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Author has written 15 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Pirates of the Caribbean, Naruto, Misc. Movies, and Death Note. --Profile-- Name: Notoriously known as 'Trigger'. Age: --Sings-- I am sixteen/going on seventeen. Gender: Female. Occupation: Hermit. Eats & Reads & Listens To: Chocolate and Kenneth Oppel novels and Rise Against. Hobbies: Writing and Baking and Reading and Sleeping and Baseball and Listening to music and Walking. Likes: Chocolate and Writing and Sleeping and Books and Music and Helping people. Dislikes: Vegetables and Cruelty and Milk and Writer's Block and Dogs and Being a hypochondriac. Inspiration: Comedies and Spontaneous ideas and Crappy '80s comedy television shows. --Explanation Behind Running Jokes In My Fanfictions-- 1) "Sweet/Holy --Insert random word or name here--!" No clue. I just string together spontaneous names or items that I've seen during the day. 2) Femininity in men. Well, to be blunt... she-males make me giggle. 3) Blatant mispronunciations of Alfons Heiderich's name. Because I couldn't pronounce his name when I first read it on Wikipedia. I had to watch the movie to find out. 4) Verbal/physical/mental abuse of Edward Elric. You know what they say, 'You hate the one you love the most.' 5) Consistently demeaning pervasive developmental or mental disorders. My brother is Autistic, therefore I have read several books and articles on Autism and Attention Deficit Disorder and Tourette's Syndrome, etc... I can't help but embellish my fanfictions with my vast knowledge. 6) Edward's nipple fetish. It spiraled from a magazine I read about a woman who put band-aids over her nipples before going to a party. It seemed funny to me so I added it into a chapter of Edward's Balomi and it received such positive feedback from the readers I continued to use it. 7) Light's frequent homicidal/suicidal references. I've always harbored an obsession with death. When I was a wee dolly, my Grandmum used to tell me stories about death and dying and dead people.. and I guess it really affected me. 8) Ryuuzaki's abnormal behavior/idiosyncrasies. Hey, he was an oddball in the series. I just fanned the flames a little and made him an anomalie. --Personal Quote-- 'Inspiration Is The Key To An Authors Heart' or, 'Shit Happens. Mostly To Me So Don't Worry.' --Random-- I, triggerhappy.antagonist, do solemnly swear to (try to) review all the fanfics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Post this same thing in your profile and spread the love! (NOTE: Apologies. I am still on hiatus. Writer's Block is a bastard.) | |||||||||
1. Bittersweet Moments » reviews--Parental!RoyEd Oneshots-- Colonel Mustang likes to catch the rare moments when the Fullmetal Alchemist acts like a child, whether he's throwing a tantrum or cowering from a storm in Mustang's office. --Bonding; Fluff--Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 5-17-08 - Published: 5-8-08 - Edward E. & Roy M.2. Dorsalgia reviews--Oneshot.-- In Which Colonel Mustang Discovers A Relief For Back Pain In The Form Of A Diminutive Blond Twelve-Year-Old With Platform Boots. --Parental!RoyEd If You Squint And Tilt Your Head To One Side.--Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-12-08 - Roy M. & Edward E. - Complete3. Calling In Dead reviewsEdward And Heiderich Oneshot. How Far Would Edward Go To Get Out Of Work? He Would Fake His Own Death, That's How Far. But Alfons Is Too Tenacious To Let Him Go Without A Fight.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-16-08 - Edward E. & A. Heidrich - Complete4. In Black Crayon » reviewsDuring The Time Light Was Chained To Ryuuzaki He Kept A Journal, In Which He Wrote His Most Deep And Vehement Thoughts. [Antagonist!Light] [Oblivous!Ryuuzaki] The SugarFixated Detective Through The Eyes Of Yagami Light.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,109 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 3-10-08 - Published: 10-22-07 - L & Light Y.5. For Worse Or For Better reviewsSequel To Edward's Balomi. Following The Lives Of Trisha And Hohenheim As They Struggle To Raise Their Rambunctious Sons And Prevent Hohenheim's Abhorrent Parenting Skills From Killing Them.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-19-08 - Edward E. & Alphonse E.6. Crystalline reviews[Running Scared] Set Two Months After The Movie. Oleg Is Feeling Unwanted By His New Family, So Joey Offers Him Some Paternal Reassurance. [Oneshot]Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-2-07 - Complete7. Distorted Faces reviewsWhile Waiting For His Team To Arrive, A Very Bored And Very Angry Sasuke Decides To Fight Off Boredom By Doing The Most Unexpected, Most Peculiar Thing Possible. [Oneshot] [WARNING: May Cause Your Lips To Smile!]Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-6-07 - Sasuke U. - Complete8. Ingenuous Upon The Malevolent Mind » reviewsWhen The Aztec Gold Curse Is Lifted, The Results Take Affect On Jack And Interfere With His Body's Normal Performance, Thus Reverting Him Back Into A Toddler. [Prior To Dead Man's Chest]Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-22-07 - Published: 1-11-079. Duplicitous reviewsHe Couldn't Do It. He Didn't Do It. The Infant Was Still Alive. [Traitor!Sasuke] [Oneshot] He Wouldn't Carry A Tainted Kunai.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-15-07 - Sasuke U. & Orochimaru - Complete10. Weihnachten » reviewsEd And Al Celebrate Their First Christmas With Roy. [A Collection Of Cute Christmas Oneshots] Weihnachten Means Christmas In German. Aren't Foreign Languages Cool!Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 12-20-06 - Published: 12-17-06 - Edward E. & Alphonse E.11. Edward's Balomi » reviewsA Collection Of Random Oneshots For Your Amusement. Please Note That They May Cause Seizures Or Brain Failure Due To The Extreme Amount Of Stupidity. You Have Been Warned! Recently Re-Edited.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,634 - Reviews: 165 - Updated: 12-11-06 - Published: 9-24-06 - Edward E. & Roy M.12. Behaglichkeit reviewsParental!Roy Chibi!Ed Bonding Oneshot [Roy's POV] [AngstyFluff] Behaglichkeit Means Comfort.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 11-13-06 - Roy M. & Edward E. - Complete13. Woy Mustang, Resident Babysitter reviewsIt Had Started With A Simple Question, 'Woy, Do You Have Any Playdoh' [Chibi!Ed Chibi!Al Oneshot] [Sequel To 'The Beginning Of A New Era']Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-22-06 - Edward E. & Alphonse E.14. Can We Sleep With You? reviewsYoung Edward And Alphonse's First Night At Colonel Mustangs' House. [Chibi!Ed Chibi!Al Oneshot] [Sequel To 'The Beginning Of A New Era']Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-18-06 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete15. The Beginning Of A New Era reviewsColonel Mustang Stared At The Two Figures Before Him. They Looked Familiar, Yet He Was Certain He’d Never Seen Them Before. His Onyx Eyes Were Narrowed Quizzically, Dark Brows Knitted Together In Both Confusion And Doubt. [Oneshot]Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-17-06 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete
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