To everyone who may have read any of my stories. I am so sorry that I am a horrible author who does not please her readers and never updates. I know I've disappointed, but I hope not to anymore! I plead for forgiveness and patience please!

GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS!

Why Hello there! I'm quite flattered that you've deigned to take some time to take a peek at my trifling profile.

THE BASICS
Name: Elyana Shamengai
Age: 18
Birthday: August 6th
Nationality: Pinay!
Hair Color: Black (or rather dark, dark brown since Ms. Kelly, my biology teacher, REFUSES to acknowledge the exsistence of black hair)
Eye Color: Blue (you can hardly see it though)
Where: Universe
Galaxy: Milky Way
Solar System: Sun System (What is the name of our star anyway?)
Planet: Earth
Continent: North America
Country: UNITED STATES!
State: New Jersay and New York, depending on the time of the year. College forcing me to travel between habitates and all.

MORE INFORMATION

Passions: WRITING, reading, poetry, music, singing, playing my flute, weaving, biology with Ms. Kelly, cooking, baking, housework, babies, children, teaching, spring, fall, learning, smiling, laughing, making other smile and luagh, banter...

Favorite Quotes:

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together!'

'A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.' - Jane Austen

'I could easily forgive his pride, if he had not mortified mine' - Pride and Prejudice

'I cannot fix on the hour, or the look, or the words, which laid the foundation. It is too long ago. I was in the middle before I knew that I had begun.' - Mr. Darcy

'"Stay" is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary.' - Louisa May Alcott

'Put off tomorrow what you can do today' - Me! Though many probably already think it.

MY FICS

Completed:

EVERLASTING PROMISES - Tuck Everlasting oneshot. Continuation of the book/movie.

MUNDANE MORNING - Xanth story of Kim and Doug, full of fluffy goodness and not much else besides that and a little dose of humor.

In Haitus:

EXACTLY DIFFERENT SIMILARITIES - Harry Potter fanfic. It tells a winding love story of Severus Snape and Hermione Granger. A lot is cannon, but is pure AU when after HBP and a few other random things as well. Albus isn't dead, but isn't alive either. Severus thought that he loved Lily Evans, but was it really her? Can Hermione survive in the 1970's? Is there a reason to the sudden break in Llily's and Sev's friendship? Read, find out, and REVIEW!

TALES OF PRINCESSES - All about the neglected romance of Goku and Chichi. It's very unfair to them and alas, I find myself compelled to ameliorate such failings on the part of the producers of DB.

Up Coming (Sometime in the long future):

UNTITLED (as of yet) - Harry Potter fanfic. Tom's life has been riddled (no pun intended) with darkness. Is he too far gone to come back into the light? Will GInny be drawn into the darkness or will love overcome all obstacles? A powerful and moving love story of how love can change even the worst.