Hello!

PenName: TimeMage0955 aka, Princess of Pandas, Queen of Procrastination, Tsarina of Tootsie Rolls, Empress of English Tea, and Lady of Mary-Sue haters

Name: That's for me to know and you to...well, you might know

Age: I'm young, we'll leave it at that

Requests: If anyone with any talent in drawing anime (and even if you don't) I would greatly appreciate you making a drawing of Naruto, Hinata, and Shikamaru from my story Danse Macabre. I have absolutely no talent in drawing and so I won't even try.

Hobbies: Figure skating, dancing, writing, reading, singing, acting, gardening, daydreaming, collecting rocks and shells, collecting teddy bears and foreign dolls of different time periods, hanging with friends, learning languages (I'm currently learning Spanish, Japanese, Chinese (Mandarin and Cantonese), Dutch, Italian, German, and Latin)

Obsessions: World War II (hate the war, love learning about it), Narnia (especially LWW), Pompeii, Titanic, Renaissance Era, Medieval Era, early 1900s till 1950 and the 1800s, Colonial Era, Harry Potter, Manga and Anime, Star Wars, The Outsiders, cute and cuddly things (teddy bears, stuffed animals, etc.), hot guys (not really an obsession, but come on, what girl in her right mind doesn't have this weakness sometime?), rain (I love big storms)

Dislikes: Clowns, the dark, braces and retainers, meat, eggs, cake, backstabbing friends, smoking, drugs, alcohol, when people say that I hate everything (food wise, I'm very picky), math and Spanish (I love the language and the people, but my teacher is horrible and doesn't know how to teach)

Goal in life: To become an a forensic pathologist or an epidemiologist (someone who studies and finds cures for epidemics) and a part time writer, go to University of Maryland, Boston College, John Hopkins, Boston University, or Oxford (I want to visit England some day). And if I don't become a any of the career choices listed above, then I want to become a World War II historian

Fave Characters/Actors:

1. Edmund Pevensie (Skandar Keynes...MY FAVE CHARACTER AND ACTOR! HE ROCKS AND HE'S CUTE!)

2. Peter Pevensie (William Moseley...IT MUST BE ILLEGAL TO BE THAT CUTE!)

3. Draco Malfoy (Tom Felton... HOTTIE!) ties with Neville Longbottom (Matthew Lewis...I JUST LOVE HIM!)

4. Anakin Skywalker (Jake Lloyd/ Hayden Christensen ... LOVE THEM BOTH!)

5. Obi-Wan Kenobi (I LOVE Ewan McGregor...can I keep him...)

6. Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamell...NICE!)

7. Han Solo (Harrison Ford... WONDERFUL!)

Fave Characters/Actresses:

1. Susan Pevensie (Anna Popplewell)

2. Lucy Pevensie (Georgie Henley)

3. Ginny Weasley (Bonnie Wright).

4. Padme Amidala Naberrie-Skywalker (Natalie Portman)

Fave Anime Girls:

1. Kinomoto Sakura

2. Hyuuga Hinata

3. Daidoji Tomoyo

4. Li Meilin

5. Sabaku no Temari

6. Other Naruto girls (except the bad ones and Sakura depending on my mood)

7. Sasaki Rika

8. Mahara Chiharu

9. Yanagisawa Naoko

Fave Anime Boys:

1. Li Syaoran

2. Uzumaki Naruto

3. Sabaku no Gaara

4. Hiiragizawa Eriol

5. Other Naruto guys (except the bad ones and Sasuke depending on my mood)

6. Yamazaki Takashi

I do have more stories than this, but they are still in my many notebooks, so if you really do like my stories than please be patient. Also I am a senior at an IB High School so my schedule is hectic.

Note: In my stories, any angst i have is so that i can have all those sappy moments later on. It's not because i enjoy it. I want to help people in pain, not cause it.

The stories that I am currently writing and have been posted are:

The First Days of October- Naruto: On the Tenth Of October, Naruto would cry five thousand drops of blood and five thousand drops of pure water in remembrance of all who died on the day of his birth. But his friend start to wonder and dig up more secrets than they bargained for. One-shot.

Progress: I was rereading this an got the idea to continue. It won't be an epic story thing, but I was thinking of adding oneshot stories to give a greater range of perspectives and times for the plot. See below for the lineup.

Family Portrait- Harry Potter: Draco can't remember anything before he was five years old. He thinks he's the only one, but will the unmoving portrait and six mysterious pendents reveal a mystery that has plagued many for years? (Hiatus)

Progress: I haven't really touched this story since I last updated it in...2005. I have come up with much better Harry Potter story ideas since then and it is possible that I will delete it. I may get inspiration for it again or add in my ideas for this story in another, but chances are it won't be touched. Sorry.

Child of Ilum- Star Wars: A boy born from the Crystals of the Ilum. He is destined to either destroy or protect the universe. But how can this one little outcast, save anybody? This little freak with abnormal powers. Goodnight little Ani, Heaven is watching.

Progress: Okay, I haven't had much time this past year to touch this story, but hopefully now that it's summer I'll be able to write more. I have part of the next chapter written and the rest is in my head. I give no promises as this summer is looking horrible (I have to do 75 hours of Service, Creativity, and Action hours for my school's IB program, write a 4,000 word essay by August, read a book for summer reading, do another project by September, get my driver's permit (which I've put off since September...of last year...), and somehow go visit colleges and go through interviews while writing up college essays and applications).

I hope to have the next chapter out soon though so don't despair. The story is NOT abandoned or on hiatus.

Danse Macabre- Naruto: They were the best of the best. Gods amongst shinobi and untouchable by anyone. But, to the people that knew them, they were just children. Kitsune, Nezumi, and Shika. Naruto, Hinata, and Shikamaru. Team Shikyo.

Progress: The next chapter is mostly written, but I've been hit by terrible writer's block and my muse is on vacation (cry). I hope to have it up by August, but, if you read the above progress report, you will see that I am a very busy person. I hope the next chapter is up to standards thought!

More Than Life- C.S. Lewis... The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe (complete): When Edmund is terribly injured, his siblings can only watch and pray as their brother slowly dies. Is there anything to be done or is Edmund doomed to die? (Rewriting)

You Can't Die- C.S. Lewis... The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe (complete): Just four short oneshots set through the eyes of the Pevensie children during Edmund's stabbing.

Right By Your Side- C.S. Lewis... The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe: What if Edmund hadn't betrayed his family to the White Witch, but was instead captured by her? He is tortured daily, both physically and mentally. When or if he is returned to his family, will the abuse have been too much? Will go through to the Golden Age. (Rewriting)

Progress: Still rewriting, but it's turning out much better than the original. I hope to have it done by the end of August, but I make no promises. Thank you all for being so patient.

Conversation to Remember- C.S. Lewis... The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe (complete): It's the childrens' first night at Cair Paravel and Peter can't sleep. Sneaking into his brother's room, he finds an unexpected person. A conversation to remember is at hand.

In The Envelope- C.S. Lewis... The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe (complete): Mrs. Pevensie gets an envelope filled with four letters and a photograph. It makes her think on her children's changes. MUCH better than it sounds, I just don't know how to describe it.

Schooling- C.S. Lewis... The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe: Even kings and queens need to go to school. A year after the coronation, the Pevensie children are sent in disguise to a private school in Archenland. Not only do they have to keep up their disguises, but they also have to avoid being killed by the remainder of the Witch’s army and some very jealous Calormens.

Progress: Yeah, I don't know where I'm going with this one. I may eventually delete it and repost it when I have a clearer take on what I want to do with it.

Stories I am writing, but are not posted:

Shadows in the Sun- Cardcaptor Sakura and Harry Potter crossover: There are many branches to Magic, Wizardry and Witchcraft is just one of them. The Wizards never knew they were being watched, observed to make sure they didn't do anything foolish. They did and now they need the aid of the Higher Magics in order to survive. But the Higher Magics don't exactly take kindly to being called upon. Not kindly at all.

Progress: I haven't exactly started writing the chapters so much as I have writing the bio pages. So far I'm at 108 pages. Yeah, I'm having fun. I do however need a better summary. If you wish to help me (PLEASE HELP!) I will email you a synopsis of the story (detailed) and you can help (PLEASE HELP!). I do hope to have the first chapter posted by August though.

The Player Game- Naruto: TimeTravel AU. It’s a game of sorts that they’re playing. A game that sends them back in time to a place they can barely remember. But with unknown factors along the path, they’re finding that winning is going to be harder than they thought. The prize: mortality.

Synopsis: The jinchuuriki are immortal and have lived for thousands of years. After the final apocalypse, the gods take pity on them and decide to return their mortality if they can go back in time and fix the errors of the timeline. Very action packed.

Progress: I'm working on the prologue now, but I don't know whether or not I should incorporate some Star Wars into it or not.

I'll Be Right Here- C.S. Lewis... The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe (Combined version of That Little Detail and Impossible with some tweaking): Sequel to Right By Your Side. Recommended that you read that first. The four Pevensies have been returned to England by Aslan's decree. Their families are frozen and they wait for the war to end so that they can go back and save Narnia. But will they be able to keep Narnia a secret from their parents and friends, or will the truth be revealed?

Progress: I need to finish the prequel before I start this. I only have my notes currently.

The October Series in Timeline Order:

Remember the Fallen- Naruto: Naruto wasn’t even a year old when he first entered the Forbidden Area, but he still returned every year after. One-shot, possibly two-shot. Prequel to The First Days of October and follows up the October before the one in the original story.

Thirty Days Hath September- Naruto: Naruto acts differently during September and his friends begin to notice. Too bad they didn’t catch on sooner. One-shot. One month before The First Days of October.

Never Ending Twilight- Naruto: Naruto never goes to the monument during the Day or Night. He never goes at Dusk or Dawn. He always goes at Twilight, the time between Dusk and Night. His friends now want to know why. One-shot. Takes place during Thirty Days Hath September.

The First Days of October- Naruto: On the Tenth Of October, Naruto would cry five thousand drops of blood and five thousand drops of pure water in remembrance of all who died on the day of his birth. But his friend start to wonder and dig up more secrets than they bargained for. One-shot.

The Quick Golden Fox Jumps Over The Brash Dog- Naruto: After Kiba overhears Tatsuda’s conversation in the alleyway, he lays in bed thinking about what he heard. The conclusions he draws from it are worse than anything he could have imagined. One-shot. Takes place during The First Days of October right after Kiba eavesdrops on Tatsuda.

Other Naruto Oneshots I'm working on:

Let’s Play Pretend- Naruto: When he was little, Naruto liked to play pretend games because he couldn’t play the real ones with others. Now that he’s older, he still plays pretend…it’s just not as fun anymore. One-shot.

Paper Thin Stained Glass- Naruto: Naruto’s friends realize just how much they know about their blond friend…absolutely nothing. One-shot.

Phyllobates terribilis- Naruto: Some frogs have orange skins to warn predators that even dead they’re still dangerous. Naruto is no exception to this. He just doesn’t have to be dead to get the point across. One-shot.

Shouting Out in Silence- Naruto: Naruto was loud, obnoxious, rude, annoying, and all around noticeable. Yet not once did he ever say anything. Shinobi are masters at being silent, some are just better at it than others. One-shot.

Promise of a Never Ending Lifetime- Naruto: Naruto promised his friends that he’d still watch over everyone when they were gone. He never goes back on his word even when there is nobody left to protect. One-shot.

What Time is it Mr. Fox?- Naruto: Despite being in a vessel, the Kyuubi always knows what time it is, and he displays this little knowledge through his host in the most frightening of ways. One-shot.

It’s All Fun and Games Till You Realize What You’re Playing- Naruto: They were all a part of it. They taunted him, laughed at him, and hurt him, simply because their parents told them to. Now they begin to question: Why did Naruto never fight back? One-shot.

Sun Shower- Naruto: Naruto is seemingly always happy…but even the sun can cry while it shines. One-shot.

Knicky Knicky Nine Doors- Naruto: Naruto lives in the ninth apartment on the tenth floor of the tenth building from the Hokage Monument. It takes a while for his friends to notice the irony. Ones-hot.

Stories I WILL NOT read:

Anything with slash, incest, femslash, Edmund bashing, etc. I have nothing against it in real life or people who like reading it. I just don't like reading it. However, there are a few exceptions where it has nothing to do with the main characters or people I like.

Thanks to all of my reviewers, keep reviewing please. NO FLAMES!

P.S. If you want to read a good Naruto story, I recommend 45 Tails by Bloody-trails.

Naruto Pairing Rant (Please do not take offense if you like these pairings):

Naruto/Tayuya: WTF! He was in maybe two episodes with her at most! And they didn't even really fight each other, Shikamaru did. I don't even think he knows her name! What in the world makes you people think they would get together? Not to mention the fact that she's dead. The only way I could understand this pairing is if Naruto grew up with Orochimaru, but even then it's far-feched. The story would have to be so super incredible that it makes even the best authors break down in jealousy for this pairing to even have a chance to work.

Naruto/Kin Tsuchi: Did they ever even talk? I don't even think they know they other exists let alone knows each other's names. BTW, she's dead. See the second half of the Naruto/Tayuya rant for the rest of this one.

Naruto/Tsunade: She's old enough to be his grandmother. Do I need to say more?

Naruto/Kurenai: She's too old for it not to be considered pedophilia. Anyway, she's married to Asuma and is carrying his child. Just no.

Naruto/Anko: I don't have as much of a problem with this as the others, but I still feel that's she's too old for him. I will read it, but only if the story is really good and the pairing is done well. Besides she's too weird for him and I personally adore the Iruka/Anko pairing.

Naruto/Kushina: SHE'S HIS FUCKING MOM! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?

Naruto/Shizune: She's too old, besides, their relationship is more like a sibling one.

Naruto/Yuugao: Have they even met? I don't think they even know each other exists (well, everyone knows Naruto, but you get the picture).

Naruto/Sakura: I don't have that much of a problem with this one, because it's possibly a canon pairing. I just don't think they'd make a good couple. It would almost seem like Naruto is Sakura's silver medal. They also seem to work out more as sibling like than romantic. It is okay if written well though.

Naruto/Karin: Once again, HAVE THEY EVEN MET!? I don't even think Naruto knows of her existance. Besides, she is in love with Sasuke even more than Sakura.

Naruto/Harem: Only if it's so good that Kishimoto wishes he could write like that. Naruto is not the type of person to fall in love with more than one girl, he's too noble for that. Besides, as a girl, I personally feel that Harems are insulting to women, unless it is a part of your culture. If that's that case, then I have no problem with it. I don't think it's a part of Naruto's culture.

Naruto/His friend's moms: WTF ARE YOU PEOPLE THINKING!? THAT'S ALMOST AS BAD AS PAIRING HIM WITH HIS OWN MOM!

Naruto/Yaoi: He's not gay. Do you not see that he clearly likes girls? End of discussion.

Naruto/Haku: Haku is a boy, see the above pairing. For femHaku, only if it's done super well. Also, Haku is dead.

Naruto/Isaribi: Understandable, but a bit far fetched. Only if it's written well.

Naruto/OC: NO MARY SUE! Only if the pairing is well done will this ever work.

Naruto/Tenten: If it is written well, then it can turn out pretty well, but personally I think she's better off with Neji.

Naruto/Ino: See above pairing. Only I think she's better off with Shikamaru, Chouji, or Sai. Maybe even Kiba if it's written well enough.

Naruto/Temari: See above two pairings, except I picture her more with Shikamaru.

Naruto/Yugito: I personally don't see it. I don't think the two even know about the other. Besides, their personalities clash and she's a bit too old for him. If it's written well I can sort of see it though.

Naruto/Ayame: I just think they should keep their sibling relationship. They would clash too much as Naruto needs someone who can calm him yet keep up with him at the same time.

Naruto/Hinata: This is by far my favorite pairing, but somehow people find a way to bastadize it. In canon, Naruto doesn't really even notice her until the Chuunin exams. Their relationship then has to be built up over weeks, months, and years. Some people just have him suddenly switch to liking Hinata in a span of four seconds. That doesn't work. Otherwise, I'm a dedicated NaruHina fan.

Naruto/Hanabi: Okay, if I squint super hard, I might be able to see it slightly, but other than that just no. Don't you think it would be really weird for Hinata, who has a major crush on him, to see him with her sister, who btw is five years her junior? Just saying. Also, I have a problem with the age difference. Yes, I know it could be worse and in retrospect, the age gap isn't as big, but I just can't see it. Hanabi has really only seen him like once in the Chuunin Exams and I don't think Naruto knows she exists. Truthfully, I can only see it if it's written amazingly well. And also, I think she'd be better off with Konohamaru, but that's just me.

Naruto/Anyone else you can think of: Just don't do it and everything will be okay.

Yuri and Yaoi: I have nothing against it in real life, but the Naruto series clearly has none of it.

For those of you who like the pairings I just destroyed, then keep on writing. It's not my place to tell you what to like and what not to. I just needed to rant and this was the best way to do so. So keep writing, but please keep my rant in mind while you do so.

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Hey this just seemed fun...

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!