Name: Wandering Hitokiri

Occupation: Mage, Alchemist, Hitokiri, Ninja, Witch, Hunter, Companion (It all depends on what needs to be done, and the ammount of finesse it needs.)

Age: 21

Eye Color: Green

Nationality: Irish

Real Name: Ha ha, very funny. Seriously though, just how stupid do you think I am? I will give you one hint though; it begins with one of the letters of the alphabet.

Japanese Name: (courtesy of rumandmonkeys Japanese name generator) Watanabe /near a crossing/ Emi /blessed with beauty/

Location: Amestris, currently annoying the ever-living hell out of Colonel Roy Mustang. My other location... Earth. (Or sitting in the backseat of a '67 Chevy Impala, watching the landsacpe of some random state go by)

Favorite Manga: Fullmetal Alchimist, Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Kaze Hikaru, Saiyuki, Samurai Deeper Kyo

Favorite Anime: Rurouni Kenshin, Spirited Away, Fullmetal Alchimist, Howl's Moving Castle, Naruto, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Saiyuki

Favorite TV shows: Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Medium, NCIS, Numb3rs, CSI: Miami, House, New Amsterdam, Bones, White Collar, Chuck, The Mentalist, Doctor Who, Supernatural

Favorite Movies: Indianna Jones I, II, III, and IV, The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, all three Pirates of the Caribbean, Failure to Launch, Holes, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Road to El Dorado, Sahara, Narnia, Ferris Beuler's Day Off, Secondhand Lions, Evolution, Star Wars (The origional ones, not the new ones), National Treasure, Ice Age, Jurassic Park, Man of the House, Men in Black I and II, Back to the Future I, II, and III, Hidalago, Zathura, Transformers, Ghost Busters, Stargate, The Rock, Jame Bond: Die Another Day, The World Is Not Enough, and Casion Royale, Brother Bear

Favorite Bands: Cold, Linkin Park, Staind, Three Days Grace, Paramore, Skillet, Puddle of Mudd, Within Temptation, Red, Nickleback, Rev Theory, and Breaking Benjamin

Theme Song to My Life: Sooner or Later by Breaking Benjamin

Fav Video Games: KH 1 and 2. Yeah, I know, shocking. I'm a girl and I like video games.

Likes: Running, swimming, diving, softball, archery, soccer, learning Japanese, kendo, writing (that one's a no brainer), and drawing.

Dislikes: Flamers, incest, yaoi, and yuri. Those are the things that you cannot get me to touch even with a mile long pole. I just have a problem with the pairing up of two perfectly straight characters in a story. Incest disturbs me even more than yaoi or yuri does, so I don't even read it. Personally, I agree with Vic Mignogna's, Edward Elric's voice actor, opinion of Yaoi.

“I don't understand it. I don't like it. And I feel like it somehow...takes something away. That it desecrates the original intent of the creators. Y'know? They create these incredible characters, and people wanna twist them, pervert them into something that they're not. I don't appreciate that.”

Ed and Mustang... their relationship is more parental than anything. Mustang is probably the closest thing that Ed has ever had to a father, and Ed and Envy... well, they just hate each other's guts. End of story there. And on a similar note, I don't even want to go into how seriously and utterly wrong the Iruka/Kakashi pairing is.

Iruka: You're kidding me, right? (WH shakes her head) (Iruka makes a face) You people are just sick.

Favorite Anime Characters: Sanosuke Sagara (Yes, I am a rabid Sano fan -.-;), Sango (I love how she uses the Hiraikotsu, she's awesome!), Karou Kamiya, Alphonse Elric, Misao Makimachi, Genjo Sanzo (He makes me laugh with all of his cussing and shooting at Goku and Gojyo. Am I a bad person for thinking that's funny?), Aoshi Shinomori, Edward Elric, Kenshin Himura, Riza Hawkeye, and Jean Havoc. I can now add Kakashi onto the list, because my friend Rin introduced me to Naruto, and it's freakin' awesome!! Ninjas are kick-ass!! Iruka's pretty cool too, and... Deidara. Yes, I like one of the bad boys. (Rolls eyes) Who doesn't have one of those?

Favorite Characters: Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester (he reminds me of my brother sometimes with the stuff he says), Seely Booth (because David Borneaz is friggin' awesome), Angel, Castiel, Spike, the Doctor (10th), and Wesley.

Least Favorite Characters: Envy (death to all gay palm trees!), Shishio, Kabuto, Ni (okay, the child-molesting freak needs to be shot), Dante, Orochimaru (the Michael Jackson look-alike need sto be stabbed to death, repeatedly), Enshi, Gordon (psycho bastard), Pride, Zachariah, and Ruby (I just hate her because she's a bitch, and a smug one at that).

Yes, I am a girl... and damn proud of it too!

Fire Hose

Okay, I just had a really good friend of mine get flamed by some idiot that wouldn't know the meaning of 'fanfiction' even if you hit him over the head with it, so I feel the need to put up this warning on my profile. I have a very low tolerance of idiots, and one of the best ways to tick me off is for someone to just randomly flame me for no reason, other than the fact that they have no life.

Anyways, here's my policy on flamers:

1. If you truly believe that my fanfiction has problems, then do me a favor and leave constructive critisism, not 'Oh my god, this fic totally f#ing sucks!' And that is not in invitation to use the 'f'' bomb every other word either. I know that I may not have the cleanest mouth around when it comes to some of my work, but I still try to refrain from using that word as much as possible.

2. Calling me names will not help you at all. Neither will insulting my intelligence. I am an 'A' student in my Honors English class at school, and I frequently check my work for spelling and gramatical errors because of the fact that I am a bit anal about my spelling, and I have a fairly decent sense of grammar. And if you truly wish to be insulting and call me an 'inbred idiot' like one baka did to my friend, I will inform you right now that both my parents are not even remotely related to each other except through marriage. I also know how to curse you straight into hell in three languages, and am working on a fourth. (English, Gaelic, and Japanese. I'm learning Russian right now.)

3. I chose the penname 'Wandering Hitokiri' for a reason, and that is the fact that it is entirely accurate. For those of you that do not know Japanese, 'hitokiri' means 'assassin', and it describes me fairly accurately. I have a great deal if skill with both modern and ancient weapons, including the crossbow, the recurved bow, hand grenades, katana, kunai, wakizashi, and the Colt .45 revolver. Not to mention the fact that I also possess extensive knowlage on multiple methods of torture from all over the world, some of them in ways that you couldn't possibly imagine, such as one from America using lemon juice, a toothpick, and vinegar.

4. If you read this and still feel the desperate need to flame me, I will let you right now that I will have you blocked so fast that even your descendants 100 years in the future will suddenly have the sensation that they were thrown into the American 'Vomit Comit', they'll be so dizzy. I am not naive: I am perfectly aware of the fact that many of you nasty little buggers have more then one account, but I am more than willing to block you as many times as necessary. Hopefully, if I do it often enough, you'll eventually get whiplash and become too dizzy to go on the computer without getting sick, much less look at the screen long enough to send your petty insults.

5. If I truly wished to be flamed, I would call Mustang a wet match while he was wearing his ignition-cloth gloves. Do me and the rest of the world a favor and just send me damned PM instead of a review; I'll be so much happier.

Stuff

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri.

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

Have you ever wanted to shred those too girly fangirls that scream "OHMIGOSH I AM(insert bishie here)'S WIFE HAHAHA U SUX!" with a hammer? An axe? A chainsaw? Well then, copy and paste this into your profile and spread your feelings to everyone about how fangirlyness SUCKS.

If you like well-written Original Characters but hate Mary-Sues, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

If you have ever randomly walked up to someone off of the street that you didnt know and said something idiotic to them copy this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

FanArt

What One May Never See FanArt:

Annora:

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/52001438/

Ed and Annora at the Christmas dance in chapter six:

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/54014661/

Ed and Annora in chapter eight:

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/57357605/

Annora in chapter eight:

http://wandering-hitokiri.deviantart.com/art/Girls-just-wanna-to-have-fun-66914962

Alphonse sketch:

http://wandering-hitokiri.deviantart.com/art/Al-sketch-66915202

Edward sketch:

http://wandering-hitokiri.deviantart.com/art/Edward-sketch-68667056

Annora in the morning:

http://wandering-hitokiri.deviantart.com/art/Annora-in-the-morning-69882609

Friends back to back:

http://wandering-hitokiri.deviantart.com/art/Friends-Back-to-Back-74198502

Annora - PWNED:

http://wandering-hitokiri.deviantart.com/art/PWNED-82360095

Ethan Thomas sketches:

http://wandering-hitokiri.deviantart.com/art/Ethan-Thomas-sketches-87873388

Annora - Caught in the Moment:

http://wandering-hitokiri.deviantart.com/art/Caught-in-the-Moment-87680875

Annora - Heritage:

http://wandering-hitokiri.deviantart.com/art/Heritage-92959579

Five Years - Concept I:

http://wandering-hitokiri.deviantart.com/art/Five-Years-concept-I-97677489

Five Years - Concept II:

http://wandering-hitokiri.deviantart.com/art/Five-Years-concept-II-97678111

Lost on the Road of Life FanArt:

Erin character sketch 1:

http://wandering-hitokiri.deviantart.com/art/Character-sketch-1-Erin-75334176

Erin character sketch 2:

http://wandering-hitokiri.deviantart.com/art/Character-sketch-2-Erin-75337070

Erin talking to Rin:

http://wandering-hitokiri.deviantart.com/art/Festival-77216554

Erin in Chapter 2:

http://wandering-hitokiri.deviantart.com/art/Scared-79877333

Just a girl:

http://wandering-hitokiri.deviantart.com/art/It-s-just-a-girl-85660319

Nighttime Fears:

http://wandering-hitokiri.deviantart.com/art/Nighttime-Fears-99061609

Patrick Taelin:

http://wandering-hitokiri.deviantart.com/art/Patrick-Taelin-99063062

A Twist In Fate Fanart:

Sanzo as a collie:

http://wandering-hitokiri.deviantart.com/art/Cursed-104062417

An awesome fanart of Sanzo as a collie by HeavenlyCondemned:

http://heavenlycondemned.deviantart.com/art/Canine-Sanzo-111117597

Kristen Fargo sketches I:

http://wandering-hitokiri.deviantart.com/art/Kristen-Fargo-sketches-I-104060027

Kristen Fargo sketches II:

http://wandering-hitokiri.deviantart.com/art/Kristen-Fargo-sketches-II-104060886

Kit colored:

http://wandering-hitokiri.deviantart.com/art/Sarcasm-a-girl-s-best-friend-113158782

After kendo practice - sketch:

http://wandering-hitokiri.deviantart.com/art/After-Practice-104061393

Quotes (from movies and other sources too numerous to mention)

"So burning the body had no effect on that thing?" - Sam
"Sure it did – now it’s really pissed." - Dean, Supernatural

“If you meet the buddah, kill the buddah… If you meet your father, kill your father. Free of everything, you are bound by nothing. Live the life that is given to you.” – Sanzo, Saiyuki

"Sometimes, when people are complete assholes to you, all you need to do is smile, be polite, and show the sons of bitches that you have better manners than they do." - my grandfather

"Chow time, you freaky bastard! Yeah, that's right, bring it on baby, I taste gooood!" - Dean Winchester, Supernatural

"Here's another curse: may all your bacon burn." - Calcifer, Howl's Moving Castle

"I didn't know people actually read emails--the delete button is so conveniently located." - House, House

"When I was certain he was going to kill me, my mind went blank, and I didn't have any hope anymore. And the only thing I could do was scream my lungs out. I felt so helpless, I couldn't even bring myself to believe someone might save me. Then you showed up, Al. And I realized that if we don't take care of each other, then no one else will. So I'll do anything in my power to get our bodies back, even if it means being the military's lapdog. And we'll just have to hope our powers are good enough to help us rise above our own limits. Cause we're not gods. We're humans. Tiny, insignificant humans who couldn't even save a little girl." - Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

"Boy, you put your foot on my coffee table, I'm going to whack you with a spoon." - Missouri
"I didn't do anything." - Dean
"You were thinking about it." - Missouri, Supernatural

"Hey, what's life like without eyebrows, freak?" - Naruto (To Zabuza), Naruto

"Insanity is always fun, because people don't know how to react to it." - Me

"Villagers shouldn't resort to violence..." rock thrown "Surely if you voice your grievances..." more rocks thrown "Damn you people." - Miroku, InuYasha

"Ooh, two points for the Slayer while the Watcher has yet to score." - Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

On the road, Sasuke and Naruto dropped behind everyone else, apparently bickering about something. Kakashi couldn’t help but up his hearing with a bit of chakra and listen in.
“I know that, dobe. But what about our chakra levels? We can’t just throw out a lot of chakra-eating jutsus every night like usual…”
Like usual? Why would they try to wear out their chakra every night?
“I guess we let our levels build up and see how much we can handle… if worse comes to worst, we tell Kakashi.”
Somehow, that wasn’t very reassuring to the silver-haired Jounin.
“That’s dangerous… he’ll want to be with us for that. You know how he worries.”
I worry? Kakashi wondered. Why would he worry?
“You think Kakashi can’t handle himself?”
“In the face of a chakra overload when it’s you and your insanely high output? Kyuubi couldn’t handle that!”
Kakashi risked a backwards glance and saw Naruto had stopped, a thoughtful look on his face.
“You know… that’s an idea…”
Sasuke half-spun, “Oh, hell, no! That’d be suicide, even for you!”
Kakashi decided Sasuke was right. He was getting worried.
“It’d take care of your brother, though.”
Sasuke snarled audibly, “Stay away from him, Naruto. He’s dangerous.”
“Gee, ya think?” the sarcasm was so thick you could practically smell it.
“Dobe.”
“Uh, huh, way to show respect.”
It never ceased to amaze how that one bounced moods and dragged whoever he was talking to right with him.
“Forgive me, oh almighty Hokage-to-be. I hope Gaara feeds you to his sand.”
Kakashi’s half-formed worries were taking on more definite shape, mainly for his student’s physical health this time, but he had to wonder who Gaara was.
“Aw, I love you, too, teme.”
Sasuke growled, but the sound didn’t hold much malice. “Dobe…”
“You know you’d miss me…”
“Argh! You’re hopeless!”
Kakashi snuck another glance back to see Sasuke throwing his hands up in the air in a gesture of pure exasperation, something he never thought he’d see from the icy Uchiha.
Naruto’s grin rivaled Guy’s smiles, “And that’s why you love me, otouto!”
There was a long silence from behind. Then: “Naruto?”
“Hm?”
“I’m older.”
“Teme!” - "The Price of the Future", chapter 7, by Shadewolf7

"Master Sergeant Feury, during your last physical examination we discovered a severe case of athletes foot... and we now believe that it is affecting your brain." - Hawkeye, Fullmetal Alchemist

"Why is it that all men are idiots?" - Rin
"Because all men used to be boys, and we all know how they act when they see something distracting." - Me
"Point taken." - Rin

"So, fake U.S. Marshall. Fake credit cards. You got anything that's real?" - Officer
"My boobs." - Dean, Supernatural

"I see. So basically, you're a Shinigami? And you came all the way from some place called Soul Society to vanquish evil spirits? Which means that monster earlier was one of those evil spirits? And it attacked that little girl? Okay, I belie-- NO WAY I'LL BELIEVE THAT, DUMBASS!" - Ichigo, Bleach

"Yeah, I want to save her. I'm morally bankrupt." - House, House MD

"Hey! Hey, you want some white meat, bitch!? I'm right here!" - Dean, Supernatural

"If the demon is truly big, then we are no match for it. It's impossible, it's irrational. It's against my religion." - Miroku
"You ought to be arrested." - Inuyasha, InuYasha

"Is this the part where I say who's there and something creepy happens?" - Spike, Angel

"She needs to sort out her priorities." - Ron, Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone

"You have offended the bucket ghost." - Me (said to my brother while watching Most Haunted)

"So the butt bleed is just a nose bleed?" - Foreman, House MD

"Welcome to Earth." - Will Smith, Independance Day

"I once executed two people, two doctors. "There are no sides, just patients." That's what they said as they treated our fallen enemies in Ishbal. But the people they were healing would just rise up again to fight us. The military asked them to stop, but they wouldn't. And their makeshift hospital was becoming a den for insurgents. I got my orders in the morning, and I shot them that night. After that I tried to kill myself, but I was too much of a coward. So I took an oath instead: to never follow unreasonable commands again, to reach a position where I wouldn't have to follow them, and I stayed true to that. I'm not chasing you because I was commanded to. I'm doing it because I'm pissed. Now why the hell did you two run away without asking for my help first?!" -Roy Mustang, Fullmetal Alchemist

"That, ladies and gentlemen, is why you carry a gun around with you." - Luke (talking about an episode of Bones)

"Bugger." - Spike, Angel

"Pay no attention to my friend... he's... you know... a special-ed ninja." - Sakura, Naruto

“Gojyo, remember that these monks of a very devout order.” – Hakkai
“Yeah, the order of judgmental assholes.” – Gojyo, Saiyuki

"I sacrifice art thieves to Jashin." - An internet icon I found

"This is gonna sound nuts, but we don't have the time for the whole the-truth-is-out-there speech, so..." - Dean, Supernatural

"How did I pass? She beat me like I owed her money. " - Ichigo, Bleach

"I don't want to cause a lot of injuries unnecissarly. All those who don't like visiting the doctor should retreat now." - Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"No, you don't get it, thats why I'm telling you. You think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?" - Kakashi, Naruto

"So we gotta search local newspapers, public records as far back as they go. See if we can find a Mary who fits the bill." - Sam
"Well, that sounds annoying." - Dean
"No, it won't be so bad, as long as we, ahh…" (looks at the computers which have signs on them saying "OUT OF ORDER") "... Huh. I take that back. This will be very annoying." - Sam, Supernatural

"Okay, I'm going to go rip my eyeballs out before I kill myself using a rusty butter knife." - Me (said after seeing a really gross fanart)

"Well if it ain't my little buddy Benny. I think I'll kill you." - Rick O'Connell, The Mummy

"Never get between a man and his fiber." - Numb3rs

"I need a wise saying, what's a wise saying?" - Toad

"Don't worry – Dean's going to clean up this mess. Well what are you waiting for, boy? Grab the mop." (Dean glares silently) "And don't cuss at me!" - Missouri, Supernatural

“Hello girls,” the female member of the Akatsuki said in a much calmer manner than the previous one.
“Hi,” Leah said, “What did you call about?”
“Well, Leader decided since we don’t have any missions lined up until the New Year we could come early. So, here we are,” Konan explained quickly, “Why’d Claire get so nervous like that and hang up on Hidan?”
“She saw a spider and had to squish it. Arachnophobia,” Leah said. Claire flinched. The spider was a lie, the arachnophobia was true.
She laughed, “Okay. Well, just so you know, Leader isn’t mad, he just wants to know where you are. We’ve already checked all the spots that you usually hang out at and Jason says that he doesn’t know where you are either.”
“I see." Leah carefully avoided the question, deciding to change to a safer topic, “So where’s everyone?”
“Around the house. I locked myself in the bathroom so they couldn’t steal the phone from me,” she said.
“What have you been doing?” Leah continued. She looked to Claire, giving her a look that said that she wanted her to start talking soon. Claire scowled, wondering why Leah had offered to talk in the first place if the task was just going to be pawned off back to her.
“Nothing really. We started to watch Saw but we stopped because Hidan, Deidara, Kisame, and Zetsu couldn’t stop laughing when ‘the good boy’ ran out of the room screaming,” she chuckled at the memory, “Newbies are so entertaining.” - "When Are We Going to Die?", chapter 6, by Nario Xana and Jemmi

"Backwards old bat." - Ed (muttered about Pinako)(Both he and Al run out of the house with a multitude of automail parts thrown after them), Fullmetal Alchemist

"Can you fly?" - Angel, Angel

"Americans." - Johnathan, The Mummy

"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic." - House, House MD

"I'm going to use the shikon jewel to become a full fledged demon. Then Midoriko's soul can rest in peace." - Inuyasha (gets thrown out of the cave)
"Looks like the people who talk of the shikon jewel in selfish gain get thrown from the cave." - Miroku
"That must be Midoriko's version of sit." - Shippo, InuYasha

“WHO THE HELL IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS FIASCO?!” – Roy Mustang, Fullmetal Alchemist

"Might not be one of ours. It might be just some freak medical thing." - Sam
"How many times in Dad's long, varied career has it actually been a freak medical thing? And not some sign of an awful supernatural death?" - Dean
"Almost never." - Sam
"Exactly." - Dean, Supernatural

“Sanzo, I believe that it’s time to put your animal and Hakkai’s animal in separate cages.” – Gojyo, Saiyuki

"You know, for an inteligence officer, you're not very inteligent." - Zeva, NCIS

“Chibi-chan!” – Rin (a friend of mine)
“Damn it, Rin! Don’t call me that! I’m not small!” – Me
“Okay then, you’re just fun sized.” - Rin

"Oh no, a ghost. Pfft. It takes a mite more to make me wet my knickers." - Spike, Angel

"The only thing that makes me more nervous than a pissed-off spirit…is the pissed-off spirit of a psycho-killer." - Dean, Supernatural

"Tell him 'fine, there's no way that I'm dying before you, you morally bankrupt Colonel with a God complex'." - Ed, Fullmetal Alchemist

"You have an air of destiny about you." - Tia Dalma, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

"If you strangle a Smurf, what color does it turn?" - Me (quoting a T-shirt to Toad)

"Old Ironside still kicks ass!!" - Fire Ice (Clive Cussler)

"I'm going to start wounding you now. I'm not sure when I'll stop." - Aeris, VG Cats

"I'm going to be sick now. Please make room." - Black Mage, Nuklear Power

"Piss off!!" - Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"I think we're close to its lair." - Dean
"Why'd you say that?" - Sam
"Because there's another puke-inducing pile next to your face." - Dean
"Urgh, God!" - Sam, Supernatural

"Yes Lee! Let the power of youth explode!" - Gai-sensei, Naruto
"You do realize that statement could be taken in so many different ways, all of them wrong." - My brother (to me) (said while a friend shows us Naruto clips on YouTube)

"I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" - Jack Sparrow, Dead Man's Chest

"Behind this mask... is another mask! Pretty cool, huh?" - Kakashi, Naruto

"Stabbity death!!" - Black Mage, Nuklear Power

"Look, I'll kill the rat for you and give you the experience. It would have slaughtered you anyway." - Aeris
"Hmm...I tie the rat's tail to a stick!" - Leo
"What?" - Aeris
"It's a rat flail!" - Leo, VG Cats

"Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one." - House, House MD

"I'm being mocked by the irony gods. I think they hate me." - my older brother (after I beat him three times in a row in vs matches on Soul Caliber)
"Either that, or they really enjoy screwing with your head." - Me

"Boys, if you don't knock it off, I will pull this car over, and you can walk to your painful deaths from here." - Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"I am not a little pervert!" - Jiraiya
"Oh yeah? Then what are you?" - Naruto
"...I'm a big one." - Jiraiya
"Oh yeah, that makes all the difference." - Naruto, Naruto

"Stay back: I'm allergic to stupid." - a T-shirt

"My dad is going to kick your ass." - Alex O'Connell, The Mummy Returns

"What kind of monk is he?" - Sango
"His own kind." - Kagome, InuYasha

"Why officer, your eyes look glazed; have you been eating donuts?" - Me (said jokingly to my school security guard) On an opposite note, he just laughed. Word of caution: do not say this if you get pulled over.

"There's something foul in the air." - Roy Mustang, Fullmetal Alchemist

"THE IRISH ARE HERE!! DEFEND YOUR VIRGINITY!!" - Bishquet, "When Obsession Becomes Reality" by The Bish

"I told him you were a dumbass pledge and that we were hazing you." - Dean
"What about the shotgun?" - Sam
"I said that you were hunting ghosts and spirits were repelled by rock salt. You know, typical Hell Week prank." - Dean
"And he believed you?" - Sam
"Well you look like a dumbass pledge." - Dean, Supernatural

"My favorite book is going to be a movie?! I better order tickets in advance!!" - Kakashi, Naruto

"Where are you three?"
“We’re in a place!” Eva said, recycling the vagueness she had used on Neji.
“Which place?”
“The place where we are,” Claire confirmed.
Before Pein could respond again, there was a sudden burst of shouting and more static. “You evil bitch, you hung up on me!” Hidan shouted.
“And I’d do it again!” Claire shouted back. If she could have added ‘but I can’t because I’m being held captive by hostile ninjas’, she would have, but Tsunade was staring daggers at her.
There would have been more silence while they waited for a reply, but the arguing in the background had not ceased.
“Hidan, give me the phone!”
“Fuck off! I need to—”
“Dammit, you’ve already been talking to them for a while!”
“Screw you man!”
“Give me the phone, or I’ll kick all of your asses.”
It was almost hard to tell which one was Hidan. Tsunade and the ninjas under her command continued to listen to the useless scrabble, hoping for clues. The girls figured they were already as good as doomed, though, since a couple names had been mentioned. But since the Hokage hadn’t yet given them the signal to hang up, or that it was okay for them to reveal their location and company, they had to keep up the façade.
Claire sighed, getting impatient with their endless bickering. In an attempt to hurry the conversation along (and get the kunai off her neck) she interrupted them. “OY! SOMEONE GET ON THE PHONE! ALL YOU OTHER FUCKERS, BACK OFF!” she yelled at the little device. They waited while the arguing subsided to grumbles. - "When Are We Going to Die?", chapter 6, by Nario Xana and Jemmi

"Damn it, there are so many idiots whose asses I need to kick!! I'm going to have to start keeping a list just to keep track of them all!!" - Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

"I never did like camels. Filthy buggers; they smell, they spit, they bite." - Johnathan, The Mummy

"Hey, who wrote 'gullible' on the ceiling?" - my older brother, Jake
"Where?" - Me (sadly, this was a fairly recent occurence)

"Wherever there is hope, I will stop it! Where self-esteem rears its shiny head, I will be there to kick it in the testicles!!" - Christopher Titus

"Hi, I'm Jimmy from next door. I just wanted to welcome you to the building, and... if you need any weed, just come over and ask me." - some stoner college frat boy
"Thank you, Jimmy. I'm sure that we'll be seeing you soon." - two Texas Rangers
- Later -
"Let me guess, you're looking for Jimmy." - Texas Rangers
"How did you know? Are you like psychic or something?" - some random frat boy
"Something like that. The thing is, Jimmy moved." - Texas Rangers
"Where to?" - random frat boy
"The state county jailhouse." - Texas Rangers, Man of the House

“You boys had a long journey together. All the people you helped along the way, all the hardships, the pain of losing friends you loved, the determination, sweat, and blood. Don’t you think that may have been the price you paid?” – Hohenheim, Fullmetal Alchemist

"So this is how you spent four years of your life." - Dean
"Welcome to higher education." - Sam, Supernatural

"You're sick." - Shade
"No, I just know the truth! Freedom! Area 51 exists! I slept with Elvis!" - Bishquet, "When Obsession Becomes Reality" by The Bish

"I got lost on the road of life." - Kakashi, Naruto

"Use the Force, Luke." - Me
"Shut up." - Luke, my younger brother
"You two are both idiots." - Jake (Luke and I look at each other)
"ATTACK THE OLDER BROTHER!!" - Luke and I ( we both tackle Jake)

“Shut up! If you can’t keep quiet, I’ll shoot you both right now!” – Sanzo, Saiyuki

"Are you alright, Brother?" - Al
"Yeah, I'm just peachy. I love turbulant carriage rides with seats as soft as granite." - Ed, Fullmetal Alchemist

"School prepares us for the real world, which also sucks." - A 'Happy Bunny' t-shirt

"Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning. " - House
"Short, sweet, grab a file." - Cuddy
"This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a board (emphasized to sound like 'bored')...certified diagnostician with a double specialty in infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this clinic who is forced to be here against his will. (House turns to face Dr. Cuddy) That is true, isn't it? (He turns back to face the crowd) But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine. You can't have any. And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me? (nobody moves) And who would rather wait for one of the other two guys? (everybody raises their hands) Okay. Well, I'll be in Exam Room One if you change your mind." - House, House MD

"What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep, you dreamed? And what if, in your dream, you went to heaven and there plucked a rare and beautiful flower? And what if, when you awoke, you had that flower in your hand?" - Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1772-1834) (Personally, this quote seems to apply to Erin and Annora in their respective stories because of all the stuff that happens to them)

"That's is. The next person who calls me anything with the words 'palm tree' in it will have their neck stabbed with a steak knife!!" - Envy, "FMA Advice Column" by BakaKonekoRKL

"So, how do you guys know about all this ghost stuff?" - Kat
"It's kind of our job." - Sam
"Why would anyone want a job like that?" - Kat
"I had a crappy guidance counselor." - Sam, Supernatural

"Uh oh, train wreck. I want to look away, but I can't." - Tony DiNozo, NCIS

"Edward... would you be a sweetheart and transmute something for your mother? Yes, I know... a ring of flowers would be nice... You see, your father... always... used to make them for me..." - Trisha Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

"Uh, Naruto, your speech was cool and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die." - Kakashi, Naruto

“Kisame, gimme the phone.”
“No.”
“Please?”
“No!”
Leah sighed. “Kisame, give Tobi the phone.”
“Fine,” Kisame grumbled, “May I ask what it is that your Newbie mind wants to say?”
They heard a whoosh as Tobi snatched the phone away, “DEIDARA-SENPAI LOVES LEAH!” he yelled quickly. Naruto’s hands tightened around Leah’s wrists even more, so much that she couldn’t even feel her hands anymore.
“You asshole! I’m going to kill you, un!” came a high pitched squeaky voice. It sounded like Theodore from Alvin and the Chipmunks.
“Are you going to blow me up?” Tobi said fearlessly.
“Screw you!”
Tobi laughed, “Deidara-senpai, I’ve never seen your face so red. Are you blushing? It looks like it.”
Tsunade and the other ninja in the room looked as if they didn’t know what to make of the weird munchkin voice. Shizune bit her lip and Jiraiya held his fist to his mouth.
Tobi wasn’t done yet. He was in a rare position of power over Deidara and was going to take full advantage of it, “Deidara’s in love with Leah, Deidara’s in love with Leah!” Tobi sang.
“Shut up, un!”
Tobi still wasn’t done, deciding that he would have more fun with this while it lasted, “He loooooooves you Leah, he wants to take you on dates and hug and kiss and stuff. And he wants to marry you and for you to have his kids and—” Tobi stopped talking briefly, causing puzzled looks to come to the face of the Konoha ninja. “Holy crow that’s biggest bomb I’ve ever seen—Deidara-senpai, you know I was just playing right? Right?”
Deidara growled, “Newbie you are so going down,” he said, his voice normal again.
Tobi now sounded panicked, “You can’t blame this all on me! It’s Charli’s fault, she’s the one who gave you helium,” he defended while tripping over his words.
Deidara said nothing, though he could now that he had removed all the vile gas from his system by yelling at Tobi.
There was a loud smack as the phone presumably dropped to the ground.
The next thing they heard was Tobi screaming, “Don’t blow me up! I’m a good boy!” - "When Are We Going to Die?", chapter 6, by Nario Xana and Jemmi

“Listen here, you little blockhead! Let me remind you you’re flammable.” – Gojyo, Saiyuki

"I feel like I should, bow, or have honor, or something." - Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Destroying lives doesn’t bring lives back! We all just need to live and be content while we can.” – Ed, Fullmetal Alchemist

"Hey, I gotta question for ya. You've seen a lot of horror movies, yeah?" - Dean
"Yeah, I guess so." - Kat
"Do me a favor. Next time you see one, pay attention. When someone says a place is haunted, don't go in." - Dean, Supernatural

Story Quotes

These are quotes from stories that I've been working on. Hope you think they're funny!

“Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off until further notice.” – Taylor (to Sam), "In The Shadows"

"You just blew up the chemistry lab!!" - Katie
"Yeah, and your point would be...?" - Annora
"Well, I always thought that you'd have to actually take chemistry before you blew something up." - Katie
"Katie, I am in chemistry. Do us both a favor and don't tell my teacher, ever. She'll never let me near a Bunsen burner again if she knew that I used one like a Molotov cocktail." - Annora, "What One May Never See"

“I am all in favor of dethroning the Porcelain God right now, seeing as I’ve been worshipping him far more than necessary today.” – Kit (after getting sick), "A Twist In Fate"

"Hughes has spotted you. He is armed with photos of his family. Obvious exits: None." - Ed, "What One May Never See"

“Wow, we’ve got breaking headlines today.” – Taylor (after coming back to the hotel room with breakfast and the paper)
“Why, what does it say?” – Dean
“‘Police Station Toilet Stolen: Cops have nothing to go on’. Man, it sounds like we really need to look into that.” (looks up at Dean and grins) “You’ve gotta admit, you walked right into that one.” – Taylor (Sam snickers loudly)
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, very funny. Now what does it really say?” – Dean (rolls eyes)
“Read it yourself and find out.” – Taylor (tosses the newspaper at him), "In The Shadows"

“Number One: No, I am NOT a girl. Number Two: I hate Edward. Number Three: I am a manipulative bastard. I like me that way. Number Four: I would not love this ‘Mary Sue’ you speak of. I might eat her though.” – Envy (to Katie)

"I'm not a pyro! I just like fire, a lot! Especially for destructive purposes!"- Lexi, "Intertwining Fate"

"If only stupidity was a fatal disease..." - Ed, "What One May Never See"

"What the hell is wrong with you?" - Keith (to Naruto), "Lost on the Road of Life"

“You know what, I’ve finally figured this out; You’re insane.” – Will
“And proud of it!” – Lexi “Intertwining Fate”

“I don’t take orders and I don’t deliver death wishes. If you wish to die, kill yourself.” – Taylor (to a ghost), "In The Shadows"

"Warning: Psychotic short, blonde creature on the loose!" - Annora (after giving Ed a monster), "What One May Never See"

“No, that is not a monk. That’s a cold-blooded killer wearing a monk’s robe!” – Gojyo
“But he’s got a scripture… doesn’t that mean something?” – Kit
“It just shows that the gods have a sick sense of humor.” – Gojyo, "A Twist In Fate"

“Dean, I can hear you chuckling evilly to yourself. Stop it.” – Sam, "In The Shadows"

“You’re wiser than your friend.” – Dante
“Only when it comes to avoiding pain and associating with common criminals.” – Annora
“Is that what you think of me? That I’m nothing more than a common criminal?” – Dante
“Considering the fact that you’re responsible for murdering hundreds, maybe thousands of people, an unqualified yes.” – Annora
“Regrettably, it was necessary.” – Dante
“I can’t recall a single justification for cold-bloodedly cutting short the lives of innocent men, women, and children.” – Annora
“Why should you lose sleep over a few deaths when millions all over the world die from disease, famine, and war?” – Dante
“It was the way I was brought up. My mother taught me that life was a gift. It’s a pity that yours neglected to do the same.” – Annora
“Life is a commodity, nothing more. People are like old tools that are used and then thrown away, or destroyed when they have no more purpose. At least with those that I used to create the Stone, they were able to serve some purpose besides that of dying and lie in the ground rotting.” – Dante "In the End"

"Are you always this annoying, or am I just an exception?" - Erin (to Kakashi), "Lost on the Road of Life"

"If nobody's perfect, then hi, my name's Nobody." - Katie, "What One May Never See"

“To err is human… to really fuck things up requires a computer.” – Kit, "A Twist In Fate"

"Don't kill in public, don't kill in public, do not kill in public. Do it later and make it look like an accident." - Erin, "Lost On the Road of Life"

“If you want to act like a rabid dog, then by god, I’ll put you down like one.” – Taylor (aiming a shotgun at Gordon), "In The Shadows"

"Write your will sucker! Here comes the Red Baron!" - Annora, "This Is How It's Gonna End"

“Are you always this insane?” – Ed (to Katie)
“Does God have two sons?”- Katie
“He only has one, idiot!” – Annora, "What One May Never See"

“Do you ever use anything in that head of yours besides your terminal stupidity?” – Sanzo, "A Twist In Fate"

“Evil tends to triumph over good… unless good is very, very sneaky.” – Keith, "Lost On the Road of Life"

“Well, it looks like I’m gonna have to follow Ethan’s philosophy on fighting.” – Annora
“And what’s that?” – Katie
“When all else fails, blow shit up.” – Annora, "What One May Never See"

“If you’re running away from somebody, don’t go down the dark alley…” – Dean (groaned in annoyance), "In The Shadows"

“We need to come up with a way to get out of here! Is there anything I can do to help?” – Naruto
“Stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.” – Keith, "Lost On the Road of Life"

“There is no need for you to prove that you exist, because, very soon, you won’t.” – Ruby (to Taylor), "In The Shadows"

“You have the alcohol tolerance of a sparrow.” – Sanzo (to Kit, after they went out to a bar)
“No, I have the alcohol tolerance of a gerbil… a bulimic gerbil… which is also why I don’t drink more than a beer or two. I’d much rather not have a ‘Coyote Ugly’ night, thank you very much.” – Kit (as Sanzo helps her walk without stumbling)
“A ‘Coyote Ugly’ night? What the hell is that?” – Sanzo
“It’s where you get absolutely plastered, and then wake up next to someone really fuckin’ ugly the next morning.” – Kit, "A Twist In Fate"

Upcoming Stories

8/29/07: Okay, so the totally awesome Lost and Never Found and I have created a fan fic called Black Toe-shoes and Rabid Fandom It's pretty cool, so check it out if you want to. I promise that it won't interfere with the updating of What One May Never See.

Character Discriptions

What One May Never See

Annora:

Hair: Honey-brown, about waist length

Eyes: Brown

Height: About 5'6

Age: 16

Mary-Sue Test Score: 12 points - The Non-Sue. Your character is a well-developed, balanced person, and is almost certainly not a Mary-Sue. Congradulations!

Ethan:

Hair: Sandy brown, is a little longer than a buzz cut

Eyes: Hazel, more green than brown

Height: Little over 6'1

Age: 20

Katie:

Hair: Black, about mid-back in length

Eyes: Yellow-green (kind of like Hughes's eyes)

Height: 5'4

Age: 16

Lost on the Road of Life

Erin:

Hair: Mostly reddish gold, with a bit of light brown thrown into the mix, starts out at about mid-back in length

Eyes: Greenish hazel, with a little more green than brown

Height: Just under 5'6

Age: 19

Keith:

Hair: Reddish gold, same color as Erin's, messy and copped just above the ears

Eyes: Greenish gold, more gold than green

Height: 4'11, almost 5'0

Age: 12

Tyler:

Hair: Dark brown, cut shorter than Keith's

Eyes: Hazel

Height: 6'2

Age: 24

Jess:

Hair: Bright red

Eyes: Blue

Height: 5'8

Age: 19, almost 20

A Twist In Fate

Kit:

Hair: Brown, goes a little past her shoulderblades when up in a ponytail

Eyes: Blue

Height: 5'5

Age: 21

Occupation: A computer animation artist for a video game company

Mary-Sue Test Score: 11 points - The Non-Sue. Your character is a well-developed, balanced person, and is almost certainly not a Mary-Sue. Congradulations!

Nathan:

Hair: Black

Eyes: Green

Height: 6'1

Age: 26

Occupation: Manager for a construction company

In The Shadows

Taylor:

Hair: Light brown, almost waist-length

Eyes: Hazel (they have just enough green and gold thrown in to not qualify as brown)

Height: 5'7, almost 5'8

Age: 23, almost 24

Occupation: College student, going to graduate at the end of the fall semester of '09

Mikey:

Hair: Red, kind of shaggy, but not very long

Eyes: Blue-green (the color changes depending on what he's wearing, ie. if he's wearing green, the green in his eyes is more noticable than the blue)

Height: 6'5

Age: 30

Occupation: Sports Medicine (mostly he specalizes in football injuries, but he also treats other athletes too)