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since: 09-18-05, id: 899696, Profile Updated: 03-17-13
Author has written 33 stories for Fire Emblem.

I'm Kender and I like to make friends.

News--Hey so I finished an (original) novel. It would be exciting if it wasn't terrible. Guess it's time to start the editing process (which is a little cool; I haven't been here in years). For now, though, this means I won't feel as guilty writing fanfiction.

Current project for the FFnet: Basically I just owe Kitten Kisses a ton of fics. Something about Farina being drunk and NOT sad, and some belated birthday KentxLyn. And I guess I'll finish Still Ongoing. Someday. Eventually.


1. Snapdragon Garden » reviews
Collection of 23 oneshots for Kitten Kisses. Multiple genres and pairings. Chapter Nine: Ninian looks forward to her wedding night...until she realizes Eliwood doesn't know about the massive scar she still bears. The wound he made with his own sword.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,250 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 4-17-13 - Published: 7-19-09
2. Priceless reviews
She knew Lord Hector would demand her eventually. Why else would he have paid her so much money?
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-17-13 - Farina & Hector - Complete
3. Still Ongoing » reviews
Sequel to Not Yet Finished. Now with synopsis inside! Not everything ends perfectly, especially not the first time. When Heath is wanted by Bern and his lover is loved by another man, how could it end well the second? HeathxPriscillaxErkxSerra.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 132,805 - Reviews: 191 - Updated: 3-6-13 - Published: 10-21-06
4. Honour » reviews
["If you don't kill me," Ursula told him, "they'll do it when I return a failure. I'd rather die with honour."] The army decides not to grant her wish. Giftfic for Samuraiter.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-4-13 - Published: 1-15-13 - Ursula
5. Fear reviews
"Lyndis," he cried to her skin between kisses, whenever he drew breath, "I thought I'd lost you."
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-21-12 - Kent & Lyndis - Complete
6. Feral reviews
The thought chills him. He shakes. His vision blurs and then suddenly sharpens, far beyond the precision it was capable of before. His sense of smell intensifies also, muddling his mind with the scent of MEAT…"Muarim!" the boy screams.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-4-12 - Muarim & Tormod - Complete
7. Brother reviews
She had never been close to Innes, no matter how much she wished to be. For the first few years of her life, she had assumed that all brothers were like this, that all of them ran from their little sisters...then Tana met Eirika and Ephraim.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-29-10 - Tana & Innes - Complete
8. Sense reviews
It came to her like a wave, crashing down on top of her, fiercely stinging the inside of her nose until her temples pulsed and throbbed, covering all of her vision in bitter blackness. And then she saw the blood. /Ninian, Nils, and sensing danger./
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-6-10 - Ninian - Complete
9. Poison reviews
Lyn's been getting weaker and weaker, recently. Kent and Sain, heads of security, have no idea what's going on...until they remember that something very similar had happened to her grandfather. AU, KentxLyn. For the Circle's second Livejournal challenge.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-8-10 - Kent & Lyndis - Complete
10. Everything Leaves reviews
She was going home. But Kent, she realized suddenly, was leaving his. "Are you certain?" she asked him softly, urgently...afraid of his answer. /KentxLyn/
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-9-10 - Lyndis & Kent - Complete
11. No Sin But Ignorance reviews
She promised to protect Pent with her bow, but Louise does not know how long she can keep her promise...now that she is pregnant. Her choice: reveal the truth and be forced to break her vow? Or keep secrets from a man who wants nothing more than to know?
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-14-10 - Louise & Pent - Complete
12. Stefan Jokes reviews
The Greil Mercenaries need to rest up for a big march tomorrow…too bad Boyd and Rolf won't go to sleep. In which the mercenaries are all sucked into telling tall tales, Soren is even more irritated than usual, and Stefan is…Chuck Norris?
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 8-6-09 - Complete
13. Barbaric Charm reviews
"Finally…civilized?" Kent asked, baffled. "What could he have meant by that?" /He had never seen her cry before...but this was an entirely different situation. Kent, Lyn, and prejudice./
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-18-09 - Kent & Lyndis - Complete
14. Helpless » reviews
It started with a single sniffle, when Kent came trudging back from guard duty at dawn...he's ill, and there's nothing Lyn or Sain can do about it. KentxLyn.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,016 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-2-09 - Published: 4-17-09 - Lyndis & Kent - Complete
15. Lies reviews
When Kent's actions to defend Lyndis from a terrible occurence brand him as a traitor, he must create a web of lies to protect the only thing more important to him than his honor: HER honor. /KentxLyn, obviously./
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,406 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-21-09 - Kent & Lyndis - Complete
16. Impasse reviews
"It doesn't matter when he grows up!" she cried finally, with a surge of anguish. "I'm never going to get to see it, anyway!" /Ninian, Eliwood, Roy, and a great big argument./
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,849 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-13-09 - Ninian & Eliwood - Complete
17. Delirium reviews
Lyn is looking at Eliwood, who doesn't believe her. She sees the snow reflected in his eyes is just that-a reflection. Flipped. Unreal.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-23-09 - Complete
18. What A Day reviews
Wallace is not having the best of days, by normal standards…his weapons are breaking, he gets no food, his tent falls down, and—-of course—-he's totally lost. So why does he keep laughing…?
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-3-09 - Wallace - Complete
19. Masquerade » reviews
Caelin is hosting the latest meeting of the Lycian League, and celebrating with a masquerade ball...but how is one to distinguish anybody amidst such disguises? For Xirysa's Senses Challenge. /Chapter Five: "I don't want a prince, Kent."/
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,762 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 11-1-08 - Published: 9-13-08 - Complete
20. And She Shall Bring the Day reviews
Micaiah, do you ever feel...different?" Daein's King has never been a confident man-he can feel his ineptitude hanging over him, dark as night...so he confides to the Maiden of Dawn, because she is his light. Because she shall bring the day.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-2-08 - Pelleas & Micaiah - Complete
21. Huzzah! » reviews
In Chapter 32! The tactician really wants to be a duck, Serra and L'Arachel break the laws of physics—again—and everything is BRIGHTLY COLORED AND LATIN AMERICAN! Sucks for those who have a grip on a reality…yes, Erk, that means you.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,840 - Reviews: 557 - Updated: 8-26-08 - Published: 9-23-05
22. Nabata reviews
The heat is taking its toll on you," Eliwood noted suddenly, gently-worriedly. "If you please, take my arm." They say that nothing grows in the Nabata Desert...but there was certainly SOMETHING blooming, on that day. EliwoodxNinian
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-11-08 - Ninian & Eliwood - Complete
23. The Impossible Dream reviews
"THIS time?" Now I was sitting bolt-upright again, staring at him in shock. "You mean you've dreamed about her BEFORE?" ::Even the most honorable of men can't always control their dreams. In which Kent is quite ashamed and Sain is quite amused.::
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-21-08 - Sain & Kent - Complete
24. Strength reviews
Eliwood is tired of war-too tired to keep going. Obviously it'll take a dancer to inspire him to keep moving forward...and to show him the true meaning of strenth.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-2-08 - Eliwood & Ninian - Complete
25. Matthew reviews
What he loved best about her was how she said his name...but now she is gone. Now he shall never hear it again. A MatthewxLeila ficlet.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-4-08 - Matthew & Leila - Complete
26. Zarathustra reviews
That is how I've seen every demon portrayed...fangs and claws and wings, just like..." Eliwood trailed off to find that Ninian was trembling. "Just like dragons," she finished for him, her voice as quavery as her limbs. "Just like dragons."
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-5-08 - Eliwood & Ninian - Complete
27. In Pherae reviews
The calamity wasn't because of deceit on her part…it was because of ignorance and foolish pride on mine. My life was shattered…and I brought it upon myself. /Eliwood is haunted by an old conversation.../
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-23-07 - Eliwood - Complete
28. Tally Ho » reviews
Join Canas as he wanders around aimlessly to learn the secrets of everything .:and nothing:. and document it all Nigel Thornberry style!
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,091 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 7-3-07 - Published: 7-4-06 - Canas
29. Scars » reviews
Pain is inevitable. Getting hurt is a natural part of life. You just keep going...even though sometimes those wounds leave scars. .:A collection of 5 oneshots in several genres, exploring the ways people can be hurt...and healed:.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-1-07 - Published: 3-2-07
30. Someone Sightless reviews
Now married to Eliwood and without her brother, Ninian has her worries...but knows she will not be lead astray. A lesson in love, life, and what it means to be a person.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 9-15-06 - Ninian & Eliwood - Complete
31. Not Yet Finished » reviews
Nergal is defeated, but many things have still to be resolved. Eliwood is forced to marry Lyn, Kent is forced to just stand by, and Hector is forced to understand this odd emotion everybody feels.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,076 - Reviews: 255 - Updated: 7-4-06 - Published: 12-9-05 - Kent & Lyndis - Complete
32. Love Songs reviews
Everybody has a song, and Erk can hear them...whether he wants to or not. Will he find a tune that can harmonize with his own?
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 7-4-06 - Erk - Complete
33. Reminiscence » reviews
During the final battle, surrounded by those who love her, Eirika reflects back on the time she's spent with them...
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,532 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 6-3-06 - Published: 3-17-06 - Eirika - Complete