If you're reading this profile, you'd learn by now, that... I'm an Dick, it's true, and i won't lie about that fact..

Now take into consideration on why you're actually here... looking... at this- oh, i see, you're here to reply back to me because of something i've said about your horrible fanfiction... yeah... well too bad about that, becuase there's no chance in hell you're getting my email address, and even if you do, who's to say i'm gonna actually take time out of my day to read it? So please do me a favor, take the criticism like you would a backhanded slap to the face by a middle-aged trailer trash man in a wife-beater,and chill. one little criticism/flame isn't going to kill you. in fact, it'll make you stronger because you'll try to prove me wrong.

OH- and another thing...

None of you f#ckers own any of these characters/places/things/etc, so please put a disclaimer in the beginning of the story before somebody gets sued.

Now the reasons behind why i'm a dick...i don't really have a reason... but if you want one, i'll give it to you...

Ahem...A great philosopher once said... and I quote... hmmm maybe i should make this politically correct...

replace these (_ ) words with @$$holes, P#ssies and dicks, fck and sh!t. I put them with the appropriate letter. if you feel like deciphering it, or you could watch team america.

"(cats:P) don't like (cheney's:D), because(kittens:P) get(ee-awe:F) by (johnsons:D). But(wang's:D) also(screw:F )(donkeys:A):(bush:A) that just want to(poo: S) on everything.(cats: P) may think they can deal with(democrats: A) their way. But the only thing that can(hee-haw: F) an(republican: A) is a (SIS D: D), with some balls. The problem with(SIS D:D)is: they(perform:F) too much or(perform: F) when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a(kagome lover: P)to show them that. But sometimes,(bush: P) can be so full of(horse plop: S)that they become(republican: A) themselves... because(cats: P)are an inch and half away from (bush:A). I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us screw this (bush: A), we're going to have our (SIS D: D)and(vagina: P) all covered in (crap:S)!"