Ferris Ulf's Profile

Okay kiddies, we've got some bad news. Our computer crashed and erased EVERYTHING. Lost a lot of my notes, songs saved for beginnings of chapters, and the next chapter for As I Fall that was about 80 percent complete. I'm rewriting it, but am about to update a Crimson chapter. Sorry for the delay! I am Not enjoying this. And no, I do not back up my files anywhere. I'm a procrastinator. I would say I've learned a valuable lesson from this but who am I really kidding? I'm working hard to re-write the lost part of AIF and will hopefully update it soon! Please be more patient than usual with me!

Ferris

pen name: Ferris Ulf (duh)

e-mail: ferrisulf@yahoo.com

(feel free to email me! I'm fine with just chatting away and such. .)

Age: 21

birth date: 2/4/88

gender: the opposite of male

country: USA

religion:none of your beeswax

Hobbies:

Sketching

Swimming (a lot)

Playing with dog and pet snake! (Squeee!)

Reading (mostly fantasy/adventure. I hates sappy romances! Bleh!)

Writing fan fics (obviously) .

giggling at adorable foreign accents

Favorite Books:

Harry Potter series

Artemis Fowl series

LOTR's trilogy (Whoot whoot!)

The Chaneysville Incident

Good Omens (I HIGHLY recommend this! British humor! LOL)

The Chronicles of Chrestomanci

The Mousetrap (technically it's a play, but I have it in a book so "neh!")

Sherlock Holmes stories

Dracula (a MUST read, peoples!)

As I Lay Dying (ROFL!)

That Wild Berries Should Grow

The Pianist (true story)

(...and many more!)

Favorite Movies:

LOTR's, baby! (I luffles the books too!)

The Princess Bride

Stardust (more british homur! Love it!)

The Emperor's New Groove

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Airplane!

While You Were Sleeping

Jurassic Park (ONLY the first one! The other two suck!)

Life is Beautiful (Italian film)

The Mummy

Ice Age

O Brother, Where Art Thou? (cackles)

The Pianist (read the book too! True story)

Get Smart

Hairspray

(etc etc etc...)

Anime/Manga lovelies:

Black Cat: ONLY the manga! The anime SUCKS! It totally changed the plotline and is horrid! READ THE MANGA!! (Charden! XD Sooo hot! Oh, gotta love Creed too! . Little psychopath that he is...)

Death Note: Love love LOVE L!! He's so awesome! -goosh- If you're going to watch the anime watch the Japanese with subtitles. The english version does not do it justice. This is one of the most clever, fun, dark, and intricate plot lines I've ever seen! Definitely recommend! (not for the squeamish)

Rurouni Kenshin: the entire manga plus the part of the anime involving the Shishio incidents..after that it completely goes haywire (Saito rocks!) =D

Yugioh!: Would you believe it?--I haven't read the manga! lol (Yami Baku's the best! Need I say more?)

Monochrome Factor: Am currently reading it, so don't ruin it for me! Go Shirogane! XD Squee!

As a note: If you're a Yugioh fan, you'll LOVE any of the spoofs done by Little Kuriboh. He's a GOD! XDXDXD I watch some of those on youtube whenever I'm feeling down. I highly recommend the Christmas special, Marik's evil council meeting, and Yugioh: the Abridged movie! ROFL!!) XDXDXD

Okay So I just discovered all these cool sayings found on tee-shirts! Gotta love it:

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.”

Your dreams have been answered: I’m here!”

Everyone has the right to be stupid. But you’re abusing the privilege.”

“Good morning is an oxymoron.”

“Selective listener.”

“I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.”

“First the good news—I made bail...”

“I may not be right, but I can sure sound like it.”

“Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!”

“Give me Ambiguity or give me something else.”

“You can’t scare me—I have a two year old.”

“I have no idea what I’m doing out of bed.”

“You don’t get a body like this by working out!”

“I came. I saw. I duct taped.”

“I’m Bob. Your not...Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah...”

“With a body like this who needs hair!”

“I don’t want to. I don’t have to. You can’t make me. I’m Retired.”

“I’m retired, you’re not—nah-nah-nah!”

“Please don’t interrupt me when I’m talking to myself.”

“You name it. I’m allergic to it.”

“I have my faults, but being wrong ain’t one of them.”

“Just be happy I’m not a twin.”

“Lead me not into Temptation, I can do that myself.”

“I’m Not Bald. Heavy thinking burned my hair off.”

“CAUTION: You are in the “WHATEVER” zone.”

“I am not ANTI-SOCIAL. I’m just not real friendly.”

“No need to yell. I still won’t listen.”

“I can walk on water as long as it’s frozen.”

“PMS: Purchase More Shoes.”

“I’m Retired. Go around me.”
“What is the speed of dark?”

“What part of MOOOOOOOHAAHAAHAA don’t you understand?”

“I never make mistakes. I thought I did once. But I was mistaken.”

“Selective listener.”

“dain bramaged.”

“If it weren’t for you, I’d be a different person. Maybe even happy.”

“Too many people with solutions Are The Problem.”

“I’d listen to you but ignoring you is so much easier.”

“Don’t just applaud, THROW MONEY!”

“Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.”

“Gardeners tend to soil their pants.”

“Powered by Ice Cream.”

“It’s uncredible how well I am at grammer.”

“You see three branches of government. I see firewood.”

“Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?”

“I have multiple personalities and none of them like you.”

“Let’s hope intelligent life exists in space. I’m so lonely here.”

“Instant Human: Just add coffee.”

“You’re not bothering me. It’s way beyond that.”

“Who are you and why are you reading my shirt?”

“Yo Fish, Bite Me.”

“When all else fails—manipulate the data.”

“I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!”

“Jesus loves you (But I’m Hs favorite!)

“They say I have A.D.D but they just don’t understand. Oh look! A chicken!”

“Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for thou art crunchy and taste good with katsup.”

“Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a Q-tip again!”

“If you can’t stand the heat, don’t tickle the dragon.”

“Can we declare a snow day?”

“National Sarcasm Society. (Like we need your support.)”

Favorite Sayings:

Never moon a werewolf.

I smile because you're my sister. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it.

Do not disturb the dust. It protects the furniture.

I'm having a nervous breakdown. I've worked hard for it. I deserve it, and no one's going to deprive me of it!

Top ten reasons I procrastinate: 1.

Be careful when lending money to your friends. It can destroy their memory!

You can only go halfway into the darkest forest; then you are coming out the other side. (chinese proverb)

Hope--that bubbling ingredient in life which is like carbonation in a drink, giving it zest, keeping it in motion, always pushing it up.-- DePree

Many things are opened by mistake, but none so frequently as the mouth.

What's true of biology is also true of faith. If it isn't growing, it's probably dead.

Part of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.

Truth is to politicians as Kryptonite is to Superman.

It's like taking cows from a baby. (my friend)

Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be. --Thomas Kempis

Become the kind of person you can live with for the rest of your life.

Those who think they know everything annoy all of us who do.

We have just enough religion to make us hate one another but not enough to make us love one another.

This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a whimper.--T.S. Eliot

I enjoy the silence in a church before the service more than any sermon.

Put that tootsie roll away right now before I shove it up your nose and laugh while you can't breathe. (one of my teachers).

Eat right. Exercise. Die anyway.

Sear no krava biel no mielko dava-ah!

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. Kathleen Norris

Most new discoveries are suddenly-seen things that were always there. (Susanne Langer)

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I would be the one at the bottom to catch them.

A ship at harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are built for.

What you dislike in another, take care to correct in yourself.

You are what you think about. (LOL)

Merely going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

When men speak ill of you, live so that no one will believe them.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

The happiness of every country depends upon the character of its people rather than the form of its government.

It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.

Enjoy the little things. Once day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Most people don't mind criticism as long as it's about someone else. (Susan Wiener)

An apology is a good way to have the last word.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice. --Bill Cosby

I always wanted to be the last guy on earth just to see if all those women were lying to me.--Ronnie Shaker

It's not that I'm afraid to die; I just don't want to be there when it happens--Woody Allen

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.--Sam Levenson

Fish and visitors smell in three days.--Ben Franklin

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend.--Ben Franklin

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. --Ben Franklin

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. --Mark Twain

I wonder how much it would take to buy a soap bubble if there was only one in the world. --Mark Twain

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. --Voltaire

Go buss a shoat. (look up the vocab for this one, peoples)

You're such a snast. (a snast is "the burnt end of a candle", but when you call someone a snast it sounds like an insult. Try it. Tis fun) XD

It smells like green.(my friend)

We come into this world crying while others rejoice. Live your life so that when you leave this world others cry while you rejoice.

People need love, especially when they don't deserve it.

The best way to a man's heart is through his chest.

It matters not what you are thought to be, but what you are.

If your absence doesn't make any difference then your presence won't either.

Don't worry about opposition. Remember, a kite rises against the wind, not with the wind.--Hamilton Mabie

Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses--Alphonse Karr

Guzitsa!

(Irish toast) This is where our money goes; this is why we wear old clothes. So let's tip 'er up and down she goes!

A little blurble I wrote a while back on religion:

Is it so incredibly hard to understand? What drives every people throughout the history of our majestic orb to "create" a being or beings that created all? There is no explanation for us being here; therefore, we must prove it somehow, for we are humans; as humans, we do not like it when something remains a mystery, when some midnight curtain envelopes us and hides our eyes from the light. We are curious creatures. We must see, hear, breathe, touch, and taste all. Nothing should be mysterious or unclear to us. We need all of the answers. We should have all of the answers...but as the confused beings of the earth there must be Someone who knows all; Someone who created all. We need to feel security, that Someone is taking care of our needs and has a plan for us. But, of course, everyone else's Someone is just a dream. A whisper. A lie. Every people believes they "possess" the one true Someone or Someones. And so we argue amongst ourselves, for we are humans, and one must triumph. Then there are those of us who do not see...or perhaps we do see, while the rest remain blind...suffocating in their own dreams...deafened by their own whispers...believing their own lies...