Hi, I like to write funny stories.
If people have ideas for stories for me, I'll find away to fit it into the story if I can.
I like to get reviews.
And my favorite video game character of all time is...DRY BONES!!
Favorite Quotes:
"There are 3 levels of intelligence, from dumbest to smartest, it is you, idiots, then me." -Marioman 174
"You don't have to be humble to be perfect, just look at me!" -Marioman 174
"3 wrongs make a right, I can prove it. The opposite of a wrong is a right, the opposite of right is left. And three lefts, make a right." -Marioman 174
"Everything I touch dies! Want a high five?" -Unknown
"Idiot- noun, YOU" -Rosanne, Futurama
"Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin." -Unknown
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." -Will Rogers
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button." -Sam Levenson
"Some people have a large circle of friends, while others have only friends that they like." -Unknown
"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable." -Unknown
“He who laughs last didn't get it.” -Unknown
"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off" -Unknown
"Here's a toast -- To those who challenge us to mind games, but forget to bring their equipment!" -Anonymous
"Keep your friends close, and you're enemies closer." -Unknown
"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." -Unknown
Copy and Paste:
DO NOT READ THIS!! If you read this copy and paste it into your profile.
If your friends always seem to move away, but you can't seem to get rid of your enemies, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Dry Bones is cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
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