Hi, I like to write funny stories.

If people have ideas for stories for me, I'll find away to fit it into the story if I can.

I like to get reviews.

And my favorite video game character of all time is...DRY BONES!!

Favorite Quotes:

"3 wrongs make a right, the opposite of a wrong is a right, the opposite of right is left. And three lefts, make a right." -Marioman 174

"Idiot- noun, YOU" -Rosanne, Futurama

"Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin." -Unknown

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." -Will Rogers

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button." -Sam Levenson

"Some people have a large circle of friends, while others have only friends that they like." -Unknown

"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable." -Unknown

“He who laughs last didn't get it.” -Unknown

"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off" -Unknown

"Here's a toast -- To those who challenge us to mind games, but forget to bring their equipment!" -Anonymous

"Keep your friends close, and you're enemies closer, unless they smell weird" -Unknown

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." -Unknown

Copy and Paste:

DO NOT READ THIS!! If you read this copy and paste it into your profile.

If your friends always seem to move away, but you can't seem to get rid of your enemies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Dry Bones is cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

Book 1: Mind Bender (Avatar: The Last Airbender); The Phoenix King and Azula return in this epic adventure of mediocre proportions. Team BoomerAang find themselves in another war, but this time...Azula's found a way to control people's minds...MIND BENDING!! Originally planned to be a three part story but I'm lazy so...who knows where I'm going with this... No chapters are in progress as of now. But future updates are not out of the question.

Earthbound, the Story (Earthbound); Earthbound in text form. It's all the fun of Earthbound, without the fun! Well, not exactly, I've changed up the story more than just a bit. With new jokes, more sarcasm and a whole truckload of extra fourth wall breaks, make EARTHBOUND, THE STORY!! At this point in time, future updates are unlikely, but not impossible.

Everything on the Line (Earthbound); My own addition to the Mother franchise. I consider it Mother 4, however it breaks the tradition of having each hero make one appearance and then kicking them out. Lucas, Ness and even Ninten appear in this story to wrap up the cliffhangers and any other plot holes that I can think of. I am currently devoting my time to this story.

Mario and Luigi: Past and Present (Mario); You've played the games, I've noticed the plot holes. I took it upon myself to fill in the plot holes as best I could. Appearantly it wasn't good enough because people refused to read my story. As of right now, Future updates are nearly impossible.

Mario's Murder Mystery (Mario); You put the word 'Murder' in a story's title and you're bound to get hits! The first story I ever finished...don't get used to it. It's a who-dunn-it with Mario characters. Experience the thrills, chills and excitement, as you tag along with Mario and friends to find out who the killer is. But be warned, the first half of the story is superior to the second half. Future updates seem likely eventually, I have two deleted scenes then the story is finished.

Nintendo World War (Super Smash Bros.); That's another one, put 'World War' in a Nintendo story...BAM!...Catches 90 percent more readers! Anyway, it's not exactly a SSB story, but instead is about the entire Nintendo Universe having an all-out war...actually...it is a lot like SSB. Anyway, never got very far, and probably never will. Future updates are unlikely.

Subspace Brawl (Super Smash Bros.); A story version of the Subspace Emissary. It does have dialogue, it doesn't follow the cutscenes 100 percent. But it does fill in many of the plot holes that are explained on the webiste...at least it was GOING to... The next chapter is in progress...but it has been for about a year, so don't hold your breath...

Yoshi World (Super Smash Bros.); It is an SSBM story which focuses mainly on Yoshi. Much of the idea came from the Glitz Pit in the Thosand-Year-Door. Yoshi thinks that something fishy is going on in the world of Smash Bros. but no one will listen, can Yoshi get to the bottom of it before it's too late? Or is Yoshi simply being paranoid about the entire situation? I have 'officially' ended this story, on account of laziness, but you never know, the future for this story, may not be as cut and dry as you think...future updates are not impossible.