playing Dark Knight. Done. The Joker is MORE than displeased. Can the clown ensnare a falling bat? SLASH. Joker/Batman
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,612 - Reviews: 193 - Updated: 9-26-12 - Published: 3-30-12 - Bruce W./Batman & Joker
2. Misplaced Phrase reviews
In which Kirk accidentally asks Spock to sleep with him, and the Vulcan doesn't exactly want to say no.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-9-12 - Spock & J. Kirk
3. Revelations of the Obvious reviews
Jim tries to hook up with a Vulcan in a Federation space bar. Spock is not impressed. M/M Spock/Jim
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-9-12 - Spock & J. Kirk
4. Resistance is Futile reviews
Kirk forces himself into a confrontation with Spock. Being in the Vulcan's private room leads to desirably unexpected consequences. Can Kirk resist? Will Spock allow him to? M/M Slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-7-12 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete
5. Key to Merwe » reviews
Wikus van de Merwe had believed the Prawn didn't understand the concept of property or ownership. As he looked with trepidation into the Prawn's eyes, he realized he was wrong. M/M slash, xeno Christopher/Wikus
District 9 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,535 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 3-13-12 - Published: 7-28-11 - Wikus V.D.M. & Christopher J.
6. Between Rage and Serenity reviews
The usual argument treads down unfamiliar paths. The safe road may no longer be an option, as a determined Erik convinces a wary Charles. Erik/Charles M/M SLASH
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-19-12 - Magneto & Xavier, C.
7. Gears of Denial » reviews
First stage: denial. Second is anger. And third is complete, ignorant, bliss. Problem is, Marcus won't let Baird get away that easily. Marcus/Baird M/M Slash.
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,347 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 12-13-11 - Published: 11-14-11 - D. Baird & Marcus F.
8. Scorpion's Icy Sting reviews
Someone's written a story about Sub-Zero. A fanfiction. The details could only be known his ex-nemesis, Scorpion. On the run together, will this shatter their fragile allegiance? Can Sub-Zero ignore the hellspawn's heat? M/M Sub-Zero/Scorpion SLASH
Mortal Kombat - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 11-6-11 - Sub-Zero & Scorpion
9. Hilt in Hand reviews
Dastan never backs down from a fight, so what has him running from the older Garsiv? The stronger Prince does not take well to this unusual show of cowardice. Dastan is no coward, so Garsiv intends to find answers, no matter the cost. M/M Garstiv/Dastan
Prince of Persia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-6-11 - Garsiv & Dastan - Complete
10. Hidden Dagger and Bladed Fist » reviews
Trapped in the past, Desmond finds out first hand why both Altair and Ezio are Master Assassins. They, on the other hand, find Desmond irresistable, much to Desmond's dismay. Desmond/Altair/Ezio M/M/M SLASH
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 237 - Updated: 11-6-11 - Published: 8-16-11 - Desmond M. & Altaïr
11. Of Stardust and Midnight Sun » reviews
*Spoilers* Optimus awaits the fatal blow, but someone unexpected shows up. Who is the mech in the torn cloak and why does his red optics consume him so? Megatron/Optimus. M/M SLASH
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 10-21-11 - Published: 10-6-11 - Megatron & Optimus Prime
12. Crimson Covered Souls » reviews
"I'm not a *good* person" The Lone Wanderer snapped, pinned and angry. Charon drew close enough for his breath to curl intimately against her neck, head lowered to compensate for his frightening build, snarling "Neither am I." FLW/Charon F/M
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-13-11 - Published: 5-11-11 - Lone Wanderer & Charon - Complete
13. Duty of Lions and Men » reviews
Hector's sword stops short of killing Patroclus. A lion stalks the forest, blue eyes burning for the Trojan prince. This time, however, it is not anger and hatred, but something else... SLASH Hector/Achilles
Troy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,688 - Reviews: 140 - Updated: 9-25-11 - Published: 3-12-11 - Hector & Achilles
14. Scar, friend or foe PII » reviews
Lex has been accepted into the Clan by Scar and a small group. But back in the mothership is another story. Can she survive long enough to prove her worth? What exactly is she to Scar? Friends, or something more...? Part II of Scar, Friend or Foe
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,718 - Reviews: 378 - Updated: 8-16-11 - Published: 5-11-06 - Lex & Scar
15. Scholar's Misfortune » reviews
Celtic, the largest of the three Yautja, always gets what he wants. Even if its the little Italian Ooman he encounters in the dark pyramid during their Chiva. M/M slight non-con Sebastian/Celtic
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,449 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 8-5-11 - Published: 7-28-11
16. All Figured Out reviews
"Do not. Finish. That sentence." Balthazar said harshly. "Why? What are you afraid of?" Dave demanded. "Just... don't, Dave." SLASH M/M Balthazar/Dave
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 63 - Published: 1-28-11 - Balthazar B. & Dave S.
17. Avatar Fire » reviews
Fire burns. But there are things hotter than that, as Jake will soon learn from Tsu'tey.
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,571 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 11-14-10 - Published: 9-8-10 - Jake S. & Tsu'tey
18. Is it worth it? » reviews
Master Chief is stranded. A run in with Elites and more flood, while being unarmed, leads to more interesting results. WARNING: Slight noncon. Developes. There's SLASH,YAOI. I'm telling ya... read at your own risk.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,091 - Reviews: 328 - Updated: 11-14-10 - Published: 9-21-05 - Arbiter & Master Chief/John-117
19. Rite of Honor » reviews
What's your problem?" Shepard demanded, her blue eyes furious. He slammed his Krogan fist into the wall behind her, crushing the debris like he would his opponents, "They. Are. NOT. Worthy." Urdnot Grunt snarled. F/M. Xeno
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,737 - Reviews: 156 - Updated: 9-8-10 - Published: 2-23-10 - Shepard (F) & U. Grunt
20. Gratitude of an Assassin reviews
Aedan spares Zevran's life, and the elf has only one thing in mind to pay him for his mercy. Unfortunately, the Grey Warden doesn't have much say in the matter. M/M Slight noncon. SLASH
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-19-10 - Zevran A. - Complete
21. An Unlikely Pair » reviews
The Wasteland is rough, harsh and demanding. Then again, so is Jericho. Will the Lone Wanderer survive one without the other? And is Jericho willing to give up the only light he sees in the darkness? F/M
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-4-10 - Published: 5-20-10
22. Challenging the Balance » reviews
Her eyes flashed with fiery indignation, Tsu'tey's eyes widened with surprised, "Jake...?" The former marine didn't ask for this. Screw Eywa. But as Jake looked at Tsu'tey, she realized gender swapping was the least of her worries... Xeno
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,381 - Reviews: 158 - Updated: 6-4-10 - Published: 3-1-10 - Jake S. & Tsu'tey
23. Show me » reviews
Spock Prime had unknowingly unleashed a torrent of primal, heated memories into Kirk's mind. How will the Captain deal with the situation, especially when Spock makes it his goal to find out what's wrong with Jim? Simple, he'll run. SLASH M/M
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 4-5-10 - Published: 2-10-10 - J. Kirk & Spock
24. Masquerade » reviews
It started off as a favor to Rosa. When Ezio stumbles across Leonardo's disguise, can the painter keep up the ruse against an assassin's determination? SLASH Ezio/Leonardo
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,074 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 2-10-10 - Published: 12-31-09
25. If it had missed » reviews
Obi-wan had not struck Darth Maul down and they keep running into eachother. What does a perplexed Jedi Knight and a powerful Sith make? A great slash story. M/M. Obi-wan/Darth Maul. You were warned.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,115 - Reviews: 161 - Updated: 12-31-09 - Published: 5-9-08 - Obi-Wan K. & Darth Maul
26. Restless Dreamer » reviews
Kaiden is plagued by the same dream. Wandering the ship at night, he realizes he must find a different alternative when he keeps bumping into the object of them. Not to mention the other man is undeniably amused by it all. Kaiden/Shepard.Male/Male.SLASH
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 10-1-09 - Published: 8-7-09 - Kaidan A. & Shepard (M) - Complete
27. Untamed reviews
Post PB. "You forgot about me Riddick, you can't come back 10 years later and expect forgiveness." Jack snapped. She tried to storm out but Riddick was faster, his arm blocking her escape as his eyes flashed, growling, "I NEVER forgot." Pairing: R/J
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-28-09
28. That's MY book! » reviews
Sakura, tired and frustrated by her teammates and Kakashi, decides to steal one of her sensei's precious books. Will she regret it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,403 - Reviews: 1280 - Updated: 4-3-08 - Published: 10-6-05 - Kakashi H. & Sakura H.
29. Sands of change » reviews
Why couldn't he stop thinking of him? What makes you so different! Gaara demanded. Lee could only shrug, pinned as he was. Shrug and attempt to explain what lay deep inside him to a Kazekage that was slowly going insane. SLASHYaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,042 - Reviews: 168 - Updated: 4-2-08 - Published: 5-26-06 - Gaara & Lee R.
30. Gaara's Moon » reviews
Gaara had never seen a more beautiful sight than that of Hinata dancing on the lake that night. However, encounters with enemy ninjas lead them down interesting paths.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-2-08 - Published: 4-1-08 - Gaara & Hinata H.
31. Battlefield's Forge reviews
Some doubt because legends can be false. Some fear him because how he was made. Yet none deny he's good at what he does: Fight, kill, and conquer. Master Chief's courage and skill forges alliances of legend, never to be forgotten.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-7-06
32. Scar, Friend or Foe? » reviews
Lex and Scar run into eachother during the Hunt, Lex departing with Scar's mask in her possession. The darkness hides more than it reveals. The mask that should've killed Lex changes her instead. Will anger or forgiveness drive Scar's hand?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,523 - Reviews: 243 - Updated: 4-27-06 - Published: 11-25-05 - Lex & Scar - Complete
33. Wish gone horribly wrong » reviews
FIRST and foremost, I must warn you. This story is in NO way serious. Slashhaters WILL hate this story. And Caboose IS a poor dumbass who should never have made that wish. MM
Halo - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 4-17-06 - Published: 12-15-05
34. Gah, RvB chaos! » reviews
You know those morons running around inside that one canyon. Yea, unfortunately you do. When idiocy runs free and boredom inspires it, what will the Spartans do? [:grins: Hah, this one is pairing free. No slash. No het. Just contagious mindnumbing idiocy]
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-3-05 - Published: 9-28-05