Name: Negg

Gender: Female
Age: 16

Hobbies/Intersts: Reading, Watching Movies, Writing, Ice Cream For Losers ;), Badminton, Lacrosse, Soccer
Books: The Outsiders, The Classic Fairy Tales, Twilight Series, Just For...Series
Music: The Vines, Relient K, Muse, Placebo, Nirvana, The Killers, Death Cab For Cute, Coldplay, Hellogoodbye, Fratellis, Hole, Lily Allen, Kate Nash, Matchbox Twenty, Oasis, The Strokes, Theory Of A Deadman

My Favourite Song:

"Sex and Candy" -Marcy Playground

Hangin' round downtown by myself
And I had so much time
To sit and think about myself
And then there she was
Like double cherry pie
Yeah there she was
Like disco superfly
I smell sex and candy here
Who's that lounging in my chair
Who's that casting devious stares
In my direction
Mama this surely is a dream

Shows: Whose Line is it Anyway, The Big Bang Theory, Will and Grace, Big Brother (US), Just Shoot Me, How I Met Your Mother, The War at Home, Ouran High School Host Club, Reaper, Chuck, The Office, House, Bones, Two And A Half Men
Movies: The Outsiders, Perfume (Story of a Murderer), Remember The Titans, The Replacements, Encino Man, The Bachelor, Holes, BeatleJuice, The Breakfast Club, Hot Fuzz, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Constantine, Mean Girls -I have a thing for odd movies :P

Ships:
I Do Like:
Hermione/Draco -Harry Potter
Harry/Pansy -Harry Potter
Bella/Edward -Twilight
Alice/Jasper -Twilight
Lisa/Jackson -Red Eye
Klaatu/Helen -The Day The Earth Stood Still
Bella/Jasper -Twilight
Pam/Jim -The Office
Sheldon/Penny -The Big Bang Theory
House/Cuddy -House
Cameron/Chase -House
Wilson/House -House
Cameron/House -House
Casey/Derek -Life With Derek
Drake/Josh -Drake and Josh
Booth/Brennan -Bones
Hogins/Cam -Bones
Jack/Angela -Bones
Robin/Barney -How I Met Your Mother
Casey/Chuck -Chuck
Chuck/Sarah -Chuck
Blair/Chuck -Gossip Girl
Dana/Logan -Zoey 101
Chuck/Ned -Pushing Daisies
Haruhi/Tamaki -Ouran
Haruhi/Hikaru -Ouran

Don't Like/ Don't Read:
Wilson/Cuddy -House
Leonard/Penny -The Big Bang Theory
Bella/Jacob -Twilight
Sally/Derek -Life With Derek
Casey/Truman -Life With Derek
Emily/Derek -Life With Derek
Casey/Max -Life With Derek
Blair/Dan -Gossip Girl
Hermione/Harry -Harry Potter
Hermione/Ron -Harry Potter
Ginny/Draco -Harry Potter
Quinn/Logan -Zoey 101

Random Conversations:

Me: Did you Tell Him?
S: Yah you should of seen his face when I told him I was persian
Me: Really?
S: Yah, Omg it was like...(silence)...
Me: Are you doing the face? Do you honestly think I can see you? We're on the phone!

R: I've gotta chocolate bar (grin)
J: Share?
R: Yah, suuure.
Me: Be nice
Jh: Yah know if I had a chocolate bar, I'd cut it up evenly and share it with everyone...
R: You're full of sht

Me: So a tv show that starts with a 'y'
K: Wheel of Fortune?
Me: O.o umm...
N: Wizards?
Me: 'Y'
N: Oh sht

H: Does this have nudity?
Spanish Teacher: Yup, plenty
H: My mom doesn't let me watch movies with nudity...can I leave than?
Me: Just sit, nudity won't kill you
H: I don't wanna take the chance

Me: See I'll just draw his head here...
T: Ew, it looks like he's making out with the wall
Me: O.o

Teacher: ...so the disease on the boat was spread person to person.
M: So there was no sexy time on the boat?

(Student teachers walk into the class)
C: Hey what are you doing in here? Our class isn't over you weirdos! Get out we aren't finished.

Science Teacher: ...So you see the antibodies trap bacteria for white blood cells, they are almost like boobytraps
D: He He...Boobie

Me: My mom naggs soo much.
A's Mom: Is there anything you don't like about me?
A: You don't make good food...

Me: Do you want eggs?
S: I don't make eggs, I make omelettes.
Me: O.o

S: My neighbours lights keep turning on and off
Me: Ha, maybe they're doing it on the light switch
S: But they're Chinese
Me: What? You don't think Chinese people can do it? Do you know how many people are in China?

Me: You are such an old lady
S: Well you are an old man!
S: Haha, you're old and a man...I'm just old

(Playing a racing game on Nintendo)
Me: Wow, You jumped so high
S: I know right! I jumped like a meter feet!
Me: O.O (falls off the bed laughing)

(During Camp)
A: You're going to eat that? It's like lemon and ketchup covered bloody chicken! What is that?
Me: Popeyes

Sayings/Quotes: (Feel free to take if you like)

-Everyone has photographic memory, some just don't have the film
-Marriage is give and take, you'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyways
-Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die
-Three words to humiliate every man out there, Hold My Purse
-The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man sees better than he thinks
-If Abrecrombie decided breathing wasn't cool, half the teenage population would be dead in 24 hr.
-If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up
-Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised
-Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door
-If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten
-One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
-24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not...
-Men are proof that women can take a joke
-People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do
-Drugs cause amnesia, and other things I can't remember
-A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
-Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why
-The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk
-I'm not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings
-Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
-Opinions are like assholes, Everyone's got one, and they stink
-When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!
-Trying is the first step towards failure
-Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
-I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours
-Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
-If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
-A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
-By the time you read this, you've already read it
-Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
-Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times
-I don't curse, drink and smoke. Holy shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!
-Dont steal, the government hates competition
-In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamphlet look so calm?
-3 words to ruin a guys ego. is it in??
-Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one
-Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity
-Geniuses are never understood in their own lifetimes
-Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday
-Everybody makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils
-If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried
-A friend is one who walks in, when the world walks out.
-Friends help you move. Real friends help you move the bodies.
-Friends are gods ways of apologizing for our families
-Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone sees it but only you get the warm feelings that it bring.
-Practice safe eating — always use condiments.
-If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!
-I was thinking about killing the prettiest person on Earth, but then I realized that suicide would be a crime.
-Who tastes the dog food to know it has new and improved flavour?
-If diamonds are a girl's best friend, and dogs are mans best friend, which sex is smarter?
-How do we know Humpty Dumpty is an egg, if it doesn't say the word egg in the nursery rhyme?
-If you tell a joke, and no one laughs, was it really a joke?
-Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck.
-Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
-Don't drink and drive, you might spill the beer in your car!
-If Barbie is soo popular, how come you have to buy her friends?
-God made men first, then he had a better idea.
-God made grass, God made dirt, God made guys so girls can flirt.
-If you ask me anything i don't know, I won't answer.
-People are like slinkies, basically useless but always fun to watch fall down the stairs.
-Few women admit their age, and few men act like theirs.
-If olive oil is made from olives and veggie oil is made from veggies, then baby oil is made from, OMG!
-Men are like bank accounts, without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest
-Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of crap!
-Girls are like parking spaces, the good ones are always taken and the rest are handicapped.
-Boys are like microwaves, they only take seconds to heat up.
-Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
-Never do anything, you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
-If life gives you lemons, man I don't even want to finish this one.
-You laugh because I'm different, i laugh cause you're all the same.
-If you ask stupid question., you will get a stupid answer.
-A person who aims at nowhere, is sure to hit it.
-Smile, it confuses people.
-Don't cry for anyone, who won't cry for you.
-A life? cool where can i download one of those?
-I hear voices, they don't seem to like you.
-Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
-There are no such things as strangers, just friends we haven't met yet.
-Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyways.
-There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.
-Death is life's way of telling you, you have been fired.
-Is your refrigerator running?, then you better go catch it.
-It is really cute how you think I'm listening.
-Never look down on someone, unless you are helping them up.
-Don't follow in my footsteps., I run into walls.
-I'm the person your mother warned you about.
-If you're rich, I'm single.
-Scientits say 1 out of every 4 people are crazy, check 3 friends if they're okay...you're it.
-If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
-Don't piss me off, i'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
-So many stupid people, so few comments.
-Never fight ugly people, they have nothing to lose
-The more people i know, the more i like my dog.
-Worry...gods knows all about you.
-Jesus is Coming! look busy!
-I have nothing against god, it's his followers that i can't stand.
-Heaven doesn't want me, and hell's afraid of me.
-I'm nobody, nobody's perfect, so that means I'm perfect.
-It's all funny until someone gets hurt, then it's freaken hilarious!
-A mohawk is like a relationship, fun at first, but it gets annoying real fast, then you have to cut it off.
-A good friend would get you out of jail, a true friend would be there saying "dang we messed up".
-If dogs hate it when you blow in their faces, why do they lean out of the car window to let the wind hit them?
-Try Jesus if you don't like him, the devil will take you back.
-LOOK A GIANT MUFFIN!...I must tell the news...OH NO IT ATE THE NEWS STAND, NOW IT ATE THE SCHOOL!...wait the school?...ALL HAIL LORD MUFFIN, ALL HAIL LORD MUFFIN, ALL HAIL LORD MUFFIN, ALL HAI...
-I'm not amused by anything...OH...a penny! ahhhhhhhhhh...i'm rich!
-If practise makes perfect, and no ones perfect, then why practise?
-If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who was the idiot that said quit while your ahead?
-Some wounds never heal, no matter how many band-aids we put on them.
-Competition is a good thing, it's your chance to crush people.
-If T.V is so bad, why is there one in every hospital room?
-When you hit the bottom, there's no place to go but up., or sideways.
-Finally I Know How To Bake, Chocolate Kingdom Here I Come.
-Someday my prince will come, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and refused to ask for directions.
-I'm not satisfied with happiness, i demand euphoria.
-If you eat regular rice crispies with chocolate milk will it taste the same as eating co-co crispies with regular milk?
-If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
-How do you know which armrest in yours in the movie theaters?
-Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its okay to use a handicapped toilet?
-How come people pay to go up really tall buildings, to look at things on the ground?
-Why do people say "I slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours crying?
-Whoever said that Christmas, Hannukah, or Kwanzaa is around the corner is one big retard! I looked around the corner so many times, but i still can't find it.
-If Chocolate Chip Cookies have chocolate chips in them, it Oatmeal Cookies have oatmeal in them, if Peanut Butter Cookies have peant butter in them, Then what do Girl Scout Cookies have in them?
-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
-Halloween wasn’t about the candy or dressing up, it was trying to commit as many sins as you could before midnight.

Disclamer: For all of my stories I own NOTHING...if I accidentally forget to put it up on a chapter, it's here...if i ever do own a character I will mention it in the beginning of the story...thanks :)