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Author has written 27 stories for Harry Potter, Stargate: SG-1, Bridge to Terabithia, Stargate: Atlantis, Hannah Montana, Torchwood, Twilight, and Kingdom Hearts.
Tragedy never takes a day off.
My name's Jess.
I love to write, though I frequently get writer's block.
I want to be a kindergarten teacher, bring on the little kids! :D
I am obsessed with Panic At The Disco and love their songs. "When The Day Met The Night" and "We're So Starving" are both AWESOME!
I obsessively ship Rydon, Joncer, Peterick, Gabilliam, Chizden, pretty much anything slashy. Yeah.
Brendon Urie must have ADHD, I swear. The only thing more hyper than that guy is that guy on caffeine.
William Beckett = the shit. Period.
Don't like slash? Then don't bitch at me. Just fuck off.
My Aussie friend on LJ got me in the habit of calling some of my friends "King Of Narnia" or "wockets" and "wosets". Damn Dr. Suess.
One of my personal quotes is: "Anyone can be on Hannah Montana. Just take a video of you talking to a dog in a blonde wig with bad pop music playing in the background. No one can tell the difference."
My Life Soundtrack
First Day At School:
Falling In Love:
Getting back together:
Birth of Child:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!
(Gotta love Havah Kinny... Seriously.)
BOLD ones are me
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I READ SLASH/INCEST, so I MUST have sex with my family.
I like to be ALONE, so I MUST have no friends.
I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST love the Disney Channel.
I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST love Hannah Montana (NEVER HAPPENING! Ew.)
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
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If you think Ryan and Brendon from Panic At The Disco just need to admit they're dating already, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.
If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.
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If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You can finish this 'ice ice _"
(I am such a 90s kid... I spent days trying to get my friend Bri to hand over all over her Pokemon cards so I could be the coolest. Also, one more thing: GOLD POKEMON CARDS.
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