To those who will read this...

11-12-2008
Holy Crap I'm Alive!!

12-9-2008
HOLY CRAP I UPDATED A STORY AND FINISHED IT!

Gee wiz, it's been...oh six months since anyone has probably ever heard from me. But hey, I am making a slow and steady recovery! My imagination is back at work and hopefully some chapters will be made public in the near future. Sorry for the lack of updating, reviewing, or just saying hi. But I'm back!

Birthday: Novemeber 19, 1988 (use math people. You can figure it out!)
Family: I have three brothers, 19, 18, and almost 2 years old.
Home State: KY
Current State: OH
Pen Name: I'm gunna keep this in here to avoid confusion. The nickname Kratos Wilder did not come to mind because I support the pairing. I actually dislike yaoi. The story is that Kratos and Zelos are my two favorite characters, so my brother and I combined the names. Hence, Kratos Wilder. If your still confused, I hope that you at least know that I don't like them together.

Favorite stuff:
Anime: Naruto, Dragonball Z, Yu Yu Hakusho
Games: Tales of Symphonia, Legend of Zelda, Mario Kart (just a classic)
Bands/Music: Linkin Park, Breaking Benjamin, Prozzak (they kind of stick out compared to the rest, hehe) Trust Company, 3 Days Grace
TV Shows: Law and Order, Just Shoot Me, Home Improvement
People: Dane Cook, Jim Carrey, David Spade, Brian Regan, Tim Allen
Songs: Leave out all the rest: Linkin Park
Be As: Prozzak
Unknown Soldier: Breaking Benjamin
Remeber the Name: Fort Minor
Downfall: Trust Company
I Want to Be Loved: Prozzak
In Pieces: Linkin Park
Animal I Have Become: 3 Days Grace
Just Friends: Prozzak

Favorite Quotes: (some are funny and some are meaningful to me)
-"If relying and depending on someone at the most crucial time is what it means to protect them, then the meaning of the word 'protect' must have changed significantly from my understanding." Kratos Aurion Tales of Symphonia
-"Start each day out the holy way...with Christ Chex...it's a miracle in a bowl. Just open the box and you hear "Ahhh" and then a lil' angle flies out and says, 'Good morning! Life is beautiful!'" Dane Cook
-"Does one need a reason to save lives?" Tenten Naruto
-"I before E, except after C, and when sounding like 'A' as in neighbor and weigh, and on the weekends and holidays and all throughout May. You'll always be wrong no matter what you say!" Brian Regan
-"People who smoke cigarettes they say, 'Man, you don't know how hard it is to quit smoking.' Yes I do. It's as hard as it is...to start flossing!" Mitch Hedberg
-"In order to change the world, I must first change myself." Raine Sage Tales of Symphonia
-"You are a loser. You will always be a loser, because that's what a loser is...a loser. And there is nothing a loser can be but a loser. The fact that you are a loser has already been decided, and when something is decided, it cannot be changed, because it is decided. And it has been decided by none other than me, Neji Hyuuga!" (this is just a funny quote from a funny picture. Three guesses who said it and the first two don't count.)
-"I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?" Kakashi Hatake Naruto
-"Life itself is one big training session. Get as much training as you can." Piximon Digimon (cheesy, yes, but he had a very good point.)
-"You laugh now but you know Monday morning you're going to be like, 'Hey Marcus. How was your weekend?'" Dane Cook
-"All I ever hear is Sasuke this and Sasuke that. What's so great about this guy anyway?" Naruto Uzamaki Naruto (ha, if you know me so well, you know how much I loathe Sasuke. I found this to be quite true!)

Favorite Characters:
-(Naruto) Tenten, Rock Lee, Temari, Neji, Shikamaru, Deidara, Kiba, Pein, Itachi//(Dragonball Z) Perfect Cell (only) Gohan, Goten, Vegeta
-(Tales of Symphonia) Kratos, Zelos, Genis, Lloyd, Raine, Sheena, Yuan

Un-Favorite Charaters:
-(Naruto) Sasuke, Kisame, Kankuro, Shino, Kabuto, Orochimaru, Ino//(Dragonball Z) Goku, Frieza, Pan, Piccolo
-(Tales of Symphonia) Regal, Kvar, Mithos, Rodyle, Pronyma

Favorite Couples:
-Naruto
Neji and Tenten
Shikamaru and Temari
Pein and Konan
-Tales of Symphonia
Kratos and Anna
Yuan and Martel
Genis and Presea
Lloyd and Colette
Zelos and Sheena

My Big No-No's (If you dislike, I stick my tounge out at you xp)
-Naruto
-Neji and Sakura
Why? How many times has Neji been around her? Sakura likes Sasuke and might even be hinting something for Naruto. Neji is practically seen around either Tenten or Hinata, and since the fear of incest, by order of elimination, I see Tenten being the best choice. Plus they are just too cute together. Sakura has been pwned!!
-Kankuro and Tenten (this is a pairing, too)
Why? Do they even know they exsist? The only time I can think of that they were on screen together was when the old lady brought Gaara back to life. Did they do something I missed?
-Shikamaru and Ino
Why? I can see why people see them together, since a lot of other couples are on the same team. However, they just don't seem to have the effect like everyone else does. Yes they are friends, but that's all they seem to be. Besides, look at Shika's parents. If Shika is going to be like his dad, then it's Temari he will end up with in the end.
-Neji and Hinata
Why? Do I really need to explain? It's just wrong in so many ways.

-Tales of Symphonia
-Kratos and Raine
Why? First of all, they didn't seem to show any affection for each other during the game. If anything, Raine was always suspicious of Kratos. Plus, death of a lover is extremely hard to get over. If you lost someone that close to you and are constanly reminded of that person, do you really think you would get over it. Yes, perhaps you should move on, but there is no replacment. I guess this is just a personal thing for me, because my dad got remarried and I threw a fit. I just don't like them together.
-Zelos and Colette
Why? This could be hard, just because it is Zelos' nature to act in love with any girl around him. But given the events before they even met, I don't think Lloyd would be too happy if some perv like Zelos won her over. Plus the personalities don't match. Colette is way too nice for her own good. That's why she's better with Lloyd.

Forwarning:
I have a terrible disease; it's called the Nara Syndrome. Laziness is a part of my every day life, though I am trying to overcome it. So for all those stories I haven't updated, I am working on them. I think about writing them until Nara Syndrome kicks in again and I find myself staring out into space. I apologize for my laziness and I have the thoughts (maybe some curses) of my readers in mind!

I also have a C2 up for Tales called "Give Kratos a Hug!" (for he needs some) So, if you would like to join, just contact me, or don't and just join!!

P.S. A few things before I end this. To all my reviewers, though I do not respond to your reviews, I do read them and I take them to heart. I update because I do not want to let you guys down.
Two, feel free to contact me for everyday needs (haha, jk). If you have questions or just want to talk, I love getting emails. It makes me warm and fuzzy inside. Just don't ask where to find me! I will lead you astray...muhahahaha!

Now that you've read all of this, I wish you good luck in all that you do, all that you will do, and all that you are too lazy not to do.

May Nara Syndrome rule the world! Peace out!!

Kratos Wilder