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Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, and Zombie-Loan. I believe in happy endings. But that doesn't mean I don't know that the world isn't a perfect paradise in a story book. Though the words may try to look out positively, it doesn't mean that they'll turn that way. In the beginning, I honed. In the second act, I whet my blade on positivity. Now, I'll go for the things that hurt. It's time to stop living in a faerie tail and to start looking reality in the face. She's only pretty half the time. Penname- YamiTenshi (Tenshi for short) Author Since- March 17, 2005 (Seven years, people. God, I feel old.) Birthday- St.Patricks Day. I get to pinch people. Invest in green if you want to roll with me. Zodiac Sign- Pisces (Western), Rooster (Chinese) Odds are you're here for one of three reasons. Perhaps you're a first timer with me and my stories and you're seeking to see what's what. Scroll down to my Stories to get a feel for the situation. Maybe you're familiar with me and you want to check out something else from my extensive selection. You can do the same as the previous folks. And maybe you're just waiting for an update on a story, that's okay too. Go down to my handy dandy Weekly Update section to see if the fic you're waiting on will be updating soon! General note: I allow anonymous comments because not everyone has a ffnet account, but their input is also very important. However, it seems not everyone understands how Anon comments work and that's okay. Here's how it goes: Because they are anonymous, it is NOT POSSIBLE for me to respond to them. This means that any questions you may have CANNOT be answered in Anon. IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION, SEND IT TO ME IN A PM OR A NON-ANON COMMENT. I CANNOT RESPOND TO ANON QUESTIONS. ~Weekly Update~ For the Week of April 6th, 2012: B&I 3 Samaritan 3 ~Request/Giftfic Docket~ Why yes, I do requests. You didn't know? You would be surprised what you could learn if you asked... Perhaps you will be one of the ones to fill these spots, yes? Slot One: TigrezzTail Slot Two: ZimmrieKanoah Slot Three: wakasensei ~Fanwork~ Because my readers are fantastic. Onegai Teishu: (Yes, I know the story was deleted. Still think this deserves to be up here.) For Yami, The Pervy Gaara by Mariana-sama http://marianasama.deviantart.com/art/For-Yami-The-Pervy-Gaara-94962189 Ruger Luminist: Trapped by CryingDresdenDoll (AKA Lycan.Kallias) http://cryingdresdendoll.deviantart.com/art/Trapped-109688297 fanart of Ruger Luminist by Milchfisch http://milchfisch.deviantart.com/art/fanart-of-Ruger-Luminist-132778079 Dogsitting Blues: Dogsitting blues by PrimulaD http://primulad.deviantart.com/art/Dogsitting-blues-131427535 ~The Future~ Goals: -Finish all current stories. -Write a ton of oneshots. -Get better at writing. -Expand my pairing and fandom portfolio. (Yes, that means there will be more Z-Loan stuff.) -Have fun. The link to the site mentioned in 'Adventures in Docking' (NSFW, but not porn) http://www.cockdockers.org Quotes The chakra enhanced punch delivered by one Uchiha Sasuke in drag was enough to send Kiba hurling far enough so that the next few things that he saw were (in order): branch, branch, branch, tree, branch, branch, squirrel, branch, Kakashi with a video camera, branch, branch, lake, water, fish, fish, lake bottom. -Charm School for Ninjas "She gives me money when I'm in need! She feeds me veggies, green beans and peas! Oh, she's a mineral striker!"- My friend's science teacher singing his rendition of 'Gold Digger' "Chick fights are worse than dude fights," -Russo "I don't have ADHD! Oh look, a butterfly." -Austin "If someone asks you if you're ticklish, it doesn't matter if you say yes or no. They want to touch you. If someone asks you if you're ticklish and you do not want to be touched, say something like 'I have diarrhea. ...And yes, I am very ticklish." -Demetri Martin "Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies." -Demetri Martin "Take off that crown, I'm kickin' your ass!" -King of the Hill "Oh my god, this is bad--quick, make it worse!" -Tommy Johnagin "Click it or ticket rhymes, sure, but click it or your penis will explode really drives home the point." -Tommy Johnagin "None so good that he has no faults / None so wicked that he is worth naught." -Norse proverb "I'll love you so hard it would destroy us both." -Love is Blind by dmnq8 Despicable and unfathomable sometimes, the things we do when we fear for those we love. -Animal Instincts by Greer Shlivandas When two matchsticks meet, will they ignite? | |||||||||
1. Nibai Akuma Kokoro » reviewsLet's see...Is this a story where all the guys of Konoha except Naruto, of course, and a certain redhead turn into girls and can't keep their hands off of Naruto? A battle for Naruto's heart and Gaara...In high heels? NaruHarem? Yep. NC-17Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 71,062 - Reviews: 213 - Updated: 1-5-12 - Published: 3-19-07 - Naruto U. & Gaara2. Kitsune no Kyuubi, Naruto no Kitsune » reviewsWhat if the sealing ceremony between Kyuubi and Naruto hadn't worked? What if Kyuubi took Naruto to be his foster son? A hell of a lot of chaos, that's what. Please R&R or die!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,802 - Reviews: 313 - Updated: 1-5-12 - Published: 1-6-07 - Naruto U. & Kurama/Kyuubi3. Broke Straight Guys » reviewsRent is due within days. All his other resources have been exhausted. And his girlfriend just broke up with him. Naruto Uzumaki finds himself stepping into a world that he could never have imagined in his wildest dreams for the sake of rent. NaruGaaNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 111,930 - Reviews: 474 - Updated: 1-5-12 - Published: 3-28-09 - Gaara & Naruto U.4. Brush & Ink reviewsFor the first time in a long time, Sasuke Uchiha found himself feeling particularly hopeless. When Naruto suggested the project, he was skeptical. But now, it may be just the thing he needed. Naruto SasukeNaruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,578 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-5-11 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.5. Night Watchmen reviewsGaara was watching, studying, learning. Tonight's subject would be Sasuke Uchiha. Such a shame that he would kill him soon. Slight GaaSasu?Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-14-11 - Gaara & Sasuke U. - Complete6. 30 Forbidden Fruit Challenge reviews"I've lied about everything, but this."- Van Gogh in the Olive Grove by Roberta Hill Whiteman These fruits are to be consumed in their entirety. I hope you enjoy them.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-4-11 - Published: 6-3-11 - Naruto U.7. Send Ye Back to the Land of Gods » reviewsIt was unlike anything they had seen. The hunter cut open his hand and extended it. Was it a kamuy? Between struggling to avoid those who sought to enslave them and a peculiar visitor, the Hamuhu would be busy for quite some time... Giftfic NaruSasuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,330 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-4-11 - Published: 5-30-11 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.8. Mnemosyne reviews'Memory has a geography inside the body, physical and sometimes trackable...' He hoped the Sight went away soon. He didn't know how much longer he could stand to watch Gaara be in such pain. NaruGaaNaruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,955 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-22-11 - Naruto U. & Gaara - Complete9. Mein Monster reviewsIn shadows he saw truth. He sought solace in the light for years until causality drove him into a world he'd spent his life escaping. Things DO go bump in the night. And Naruto is ready to bring along the asylum's newest member along for the ride. NaruGaaNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 8-7-10 - Published: 12-17-08 - Naruto U. & Gaara10. Vanquishing the Dragon reviews-Companion to Ruger Luminist- When the world seems to be falling apart around your head, you soon realizes that you only need that one special person to make things okay. And for Sasuke, his one person has never been so far out of his reach.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-3-10 - Published: 1-23-10 - Gaara & Sasuke U.11. Kirin reviewsWhen the woodcutter's son found the horses, he knew he could not abandon them. And they thanked him for that. GaaSasu NaruGaaNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-19-09 - Gaara & Sasuke U. - Complete12. Green Requiem reviewsPart Four of the Color Symphony. The end has come. Nothing stands in the way of decisions both right and wrong. The closer their hearts get, the closer they all become to destruction. When the pages run out, only one man will be triumphant.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,687 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-11-09 - Gaara & Naruto U. - Complete13. Orange Lilies » reviewsAll the pretty things in the world couldn't sway him. Interacting was a language that he'd been forced to learn but hated performing. Naruto just wanted to be left alone. Such skewed perceptions are best left to a redhead to deal with. NaruGaaNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 11-14-09 - Published: 12-30-08 - Gaara & Naruto U.14. Regrets of a Zombie reviewsMichiru doesn't know what to do about Chika. He's shut down completely. So she does her best to try to get him to open up again. after A-Loan arc ChichiruZombie-Loan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 6-8-09 - Chika & Michiru - Complete15. Lick the Red, Suck the White reviewsClosed doors, almost Christmas-time, and Sakura listening in on conversations she shouldn't be. Surely Sasuke couldn't be doing THAT with her idiotic blonde teammate? Do the ears deceive or are arbitrary perceptions in the way of the truth? SasuNaruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-1-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete16. White Magus, Black Devout reviewsNaruto hated his job as a black mage. So his instructor decided to perhaps give him some motivation in the form of his friend's sexy new apprentice, but wait-Wasn't it supposed to be a boy? NaruGaaNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,941 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11-22-08 - Gaara & Naruto U. - Complete17. After Party reviewsA handshake? Oh, please. We all know Naruto wanted more than that. After ep.32 of Shippuden NaruGaa NC-17 OneshotNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 67 - Published: 11-24-07 - Gaara & Naruto U. - Complete
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