My name is Joe. I am a 1-year-old female. I live on Mars. Some of this is a lie, but I'm not telling what.
I love JtHM, Hannibal Lecter, Dorian Gray, Smeagol Gollum, Raistlin Majere, Mystique, Jason Stryker, Agent Smith, the Ghost Twins, Morgan le Fey, Doc Ock, Wilbur Whateley, Richard Pickman, Eugene Victor Tooms, Dr. Strangelove, everything by Stephen King, everything by Douglas Adams, and the Monty Python group, not necessarily in that order.
I've written so much I don't know what to do with it all, but not much is up yet. If you're reading this, wish me luck.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, or thin air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed maniacally until you choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, copy and paste this onto onto your profile.
If you think that the stupid kids in that one commercial should just give the rabbit some cerial, copy and paste this onto your profile.
92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this on your profile if you are part of the 8 who would be laughing your carcass off.
95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Konoha-Salad, Exclamation mark and co., Optimistic-Pessimist, and GuesssWho
Hey, I have a few non-oneshots up! And at least one of them has something of a plot! Wow!
General disclaimer: I own them all!!! Okay, not really. But it would be nice!
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