Hi, this is Deyinel. (Waves at you)

Please note: The avatar I am using does not belong to me. It was made by Commits_Puns at www.snotling.org reguarding the Goblins comic I am obsessed about. I am using it with permission.

By request: I AM NOT DEAD (As of Sept 2, 2012)

Feb 3/11: Still having trouble with the site. I can just about pop on occasionally right now. A new update is coming up soon, however, so that's good. I will be trying to get back to reasonably fast updates.

Sept 30/10: Not much has changed except that I'm at school again and so I can update. If anyone knows of some good virus protection, I could really use it. Thanks!

March 29/10: Well, the bad news is that I've been really busy lately with coursework and haven't been updating. Unfortunately, my exams are coming up, so that's not going to change for a while. The worse news is that I still can't access ff.net. I know you're probably tired of this by now, (if anyone actually reads these,) and so am I. Problem is after classes end I won't be going into school and won't be able to get on the site at all. I really don't know what I'm going to do. If anyone knows of anything that can really protect my computer, (you probably have it if you're able to get on here), please PLEASE let me know what it is and where I can get it. You can still send me private messages and I'll get them, but I won't be able to respond until this is fixed. Thanks for your patience, and your help. :)

Feb 22/10: The virus protection thing didn't happen, for reasons I'd rather not discuss. I'm still stuck using the school computers, but I am trying to update and such, so hang in there. Thanks to everyone.

Feb 12/10: My friend may be bringing me some virus protection this weekend which would mean that I might actually be able to go back on ff.net at home again, which would be wonderful! (I have way too many stories I am behind on reading). Update times should also be a little faster after that. Wish me luck!

Jan 15/10: I keep getting a virus from ff.net, and I can't even access the site from safe mode. It's a nasty one and I can't risk getting it again. If anyone has ideas for a virus protection software that could help with this, or a way to get rid of the virus off of the site I would be very greatful. I have been checking the site when I go to school, and attempting to update here, but it is very difficult and annoying, and is causing my updates to be late. I'll do my best, but this does complicate things.

ATTENTION! Check below for new story ideas, and be sure to e-mail me if you have questions about any of them and I'll probably be able to tell you a lot more than they show. The new ones aren't always on the top, but they all have nice 'new' tags on them. Enjoy!

NOTE: I will finish all stories I start, regardless of the number of reviews, so don't worry if I haven't updated in a while. However, I give stories with lots of reviews precidence over stories with few reviews in terms of updating. So, if you want me to update, the best thing you can do is review and let me know what you think. But, if you don't want to I will still update, it'll just take me longer.

About Me

Name: Deyinel (that's all I'm saying)

Sex: Female

Age: Five years older than I was five years ago

Location: Inside a 'We Love Gar' t-shirt

Likes and Obsessions:

Reading

Writing

"The Last Unicorn" (Book and movie), "Fern Gully - The Last Rainforest" (Book and movie)

"Lord Of The Rings" and "The Hobbit" (books)

"Parasyte" (Manga) www.animevice.com/parasyte/10-1363/

Dungions and Dragons (the game)

Shows: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Aang/Katara, Aang/Toph), "Invader Zim" (Dib/Tak), "Danny Phantom" (Danny/Kitty, Danny/Valerie), "Kim Possible" (Rongo, Rori), Ben 10, Teen Titans (Beast Boy/Terra), Supernatural

Comics: "The Doom Patrol" and "The New Teen Titans" (I like Gar, because he is awsome), "Yugioh" (original manga mostly, before duelist kingdom), "Groo the Wonderer", "Calvin and Hobbs", lots of online comics, see below.

Music: Simple Plan, Within Temptation, James Tayler, Gordon Lightfoot, numerous others.

Sevear dislikes:

Smoking (I'm alergic to it, and it is very unpleasent when people smoke near me)

Pesticides (especially cosmetic ones, but those we put on food are definately not healthy either, which is why I eat almost 100 precent organic)

Movies made off of books which are badly done

People who use formula for their babies instead of breastfeeding. PM me if you want to know why.

People who go into a clearly marked forum and procede to badmouth the people in the forum for liking what they do (jerks!)

Cool Links:

www.goblinscomic.com - The best web comic I have ever encountered. The artwork alone is very well done, and the characters and story easily make up for rather slow update times. A D&D related story about a group of goblins who decide that they have had enough with their warcamps being whiped out by low-level adventurers, and decide to become player characters and go up levels themselves. Now go check it out and get hooked!

www.terinu.com - My other favorite comic. ;) Pretty much tied with Goblins as my favorite, although it is a completely different kind of comic. Most of the pages are in black and white, and the awsomeness of story, characters and artwork will keep you hooked. This is a SciFi story set in the future. Terinu, a strange, gray skinned alien boy with a tale, seems to be the target of every power in the galaxy because of a powerful energy he can generate, and his mysterious past. You seriously want to go read this, guys!

www.sluggy.com - Sluggy Freelance. This webcomic is truly awsome! It has been going on for nine years or so and updates every day, so it has the longest archive I have ever seen. It is very funny, and sometimes also very tender, sad and heartwarming. It also has some of the best Harry Potter perodies I have ever seen. Very funny stuff, guys! The perodies are pretty much independent, so go on and read...

- Torg Potter and the Sorcerer's Nuts: www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=020902

- Torg Potter and the Chamberpot of Secretions: www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=030915

- Torg Potter and the President from Arkansas: www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=050822

- Torg Potter and the Giblets With Fiber: www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=080305

www.girlgeniusonline.com - Love this comic, very funny, and at the same time really touching. I seriously recommend checking it out.

http://ladytimedramon.joeyteel.com/garfieldlogan/index.html - The best fan site for anything to do with Garfield Logan, also known as Beast Boy or the Changeling. This site is especially to do with Gar in his comic incarnations, but if you're a fan of the show there is still an awsome forum, and a bunch of avatars, wallpapers and such. This site has it all: info, comic pages, fan art, fiction etc. If you are a fan of Gar please stop by, and you won't regret it!

www.fanfiction.net/s/6318423/1/Hitchups - A link to Hitchups, a fantastic "How to Train Your Dragon" fanfiction. This is the best HTTYD fic I have seen, and one of the very best fan fics I've found on the site. In my opinion, it would make an excellent book. This fic answers the question 'what if Hiccup hadn't chased after Astrid when she ran to warn the villiage?' It features great characters, the Norse gods, adventures and growing up. That, and some of the funniest and most believable dialogue out there. I highly reccommend it!

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/500726/harunekonya - Profile for harunekonya, a really good ff writer. My favorites of his/her stories are the Natsume Yuujinchou fan fic "Worthy of a Name" (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6750992/1/Worthy-of-a-Name), and its' sequel, "The Human Mask" (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7731108/1/The-Human-Mask). Both fan fics are incredible! Please check them out if you're a fan.

www.fanfiction.net/u/991004/pearl84 - The profile for Pearl84, the best Danny Phantom writer I have discovered! Her stories are seriously awsome, in character and well writen. In other words, they are all around fantastic. If you are a DP fan her stories are the ones you should read!

www.durika.org - A wonderful site about the Foundation Durika, a self sustainable community in Costa Rica, which is working to preserve sections of rainforest. For more info go to the link. It is a wonderful goal, and a neat vacation spot. :)

www.pesticidefreecanada.org - An excellent site to visit, this is for all of my fellow Canadians out there who want to help make our great country free from this unnessisary and harmful substance. This poison is not only unhealthy for the environment, but for humans as well, and particularly for children. Check it out, my friends, and see what you can do.

These following sites are also very useful. They are some of the ones I used when I was researching the effects of pesticides, and the alternitives to them which are available. Have a look if you like!

www.cbc.ca/nb/story/nb_pesticides20051128.html - a CBC news artical called “Towns Want Clearer Pesticide Laws.”

www.regional.org.au/au/roc/1992/roc1992031.htm - a site about pesticides in agriculture.

www.nrdc.org/health/pesticides/hcarson.asp - “The Story of Silent Spring – How a courageous woman took on the chemical industry and raised important questions about humankind's impact on nature.”

www.texasep.org/html/pes/pes_5alt.html - “Pesticide Alternatives”

www.peelregion.ca/health/family-health/breastfeeding/formula-nothanks.htm - A site with some very useful information on the benefits of breastfeeding and the dangers of formula. These are only some of the reasons why breastfeeding is the way to go. If you're curious, feel free to check it out!

More to come!

Story Status Report: School, work and volenteering are nasty. I'm still updating though, just very slowly. Please bear with me.

"Return Of Bad Boy" - COMPLETE!!

"Love Is Worth Dying For" - COMPLETE!

"Loving You Behind Closed Doors" - Chapter 15 up. Next one coming fairly soon.

"Son Of The Monkey Man" - Chapter 5 is up!

"Darkness: Master of Shadows" - COMPLETE! But, watch out for "White Walls", comming soon!

"Best Friends Since Pre-K" - Chapter 4 is up! Will be updated after some of the other ones.

"Shades of Self" - Chapter 1 is up. Will be updated soon, probably sometime this week.

"Destiny's Claws" - Formerly "Let Me Go" This story WILL be continued, but not for quite a long time. I will not give up though. A story will be written.

The following are story ideas I want to write by am not able to start at the current time:

"The Day The Earth Stopped Standing" - (Invader Zim) What if Tak's plan to turn the earth into a giant piniata had worked? With Dib captured along with five thousand other humans Tak is on her way to the Almighty Tallest. Meanwhile Zim, Gaz and GIR flee from Earth in Zim's voot runner. What will happen? I know, but you'll have to read the story to find out. ;) Predominatly for Dib and Tak fans, but there will be a fair amount of the other characters to. (Dib/Tak, Gaz/GIR)

"Dib And The Takship" - (Invader Zim) (After "Backseat Drivers From Beyond The Stars") Tak's ship has her personallity inside, but after the crash it also has a few screws loose. And now that ship is starting to look at our favorite jr. paranormal investigator in a whole new way...poor Dib. ;)

"The Power Of Imagination" - (Kim Possible) Ron wakes up one morning to find that he has the power of imagination. When he imagines something it happens. Mayhem ensues, as you knew it would. ;)

"Artemis And Apollo" - (Kim Possible) Meet a deadly pair of mercenaries who'll do anything for the right price. Follow them through varius jobs and learn their past and how they changed from Shego and Ron to Artemis and Apollo. (Ron/Shego)

"Potential Boy" - (Kim Possible) John Doe, an enterprising villan, has a mind control device and plans to use it on a certain Kim Possible. Unfortunatly for him, it is Ron Stoppable who finds himself in Doe's clutches. Or is it unfortunate? (Ron/Kim)

Attention: Beast Speaker has been taken down and I will not be writing it.

"Monkey Mastery" - (Kim Possible) Overnight Ron's mystical monkey power grows to astonishing perportions. However, they also take on a mind of its own. This begs the question: will Ron control it, or will it control him? (follows after "Monkey Ninjas in Space")(Ron/Kim)

"Stripes" - (Kim Possible) Falsetto Jones has moved from dog breading to collecting rare animals for his new menagerie. However, (you knew there'd be a however,) there is more to this seemingly harmless collection than meets the eye, as a certain pare of teen-age heros are about to find out. (Ron/Kim, or Ron/OC)

Attention: "Who's In My Body?" has been taken down and I will not be writing it.

"Loan Wolf" - (Weekenders) What if the Loan Wolves were more than some dressed up geeks. What will they do when Tino won't join them? (Yeah, I can't keep the supernatural out of my stories. So sue me. Acually, please don't, as I own nothing but my ideas.)

"The Key" - (Treasure Planet) Ever wonder why Jim is the only one you see opening the map? Here's why. Also a new villan and an original plot! (no parings so far) "Oh, I found the map several years ago." A clawed hand extended toward him clutching the bronze sphere. "All I need now is the key." Jim fought against the restraining hands. "You don't need a key, purp-head," he snarled. "You just open it." Sharp teath flashed as the pirate smiled slowly and Jim felt something shiver down his spine. "Show me boy," the pirate said.

"The Story of a Clone"- (Carl Squared) "I don't mind the chores, or the homework, they're fun. But I'm not even a indevidual. I'm Carl's clone, his gopher, his eternal stand-in. And just once I'd like to be a person. And the worst part is, I didn't mind before. I thought, sure, I'll be a pretend Carl forever, at least I have a family now. At least I have half a life. But that stopped being enough for me a while ago, though I didn't realize it." (C2/Skye)

"Ospray's Revenge" - (Pirates of the Carabian) Elizabeth has gone off with Jack Sparrow and Will has decided that he has been betrayed and broken for the last time. He's through with being the nice guy and seeks assistance from someone who is not only very poweful, but who also has a score to settle with a certain pirate. Someone like...Davy Jones? (After "Dead Man's Chest")

"Lucky 13" - (Jimmy Neutron) Happens during the movie. What if the Yolkians had wanted something other than sacrifices to Poltra? Captured, Jimmy is offered a choice that's not a choice at all. Or would you let your entire town be murdered before your eyes? (Not sure if there will be any romance. Odd, I know, but you'll have to wait and see.)

"Alone" - (Danny Phantom) Danny Fenton is a boy who lives in a world which has enslaved ghosts. Danny Phantom is his alter ego, his ghost half, created in a lab accident, which he must keep hidden lest he be enslaved like all the rest.

"Politics" - (Danny Phantom) (takes place after PP) Danny Phantom saved the world from the disasteroid. But now it is on the verge of an all out war with the inhabitants of the Ghost Zone. But then two ghost diplomats arrive with peace treaty from the Ghost Zone's ruler. Unfortunately there's a catch. Danny must agree to an arranged marriage with a ghost girl to bind the two worlds together or else the war will continue. Danny Fenton really hates politics... (Danny/Sam and possible Danny/Kitty)

"The Price Of A Chance" - (Are You Afraid Of The Dark?) Obscure shows anyone? This story is an alternate ending to the episode "Tale of the Zombie Dice". Alex never took a chance in his life. He lost against Mr. Click and now he and Tate are being sold as six inch high pets to some of Mr. Click's buyers. Alex doesn't want to give up, but how can he possibly get out of this?

These stories won't be out for a while, because I have four stories I'm working on that are already submitted, so I think it's more importent that I finish them first. This is just a heads up. (I may not be posting all of these stories, ever. Some of them are just ideas.)

I LOVE reading, especially fantasy and some science fiction. Some of my favorite topics on this site are Kim Possible, Invader Zim and Corpse Bride. I love Lord of the Rings, but I find it impossible to write fan fics about the books because they are already perfect in my eyes and I wouldn't want to produce somthing that doesn't live up to the origenals.

I plan to be a fantasy author, so I appreciate any and all comments and sugestions, I'll need them. However, I do not appreciate flamers, and would prefer that they refrain from flaming my stories. Thank you. ;)

I, Deyinel, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution. Post this same thing in your profile and spread the love!

Thnx!