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Author has written 28 stories for Dragonlance, X-overs, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, 1984, Misc. Books, Book X-overs, Misc. Movies, Sandman, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Spider-Man, Matrix, Jhonen Vasquez, and Discworld. My name is Joe. I am a 1-year-old female. I live on Mars. Some of this is a lie, but I'm not telling what. I love JtHM, Hannibal Lecter, Dorian Gray, Smeagol Gollum, Raistlin Majere, Mystique, Jason Stryker, Agent Smith, the Ghost Twins, Morgan le Fey, Doc Ock, Wilbur Whateley, Richard Pickman, Eugene Victor Tooms, Dr. Strangelove, everything by Stephen King, everything by Douglas Adams, and the Monty Python group, not necessarily in that order. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, or thin air, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you have ever laughed maniacally until you choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, copy and paste this onto onto your profile. If you think that the stupid kids in that one commercial should just give the rabbit some cerial, copy and paste this onto your profile. 92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this on your profile if you are part of the 8 who would be laughing your carcass off. 95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Konoha-Salad, Exclamation mark and co., Optimistic-Pessimist, and GuesssWho Hey, I have a few non-oneshots up! And at least one of them has something of a plot! Wow! General disclaimer: I own them all!!! Okay, not really. But it would be nice! | |||||||||||||
1. What Not To Do In Lovecraft reviewsA list of rules for dealing with cosmic horrorMisc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-4-07 - Complete2. The Patrician's Schedule reviewsI read this one bit where it suggested that his schedule included being 'relaxed and a people person', and I ran with it while no one was looking.Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-27-07 - Complete3. Agent Neo » reviewsSmith finds a new purpose: to save the world. Possible AUMatrix - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-20-07 - Published: 2-3-07 - Smith, A.4. How To Write An Essay reviewsImpossible to describe. Deal with it.Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-25-07 - Complete5. A Memory reviewsJust my idea of what Nny can't remember . . . evil, I know, but at least I thought some about it.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-23-07 - Johnny C. & Mr. Eff - Complete6. MatriX reviewsMatrixXMen crossover. Smith and Neo find themselves in a whole new world. Oh no, not ANOTHER one!X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-6-07 - Complete7. Lovecraftian Family Reunion reviewsA family reunion from the pages of H. P. Lovecraft . . . oh dear!Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-29-07 - Complete8. Another Goblin reviewsMovieverse. What if Norman had called the police when he realized that he was the Green Goblin? Crossover with FF.Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-24-079. Some Anonymous Doctor Has a Really Bad Day reviewsA doctor has to deal with a supervillain who has the flu, among other thingsSpider-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-22-06 - Complete10. Doc Ock Vs The Joker reviewsA MarvelDC crossover. Otto helps Batman. Movieverse for Marvel, postSM2. Poss. AU for SM2X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-17-06 - Complete11. SpiderGirl Meets Dr OctopusWhat I think Octavius would be like, 20 years later.Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Published: 12-9-06 - Complete12. Truths Broken reviewsWhat if Peter had to protect a supervillain?A look at the shades of grey, hidden between ‘good’ and ‘evil’ . . . Ultimate SpiderMan universe, somewhat offcanon: for one thing, I added the mental ‘conversations’ thing from the 2nd movie.Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-7-06 - Complete13. My Vogon Poem reviewsA Vogon poem, by me.Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 11-27-06 - Complete14. An Average Day in Arkham reviewsNo, not the Asylum. This is NOT Batman, OKAY? A series of neardrabbles based on a single day in a VERY odd town. Refers to just about every one of his stories.Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-19-06 - Complete15. Bitter Opposites reviewsA look at what Destruction thinks about each defining the opposite . . .Sandman - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-19-06 - Complete16. The REAL Dark PowersDiane Duane’s Wizards series meets H. P. Lovecraft and his Mythos: if there is a Speech, why not a Dark Speech? And H. P. L.’s languages of R’lyeh would be a good one. Cthulhu fthagn!Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Published: 11-9-06 - Complete17. A BAD Way to Make 5 BucksExactly what it sounds like. A crossover between and no, I’m not kidding Ed Edd and Eddy and the tales of H. P. Lovecraft. Neardrabble.X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Published: 11-9-06 - Complete18. Strangelove reviewsAn odd little vignette . . .Dr. Strangelove, or HILtSWaLtB DialogueonlyMisc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-8-06 - Complete19. Harry Potter Meets Mordred Deschain reviewsHarry Potter and friends come to MidWorld to hide from the Death Eaters. Dark Tower crossover, AU. Slightly cracked.Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-8-06 - Complete20. The JLA vs Cthulhu reviewsThe JLA fights H. P. Lovecraft’s sleeping Cthulhu. Yes, I know it isn’t fair–but I’m more of a Marvel fan anyway.X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-8-06 - Complete21. Childhood's Hour reviewsA memory from a dear friend . . .Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-7-06 - Complete22. An Argument in an AmbulanceA possible conversation in the ambulance that took ‘Pembry’ out. And yes, I know it should be SotL, but most of the SotL stuff is here.Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Published: 11-7-06 - Complete23. The Lovecraftian Monster Convention reviewsJust a oneshot. All the monsters from, or based on, Lovecraft and his Cthulhu Mythos have a convention.Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-7-06 - Complete24. Elvis in R'lyeh reviewsJust something silly I thought of a while ago. The plot bunnies of Cthulhu return!Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-3-06 - Complete25. 1984 Warsong reviewsA poem I wrote after reading 1984 once too often.1984 - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-17-06 - Complete26. VERY Strange Christmas reviewsHannibal Lecter’s take on Christmas. Only read this if you’re totally and utterly fed up with the holidays, at least as the corporations would have it–shopping for 5 months straight, and all that jazz.Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-14-06 - Complete27. Our JailA SotLXFiles crossover. What if one of the guys from ‘My Town’ met H. L.? Post Red Dragon, pre SotL.X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Published: 10-14-0628. A Game of Chess reviewsRaistlin and Palin at the Inn. A bit of a whatif story: what if Raistlin stayed, after the Chaos War? Not that much happens in this story–as far as adventuring is concerned, that is. If you’re interested in people, though, it’s fun.Dragonlance - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-12-06 - Raistlin & Palin - Complete
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