OMFG, I'm a horrible freaking author! I'm sorry, I'm trying :( I do have some good news though! I'm pregnant! Tis true, I shall soon have a little Lost Boy or Girl all of my own. Exciting! Am working on something for all of you and will hopefully have something soon. :D

I'm begining to think I should stop losing my flashdrive...

Ok, totally not my fault, I've done gone and lost my flashdrive!! And I know what you're thinking, why didn't she back up her files?! Well, I did, so ha! Sadly, the files I left on my mom's computer are old. Like, really old, three-chapters-missing old. However, I think that I know where it is. Bad news, the place is unavailible to me for a few more days. :sob: Now I'm going to have to write to Cass and apologize. As for all you others, I send out a big SORRY!! and a PLEASE DON'T HATE ME! OR THROW TOMATOS (you know who you are... :glares at the offenders:)

Yay, I have a laptop again:glomps laptop: Oh, how I missed you...

Sorry. Well, since I've got people asking for more of Believe (well, one person), I think I shall update that one next. Just for Cass. Yay me! Now I'm going to answer reviews from my Voldie story... Meh, might actually write a New Years chapter. But I've already done fireworks... and drinking... What else is there? Ooo, I know! Wait, I can't tell you up here, it would give everything away!

(Sorry, am sick with a head cold that is making me loopy.)

I'm such a narf. I'm sorry! I have basically no access to a computer with word processor or the internet. So, no updates. Plus, I hate my job. Oh, and I got a hedgehog. It's albino and everyone says he looks evil but I like him. Except he bites me sometimes. Sorry, off track. Well, since I've been threatened (again), I guess that means I'll have to steal my mummys computer. Poo.

So I finally cranked out the next chapter of SIAS. Happy:D

I know I said all stories are on hold, but I couldn't help myself and out came 'Believe.' I'm working on updating!!

Ok, I know you're wondering why I haven't updated. I'm sorry, but right now all stories are on hold until further notice. Life is kicking me in the butt right now and it's really hard to fight back when you're chained to a wall. Also, 'Say It Ain't So' will be moved to another site following the next chapter update. I know, horrifying. Allow me to explain why. The girls have gotten out of hand. They moved in and took over and there is no stopping them. Ya'll should know that by now. It's becoming less and less D/G. So, I'll let you know where it's being moved to with the next update and if you want to keep reading it, leave you're email in a review and I'll send you update notices. Heck, I might even move it back here, though not in the D/G section. I'll keep you posted.

Here's something I've stolen from Nival Vixen, mostly because I'm the same way when it comes to the following...

Ok... I'm going to list a few of my pet hates... Just in case no one can tell what they are by now...

1) people that don't use proper grammar and punctuation when it is OBVIOUS!
2) people that write less than three words in a review
3) people that complain but don't leave a REASON for it!
4) people that are happy, hyper, chirpy and cheerful when you're depressed... also when it's early in the morning and you haven't had enough sleep - that is ANNOYING!

LINKS!

http://www.myspace.com/pissoffyoupooftah

http://gonegothic.com/profile.php?user=just-a-statistic

http://goddessof-humor.livejournal.com/

http://my-silver-on-you.bebo.com

A specific advanced group from the years 6's and 7's are taken to the amazon forest and put into groups. They have an Elemental/earthly magic that helps themin the dangers of the forest.

Ginny and Draco (of course!) are in one group with someone called Thomas and an OC (I think it's those two, but it could be Luna and Thomas).

Ginny and her group get lost in the Amazon and she and Draco get split up from the other two. D&G get kidnapped by these Oompa Loompa type beings and Draco turns into a white tiger. Narcissa goes into the Amazon to help them and negotiates with the Oompa Loompas. She has this power that allows her to know exactly where in the world she is (cool power!) and Tonks is in there somewhere.

Don't quote me on this, but I was positive that the title or summary had the word 'ordeal' in it, but as I've checked every way you can possibly search for it on here, I think that I might have just been seeing things... :shrug:

Also at the last count I remember I think the story had 45 chapters... Or around there...

Review reply for Jayava:

Aw, thanks. I love Tamora's books. She is, like, a goddess. You've never met any Tammy fans? You do know there is an entire section devoted to here on ff.net, right? Miri and Evin (and I'm not sure if that's really how you spell his name)... First appeared in Wild Magic... And Evin made a cameo appearance in... Squire, I believe. Which is your favorite book?

Got a review reply for avvyava94 for the story How to annoy Lord Voldiekins 101: Chapter 30 (since the email address didn't work):

Greetings!

Yes, Texas is great (born and bred there!). But since I just love to annoy the poo out of my family (big Longhorn fans) I find it hilarious to go for OU... Plus, that shade of orange really is ugly in my opinion. Too burnt looking... And don't even get me started on B-b-b-b... don't make me say his name... Too many nightmares...

How 'bout them Rangers?

From my sweet reviewers:

Darth Vyper: Thanks for your review ! And also thanks for planning to recommend it to your reviewers . I really liked your Voldemort story , so I put it in my favourite story list. Anyway , I'll review your story once I've finished replying to all my reviewers , so be patient and wait for my review , ok ? I also visited your profile and the idiot who wrote that letter to you should really swallow a bag of sewage waste for all I care because I personally do not see the harm in posting a list if it entertains people , so keep writing your parodies because I'll be supporting you !

I'm sure there are other ones, but I'm too lazy to look for them. Anyone else who sends me reviews/PM's/review replies/etc that are really nice like that, I'll probably put them up. Gee, I can't spell tonight.

Replies to hateful anonymous reviewers:

"Ways to Annoy Voldemort: I had originally just posted the list of ways to annoy him, but it was pointed out to me (rudely, several times) that list are not allowed on Come to find out, the guy was right, LISTS ARE NOT ALLOWED!" Yes, you dumb crapper, if you had read the goddamn rules you would have known that before posting the shit! You think this being pointed out to you is rude? No, what's rude is your fucking attitude that you don't need to bother with the goddamn rules, you little pissant!

Wow, I mean this person has to really not like me, 'cause they reviewed another story of mine just to tell me how stupid I am. That's dedication, people! I appreciate the criticism, because that's something important to all people, authors included. However, I have a reply to my not-so-much-a-fan (should they ever visit my profile again):

Well, thank you for taking the time out of your oh-so-busy-schedule to tell me how much I suck. I really appreciate it. Reviews, whether they be good or bad, are good for the soul. However, just have to ask. Why do you have such a grudge against me? What did I do so wrong that you had to hide behind an anonymous name? If you know the rules so well... no, never mind about that. Yes, I did read the rules. However, at the time, I was heavily medicated, so I guess I just didn't understand them enough to please you. After conversing with my friend Napolean, she told me to tell you that you're right and to become your friend because you sound somewhat intelligent (her words, not mine). I don't know if I'm the one who should be insulted, or if you're the one. Anyways, back to what I was saying. Now, first, I do agree that you are right in some ways. But I'm not dumb, nor a crapper, nor a pissant. Also, I didn't mean that it was rude that it was pointed out to me, just that the way the person informed me was rude. He/she didn't politely mention it or even just say it, they were quite adamant about pointing out how stupid I was and such. Now, I ask for forgiveness for whatever it was that I did to make you hate me so much and offer my hand in friendship.

(for Naughty Teachers):

Spymaster E:

If the title is supposed to be diseaving why is it rated "M", huh?

Um, if you would have actually READ the story, you would have found out that the story doesn't center around them being teachers. There's other things. Please, read the ENTIRE story before you review with something stupid like that. Oh, and learn to spell if you're going to insult me.

Hey, I read your response to my review on your profile. I can spell, and it was extremely idiotic of you to say, "learn to spell moron" when I mispelled only one word, you stupid grammar Nazi. I was just asking you a question. If you are to immature to handle a simple question, blow me. All in all, you should learn to grow up.

I'm only reviewing this chapter to finish my other incomplete review. How dare you ask me to learn to spell, I spelt ONE word wrong. I spell much better than you do on your profile and actually punctuate in my reviews, so don't go
throwing stones when you live in glass house. Oh, and I didn't insult, I asked a simple question. That other flamer, "anatte"
insulted you and were mature about, which only suggests that you are a ridiculous person who can't tell the difference between and insult and a question.

1/10/07: I'm going to tell you this right now... I am very tired, as I'm now coming down from a most excellent adrinalane high eailer this evening... morning... yesterday evening. Something like that. So anything that doesn't make sense right here and now might make sense in a week when I finally go to sleep and get some rest. I'll spell check later. I can barely friggin' stay awake. Don't know why I have to write this now, but there you go.

I'm terribly sorry about being such a bitch. I was probably in a bad mood and took it out on you/your review. I reread my reply and I don't see where I wrote 'learn to spell moron' and I promise I didn't erase anything. Well, actually, I took most of the things off of here and put them on my LJ. All the misspellings in those weren't my fault. That was a copy and paste job, for the most part. I probably did make a couple of mistakes in the parts I actually wrote myself (so few that they are). I really don't appriciate the whole 'Nazi' comment either. If I were Jewish, I would be very pissed off. I'm not, but still. I'm sorry that my slight grammar OCD angered you.

Wait a tick. I don't live in a glass house...

2/1/07:

Hey, for chapter 1, the name "Proffessor Hanks" that you can't remember. Her name is "Tonks". Thought you should know.

Sorry if the Nazi comment offended you. I've seen worse grammar freaks and you aren't one of them. And I know you don't live in a glass house. That's an expression.

No, actually, I choose the name Hanks to tease my friend Nepolean. Hehe. I can see where you might get confused, though. I didn't realize how simular the names looked until just now.

Eh, we all have our bad days. I get them, too. And it's 'would.' I understand about not being able to spell everything properly. I can't always spell right, though sometimes I misspell words purposely to see if people catch them. It's funner that way :-D I also use words that arn't "real" words, a.k.a. in the dictionary. And I'm sorry that you had to read that story. Horrible, innit? So, we're friends now?

Meh, didn't really get under my skin too much. Takes a lot more than that to make me get twitchy. And I know it's an expression, I was just being a smart ass. 'Tis my nature.

PLEASE, IF YOU'RE GOING TO ASK ME A QUESTION, LEAVE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS SO I CAN REPLY TO YOU. It's utterly stupid to ask a question, then not leave a way for said question to be answered. COMMON SENSE, PEOPLE!

Lets see...

Age: 20

Sex: female

Where I live: Well, I was living in Never Neverland, but then Napolean invaded and I left, cuz she's an effin' pansy. So I moved to Narnia, but Peter got on my nerves. So from there it was on to Tortall. However, after awhile, Jon started being a prat. So I moved back home to Texas.

Other information: slightly mental, luv Peter Pan, I HATE STUPID PEOPLE, and, yes, I do sleep with a teddy bear named Eddy Bear. He's gray and soft and has a red ribbon tied around his neck and my niece steals him from me all the time.

Want to know more? Visit any of the links above. Gonegothic has a great picture of me.

My stories:

Harry Potter:

Naughty Teachers: Hate the title, but it's not a bad fic... or so they tell me... Is now COMPLETE with a horrible ending.

Only He Understands Her Pain: By far the smuttiest, most drug filled thing I've written. But I like it. The title has been changed to Say it ain't so because I didn't like the other title.

Ways to Annoy Voldemort: I had originally just posted the list of ways to annoy him, but it was pointed out to me (rudely, several times) that list are not allowed on fanfiction.net. Come to find out, the guy was right, LISTS ARE NOT ALLOWED! Go figure, right? Well, one reviewer asked if she could write the story to go along with the list and who am I to deny people a few chuckles? However, this one also got deleted. It's now called 'Annoying Voldemort: The T.V. Series' Currently, there has been a title change. It's now called How to annoy Lord Voldie-kins 101.

Kiss Me, Kill Me: Co-written by Napolean and is also under her SN so go check it out!

A Remembered Tomorrow: Was suppose to only be a one-shot, but people were wanting to know how Draco died, so will probably be expanded.

Addicted: Heeheehee, a little story about Ginny and Draco's addiction... to gummy bears?

My Super Sweet Sixteen: Oneshot about Ginny's sixteenth birthday. Fluffy like a bunny...

HP and Weasel Stomping Day: A really stupid story. See what happens when you watch Robot Chicken?

All I need is one shot: A series of oneshots in which Ginny purses Draco... for once...

Pretty Girl: Song Fic to Sugarcult's Pretty Girl. Just something I needed to get out...

Pirates of the Carribean:

Jack and The Missing Rum: Total randomness. Something I came up with late one night and was (sadly) encouraged to keep updating.

Labyrinth:

Watching You: Was suppose to be a serious story, but we all know I can't write those! So now it's kinda a goofy story.

Greek Mythology:

Believe: A story about Apollo and a mysterious girl...

Fav pairings?

Harry Potter:

Draco/Ginny (is there any other?)

Hermoine/Severus (don't hate!)

Seamus/me (back off bitches, he's mine!)

Blaise/Luna

Draco/Harry (if it's well written... and smutty)

Harry/Pansy

Draco/Ginny/Blaise

Pirates of the Carribean:

Will/Elizabeth

Jack/Anamaria

Labyrinth:

Jareth/Sarah (duh)

Tamora Pierce:

Alanna/George (they were made for each other!)

Kel/Dom

Diane/Numair

Aly/Natwat

Miri/Evin

Buri/Raoul

Tris/Brair

Danny Phantom:

Danny/me (haha, he's mine too!)

Hated parings?

Harry/Hermione

Ron/Hermoine

Ginny/Harry

Draco/Hermoine (execpt Salt in your wounds cuz it was just too sad and well written)

Alanna/Jon (cuz he's a jerk)

Kel/Neal

Kel/Joren

Erm, that's it.

So, I've recently become interested :cough:obsessed:cough: with Draco/Ginny/Blaise stories. If you know any good ones, let me know! Here's the good ones I've read (and stole from Nival Vixen, who, I think, reads my profile about as much as I read hers... sadly...):

Unexpected by dracademented

Die to Live by mell8

Acumen and Disparity by AirmidM (actually, she has several different D/G/B fics...)

Till Kingdom Come by My Kingdom (and she needs to finish it!!)

DGB Untitled by tkmoore

:sits calmly and waits for Nival Vixen to write a D/G/B story, because everyone knows that she will eventually: And it's called Evil Thou Art

Ok, you know what I hate? When people call Ginny 'Virginia.' Such an ugly name! (My apologies for any one named Virginia) I can understand if it's one of those older fics where they didn't know her name. For those of you who don't know, it's Ginevra Molly Weasley. You know, the girl who's secretly dating Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini at the same time. Com'on people!

End of rant

Ok, new rant.

Another pet peeve: People who put 'read and review' at the end of a chapter. Um, hello, it's the end! Most likely, they've already read the chapter. Morons. And people who put in the summary of their story 'first fic!' I won't usually read those fics because those people, too, are idiots. Or morons, whichever you prefer.

End of rant

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