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Colonel Bastard
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since: 09-28-05, id: 904701, Profile edited: 07-20-08
Author has written 1 story for Fullmetal Alchemist.

First Name: Angalee (but I go by CB or Colonel B.)

Sex: Female

Last Name: Who the hell are you?!

Age: Repeat: Who the hell are you?

Occupation: Middle School Student :D

Favorite Movie: Too many to name, but POTC is one.

Favorite Anime:

Inuyasha

YuYu Hakusho

FullMetal Alchemist

Azumanga Daioh

Favorite Manga:

Fruits Basket

FullMetal Alchemist

Favorite Video Game:

Pokémon Diamond Version/Crystal Version

Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team

Nintendogs (XD)

Kingdom Hearts

Super Smash Bros. Melee

Favorite TV Show: Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Favorite Color: What kind of dumb question is that?! If you must know, I don't know, myself.

Favorite Shippings: JeanxScieszka (FMA), Alwin(FMA), SessxKag(IY), KuramaxBotan (YYH), KyoxTohru(Fruits Basket), Clingyshipping/DiamondxDamion (yes, shounen-ai. Don't look at me like that! It's too cute to resist!) (Pokémon D/P)

Pet Peeves: Elricest (damn perverts! They're brothers, and they are probably perfectly straight!), my lack of photographic memory (-draws a picture then looks at reference- That's not what it looks like at all!)

My name is Angalee -OMITTED- and I'm just some random fanfic reader..! I will never, ever, ever post a story on here, so don't think I will. My favorite characters are Al, Roy, and Jean from FMA, Miroku and Sesshoumaru from Inuyasha, Kyo and Momiji from Fruits Baskets, and that's all I can think of at the time. I live in -OMITTED-, -OMITTED which is in the beautiful United States of America. -waves American flag-

"They mis-underestimated me." - George W. Bush

"Shut the heck up, life is not one big Disney Channel Original Movie!" - Myself

"Spacious." - Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, Torinn

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Kidzbop sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile

If you think High School Musical was a crappy movie, copy this and paste it in your profile

If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) And proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (except I'm not crazy, I'm INSANE!)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the toucans should just screw the goddamned 'fruity treasure' and go home, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten high on sugar, copy and paste on your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Pinkpelt, Lolita of the Damned, Colonel Bastard

If you believe that self-inserts deserve a fair and equal chance at being treated as nicely as other stories do, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't believe in copying and pasting, please don't copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can spout a random Full Metal Alchemist character (any character) quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Rock Paper Scissors solves everything, then put this in your profile!

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

I think 'Masaya x Ichigo 'fluff' should be called 'lint' instead of fluff, because you can't do anything with lint except throw it out; and everyone hates that couple.
Lint comes from the dryer. Masaya's personality is rather dry.
And thirdly, lint can cause fires if left in the dryer, and the lint try is never emptied, and the M x I paring causes many flames to come to you.
If you agree with me that M x I 'fluff' should be called 'lint', copy and paste this to your profile.



1. Helpful Constructive Criticism reviews
With his newfound access to the internet and a bit of curiosity, Ed discovers fanfiction. But sometimes curiosity kills the cat. One-shot. T for mild language and sexual references. First fic.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-30-08 - Published: 5-30-08
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