Name: wouldn't you like to know?

Nickname: DarkF4s, read it dark force

Sex: male

Age: 20 (Cancer...that's my star sign, not my disease...yet)

From: a small country in Central Europe: Slovakia

DarkF4s likes: his ex, food, care, attention, music (MUSE rox 4eva!!!), Teen Titans, Sweeney Todd (the 2007 movie), Edward Scossorhands, Monty Python: The Meaning of Life, playing kick-ass rock songs on his electric guitar (Knights of Cydonia, Plug-in Baby, Hysteria, Sweet Dreams, Thoughtless, Call Me when You're Sober), Warcraft 3, randomness, insanity, pessimists, morbid humour, lady-spirit (high-five, luv!)

DarkF4s dislikes: his ex, arrogant jerks, stupid people, Rihanna-Beyonce Knowles-Jennifer Lopez-Britney Spears kinds of "singers" and "bands", dancing, crappy food, being alone, parties, drinking alcohol, smoking, happy people, politicians, George W. Bush, intolerant bastards

General description of DarkF4s: Highly sensitive, easily annoyed and sarcastic, he's usually avoided by 99 of the world's inhabitants. Long term relationships with DarkF4s lead to severe cases of insanity and/or depression. Being a daydreamer he's generally regarded as"weird kid". Craves love and death, whichever comes first. Until then he writes stories with random amounts angst and insanity.

Quotes by DarkF4s:

"F... off!!"

"How the hell am I supposed to know?"

"Don't worry, it can always get worse."

"Oh, that was a really smart thing to do."

"You're so dead!"

"Leave me alone, I don't want to talk about it..."

"Dying can't be that bad of a thing; I mean, everybody's doing it."

"Death and death alone gives meaning to life and this meaning is entirely negative."

"We may have days, we may have hours. But sooner or later, we all push up flowers... "

"I like the dead - they're so uncritical."

"Suicide is not a solution / But it remains an excellent option"

"Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and its sucked every second so far, it probably isn't gonna get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. No one should blame you for walking out early."

"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."

"Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all."

"I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night... for some toast."

"GET THAT CORN OUT OF MY FACE! "

"Everything's pointless; wanna go talk about it?"

"Hey, I know where we are! We're in that place that I didn't know where we were before."

"Patience. Trust is easy to destroy, but it takes time to build."

"Tastes like sushi mixed with ice cream... got any more?"

Kitten: Would it kill you to smile?
Robin: Maybe.

"Um, unless they tickle people to death here, I think you can chill."

"What we need to do is go underground! Organize a resistance movement, starting with a trained gerbil army!"

"Gimme my foot so I can kick your butt!"

"Hiya, Tommy. Say, be a sport and hand over our supreme creator, would ya?"

"Swing your razor wide, Sweeney!
Hold it to the skies!
Freely flows the blood of those
Who moralize!"

"They all deserve to die.
Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why.
Because in all of the whole human race
Mrs Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two
There's the one they put in his proper place
And the one with his foot in the other one's face
Look at me, Mrs Lovett, look at you.

Now we all deserve to die
Even you Mrs. Lovett...even I
Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief
For the rest of us death will be a relief
We all deserve to die.

And I'll never see Johanna
No I'll never hold my girl to me - finished!
(shouted) Alright! You sir, you sir, how about a shave?
Come and visit your good friend Sweeney.
You sir, you sir? Welcome to the grave.

I will have vengenance.
I will have salvation.
(shouted) Who sir, you sir?
No one in the chair, come on! Come on!
Sweeney's waiting. I want you bleeders.
You sir - anybody.
Gentlemen don't be shy!

Not one man, no, no ten men.
Not a hundred can assuage me -
I will have you!
And I will get him back even as he gloats
In the meantime I'll practice on dishonorable throats.
And my Lucy lies in ashes
And I'll never see my girl again.

But the work waits!
I'm alive at last!
And I'm full of joy!"

Well, that's all folks. If you want to, check out my stories. Be prepared though...they ain't written too well, and they're usually too angsty. But at least they won't kill you. ;)

Be smart, and go away, or I'm gonna hit you with a dead rabbit! Savvy?