Hi, everyone! It is I the insane ruler of this bio! Fear me and my awesome power!MWAHAHAHAHAHaHahahaha...ha.ahem Anyway, I'm a little new to this whole author account thing,my friend Inwe Nolatari set me up, but she didn't explain to me how to use this! T.T ( Inwe: Yes I did you're to stupid to firgure it out though. Me: shut up you baka ningen neko kuso!)Stop laughing at our stupidity! Silence inferior mortal...hmm anyways I originally wanted my name to be Pyrofox, but some evil person stole my idea. So I decided to name myself after the chickens who will someday rule the world!
Likes:shonen-ai, sugar, chocolate, The Book of Bunny Suicides (Inwe: Ha pepper and evil eye!)
Hates:Most ocs, preps (inwe: DIE PREPS DDDDIIIIEEEE!)
Favorite Manga:
Yu Yu Hakusho
Ruroni Kenshin
Tsubasa Resevoir Chronicles
Favorite pairings:
Kenshin/Kaoru(I can't remember how to spell her name,did I do it right?)
Hiei/Kurama
Most Despised Pairings:
Any characterxOC
Hieixany character other than Kurama and vice versa.
Favorite Quotes:
"Why is it that when children leave it's called running away, but when adults run away, it's called leaving."--no clue where I got this
"Those who won please follow me those who lost please get lost"Genkai(YYH)
"Now, everyone pick up the arrow you think is pretty, that will make this easier."Genkai(YYH)
"Certainty of death, small chance of success; what are we waiting for?"Gimli(Lotr)
Inwe: ( I'm on FF.net,YAY!)I'm doing a comedy on YYH and finishing up a LOTR stroy that alien is to lazy to finish. Me: muwahahaha all the world must fear my lazyness! fake world: we fear Me:Why did you have to show up in the middle of the funny quotes?you're not funny!Inwe:leave me alone!
(while watching the first YYH movie)
Inwe:"Blame God for all your troubles, it's much simpler that way"
Yakumo:"I am God!"
Inwe:"I blame you!"
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us"Gandalf(Lotr)
"They said it was daft to build a castle in the swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show them! It sank into the swamp. So I built another one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one! That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp."King person(Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
King:"One day son, all this will be yours."
Prince:"What,the curtains?"(also Holy Grail)
Arther king:"A scratch! your arm's off!"
Black Knight:"No it isn't."
A:"What's that then?"indicates detached limb on ground
B:"...I've had worse."
A:"You liar!"(also also Holy Grail)
"What's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" Hiei(YYH)
"Lord, bless this thy Holy Hand Grenade, with which thou shalt blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."Priest(Holy Grail)
"For information on the $500,000 reward,call 243-555-i-just-saw-a-sugar-high-maniac-make-off-with-my-cantalope-and-Im-calling-to-report-this-for-the-money(mischief-maker)
Valentine: "If you've got it you want to share it, if you share it you haven't got it.
Sphinx: "Um..."
V: "Look, I haven't got all day, will you just give in already?"
S: "Oh, alright, but what is it?"
V: "It's a secret."
S: "Well, what is it?"
V: "It's a secret!"
S: "Oh, just tell me what it is already."
V: "Look, an idiot!"
S: "Where?"(MirrorMask)
Life of Brien, when all the people have been crucified, and they start singing "Always look on the bright side of life,woo,woowoo,woowoo woowoo woowoo..."
"I've got places to go, things to destroy, stuff to steal."(I don't really remember where this came from, but it's not mine...wish it was)
Mom:"I thought you didn't do gossip."
Me: "I don't, but this is good."
Conversation on phone w/ Inwe rite now:
Inwe: Ha Ha Ha fear me
Me: why should I fear you?
Inwe:Because...I control all of the pickles
Me: wacks Inwe w/ her katana looks at katana." It's mine muwahahahaha" runs away laughing maniacally(sp? probably)
Inwe: Where did u get my sword from?
Me: ummmmm I...found it...I didn't steal it I swear!starts sweating a lot
Inwe:disbelieving face...okay...that's fine with me happy face
Me: anime sweat drop -.-' "okay..."
Me: waches while Inwe is laughing hysterically at a pickle
Inwe: FYI that is in my (Me:cough growl) fine fine OUR story...that I thought of runs away from a murderous authoress with a new sharp katana---wait how did it get sharpened? It was as dull as hell when I got it cough--anyways as I was saying AAAHHHH SAVE ME AHHH
readers: no
Inwe:sits in corner "nobody like me waaa!"
Me: Get out of there now you slave and stop being an embarrasment to society you inferior mortal!Muwahahahah I shall rule the world fear me and my unstopable power
Inwe: Unstopable? HA I bet Hiei can beat you
Hiei: Leave me out of this u baka
Inwe:sulks in dark corner that myseriously appears like i said earlier..."no one likes me" T_T
Me: ha ha ha suffer!bleed!SQUIRM!...i mean...aww my poor friend cough cough
Inwe: READ MY STORY THIS PERSONS PROFILE WROTE IT WHILST I AM PUTTING IT ON MY PROFILE THEREFOR IT IS MINE MUWAHAHAH
Me: Inwe get away from the sugar...
TBC
Oh, something else,my friend other friend, not you Inwe, go find another dark corner to whine in, there's one over there indicates corner floating in burning pit of doom Okay,we were wondering how long you would have to annoy(by annoy we mean poke contiuously)Kuwabara before he hit you, because you know he has that honor code thing where he's not supposed to hit girls...
Words I use a lot:
suffer
squirm
bleed
perish
burn
perish in flames!
destroy!
poke
This is my disclaimer just because I don't want to type it on every flipping chapter of my stories: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho.
Does anyone know if there are cds where the Yu Yu guys sing in english? my cd is all in japanese, and, sadly, i don't understand it.
Helena: "When I look in a window, not all of them, I see someone who isn't me."
Valentine: "How odd. I do the same thing. Window. Look in. Not me. The ones I see myself in are called, mirrors."(MM)
Valentine: "We aren't talking. The tower and I had a minor disagreement and it flew off without me."(MM)
Valentine: "Faster! Don't let anything distract you! FOOD!"(MM)
Valentine: "Oh, I'm a panther. I shall slip unnoticed through the darkness like a dark, unnoticeable slippy thing." (MM)
"If you were me, I'd be ugly" Peter Pan (the new one with live people)
Ogre creature: drops chicken on table "The charm."
Minister: wincing "No, no, that's actually a chicken."
Chicken: "I keep trying to tell him, but he won't listen."
Ogre: "The charm."
Minister: "I understand this must be quite painful for you to hear, but that really is a chicken."
Since I'm taking a long time to update my stories, I have decided to copy DemonUntilDeath, because she is awesome, and show the progress I'm making on my stories:
Vampire Lover:
AU, Hiei is a vampire, Kurama is his human lover. Yusuke and Kuwabara are vampire hunters.
Pairings: HieixKurama, possibly others...
Chapters:6
Next chapter progress: 25
Parasite Mirror:
A mission involving a strange mirror goes a little wrong...Kinda dark, some blood, nothing horrendous.
Pairings: HieixKurama, YusukexKoenma
Chapters:9
Next chapter progress: 25
Sugarhigh Universe:
My friend and I get sugarhigh one day and drag the Yu Yu gang into it by accident.
Pairings: HieixKurama
Chapter progress: ...Well, we have stuff written, but 1. We're being lazy about putting it up, and 2. I'm not sure where to fit it in just yet, oh, and I have to fix a slight problem with one of the chapters. Chapter 15 is written!
So, that's it, I'm going off to work on Vampire Lover right now, and I'll get my lazy butt in gear and write another chapter for Parasite Mirror soon too, don't give up on me!
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