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Hidden Ninja Socks
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since: 09-29-05, id: 905018, Profile edited: 08-13-08
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Author has written 2 stories for Mortal Kombat, and Warhammer.

The Orks of Tam'urt-

This is my newest fan fiction, and I am regularly posting more chapters. I now have internet again, so no more lump posting - it'll be chapter by chapter hopefully at least once a week (depending on how busy I am).

(31JUL08)Wanna know what things were buzzing around my head while I'm writing my Ork story? Or you would perhaps just like to know some weird stuff? Well come back to my profile soon; I'm preparing a list of things such as who certain characters were inspired by, refrences in the story to real songs and other real life refrences, random facts, an Ork army list for some of the Orks (stats etc), and some links to character art I'm making. (when I say come back soon, I mean gimme a couple of weeks...)

The Orks of Tam'urt - Factoids!

Yes, I'm bored and have a slight case of writters block (okay, so Ongrat requested a day off while he got over his irritable bowel syndrome... all those violent scenes left him with a gut full of WAAAAGH! energy to contend with). But here goes!

So... factoids... well, I'll start with anything I can remember! I'll try and group facts together by relevency to each other:

-Cezzy-Po sings "Don't Get Lost In Heaven" by the Gorillaz in chapta four.

- Brudz sings "Voodoo Child" by the Rogue Traders in chapta eight.

- I though I had a paragraph in the underground base where Sam hummed something, but I must have deleted it...

- "Tam'urt" was named after the town I live at (my town name isn't Tam'urt, but it's something similar).

- Squigsy was meant to be named Squiggy, but I decided Squiggy was a crap name (so I made a lame excuse to change it).

- The terrain is based on the Australian terrain (makes it easier for me to describe more accurately).

- Red things really do go faster. (lol)

- Mumzy is older than Gotshik.

- Some of the jokes are actually based on real events (but not all, obviously I've never once seen or played poker as violent as scar poka!)

- I remember the clans by colour because it's easier ("Blue ork dude! Black ork dude! Yeah, that red one! Oh wait, he's yellow! Brown ork dude that got splattered! Green? They're ALL green!")

- Om nom nom!

- "Say of Da Day" doesn't actually relate to the chapta in some weird subliminal way... it's just randomly there, because it can be.

- "Tankabell" was supposed to be "Tinkerbell" but, well, I just wouldn't have it.

Now for the shameless self promotion of my Ork art!

NEW - Mokka The Weirdboy Lineart: http://saiyan-frost.deviantart.com/art/Mokka-The-Weirdboy-Lineart-94715114

Ilgil The Weirdgirl: http://saiyan-frost.deviantart.com/art/Ilgil-The-Ork-Weirdgirl-Colour-92908147

Scene featuring Orlen + Brudz: http://saiyan-frost.deviantart.com/art/Destruction-At-Da-Mek-Workshop-93459072

How I epicly failed at inking the above image: http://saiyan-frost.deviantart.com/art/I-Try-2-Learn-Inkin-Orky-Orks-93458705

NEW - Well, it aint ork art, but it is warhammer 40K; some of my Tyranids I've painted: http://saiyan-frost.deviantart.com/art/My-Tyranids-94797767

Comming: Coloured version of Orlen+Brudz thing, Mokka coloured.

Giant Update - Spring Clean

As of 11AUG08 (my time... ) I have deleted EVERY fan fic besides my 2nd gem, The Orks of Tam'urt and a Mortal Kombat skit (because my Orks were feeling lonely). Why? Because the ones deleted sucked. Badly. And I wanted to start fresh. Gruntish (my halo comedy fan fic) is still up at my Deviantart account (see below for link), it was my first gem. If anything else gets put up here, it is because it has passed my new standards.

No more mary sues. No more trash that just popped into my head. If I post it, it's because I put 110 percent effort in.

Thank You For Reading. Now here's stuff I typed up: =B

Some of my fan fics have different roles; I write some for fun, I write others for genuine practice, and others I write in the aim of making something enjoyable for others to read. I often find that writing different types of fan fictions challenges me in deifferent ways which helps me to be able to write better. Leonarda Da Vinci didn't start painting master peices the first day he picked up a paint brush or pencil, after all. We all must start somewhere, just as he did.

Anime/Shows I like: (no particualr order here) House, Transformers (G1, BW, Armada), Gundam (SDGF, SD, Wing), Gokusen (subtitled), Wall Flower (subtitled), Ninja Scroll, That 70's Show, Mr. Bean, The Lateshow, and several other comedies.

Occupation: I am studying at TAFE, doing a Certificate IV in Aeroskills Mechanical. Should finish by mid November '08!

Pets: 2 ragdoll cats and a grey cat who's fat and EVIL (but mostly fat). I also have a rat who likes cake and donuts (... my fault).

Holy crud! I got accepted to join the Warhammer Online closed beta! WAAAGH! 12AUG08

My Fan Fictions

Gruntish: (at Deviantart only) http://saiyan-frost.deviantart.com/art/Grutish-Chapter-1-halo-fic-66781349 . My first ever fan fiction! All about Covenant Grunts and their friends on a Covenant space ship. Lots of humour! Currently (15DEC07) has 9 large chapters.

The Orks of Tam'urt: This is my most recent story. It's an adventure/humour based on the Warhammer 40K Orks and a handful of Imperial Gaurdsmen. With well over 80,000 words typed (not all of which has been uploaded to Fan Fiction just yet - that many words takes alot of editing!) it is by far my longest story ever. Will upload frequently (as in hopefully at least one chapter a week).

Immortal Kombat: BALETED!

Mortal Kombat Konquest: Ninjas N' Shit: Saved, to keep my Orks company (it kind of sucks but I can't bring myself to delete it... it's like having to put down an animal that's so ugly, it's just too cute).

Oddworld: Steefie's Charge: BALETED! (On DA as well, but likely to be deleted from there as well).

SD Gundam Force SS: BALETED! (On DA, left up for a couple of friends).

Transformers Teeny Boppers: BALETED! If you are one of the few people who I borrowed characters from, I can send you a copy if you want (but please don't repost it).




1. The Orks of Tam'urt » reviews
Four Orks leave their town to join up with their clans for yet another waagh!. The only problem is getting there! At the same time, three Imperial Guardsmen get sent down to the Ork infested planet as a punishment. Based on warhammer 40K.
Warhammer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,397 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-7-08 - Published: 6-18-08
2. Mortal Kombat Konquest: Ninjas N Shit » reviews
This is a parody of sorts… this is MK Conquest, my way…mwu ha ha ha. Ha. It’s designed to be funny, in its own, mortalkombaty way. Also note it may not follow any story line you’ve ever heard of… like since when did Sub Zero own an Icecream van? Since thi
Mortal Kombat - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-4-07 - Published: 2-23-07
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