| YamiTenshi |
Author has written 28 stories for Naruto, D N Angel, Death Note, Zombie-Loan, and +Anima. I believe in happy endings. But that doesn't mean I don't know that the world isn't a perfect paradise in a story book. Though the words may try to look out positively, it doesn't mean that they'll turn that way. In the beginning, I honed. In the second act, I whet my blade on positivity. Now, I'll go for the things that hurt. It's time to stop living in a faerie tail and to start looking reality in the face. She's only pretty half the time. Penname- YamiTenshi (Tenshi for short) Age- Not like it matters, but sixteen. Author Since- March 17, 2005 (Hooray for rocking the fanfiction world for four years! God, I feel old!) Birthday- St.Patricks Day. I get to pinch people. My Heroes?: Morgan Webb, urm... My dad. He's awesome. My Rivals in Writing: thatreevesgirl. I don't know why, but I absolutely cannot stand her. Just seeing her name pisses me off. I think it has to do with that she's a very good writer and much better than me and my feeling is kind of 'how dare you be better than me' but I know that I've only been doing this for a little while. It's the type of rival that makes me want to better myself. Hi peoples, chances are that I haven't updated (Insert story title here) so whoopdeedoo, you decided to find something to tide you over until the next chapter. The link to the site mentioned in 'Adventures in Docking'. http://www.cockdockers.org I now have fanart, believe it or not. Onegai Teishu: For Yami, The Pervy Gaara by Mariana-sama http://marianasama.deviantart.com/art/For-Yami-The-Pervy-Gaara-94962189 Ruger Luminist: Trapped by CryingDresdenDoll (AKA Lycan.Kallias) http://cryingdresdendoll.deviantart.com/art/Trapped-109688297 fanart of Ruger Luminist by Milchfisch http://milchfisch.deviantart.com/art/fanart-of-Ruger-Luminist-132778079 Dogsitting Blues: Dogsitting blues by PrimulaD http://primulad.deviantart.com/art/Dogsitting-blues-131427535 Upcoming Stories:What'll replace a story when I'm finished with one... Six Tail Life- Sure, he was different, but they didn't have to be so mean to him... He couldn't help having tails... Or those ears... But whatever he looked like shouldn't warrant this. They'd pay for messing with 'that kitsune gaki'. A matchstick could only take so much pressure before bursting into flame. When two matchsticks meet, will they ignite? "Please, someone save me... God, devil, I don't care anymore..." "I'm certainly no god. But obey everything I say you, and I'll teach you how to get back at them." Niello Enfant- When had he started blurring the lines? When had he started seeking that forbidden fruit? Gaara was seven and he was seventeen. Too many years apart to be more than adoptive brothers. To be more than best friends. Too many years apart to be lovers... And yet... Why did he delight in the sheer pleasure of this secret relationship? The nights whose details stayed behind locked doors were growing closer and closer and more in number. A kiss that meant more than friendly love. The concept overwhelmed him before he finally figured that since he loved Gaara and Gaara loved him, then their hidden romance would be just fine. That is, so long as it stayed hidden. But the problem with a lover who is a child is that someone finds out eventually. The question is, who will it be? In Other YT news... I'm giving the KNK readers a surprise when I post the next chapter. Hopefully you'll enjoy it as much I as am right now. Well, I won't waste much more time, so enjoy the fics and send me an email or something. Quotes- The chakra enhanced punch delivered by one Uchiha Sasuke in drag was enough to send Kiba hurling far enough so that the next few things that he saw were (in order): branch, branch, branch, tree, branch, branch, squirrel, branch, Kakashi with a video camera, branch, branch, lake, water, fish, fish, lake bottom. -Charm School for Ninjas "She gives me money when I'm in need! She feeds me veggies, green beans and peas! Oh, she's a mineral striker!"- My friend's science teacher singing his rendition of 'Gold Digger' "Chick fights are worse than dude fights," -Russo "I don't have ADHD! Oh look, a butterfly." -Austin "I'm taking a number crap!" -One of my brothers after being asked why he was taking so long in the bathroom. "If someone asks you if you're ticklish, it doesn't matter if you say yes or no. They want to touch you. If someone asks you if you're ticklish and you do not want to be touched, say something like 'I have diarrhea. ...And yes, I am very ticklish." -Demetri Martin "Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies." -Demetri Martin Mer... That's all I have the time for now! Ja minna! | |||||||||||||
1. Orange Lilies » reviewsAll the pretty things in the world couldn't sway him. Interacting was a language that he'd been forced to learn but hated performing. Naruto just wanted to be left alone. Such skewed perceptions are best left to a redhead to deal with. NaruGaaNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,439 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 11-14-09 - Published: 12-30-08 - Gaara & Naruto U.2. Leather and Lace » reviewsRecently fired Naruto Uzumaki has been blue and his best friend decides there's no better way to cure it than to take on a runway facade. On the stage Naruto is everything he couldn't be. The trouble is, his former boss notices. And he likes what he sees.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,599 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 11-14-09 - Published: 8-20-09 - Gaara & Naruto U.3. Yellow Opera reviewsPart Three of the Color Symphony. Tired after a mission, Naruto is relaxing at home, writing down the events of his day. He didn't expect the sudden present in the mail. Or what happened afterward.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-30-09 - Naruto U. & Gaara - Complete4. Blue Rhapsody reviewsPart Two of the Color Symphony. Sasuke only wrote in the diary to blow off steam. His teammates were bothering him, so he decided to turn his mind towards happier times... He really did miss Naruto. SasuNaruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-3-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete5. Anti Chicas reviewsSasuke and Gaara rarely had any time together. Was it so wrong to want some peace and quiet? Those silly, troublesome girls would soon learn to leave them alone... GaaSasuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-2-09 - Gaara & Sasuke U. - Complete6. Flowers for the Bear reviewsIt was late, but they liked this little bit of time they could have to themselves... A bit of SenCoo fluff for those so inclined.+Anima - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-2-09 - Cooro & Senri - Complete7. Aishiteru Baby » reviewsSequel to After Party. You didn't honestly think it would end with just that little one shot did you? A guide through Naruto and Gaara's lives AFTER the after pary. NaruGaaNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 50,860 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 9-18-09 - Published: 12-3-07 - Gaara & Naruto U.8. Ruger Luminist » reviewsWhat am I trying to protect? Why does he have to destroy? Please god, let me stop this nightmare... "Babe, give me another clip. He's not dead yet." A story of passion, revenge, and the gratuitous sex that's saving dozens of lives... NaruGaaNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,625 - Reviews: 110 - Updated: 8-11-09 - Published: 9-28-08 - Gaara & Naruto U.9. The Romanticist » reviewsSasuke has always been a romanticist. But can he ever get his soul mate to fall in love with him? Or will everything he's been planning his entire life just go up in smoke? AU SasuNaruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,192 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 8-10-09 - Published: 10-27-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.10. Mascara and Foundation reviewsLook at me, mother. Aren't I pretty now? You want me to be this way, don't you...? :gift for Asuka Kureru on the origin of Sasuke's female personality: NaruSasu oneshotNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-28-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete11. Nibai Akuma Kokoro » reviewsLet's see...Is this a story where all the guys of Konoha except Naruto, of course and a certain redhead turn into girls and can't keep their hands off of Naruto? A battle for Naruto's heart and Gaara...In high heels? NaruHarem? Yep.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,110 - Reviews: 181 - Updated: 6-27-09 - Published: 3-19-07 - Naruto U. & Gaara12. Regrets of a Zombie reviewsMichiru doesn't know what to do about Chika. He's shut down completely. So she does her best to try to get him to open up again. after A-Loan arc ChichiruZombie-Loan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-8-09 - Chika & Michiru - Complete13. Detectives and Saviors reviewsOn what he has no idea is to be his last day alive, L muses over the state of things as they are so far. He ponders the ultimate question. Who is who in this game of cat and mouse?Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-27-09 - Light Y. & L - Complete14. Until the Clock Stops reviewsEven now, after all this time, I wonder why you chose me. Even after I started falling apart, you never strayed for a second. Tell me why you love me, you fool. If you still do. Either way, my heart is forever yours... NaruGaa CitrusNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-14-09 - Gaara & Naruto U. - Complete15. Tears to Bring You Back reviewsBemired in the space between the moments after death and before the beyond, Gaara muses on the single thing he regrets not doing before he died. Shippuden timeline, drabble one-shot. GaaNaruNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-17-09 - Gaara & Naruto U. - Complete16. Motto! Kiss! Punch! » reviewsSasuke-chan wants a friend, so he goes on an adventure to find one! Warning: Full of crackish stupidity, naive uke sex addict Gaara, and annoying pirate bitch Sakura. NaruGaaNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,742 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 3-28-09 - Published: 4-21-08 - Naruto U. & Gaara17. Broke Straight Guys reviewsRent is due within days. All his other resources have been exhausted. And his girlfriend just broke up with him. Naruto Uzumaki finds himself stepping into a world that he could never have imagined in his wildest dreams for the sake of rent. NaruGaaNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,970 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 3-28-09 - Gaara & Naruto U. - Complete18. Love is reviewsThe ever important question of 'what is love' is brought up during shopping for candy and Naruto's answer will be one that Gaara will be sure to never forget... GaaNaruNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-28-09 - Gaara & Naruto U. - Complete19. Dogsitting Blues reviewsSasuke had been acting weird lately. Seriously, seriously weird. And Naruto is determined to find out why. Who knows what kind of things the Uchiha could be involved in? Wait, why is Sasuke wearing a collar...? SasuNaruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-22-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete20. Red Nocturne reviewsPart One of the Color Symphony. Gaara didn't want the diary Temari gave him, but eventually gives in and uses it. But what to write about? Well... How about Naruto? Gaara sincerely hopes that the blonde never reads it. GaaNaruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-1-09 - Naruto U. & Gaara - Complete21. Lick the Red, Suck the White reviewsClosed doors, almost Christmas-time, and Sakura listening in on conversations she shouldn't be. Surely Sasuke couldn't be doing THAT with her idiotic blonde teammate? Do the ears deceive or are arbitrary perceptions in the way of the truth? SasuNaruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-1-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete22. Adventures in Docking reviewsGaara wished that time would go faster so he could get to lunch, but when all the other people have left his office, how in the world will he spend his hour? Perhaps a blonde and a position unheard of in yaoi fiction thus far can cure his boredom. NaruGaaNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 1-6-09 - Gaara & Naruto U. - Complete23. Of Butlers and Maids reviewsA rather short story, in which Satoshi wonders how the addition of Argentine to the Niwa family household will affect his favorite thief and ends up doing something very un-Satoshi-like. SatoDaiD N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-6-09 - Satoshi H. & Daisuke N. - Complete24. Mein Monster reviewsIn shadows he saw truth. He sought solace in the light for years until causality drove him into a world he'd spent his life escaping. Things DO go bump in the night. And Naruto is ready to bring along the asylum's newest member along for the ride. NaruGaaNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,631 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-17-08 - Naruto U. & Gaara25. White Magus, Black Devout reviewsNaruto hated his job as a black mage. So his instructor decided to perhaps give him some motivation in the form of his friend's sexy new apprentice, but wait--Wasn't it supposed to be a boy? NaruGaaNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,838 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-22-08 - Gaara & Naruto U. - Complete26. Onegai Teishu » reviewsI met him on a rainy day. The fallen angel with the eyes like the sky. He looked up and called me 'Master'. GaaNaru onesided SasuNaru onesided ItaSasu newly slightly revised Rated M for darker content later onNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,119 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 8-13-08 - Published: 12-29-07 - Gaara & Naruto U.27. Kitsune no Kyuubi, Naruto no Kitsune » reviewsWhat if the sealing ceremony between Kyuubi and Naruto hadn't worked? What if Kyuubi took Naruto to be his foster son? A hell of a lot of chaos, that's what. Please R&R or die!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,811 - Reviews: 279 - Updated: 6-29-08 - Published: 1-6-07 - Naruto U. & Kyuubi28. After Party reviewsA handshake? Oh, please. We all know Naruto wanted more than that. After ep.32 of Shippuden NaruGaa [Lemon] It's a oneshot, y'all!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 11-24-07 - Gaara & Naruto U. - Complete