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since: 09-18-05, id: 899696, Profile Updated: 07-19-09
country: United States
Author has written 24 stories for Fire Emblem.

Wow...I guess your profile is where you describe yourself, huh? That might be hard...I'll try, though...

News--what's that I smell? Summer?! YES!

Current project for the FFnet: Mostly Kitten Kisses' birthday fic, Snapdragon Garden. And I might have a FE9/10 oneshot out later (genre: humour). And I should work on the next chapter of Still Ongoing, but I'm really starting to dislike that fic...

Name: Kender. But you can call me Speed Racer. Or the Ninja. Or Thomas Aquinas. Or Toast. Or Bubbles. Or Jedi Master An'ya Kuro, the "Dark Woman", teacher of Ki Adi Mundi. (It's best if you just don't ask...)

Gender: Female

Current words: tarradiddle, perspicacity, palliate

Current music: Fantasie, Gabriel Faure. (Have I mentioned that French composers ARE ALWAYS ON DRUGS?!)

Trying to describe my personality: All you need to know is I'm a proud band geek, a devout Catholic, totally sardonic, usually bored, always daydreaming, and very very...eccentric, shall we say? (grins)

Hobbies: Reading, writing, playing video games, playing the flute, drawing, learning bits and pieces of different languages.

Likes: Deceptive cadences, Mongols, cotton candy, Jay Gatsby, french fries, video games (especially Fire Emblem!), really really big words, fantasy books (especially DragonLance), manga, Nintendo, parodies, Zutara shipping, music, pencils, bubbles, inside jokes, my friends, Fridays, trees, Shakespeare, Pajama Sam, and sugar.

Things that bug me: cheese, the drama of high school, yogurt, telephones, homework, marching band fundamentals, spiders, chatspeak, throwing up, anything math-related, people who don't use proper grammar, and Raven and Fiora and Rath.


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1. Snapdragon Garden » reviews
Collection of 23 oneshots for Kitten Kisses' birthday! Multiple genres and pairings. Chapter Four: "If you hurt her...if you hurt Fiora...than /I/ shall find my way to /you/!" Kent, Sain.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-13-09 - Published: 7-19-09
2. Stefan Jokes reviews
The Greil Mercenaries need to rest up for a big march tomorrow…too bad Boyd and Rolf won’t go to sleep. In which the mercenaries are all sucked into telling tall tales, Soren is even more irritated than usual, and Stefan is…Chuck Norris?
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-6-09 - Complete
3. Barbaric Charm reviews
“Finally…civilized?” Kent asked, baffled. “What could he have meant by that?” /He had never seen her cry before...but this was an entirely different situation. Kent, Lyn, and prejudice./
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-18-09 - Kent & Lyndis - Complete
4. Helpless » reviews
It started with a single sniffle, when Kent came trudging back from guard duty at dawn...he's ill, and there's nothing Lyn or Sain can do about it. KentxLyn.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,876 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-2-09 - Published: 4-17-09 - Lyndis & Kent - Complete
5. Lies reviews
When Kent's actions to defend Lyndis from a terrible occurence brand him as a traitor, he must create a web of lies to protect the only thing more important to him than his honor: HER honor. /KentxLyn, obviously./
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,139 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-21-09 - Kent & Lyndis - Complete
6. Impasse reviews
“It doesn’t matter when he grows up!” she cried finally, with a surge of anguish. “I’m never going to get to see it, anyway!” /Ninian, Eliwood, Roy, and a great big argument./
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,293 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-13-09 - Ninian & Eliwood - Complete
7. Still Ongoing » reviews
Sequel to Not Yet Finished. Serra wants Erk who wants Priscilla who wants Heath who wants to escape Bern's shadow. They, Eliwood, Hector, Kent, and more find that things don't always end perfectly...
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,675 - Reviews: 165 - Updated: 2-16-09 - Published: 10-21-06
8. Delirium reviews
Lyn is looking at Eliwood, who doesn’t believe her. She sees the snow reflected in his eyes is just that--a reflection. Flipped. Unreal.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-23-09 - Complete
9. What A Day reviews
Wallace is not having the best of days, by normal standards…his weapons are breaking, he gets no food, his tent falls down, and—-of course—-he’s totally lost. So why does he keep laughing…?
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-3-09 - Wallace - Complete
10. Masquerade » reviews
Caelin is hosting the latest meeting of the Lycian League, and celebrating with a masquerade ball...but how is one to distinguish anybody amidst such disguises? For Xirysa's Senses Challenge. /Chapter Five: "I don't want a prince, Kent."/
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,819 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 11-1-08 - Published: 9-13-08 - Complete
11. And She Shall Bring the Day reviews
Micaiah, do you ever feel...different?" Daein's King has never been a confident man--he can feel his ineptitude hanging over him, dark as night...so he confides to the Maiden of Dawn, because she is his light. Because she shall bring the day.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-2-08 - Pelleas & Micaiah - Complete
12. Huzzah! » reviews
In Chapter 32! The tactician really wants to be a duck, Serra and L’Arachel break the laws of physics—again—and everything is BRIGHTLY COLORED AND LATIN AMERICAN! Sucks for those who have a grip on a reality…yes, Erk, that means you.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,480 - Reviews: 551 - Updated: 8-26-08 - Published: 9-23-05
13. Nabata reviews
The heat is taking its toll on you," Eliwood noted suddenly, gently--worriedly. "If you please, take my arm." They say that nothing grows in the Nabata Desert...but there was certainly SOMETHING blooming, on that day. EliwoodxNinian
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-11-08 - Ninian & Eliwood - Complete
14. The Impossible Dream reviews
“THIS time?” Now I was sitting bolt-upright again, staring at him in shock. “You mean you’ve dreamed about her BEFORE?” ::Even the most honorable of men can't always control their dreams. In which Kent is quite ashamed and Sain is quite amused.::
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-21-08 - Sain & Kent - Complete
15. Strength reviews
Eliwood is tired of war--too tired to keep going. Obviously it'll take a dancer to inspire him to keep moving forward...and to show him the true meaning of strenth.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-2-08 - Eliwood & Ninian - Complete
16. Matthew reviews
What he loved best about her was how she said his name...but now she is gone. Now he shall never hear it again. A MatthewxLeila ficlet.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-4-08 - Matthew & Leila - Complete
17. Zarathustra reviews
That is how I've seen every demon portrayed...fangs and claws and wings, just like..." Eliwood trailed off to find that Ninian was trembling. "Just like dragons," she finished for him, her voice as quavery as her limbs. "Just like dragons."
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-5-08 - Eliwood & Ninian - Complete
18. In Pherae reviews
The calamity wasn’t because of deceit on her part…it was because of ignorance and foolish pride on mine. My life was shattered…and I brought it upon myself. /Eliwood is haunted by an old conversation.../
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-23-07 - Eliwood - Complete
19. Tally Ho » reviews
Join Canas as he wanders around aimlessly to learn the secrets of everything .:and nothing:. and document it all Nigel Thornberry style!
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,578 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 7-3-07 - Published: 7-4-06 - Canas
20. Scars » reviews
Pain is inevitable. Getting hurt is a natural part of life. You just keep going...even though sometimes those wounds leave scars. .:A collection of 5 oneshots in several genres, exploring the ways people can be hurt...and healed:.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-1-07 - Published: 3-2-07
21. Someone Sightless reviews
Now married to Eliwood and without her brother, Ninian has her worries...but knows she will not be lead astray. A lesson in love, life, and what it means to be a person.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9-15-06 - Ninian & Eliwood - Complete
22. Not Yet Finished » reviews
Nergal is defeated, but many things have still to be resolved. Eliwood is forced to marry Lyn, Kent is forced to just stand by, and Hector is forced to understand this odd emotion everybody feels.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,509 - Reviews: 254 - Updated: 7-4-06 - Published: 12-9-05 - Kent & Lyndis - Complete
23. Love Songs reviews
Everybody has a song, and Erk can hear them...whether he wants to or not. Will he find a tune that can harmonize with his own?
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 7-4-06 - Erk - Complete
24. Reminiscence » reviews
During the final battle, surrounded by those who love her, Eirika reflects back on the time she's spent with them...
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,024 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 6-3-06 - Published: 3-17-06 - Eirika - Complete
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