Hello everyone! I was checking my stats today and I think I've gotten more views on my profile than I have my myspace! And it's been ages since I last updated this thing. 9-03-08, to be exact (and I dont know exactly how long a go that was, cause I can't even remember what month 9 is, much less do the math) was the last time I did. So, about me I guess. I'm very emotional, and cry at just about anything... I went to one of my brothers baseball games last year and cried, for the other team, because they were losing. I cried, just last night, while watching Tarazan for maybe the 50th time. Watching it for the 50th time, not crying during it. Last night was the first time I cried. Usually, by the time the tears actually fall I'm already over whatever made me cry, sometimes I'm even laughing about it.

Besides crying, I also laugh... alot. I find lots of things funny, because I can just about twist anything into some type of innuendo. I've been affectionately dubbed as the "Ship Queen" by my friends because I can and will ship anything and everything, including real people. No one is safe from my shipping rampage. I shipped together two of my best friends (who are both girls, btw) because they were cosplaying a couple and I thought they were just too cute together. Amongst my friends, I'm known for always bringing up some outrageous story that should not be told in public, usually about incest (my favorite subject, of course, would be gay incestious hobbit smut... see if you can guess what couple that would be) But I'm not a pervert. I don't try to look up guys pants or anything. And at the end of the day, as much as I may joke about two guys getting it on, I really do appreciate bromances(the unromantic, friendship "guy love" relationships) just as bromances :)

I adore kids, especially two little boys who are very close to my heart because I have been like an older sister to them since they were born (and they're about to turn 5. god I feel old, guys). But I don't want kids of my own. I am not mommy material. I am far too selfish and too immature. Of course, I've got some time before I even reach the age of when most women become mothers, but at the moment, I can't even picture kids.

So, that's all for now cause I want to go eat dinner (another thing about me... i eat like a... gosh, i can't remember what goes next, but i eat ALOT) but if I feel like it, I just may say more about myself.

Fanfictions:

Ron and Hermione: A through Z - This is my favorite fic I have written. The only thing I don't like is that's its really choppy cause they could only be 100 words. There is a sequel in the works and it may or may not be published... but keep your hopes up!

Only Hope: This was my first and only beta'd story. I will most likely not update this story.

When the Stars Go Blue: I love this song! I heard it a few times, then I thought it would be so awesome to make into a fic. I wrote it quickly and it has lots of grammar mistakes, but I love it anyway.

Ronald Weasley and the Seven Women in his Life: I've heard the song Take It Easy by the Eagles a million times and then, one day, my dad was driving me to school and I heard the song. A fanfic popped in my head and I wrote it down and published it that afternoon.

A Stolen Past: This story will be updated! Watch for it in the near future!

He's An Idiot: I saw the picture, Two Women at a Window, in my least favorite teachers class and then publised my story. It's not one of my favorties, but it's ok.

Far Away: First of all, I am soo sorry for the really long pause the first and second chapter. I'm soo sorry again. Anyway, this is one of my favorites! It's got a few mistakes, but I love it all the same. This also happens to be one of my favorite songs ever!

Misunderstandings: This is the most popular fanfic before Ron and Hermione: A through Z. It is also the longest, word wise, fanfiction I've ever written!

Parking Meters and Thrown Appliances: I must say that I love this fic. I know some ppl think Hermione is OoC, but I don't give a care. This is actually the first and only fic that's ever gotten a flame.

Forever:... What can I say... I was young... Read this only if you want to see a story I wrote when I was like 11.