Hi.

Now what?

Name: Evan

Gender: Male

Age: 16

Location: None of your beeswax you stupid head/Colorado

Movies in order:

The Lost World: Jurassic Park

Eight-Legged Freaks

Scream

TV shows in order:

Robot Chicken

Late Night With Conan O'Brien

Scrubs

Movies out of order:

Scream

Eight-Legged Freaks

The Lost World: Jurassic Park

Video Games:

SSBB trust me... FINE DON'T! SEE IF I CARE! (whenever I'll get it)

Video Games out of order:

(paper sign taped on it that reads "out of order" in bad hand-writing)

Read my stories or all of your dreams will come true! (As in the kind when you sleep so your life will be messed up.)

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1. The Case of the Mystery » reviews

Having a Welcoming party at DeDeDe's castle, the Smashers soon go on a quest for an evil deed doer, simultaniously being the target of a dark force. Will they figure out the truth combining the horror of it all? FINISHED

Complete - Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-13-08 - Published: 11-22-07

2. Wet Season! » reviews

Lol 'Smashers' Lives' trendy story!1 It's all watery! XOMG READ NOW AND REVIEW PLZ. Finished.

Complete - Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 3-21-08 - Published: 8-28-06

3. SMASH IDOL 1 Parody reviews

Oneshot. People are auditioning for American Idol or Pop Idol or Smash Idol I don't know. JUST READ. YEAH.

Complete - Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-1-08 - Published: 3-1-08

4. Brawl Goes To Wine Country » reviews

They go to a winery! What you think the story involves probably is what will be in here... Or maybe not...? Nothing ensues because that's dumb. D:

Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-24-07 - Published: 12-18-07

5. SSB: Jurassic Park » reviews

Something has survived... I guess... Pit reveals he made a theme parkzoo and everyone goes there, but then the creatures gets loose and everyone runs and screams and cries and yeah and read because its educational! IT'S OVER.

Complete - Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,287 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 10-18-07 - Published: 8-25-07

6. Jigglypuff Roasts People! » reviews

Jigglypuff has a show where she makes fun of Smashers. That about sums it up... or does it? Might not be updated again.

Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 7-21-07 - Published: 6-24-06

7. Not An Other Angst Fic! reviews

[Oneshot] 'You,' he said, gazing at the moon, 'you thought that one thing happened to me... but it didn't, 'cause I'm right here... blah, blah, blah this has nothing to do with the story, read it'

Complete - Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-1-07 - Published: 6-1-07

8. Smashy Games » reviews

The Smashers compete in your average living room or backyard games.[It's not boring PSYCH IT IS! NOT! I hope] Each chapter a different game! Each game a different chapter! Wha..? Chapter 9: Fun bonus chapter!

Complete - Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,497 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 4-6-07 - Published: 3-16-06

9. Jigglypuff And The Candy Factory » reviews

Jigglypuff invites the other Smashers to her famous candy factory! But little do they know what she has in store for them... I guess. Might not be updated again...

Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-18-07 - Published: 2-16-07

10. The Stereotyperator » reviews

Peach has a machine that can make stereotypes! But kind of in a weird way that you might not think, I hope... And she uses it on the Smashers! DONEZ!1

Complete - Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,579 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 1-27-07 - Published: 12-25-06

11. SSB: Phear Phactor » reviews

Master Hand forces them to do Phear Phactor! Not Fear Factor. FLAMES ONLY!2 Will never ever be updated ever again! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-26-06 - Published: 10-17-06

12. Cold Turkey » reviews

The Smashers are addicted to gummy worms so the hands trick them into going on a reality show where they go cold turkey! [contains scenes of randomness and slapstick] R&Rz. FINISHED EL OH EL ARE EYE ZEE

Complete - Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,611 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 8-25-06 - Published: 6-12-06

13. Omg Murder » reviews

A half parody of those pesky Murder Mysteries! Crazy Hand invites stupid and creepy guests as Smashers while a killer goes around acting scary. Also Horror and Mystery. FINISHED.

Complete - Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-7-06 - Published: 7-3-06

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