LOLHAYTHURR.
I'm KO'ed, and welcome to my profile. Sort of.
I'm 12, so much of my writing sucks major ass, but I hope that it
doesn't keep you from reading it. Because if I had no readers, then I'd
pretty much be screwed. NO RLY. ;D
Anyway, since we're on ff.net,
I should probably let you know about my fanfic preferences. I enjoy
drabbles and oneshots a lot because they usually contain more
significance and symbolism than your average multichaptered passage.
I'm a sucker for significance and "deeper meanings", and I luvluvluv
raw emotion. At the moment, I'm also in love with present tense. It
gives any dull writing a push, making it seem more monumental than it
actually is.
SO YAZ.
If you take a look at my stuff, you'll
probably mistake me for a drabble-only writer. Don't. I'm working on a
full-length fic as we speak, but I have to finish it before posting it
or I'll lose interest in the middle and leave everyone hanging, which
would be mean. AND I'M TOO BITCHIN' TO BE MEAN, FOOL. D:
I
read romance, but tend not to write it as much. Apparently, genfic
writers don't get much attention on ff.net, which is a truth that has
been made painstakingly obvious by Reunion, my only smut fic. Though it's one of my worst works, it's also my most popular. I mean, WTF.
W.
TF.
And
the worst part is that it only seems to attract the horny fangirls who
are too braindead to leave a review that's more than five words long
and become disappointed when they realize that Sakura and Sasuke aren't
dryhumping. Sex sells, I guess, but only to ig'nant kids. Let's see a
good writer who actually likes Reunion, ho. :'D /rant>
So
I assume that if you're down here, you've actually taken the time to
read my super-useless textblock. If you have, congratulations. You lose
the intarnets. FAIL@U!
LOLLERZ
I KIZZ U
I MOLEST U
I MAEK U SCREEM WIT PLESUR
MMF MMF MMF
O:
Haha. Jay to the Kay, bish. Let's be friends k.
Much luv.
Bai. :B
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