"Squirrel" - a word which, translated, means "Shadow Tail"

Yes, I like squirrels! THE SQUIRRELS OWN YOUR SOUL!

New websites links to look at! If you have the patience for it check it out. I've added some game links too!

And now about the account.

(Takes deep breath)I createded this account because I wanted to review stories and some stories only allow signed reviews so I created this account just for the purpose of having signed reviews so now I can write my own fanfictions and I can sign people's stories and annoy everyone arround with my many, now signed, reviews, so I'll be known throughout fandom as a crazy, phyco, insane, squirrel-loveing wierdo who leaves reviews on you're stories, and then people will read them and be like who is this insane person, then they'll come here and read this and be like what the and then my squirrel minions and I will rule the world because people are spending all there time wondering what I was thinking when I wrote this insted of paying attention to me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(coughs) yes...anyway...

LINKS:

You should go and read the Dumbledore fic my brother Ryan and I cooked up! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3080424/1/ Warning though... it is INSANE!

Oh! ... I also post on Deviantart.com under the same name (http://squirrelgirl13.deviantart.com/) ... I have Danny Phantom artwork on there if you want to go and see my attempts at drawing.

I also have a youtube account! There's a bunch of random vids I've made. I finaly had Danny Phantom epps on my computer btu they were all deleted so I'm working on getting them again. But, I do have a Tucker vid. Yea, you heard me, TUCKER http://youtube.com/profile?user=SquirrelGirl13

Also, if anyone out there wants to help a poor starving college student you can take a look at some products of mine on this website: http://www.zazzle.com/squirrelymalk. There are a whole bunch of mugs, pins, magnets, hats, keychains, shirts and prints for people to buy, plus more I forgot to mention. So please just take a look.

I'm hatching dragons! http://dragcave.net/user/SquirrelGirl13 But I need clicks and views. Wanna help me out you can visit. Though I'm still not sure exactly how it works...

Some fun games:

http://www.travian.us/?uc=us5_87606 - "Travian is a browser game with a world full of thousands of users who all begin as the leaders of small villages" It's actualy quite fun... though building things takes time, it's easy to play when writing a paper... or a story chapter.

http://www.eslus.com/Gizmos/rushour/rushHour.html - Rush Hour, one of my favorate time wasting games.

http://www.games.com/game/bookworm/ - Bookworm, another fun little time waster

http://www.games.com/game/texttwist/ - Text Twist is one of the best games I've ever played... it's very addicting

NOW ABOUT ME:

Age: 19

Siblings: I have 3 younger brothers. Ryan(15), John(13), and Matthew(10)

Favorate colors: Green, Black, Silver

Favorate cartoon: Danny Phantom! Although Avatar: the Last Airbender is a very close second.

Favorte Book: The Dresden Files

Favorate weapon: That's hard... though I'm partial to scythes... I have also created my own "Flaming Boomerang of Death" and "Poking Pitchfork of Doom" and they will be use to my discretion... no takey!

Also likes: Squirrels, Bob the skull, Sirius Black, squirrels, sugar, anime, squirrels, manga, Sweep, Remus Lupin, squirrels, wolves, owls, the Harry Potter books, animals, squirrels, Wicked, theater, Jonny Depp, Wolverene, X-men movies, squirrels, Batman, Spiderman, Recca and did I mention squirrels!

Hates: Spiders, needles, splinters as big as needles, and over peppy cheerleaders. (gags)

Parings I Hate: Ok, I'm normaly pretty open minded, but some people just don't belong together

Danny Phantom

PaluniaDanny - She is so ANNOYING! Danny deserves better

VladJazz - Umm... yea... No!

VladMaddie - After MoAT it's a scary thought

SamTucker - Again, No! (unless it's well writen)

Harry Potter

HarryHermione - NO! FLAT OUT NO!

RonLuna - Please explain what those two have in common!

Luna/Nevile - It will never and could never happen. Leave it alone

(For either category, OCs will bugg me to no end)

... Anything else I'm perfectly fine with!

RANDOM QUOTES: (Always being updated with new quotes)

Real Life:

"Do I look like a prostitute to you?" - Me

"Why are you trying to destroy me? I only nuked you!" - Me

"If you did I'd have to slam your head into a wall and burn you to a crisp with a flamethrower!" "You have a flamethrower?" - Me and Ryan

"Did you just unlock his crotch?" - Me

"My hair will infest your face!" - Me

"Step into my office." "This is a hallway." "That's not the point!" - Me and Ryan

"I will destroy you!" "Many have tried, some have failed." -Me and Ryan... I gotta stop hanging out with this kid...

"I want to lick the back of your shirt and stick it on a box." - Me

"You're giving me that voice." "What voice?" "That shrill, girly voice that means you're gunna kill me later!" - Ryan and me

"You're getting your herpies on my car." Jon my teacher.

"He sounds like a wookie giving birth." - Burns, love that guy

"More people would go to support groups if they were orgys." - Caro

Movies/TV:

"There's always someone in there marinating in something" - Law & Order

"FEAR MY WIMSY!" - Jorgan VonStrangle in a FoP eppisode... It was funnier 'cuz he was on a pogo-stick

"Who’s Palunia?" "That’s a pleasant side affect" - Danny and Sam - Danny Phantom

"How did you get those!" "Where was she keeping them?" - The Road to El Dorado

"Look, an undead monkey!" - Jack in Pirates of the Carrabiean 2

"Awesome outfit man!" "Oh great, I blend." - Some random guy and Danny - Masters of All Time

"I am chief! Want big fire!" - Jack in PotC2

"Touch the box, and your pelt will adorn my fireplace." - Skulker

"Look at that guy! He's got that sissy stringy music thing." "We've been through this. It's a harp, and you know it." "Oh, right. That's a harp, and that's a dress." "Robe!" - Kronk's shoulder devil and angel (I love those two!)

"Behind every great man there's a woman rolling her eyes." - Bruce Almighty

"Oww! Gees! What was that for!?" "It doesn't matter! It's in the past! Hehehehehehe!" "Yea, but, it still hurts." "Ahh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it you can either run from it, or, learn from it! (wiff) There, you see! So what are you going to do?" "First, I'm gunna take your stick!" - Simba and the best ever Rafiki! - The Lion King

"Six inches to the right and she'd still be here." "Six inches to the right and Lincoln would've seen the end of the play." - Law and Order

"You call that a lane change!? F!" - Mr. Crocker - The Fairly Odd Parrents (Man that guy's halarious)

"That kid is practicaly wearing a smite me sign." - Zeus - Hercules, The Animated Series

"Hold it right there slick. I don't do cakes, kay. I don't bake um and I don't jump out of um." - Shego - Kim Possible

"They don't have meetings about rainbows." - The Sixth Sense

"It blasted the doorknob right out of his face!" - Mythbusters

"Did your butt just ding?" - Cody - The Suit Life Of Zach And Cody

"I took a shortcut." "Through what a black hole?" - Clark and Chloe - Smallville (epp. 1)

Music:

"Cause when push comes to shove You taste what you're made of. You might bend, till you break Cause it's all you can take. On your knees you look up Decide you've had enough. You get mad you get strong. Wipe your hands shake it off. Then you stand." -Rascal Flatts - Stand

"Dreams are hard to follow, But don't let anyone tear them away. Hold on, there will be tomorrow. In time you'll find the way" - Hero

"With you I'd withstand all of Hell to hold your hand" - Nickleback - Far Away

"I look into myself, but my own heart has been changed. I can't go on like this, I loathe what I've become" - Take Me Away From Me

"If everyone cared and nobody cried, If everyone loved and nobody lied, If everyone shared and swallowed their pride, Then we'd see the day when nobody died" - Nickleback - If Everyone Cared

Books:

"'Only time I've ever seen Dad as angry as Mum. Fred reckons his left bouttock has never been the same since.' 'Yea, well, passing over Fred's left buttock-' 'I beg your pardon?' said Fred's voice as the twins entered the kitchen." - Harry Potter HBP

"Something is rotten in the state of Denmark." - Hamlet

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good." - Harry Potter (Go Moony, Padfoot, and Prongs! DIE WORMTAIL!)

Other / Unknown:

"KING ME!!" "...We're playing chess, Daniel." - Danny and Vlad in some fanfic... I can't remember which though. (If you know please tell me!)

"Why! Why do you have the keyblade?" "Shut up!" - Kingdom Hearts II (Roxas Rox!)

"Tradgedy is when i cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die" - Mel Brooks

"Throw the match for me and I'll make it worth your while." - Kingdom Hearts II

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot."

"The smaller the monkey, the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity."

Oh! and I want you all to meet Jeff and Bill!

Come on you two wave at the humans. (Two red squirrels wave at readers) These two squirrels might visit a disclaimer every so often... Just to warn you all... They help me write... as does Incognito Bob (a penguin waves) and Filbert (a great white shark smiles)

I would introduce Maurice but he lives in Texas in the pool of the same friend who wrote Back to the Begining. He's Filbert's cousin.

These guys are responsable for different parts of the stories, though all of them fight to name fics.

Bill is a perv and he might slip stupid perverted things into certan stories (though I wont let him touch Slipups of the Ghostly Kind). He also can sometimes come up with strange things that might get thrown in the stories, random comments and the like. He and Jeff get allong well, being related and all, they deffinatly are a handful.

Jeff helps proofread the stories... though he is a squirrel and might make some mistakes with English. He gets along well with Bill and thinks up a lot of action and plot. Sometimes I don't know where he's going with an idea but I'll go with it anyway. He's also responsabe for acurate info on outside things, timelines, random facts, book titles.

Filbert is responsable for helping with villans, though he's actualy a very nice shark. He also gives some imput into action scenes and makes cliffhangers. He and Incognito Bob both will give charecters personality.

Incognito Bob is responasble for anything involving secrets, vague warnings, stuff like that. He also helps Filbert with charecter's personality. Not much else is known about him and he can just appear out of nowhere.

Lamia is a slightly angsty and pessimistic girl who started showing up at the same time as her sister. The two don't get along too well. She handles the serious parts of a story, along with sarcasm and character deaths. She gets balanced out by her sister... most of the time

Laelia is Lamia's completely opposite twin sister. She is very optimistic and happy and romantic and annoys the hell out of me... Damn her...

FEATURE FICS:

I No Ur Secret: Danny gets a note from Dash telling him that the jock knows his secret! Now, Danny has to keep him happy or he'll tell everyone! The catch? Dash doesn't know a thing, only that Danny is always running off. From Dash's PoV. I have also realised something very scary... I'm starting to warm up to Dash as I write this. Or at least, I feel I am starting to understand his charecter more.

Mysteries: The sequal to SotGK. Ok, Lancer knows Danny's a half-ghost, but he doesn't know everything. And when a new ghost shows up, worse then the last, Lancer must struggle with his past while Danny's own problems are trying to kill them.

COMING ATTRACTIONS! (Note for all: I am not above charecter death, Those that say it are for sure but I might surprise even myself, so be warned.)

I have sneeks of... most if not all of these. So if anyone would like to see one that's fine by me. Just PM me (iIve fixed my e-mail) and I'll send the sneek to you

Stuck: After a bit of trouble and a big misunderstanding, Danny finds himself in jail. Can the town survive with their hero locked up? Or will Danny have to spill the beans to save the day? Going to be rated T like everything else I do. Inspired off a Law and Order epp. Damn my muses.

Strive to Survive: Danny and his class get stranded in the wilderness, and what's worse, Danny can't use his powers! It's a fight just to live as they hope for help. But will it ever come? Or will the wild get them first? I've been watching too much "I Shouldn't be Alive."

On The Run: (Tentative Title) Danny and Vlad are on the run after their secrets are revieled in front of an entire football stadium of people. Will they ban together to get through the ordeal, or will their differences be their undoing? And what's this: Vlad has a girlfriend?

Caught In The Middle: (Tentative Title) (AU) Danny Fenton has lived as both a ghost and a human all his life. When he meets a part witch named Samantha and a cyborg boy named Tucker he realises the they might just be the only ones who can save their worlds from all out war. Problem is, their worlds don't want anything to do with each other.

My Identity: He was just wandering through the woods one day. he had no idea who he was or where he was. He only remembered one thing: the name Danny Phantom.

New Beginings, Old Enemies: (Tentative Title) Danny is sent to a boarding school by his parrents who believe that Amity isn't safe for him any more. Now he must make new friends in a new place where he knows no one. There are new bullies and new teachers. The only people he does know, are the enemies that have followed him there. How long can he keep his secret with nobody around to back him up? Will he have to confide in his excentric new roomate just to get by? And why did his enemies follow him in the first place?

No Fury Like Witches Scorned: (Tentative Title) Danny upsets three ghost witches and gets himself turnd into a squirrel. Can he still stop ghost attacks as a rodent? And will he ever convince the grudge-holding witches to change him back?

Ghostly Exposures: (Tentative Title) Danny, Sam, and Tucker are all grown up with kids of their own. But when there is a major threat against the safety of Amity Park, can the Fenton family keep their secret or will they have to risk it all to save their town?

The Right to Exist: (Tentative Title) Set in Danny's grandkids time years after the world finds out the family's ghostly secret. There's a war brewing between the Fenton clan and the ghost hunters of the world. The family has been able to keep it cool. But will the famous Fenton temper ruin it all?

(DISCONTINUED I may revamp it later and start fresh but it just died on me) Not What They Appear: A darkish fick inspired by a dream of mine. Involves the death of a charecter. (Maybe more) ~ An organazation of ghosts watch the ghost hunters of the world and determine their threat levels. But, the Fenton's paranoia keep the ghosts from getting close. However, years ago, they devised another way of monitoring the family. Now,14 years later, Danny Fenton is caught up in a plot for the death of the hunters they deem a threat. Can he stop it with a traitor in his midsts? A traitor no one would expect.

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(This thing is AWESOME! Found it on Amythst Ocean's Profile! I hope she doesn't mind me coppying it.)

CHALLENGES! (Notify me if you want to do any of these please! I'd love to see them! And I'll even do a challenge of yours within reason if you want.)

1) Draw any scene from I No Ur Secret. I would love to see any of it drawn, I don't care. Just PM me with the link or go to my deviantart account and drop me a message there. Oh, and I would especially like to see how you imagined my evil rabies Danny! _

2) Draw any of the super or villian Lancers from Mysteries. These guys make me laugh and I would love to see how you picture them.