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since: 09-19-05, id: 900191, Profile Updated: 12-17-08
country: United States
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Author has written 24 stories for Eerie Queerie, Yami no Matsuei, Saiyuki, xxxHOLiC, Tsubasa Chronicle, Prince of Tennis, Bleach, and One Piece.

I’m a Laugher, Not an Angster

Pen name: FloBizet (Flo because it's cute and Bizet because it's the last name of the composer of "Carmen")

Birthdate: March 26, 1989 (Easter Day!)

IMPORTANT NOTICE! PLEASE READ IF YOU ARE FOLLOWING ANY OF MY STORIES(December 17, 2008): Alas, dearest readers! I greatly apologize to you all because I find that I am unable to continue or finish any of my stories. When I started this account, I wanted to be a writer. I was fairly successful for about two years on here when it comes to updating, and after "Let's Scar Syaoran!" I seemed to had solidified myself as "popular" in the ffnet Tsubasa world. Shoot, just a simple one shot would get over a hundred hits in one day, it was shocking! You would think that that would inspire me to continue my fics as fast as possible, wouldn't you? Well, July of 2007 rolled around. I was stuck on a crappy vacation and had brought a note book to outline the newest chapter of one of my fics. This idea didn't go through. See, instead of writing I began drawing. And, honest hand to God, I have not stopped drawing for more than one day ever since that fateful rainy day in a hotel room a year and a half ago.

Basically, I have discovered that I LOVE story telling and will continue story telling. Only, I want to express every aspect of the story to the audience, from inner thoughts from the characters to their exact expressions and looks at every moment they are in the story. Conclusion: I want to write and draw my own manga. Such a dream is laughable, I know, as I'm American, only 19 and have never taken a single art class in my life (aside from mandatory crap in grade school that serves zero use to me now). But I'm making progress and will be taking Drawing I this Spring Semester in college, so I'm slowly but surely getting there.

I deeply apologize to all of you who wanted a conclussion to my stories, and hopefully I'll get inspired to finish at least one at some point in time. I just figured that it would be best to make sure all of you are aware of why I'm not updating anything and feel you deserve some sort of apology. I'm REALLY sorry, believe me! But if I forced something out, it would be complete crap that I would be ashamed to post! So, I hope you all enjoyed the stories I did post and that they made you laugh and feel happy. That's always been my goal in life, really; to make people happy! And if it would appease any of you, that link at the top goes to my livejournal where I post a lot of doodle and art, primarily One Piece and Tsubasa, along with original works. I've started doing little comics for the fandom and hope to even publish at LEAST doujinshi, so that's kinda like fanfiction, right...?

I'VE HAD A LOT OF FUN THESE PAST THREE YEARS, AND, AGAIN, I'M REALLY SORRY TO YOU ALL! THANK YOU TO EVERYBODY WHO READ, REVIEWED, AND FAVORITED MY STORIES, OR EVEN ME! YOU ALL MADE MY HEART SUPER HAPPY~! X3

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1. Kurogane and Fai Go To WalMart » reviews
When in dire need of batteries, Fai forces Kurogane to take him to WalMart. During their adventure, they encounter hitch hikers, mourn for road kill, have to put up with the night time staff, and many more annoyances. T for dirty thoughts and words.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,770 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 7-7-08 - Published: 6-24-07
2. The Sisters CLAMP Fairy Tales: Tsubasa Edition! » reviews
The group has been sucked into a book of fairy tales and must go through each story until they can get Sakura's feather! Oh, what merriment they shall have! Bit of a parody, as well. Chapter 8: The Frog Prince!
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,939 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 7-3-08 - Published: 1-20-07
3. Crack is Whack » reviews
A series of crack one shots featuring both S/S and K/F. Chapter Five: A parody of chapter 184 time loop plot... thing. You know, when we were all wondering when it would end? Here's how it SHOULD have been solved, via Fay. Hint hint.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,306 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 5-27-08 - Published: 3-23-08
4. 1001 Nights in Hitsuzen » reviews
When a troubled king has killed every wife he's married after the first night, his advisor offers a blond man instead. By telling the king stories as a distraction, will this strange man be spared and also heal the king's heart? KFSS Based on 1001 Nights.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,721 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 8-27-07
5. Father Figures Day » reviews
A Fathers Day fic between Kurogane and Sakura as Sakura gives her father figure a gift! Kurogane is confused as anything but shows his gentle side... so long as no one saw. Chapter Two: It's Mothers Day now, so Syaoran gives his mother figure a gift, too!
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 5-11-08 - Published: 6-16-07 - Complete
6. Kindergarten: Colorful Hell reviews
Sanji starts kindergarten after throwing numerous tantrums against the idea. There, he makes new friends, learns new lessons, and discovers that boys don't cook... did I mention he also helps Zoro lose some baby teeth? Includes Kitty Mihawk! I'm serious.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-24-08 - Sanji
7. I'm Mad as Hell and I'm Not Going to Take it! reviews
In which Sanji is mad as hell and he's not going to take it anymore. There's only so much humiliation one can stand, after all. Totally crack, with OOC characters and spoilers for 494.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-8-08 - Sanji - Complete
8. Is This Heaven? » reviews
Sanji has died and gone to heaven... Literally. Don't take the death seriously for this is pure crack. And it's being continued! Chapter three: Soooo... what the hell was that?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,845 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-21-08 - Published: 10-4-07 - Sanji & Zoro
9. Three's a Crowd So Four is Plain Wrong » reviews
Technically AU. After a few weeks of Fay living with Kurogane in Nihon, Fay decides to recreate Chi causing Kurogane's chances of gettin' some lessen, which causes him to play matchmaker. Believe it or not, more issuses then occur afterward. KuroFay
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,035 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-28-08 - Published: 9-28-07
10. Let's Scar Syaoran! » reviews
Exactly what it says. Happy fun time scarring the poor boy with much KuroFainess! Accepting ideas from reviewers. Chapter 16: Blossoming Part 1. It's Sakura's unwilling turn to scar the boy! Geez, I need to update more often. It's been three months!
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,653 - Reviews: 200 - Updated: 11-25-07 - Published: 1-23-07
11. The Quest of Sir Kurogane » reviews
Sir Kurogane is sent out on a quest to rescue a princess for his princess. What trials await him as he comes across a boy yielding a ladle, his noble bunny steed, a confused gypsy girl, and a mage most annoying yet sexy? And we can't forget the witch!
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,093 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 11-4-07 - Published: 6-11-07
12. Chicken Soup for the Tsubasa Lover's Soul » reviews
A one shot section of family and romantic fluff since we're experiencing a heavy fog of angst lately. Chapter 5: Upon finding a yellowed haired kid in the woods, Kurogane begrudgingly takes on the role of hero. Except he was the cause of the kid's trouble
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,044 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 9-9-07 - Published: 7-1-07
13. How to Sell Girl Scout Cookies! reviews
Four scenarios illustrating the best tactics to sell your cookies! Crack be here along with minor bad language issues on Kuro's part.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-8-07 - Complete
14. Oh, the Innocence of Children! » reviews
Chapter 2: A trip to the zoo could mean many things. In this case, it means conversing with gorillas while others freak out about the kid in the gorilla pit. What's a father to do? Little fluff, mainly humor, T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,113 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 8-6-07 - Published: 7-30-07 - Zaraki K. & Yachiru K.
15. Cloud Nine reviews
He was dancing in the fountain, soaking wet from head to toe, and the entire town thought he was a crazy girl. And yet, Kurogane thought that he had never looked happier. KuroFai fluff because we desperately need it right now. PLEASE READ NOTES!
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-6-07 - Complete
16. Fuji Pheromones reviews
Pheromones: biological substances that influence sexual and other behaviors in animals and may do the same in humans, as in one Fuji Syuusuke. Seriously, EVERYBODY loves him! Why not speed up the process of when? Fujixeveryone else.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-2-07 - Fuji S.
17. Is This My Wonderland? reviews
After seeing the horrible future that awaits them, Sakura finds herself in a Wonderland like world where her friends seem to have no memory of her. As she tries to understand what's going on, will she instead understand her friends? Some SS and KF.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-1-07
18. Afterlife Ain't So Dark » reviews
Drabbles and short stories containing anything from fluff to humor. Chapter 9: Muraki attempts to rape Tsuzuki! GASP! What will Tsuzuki do?
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 3-25-07 - Published: 11-18-06
19. Government vs Hocus Pocus » reviews
Yuuko is being forced out of her shop to make room for a mall. But, of course, she isn't going to just sit back and let them.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-19-07 - Published: 1-20-07
20. The Merry Adventures of Seu Mary! » reviews
Anti mary sue fic. The incredibly perfect, beautiful, talented, powerful but with a dark past Seu Mary joins the Sanzo party! Whee! How long will it take for Sanzo to kill her? Read the warnings, btw!
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,211 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 2-16-07 - Published: 10-8-06
21. Murder, He Said » reviews
AU When Tsuzuki is invited to a dinner at his great uncle's house, he never expected there to be so many questions, not to mention a murder. Eventual Tsusoka.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-11-06 - Published: 11-5-06
22. Ah, the Power of Chibi reviews
Mysteries solved, cuteness abound, and curious happenings. Humor? Depends on what you find funny. And I have no idea how many times I used chibi
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-13-06 - Complete
23. Funny Little Valentines » reviews
Formerly What would be.. How do you buy a gift for someone you love, when in your mind, they seem to dislike everything? You get rabid matchmakers, idiot shopping methods, and cupids out to shoot you, that's what! Primarily TxH, but there's also TxW and W
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,604 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 2-14-06 - Published: 1-30-06 - Complete
24. A Day with Mikuni and Kanau » reviews
MikuniKanau: Btw, 1st fic, so have mercy, bitte! Okay, I've always wondered what exactly Kanau and Mikuni do during their normal days, so here's my thinking. Humor? Meh, slight,I guess.More romance, later.
Eerie Queerie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,293 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 10-22-05 - Published: 9-22-05
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