Bonjour mes petits enfants. This is the joint account of Julie and Mel, aka slanderblob and acidburn. Julie is 17 and Mel is rapidly approaching seventeen, but has not yet achieved Julie's superior agery. Muaha. Oh, Mel is going to eat my firstborn when she reads this. Giggle giggle. Anyway, Julie is most known for her dashing good looks and undeniable charm. She has been known to cause entire townships to swoon uncontrollably. This is how she plans on weakening the Chicagoland area and claiming it as her own. Mel, on the other hand, does not possess Julie's egomania to such an extreme degree. Instead, she is a very loving and wise old soul who can still put the motherly smackdown on just about anyone, including drunken males and arrogant shmucks. Woot for Mel.

Julie passionately LOVES the Harry Potter series...she only wishes to amend them by killing off Harry and transforming the books into nothing but hundreds of pages of Snape monologuing in his charming monotone. She also loves Battlestar Galactica (especially Starbuck and Baltar), the HDM trilogy, the Abhorsen/Lirael/Sabriel books, Monk, anything that involves Jodie Foster, Kill Bill, LotR (but only the scenes in which Wormtongue is present. In Julie's opinion, all others scenes could be omitted from the films because Wormtongue is the human manifestation of pure joy), Myst, and Robert Downey Jr. Is one supposed to use two periods or one when concluding a sentance with the word "junior" in abbreviated form? Julie is very confused by this. Julie wishes to consult the MLA website for enlightenment on this touchy subject.

Julie's not sure what Mel likes. Julie's having too much fun talking in the third person. Haha. Julie just called herself "Julie." Teehee.

Okay, curses upon this website for not letting me display the url of my site!!!! I'll just have to do it the hard way, sigh: double-u double-u double-u dot freewebs dot com slash philmography. I have posted the tune for my fic, "The Song of the Prince," and will henceforth post any fic-related tunes there.