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Author has written 39 stories for CSI, Bible, Dragonriders of Pern series, Harry Potter, Peter Pan, Little Women, Discworld, Diana Wynne Jones, Fairy Tales, Titanic, Good Omens, Stargate: SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, and Torchwood. I suppose I should probably update this thing as people appear to be looking at me and stuff:-) Hi, I'm Laura. I write in spurts, depending on when my brain is in the mood for it. This place tends to get things updated to get a log of after I've stuck them up in LJ already, so if you want more up to date stuff (mixed with more general chatter) try googlebrat on livejournal. I'm also shewhoguards on fictionpress and my original stuff goes there. What, you want to know more than that? Fine. There's a proper introduction post here. Have at;-) | |||||||||
1. Child's Play reviewsOf course, it all started with a disagreement with Rodney. What happened to Radek during Critical Mass, and the events following.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,027 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-3-09 - Radek Z. & Rodney M. - Complete2. Road Safety reviewsRight." Ianto was silent for a moment, fingers drumming on the steering wheel. "You know, it would be a lot easier if we could shoot them."Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-3-09 - Ianto J. & Owen H.3. Love of the Common People reviewsWhen Rhiannon was nine, she watched her father break her brother's leg. Ianto, through his sister's eyes.Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-28-09 - Ianto J. - Complete4. Forget Me Not reviewsHe didn't know who he was. He didn't know where he was. He wasn't sure how he'd got there either." Tabula Rasa from Zelenka's viewpoint. uses dialogue from Tabula Rosa, may be triggery for implied memory of violenceStargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,629 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-24-09 - Radek Z. - Complete5. Only You Can Save Mankind » reviewsThey called them the Wraith, ghosts that walked and brought death on their hands, and no country objected when their brightest and best children were demanded in order to prepare to fight the alien menace. Stargate AU.Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 113,502 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-18-09 - Complete6. 100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended reviewsOther people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,628 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 1-7-09 - Complete7. Of Wishes And Fishes » reviewsA dogfish, a catfish, a wishing ring and a holiday in the North of England. What could go wrong?Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,979 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-3-09 - Complete8. The Fifth Of Four reviewsSomeone was born on Christmas Day. No, someone *else*.Good Omens - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-3-09 - Complete9. God Knows, Even Angels Fall reviewsCrowley never meant to fall. He just hung around with the wrong people.Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-3-09 - Complete10. The Last Dance reviewsAs the ship sank, the band kept playing.Titanic - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-3-09 - Complete11. Seduced by a Song reviewsWhat we heard in the Pied Piper's music.Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-3-09 - Complete12. Songs of the Nightingale reviewsThere are often tales told of an Emperor who lived at a certain time and of what wisdom passed to him through a wonderful gift, but seldom do those storytellers truly speak of the life of the bird that was that gift and so what is known is only half of thFairy Tales - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-3-09 - Complete13. A Patrician's Best Friend reviewsIf it was thought inappropriate that the Patrician should walk a dog himself, there was certainly no-one prepared to actually say so to Havelock Vetinari.Discworld - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-3-09 - Complete14. Entering With Intent reviewsThe Hogfather encounters a slight problem on Hogswatchnight.Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-3-09 - Complete15. A Kind Of Magic reviewsMordion wasn't sure how he'd first done magic.Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-3-09 - Complete16. Come Away, Oh Mortal Child reviewsIf it's a girl," he suggested casually, "we could call it Janet." And Polly felt her stomach freeze.Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-3-09 - Complete17. End Of the Line » reviewsHell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,454 - Reviews: 375 - Updated: 10-31-08 - Published: 7-22-07 - Severus S. - Complete18. I Never Promised You A Rose Garden reviewsWell, at least he could do something about an overgrown garden.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-1-08 - Neville L. - Complete19. Minerva McGonagall and the Insurance Salesman reviewsThe hapless insurance salesman squirmed. “If you will recall, Professor McGonagall, last time we spoke I told you we wished to cancel your policy. The amount of issues the school has – it’s simply too high-risk for us...”Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 4-22-08 - Minerva M.20. This Is How The Universe Ends reviewsEXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 4-20-08 - Complete21. For Thou Art With Me reviewsThe first time Ted brought Dan home, he was barely more than a baby.Little Women - Rated: K - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-1-08 - Complete22. Night Comes Early reviewsWinter came, and with it came the dark. A look at Moody between the first war and the second.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-1-07 - Alastor M.23. Soft As A Dementor's Kiss reviewsThe first thing it knew was the hunger. Life from a Dementor's point of view.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-24-07 - Complete24. Night of the Anas reviews“I bet it sneaked up here from Experimental Charms, they’re so careless, remember that poisonous duck?” The story behind the escaped poisonous duck.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,816 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-24-07 - Complete25. Platform i reviewsThe first time Remus Lupin tried to board the Hogwarts Express, he went to Platform EightAndAQuarter by mistake.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-21-07 - Remus L. - Complete26. Little Witches » reviewsIn order to understand how things are now, sometimes we must look at them before they got broken. A look at the Black family, in the days before it fell apart.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,424 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 10-14-07 - Published: 9-3-07 - Andromeda T. & Ted T.27. Paved With Good Intentions reviewsWhat do you do when you find a baby with your morning milk?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-25-07 - Petunia D. & Vernon D. - Complete28. Namesake reviews“We could call him Sirius?” What's in a name?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-22-07 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete29. Things That Go Bump In The Night reviewsFirst take one ghoul. Stun it, and stuff it into pyjamas before it has time to struggle. Add red hair. Cover the final product liberally in large painful boils. What you produce using this method should be a perfect replica for a Weasley with spattergroitHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-22-07 - Molly W. & Arthur W.30. Photo Impact reviewsFor Colin, it had never stopped being an adventure DH spoilersHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-6-07 - Colin C. & Dennis C. - Complete31. Nine Little Shadows reviewsThey are all growing older now, ever so much older than twenty., and it is a sad fact that everyone who grows up has to die sometime. What happened to the Lost Boys after they came home.Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-13-07 - Wendy D. & John D. - Complete32. Highway Code reviewsWhy Hermione really wasn't certain Ron could pass a Muggle driving test.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 8-8-07 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete33. And Then Thread Ended » reviewsA less cheerful look on how life could go after Skies.Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-26-05 - Complete34. Emberella and Twinkle reviewsThis can't really claim to be anything other than crackfic the result of one too many bad persona sheets. Almost everything in this fic is from a real rejected sheet. Except the elephant.Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-26-05 - Complete35. The Greatest NotLove Story Ever Told reviewsNot every marriage is a happy one. Written for a Valentine competition for Arolos Weyr.Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-26-05 - Complete36. Pants Theory reviewsA look at a dragonrider's view of relationships written for an Arolos Weyr Valentine contest.Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-26-05 - Complete37. Dragonless reviewsWhat if you were prevented from dying with your dragon? Not everyone was happy about Brekke's second chance.Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-26-05 - Complete38. Necessary Temptation reviewsSome choices are too important to allow humans to make them wrongly.Bible - Rated: K - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-26-05 - Complete39. ClosingEvery story has two sides. The telesalist has a point of view too. Based around the Season 5 Snakes episodeCSI - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Published: 10-23-05
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