Zamelot
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since: 10-07-05, id: 909526, Profile Updated: 02-11-13
Author has written 28 stories for Rurouni Kenshin, School of Rock, Tekken, Naruto, Harry Potter, Beetlejuice, Shakespeare, Superman, Corpse Bride, Once Upon a Time, and Doctor Who.

"All minds, Virgina, whether they be men's or children's are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge." -New York Sun, 1897

[Formerly Ame Ulan]

Yo.

I'm in my 20s. Officially. It's a scary thought. Especially since I've been here since I was 14. And I'm going to be a real life Lois Lane. I like to think of myself as pretty laid back. The kind of person lounging on a couch with my arms stretched over my head, an open book across my stomach, and Louis Armstrong and His Hot Five playing away on the record player. I dig down time.

I'm heavily into music. If my school offered it, I'd be a music minor. You name it, I love it. Classic rock, big band, jazz, doo wop, blues, folk, old school rap, country, metal, psychobilly, new wave, punk cabaret, rockabilly, motown, opera, baroque, romantic.

I like to write. A lot. So, reading's a dead giveaway. I'm a big Anne Rice fan, Neil Gaiman, Oscar Wilde, V.C. Andrews, F. Scott Fitzgerarld, T.H. White, and the Bronte Sisters. I also kinda-really like The Mists of Avalon, anything and everything King Arthur, The Stranger, Shakespeare, Dracula, Frankenstein, and anything else well-written, well-told, and fascinating.

I'm a real nerd. I attend Renaissance Faires every year. I can talk classic movies all day. Bogie and Bacall. Katharine of Arrogance and Cary Grant. I've actually embarrassed myself in correcting others about old horror films. Do not confuse Bela Lugosi's early works with his dying stands with Ed Wood. As bizzare and passionate as Ed Wood may have been, honestly, his movies were horrible. But Universal pictures were masterpieces. Star Wars is up there. Along side Jurassic Park, Mel Brooks pictures, The Princess Bride, John Hughes films, classic Disney movies, etc. I also really like comic books. I'm more of a DC fan. And I like cartoons. Oh, and I like theme parks. A lot.

So. I've given you a glimpse into my personality, dry humor and all, so now, you make the decision:

Am I cool yet?

Whispering Bells is really the only story I'm focusing on right now. Between college and, quite frankly, my social life (who've thought I'd ever get one of those!), I don't have time to write very much fanfiction anymore. When I do have time to write, I savor those moments for personal, original works only. Plus, I've got my own Jimmy Olsen and want to spend all the time that I can with him.

I've always loved the flirtatious tango of consonants and vowels, the sturdy dependability of nouns and capricious whimsy of verbs, the strutting pageantry of the adjective and the flitting evanescence of the adverb, all kept safe and orderly by those reliable little policemen, punctuation marks. Dennis Miller


Please don't steal. I mean it.


1. Brilliant reviews
Rose Tyler did not need help with her homework. But she did need a little push to do it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-30-12 - 11th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
2. Whispering Bells » reviews
The question of 'why' she was there wasn't as pressing as the 'how long' she'd be there. But with an abnormally young Clark Kent, maybe it wouldn't be so bad.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,371 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 9-3-12 - Published: 5-6-09
3. Stardust reviews
They had to have had a different start in Storybrooke. Mr.GoldxBelle
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-6-12 - Belle & Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
4. Of Wives and Necrophelia reviews
In matters of wives, he was never quite sure what to say. oneshot
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-21-09 - Complete
5. His Teen Angst Has A Body Count reviews
Always the fool. Subordinate to no one.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-30-09 - Complete
6. Phantasmagoria reviews
Ghostly hauntings she'd turn loose!
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-27-08 - Complete
7. Crazy He Calls Me reviews
It was one thing to obsessively clean her locker, but another to ask for a new one. And it was one matter for her therapist to shout 'Shut up, Hannya' in the middle of a session, but a whole other to fall in love with him. Companion fic to G.Anachronism
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-17-08 - Aoshi & Misao
8. Anomaly reviews
Contrary to popular belief, there was nothing romantic about broom closets: they were strictly buisness. [ONEshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 8-1-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
9. London Calling reviews
Because London is just the best place in the world. [oneshot] 20th fic!
Tekken - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-30-07 - Complete
10. Bei Mir Bist Du Schön reviews
Everyday is a catwalk. Trust us from one head turner to another.
Tekken - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-1-07 - Complete
11. You Can't Do That » reviews
She was loose. Notoriously loose. Too loose to be tied down so early in life. He knew it. But he didn't know her to be unfaithful. Two years at war only to return home to this?
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-24-06 - Published: 7-30-06
12. MakeDamnSure reviews
How tall was she? 5 foot? Thin as a rail? 10 years younger? But she could still knock him out? Pathetic. But he loved her for it. [two shot]
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-22-06 - Aoshi & Misao
13. Axis: Bold As Love » reviews
See that girl over there? No, there... The small, defenseless one? The one who looks like a china doll? Look out for her, man. She's your one way ticket to insanity and a step away from civilization. Oh, yeah. And one toward the law. [set in 1967 America]
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,403 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-2-06 - Published: 4-21-06
14. Girl Anachronism » reviews
Behold the world's worst accident! Since when has insanity become an attrative trait? For Misao, nothing could be better or worse than having the guy of her dreams want to counsel her. Ah, life is no cabaret.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-8-06 - Published: 6-30-06 - Aoshi & Misao
15. Our Lady of Sorrows reviews
Trust, she said. Who put those words in her head? Oh, how wrong they were to think that immortality meant never dying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-24-06 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
16. Underground » reviews
Welcome to New Jersey where every person you glance at hates you and vice versa. Welcome to the lives of a small suburban band and their desperate search for a rhythm guitarist. Don't worry they hate you too.
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-2-06 - Published: 2-23-06
17. Aboard the Jolly Roger » reviews
Stolen ships, hidden treasure, women, and another long explination. He may have been able to stand up to anything else, but when it came to her, he sank at her feet. a pirate tale sequel
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-7-06 - Published: 2-10-06 - Aoshi & Misao
18. And It Stoned Me reviews
Half a mile from who knows where, and the rain came pouring down. He made her stand there, getting wet, with their backs against the fence. Was that supposed to be a good time?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-4-06 - Sanosuke & Megumi - Complete
19. Demolition Lovers » reviews
They were two young lovers on the run from the law. They promised never to seperate, but what happens when the law trampels over that promise and tears them apart? Under current revision
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,907 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-25-06 - Published: 12-12-05 - Aoshi & Misao - Complete
20. What Dreams May Come reviews
All they wanted was to be together forever, yet something as simple as that could never be attained. So very close, yet so very far apart. It was his goal to bring them back together, even at the cost of his own sanity. [hold]
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-16-06 - Kenshin & Kaoru
21. Late Dawns and Early Sunsets reviews
Suppose that after the battle against Kenshin and Kanryuu, Aoshi never declared revenge. Instead he went home. To Kyoto. And rediscovered things he'd forgotten or never knew. Such as love, peace, innocence, and dispare through the cruelty of mind games.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-30-06 - Aoshi & Misao
22. Guitar Man reviews
They thought they failed. They pretty much did. Only, they weren't looking at it in the way they'd been taught. What meant more: the money or the music? oneshot.
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-27-06 - Complete
23. Rock'n'roll High School » reviews
It was freshman year all over again! The shunning... the hard, cold stares... usually this came from the wanna be punks, but there are none in a prep school. [dropped]
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-11-06 - Published: 12-19-05 - Aoshi & Misao
24. Disenchanted reviews
Another week, another wound. She was screaming in his face again, he was complaining in hers. Three years never meant anything before, why did it mean so much now? one shot
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-6-06 - Sanosuke & Megumi - Complete
25. Burn Out or Fade Away » reviews
She loved them so much she left them to save their lives. She wondered where they went wrong. Maybe it was the price to pay for gaining fame and immortality at such a young age. Everyone but him forgave her or was it that he couldn't forgive himself?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,274 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-17-05 - Published: 10-15-05 - Aoshi & Misao - Complete
26. A Pirate Tale reviews
He was on the run and she hid him. She felt that he owed her an explaination. Explained, he did, but fell for her at the same time.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-4-05 - Aoshi & Misao - Complete
27. Second Choice reviews
It happened in homeroom, when reality hit her hard.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-30-05 - Aoshi & Misao - Complete
28. The League » reviews
Like any other evil man, Shishio is trying to take over the world, it's up to a gang of very unlikely friends to try to stop him but that's difficult when they're all out for themselves. Eventual AM [dropped]
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-28-05 - Published: 10-10-05 - Aoshi & Misao
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