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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Shakespeare, Young Justice, and Teen Titans. Things to Think About Our society accepts the book as a given, but the act of reading -- once considered useful and important, as well as potentially dangerous and subversive -- is now condescendingly accepted as a pastime, a slow pastime that lacks efficiency and does no contribute to the common good. ~Alberto Manguel Holding onto anger is like grasping onto a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else. You are the one who gets burned. ~Gautama Buddha If you want to build a ship, don’t herd people together to collect wood and don’t assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. ~Carl Sagan If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur. ~Doug Larson It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to. ~Xander Harris, Buffy the Vampire Slayer We came here in peace, and we expect to go in one...piece. ~Col. O'Neill, Stargate SG-1 Oh yeah, without inertial dampening we'd be hit by so many Gs our eyes would pop, the skin would pull away from our faces, our brains would squish up to the back of our skulls and our internal organs would be crushed into these chairs. (looks at Lt. Ford) What about that sandwich? ~Maj. Sheppard, Stargate Atlantis A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. ~Robert A. Heinlein Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. ~Norm Papernick "Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterward." ~ Robert A. Heinlein DANIEL: Mak tal shree! Lo tak meta satak Oz! Daniel: No, I realize that the Asgards returned you to normal, which is… fortunate, I suppose. "One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing." --Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You, too? Thought I was the only one." c.s. lewis Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. ~Murphy's Law "Heav'n has no Rage, like Love to Hatred turn'd,/Nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorn'd." - William Congreve "The feeling that your heart is going to beat out of your chest? That's love. The feeling that makes you want to squish the guy flirting with her? That's jealousy. The feeling of your stomach doing flip-flops? That's indigestion. I'd cut down on the ramen if I were you." - Haruno Sakura, from Mission: Matchmaker by 2supersmart "The problem with communication ... is the illusion that it has been accomplished." -- George Bernard Shaw "He's a couple all by himself!" Tendo Akane "I sometimes think that shoes have a life of their own. The ones that squeak don't like to leave the shop, and the ones that hurt don't like the person that's wearing them." Hans Christian Andersen "It's a dangerous business Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no telling where you might be swept off to." Bilbo Baggins "I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them." Samuel Beckett "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." William Blake "To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target." Ashleigh Brilliant "Please don't ask me what the score is. I'm not even sure what the game is!" Ashleigh Brilliant "You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane . Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity." Graham Chapman "We prove what we want to prove, and the real difficulty is to know what we want to prove." Émile Auguste Chartier "Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self." Cyril Connolly "Being undead isn't being alive." E.E. Cummings "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival." W. Edwards Deming "God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages." Jacques Deval "But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth." Umberto Eco "Results! Why man, I have gotten a lot of results! I know several thousand things that won't work!" Thomas Edison "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." Thomas Edison "Let every man judge according to his own standards, by what he has himself read, not by what others tell him." Albert Einstein "Millions long for immortality, but do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon." Susan Ertz "You look like you've seen a ghost. Or something incredibly scary we don't see on a daily basis" Danny Fenton "Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably why so few engage in it." Henry Ford "Failure is the opportunity to begin again... more intelligently." Henry Ford "A bank is a place that loans you an umbrella in fair weather, then ask for it back when it begins to rain." Robert Frost "A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer." Robert Frost The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office." Robert Frost "The world is full of willing people. Some of them willing to work, the rest willing to let them." Robert Frost "Even if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there." Arthur Godfrey "The value of identity of course is that so often with it comes purpose." Richard Grant "Death is no more than passing from one room into another. But there is a difference for me, you know. Because in that other room I shall be able to see." Helen Keller "The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools." Doug Larson "What you need is sustained outrage… there's too much unthinking respect given to authority." Molly Lvins "Writers should be read, but neither seen nor heard." Daphne du Maurier "Will you bear my child?" Miroku "Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired." Jules Renard "How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live." Henry David Thoreau "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." Mark Twain "Don't let school interfere with your education." Mark Twain "First God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards." Mark Twain "Get your facts first. And then you can distort them as much as you please." Mark Twain "I did not attend his funeral. But I did write a nice letter saying I approved of it." Mark Twain "If pro is the opposite of con, then is Congress the opposite of progress?" "It is best to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt." Mark Twain "Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them, the rest of us could not succeed." Mark Twain "Reader, suppose you're an idiot. Now suppose you're a member of Congress. But, I repeat myself." Mark Twain "The difference between the right word and the almost right word, is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug." Mark Twain "The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated." Mark Twain "There is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress." Mark Twain "To succeed in life, you need two things. Ignorance and confidence." Mark Twain "If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends." Orson Welles "The purpose of life is to fight maturity. " Dick Werthimer "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." Stephen Wright "We're fools whether we dance or not, "A bird in the hand will probably shit on your wrist" "A cat will almost always blink when hit in the head with a hammer." "A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer." “A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.” “A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.” "A man gazing on the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles on the road." "A man who is a master of patience is master of everything else." "A penny saved is a Congressional spending oversight." "A procrastinator's work is never done." "A university professor set an examination question in which he asked the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to the student who answered: I don't know and I don't care." "Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue." "After eating do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?" "Always read books that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." “Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.” "And I may be a bird in a cage, but at least it's your cage." "And on the day you were born, a thunderous, glorious voice sounded from the heavens and proclaimed to the Earth below: 'Oops.'" "And on the eight day, God said, "Okay Murphey, you take over." "Anything not nailed down is a cat toy." "As I lay in bed last night, looking up at the stars and the moon, I thought to myself, Where the hell is my ceiling?" "Atheism is a non-prophet organization." "Backup my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?" "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes" “Believe me, every heart has its secret sorrow which the world knows not, and oftentimes we call a man cold, when he is only sad." "Birthdays are good for you; the more you have the longer you live." “Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.” "Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly." "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." "Committee - a group of people who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done." "Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?" "Did I do anything wrong today, or has the world always been like this and I've been too wrapped up in myself to notice?" "Diplomacy is saying, 'Nice doggy,' until you can find a rock." "Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong." "Do you know you're short?" "Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means." "Don't think of it as being outnumbered, think of it as a wide target selection." "Don't you look at me in that tone of voice!" "East to the sea, West to the land, Death to the Bitch that touches my man." "Ever notice that the people who are late are often much happier than the people who have to wait for them?" "Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die." "Everyone's entitled to be stupid...But your just abusing the privilege" "EXCUSE ME. I have PMS and a gun. You were saying?" "Fools rush in where fools have been before" "For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain." “Friends are there to hear the song in my heart and clue me into it when my memory fails.” "God has a cruel sense of humor." "He's always late! His ancestors arrived on the Juneflower!" "He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged." "He who laughs last thinks slowest." "He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame." "Honk if you love peace and quiet." "How come you never hear of gruntled employees? And who's been dissing them anyway?" "I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault." "I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe." "I feel that there is an angel inside me whom I am constantly shocking!" "I hate humanity and think society is doomed... and I'm supposed to save the universe." "I hate the three minute wait for ramen after you pour in the boiling water." "I hear high school’s easier the second time around." "I hear voices, and they don't like you." "I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory." “I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious." "I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one." "I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever." "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." "I may not be very smart, but I can lift heavy things." "I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards." "I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included." "I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO." "I wonder, how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?" "If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?" "If anime guys were real the world would be a better place, more violent and destructive, but better." "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!" "If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished." "If everything's under control, you're moving too slow." "If God doesn't hate homosexuals, then why the hell do you?” "If ignorance is bliss than why aren't more people happy?" "If the entire world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?" "If the whole world depends on today's youth, I can't see the world lasting another 100 years.” "If we're going to die, we might as well go laughing insanely." "If you eat a toad in the morning, nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day." "If you loan someone 20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." “If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.” "If you want love, buy a Hallmark card." "If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to." "I'll be there to hold you when the sky falls down." "I'm not crazy I’m just ... well, I’m not crazy!" "I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert." "I'm the only man in the world with a marriage license made out to whom it may concern." "It is as bad as you think and they are out to get you." "It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others." "It's been lovely, but I have to scream now." "It's improbable, immoral, and against my religion." "It's not that I can't live without you, it's that I don't even want to try." "Style is when they're running you out of town and you make it look like you're leading a parade." Monday’s child is fair of face. "Sometimes the one thing you're looking for is the one thing you cannot see." "Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most." "My mind is like a steel trap; anything that goes in gets crushed and mangled." "This life is a test. If it were an actual life, you would have received further instructions on what to do. You may or may not be issued an actual life later." "What part of no, don't you understand?" "Never buy a car you can't push." "Never put both feet in your mouth because then you don't have a leg to stand on." "The early worm gets eaten by the bird so sleep late." "When everything's coming your way you're in the wrong lane." "Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once." "Weather forecast for tonight: dark." "Weather likely to become different before changing." "Who were the beta testers for Preperations A through G?" "Sure you can trust the government, just ask an Indian." "Save the whales! Collect the whole set." "Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it." "Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't." "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you." "Sign on LA car: Pardon my driving, I'm reloading." "When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty." "Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool." "Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore, it's too crowded." "Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts." "So, what's the speed of dark?" "Why don't they just make mouse flavored cat food?" "Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level, then beat you with experience." "Take my advice; I don't use it anyway." "Next time you wave, use all your fingers." "The only perfect science is hindsight." "My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician." "Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights." "We're still friends. Just now, we can make-out." "What part didn't you understand? The N or the O?" "Some of the worst sinners are the world's happiest people." "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." - lynch mobs are very scary "One day we'll look back at this moment, laugh nervously, then change the subject." "Randomness is the base of conversation." "Who needs food? We have snow cones!" "My teacher said I was a walking abortion..." "You couldn't find water even if you fell out of a boat." "Why does everyone think I’m watching hentai? Do I put off those creepy, I watch porn vibes!" "Would you follow Jesus this close?" "Never mess with a guy wearing make-up. They mean business." "Warning: Trespassers will be shot "I'm as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you." "Suicide is a way of telling God: You can't fire me, I QUIT!" -which goes to show suicide is childish "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence." "You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me." "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer." "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such suffer from it a lot." "This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force." "My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems." "The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." "They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles!" "Nobody makes a greater mistake than he who does nothing because he can only do little." “Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire.” “Rule #1: I'm never wrong. Rule #2: When in doubt, refer to Rule #1.” "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his." HELL YEAH! "Practical politics consists in ignoring facts." "Oderint, dum metuant. -- Let them hate, so long as they fear." "The willing, Destiny guides them; the unwilling, Destiny drags them." "Question: Why does God allow evil in the world? "The worst way to miss someone is having them right beside you and knowing you can’t have them." "Roses are red, violets are blue, if you touch me, I'll kill you." "When I fall in love, the Sun will collide with the Earth and our planet will explode." "Love your enemies, it really pisses them off." "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." "She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven." "So my choice is Or Death?" "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." "You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved, and you will never understand what pain really is until you have lost it." "When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?" "The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring in nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money." "To go against the dominant thinking of your friends, of most of the people you see every day, is perhaps the most difficult act of heroism you can have." “Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.” “Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?” “What happens if you get scared half to death twice?” “Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?” “To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.” “You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.” “Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.” “The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.” “Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.” “On the other hand, you have different fingers.” “I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, Got any shoes you're not using?" “My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.” “Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, Wish you were here." “I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.” “I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.” “When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.” “You can't have everything. Where would you put it?” “The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded.” “You know how it is when you decide to lie and say the check is in the mail, and then you remember it really is? I'm like that all the time.” “I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said pet supplies. So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said compact car." “The sky already fell. Now what?” “Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, what for?" “There aren't enough days in the weekend.” “The sky is falling...no, I'm tipping over backwards.” "I'm the kind of person who lauqhs at a joke 3 times "Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door." "Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you they don’t laugh." "Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door when nuts." "When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals." "It's not when animals attack its when stupid people get bit." "How can I miss you if you don't go away?" "The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?" "Life is like writing with pen, you can cross out your past but you can never erase it" "Those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music." "War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left." "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." "Knowledge is power and all power corrupts. Study hard – be evil." "Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends." “Look, we haven’t spoken Latin since the pigs left.” "We’ve just witnessed a classic case of something called ‘misdirected rage.’ I believe the technical term is ‘being an ass.’" "That's pointless, dangerous and stupid... We jump on three right?" "There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." -HGTTG "If you're gonna be two-faced, you could at least make one of them pretty" "I've got A.D.D. and magic markers...oh the thrills i will have!" "Life is like a box of colored condoms. No matter which color you pick, ur still gonna get screwd" "You can’t cheat Death forever, but you can make the bastard work for it." "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, "There are only two forces that can carry light to all the corners of the globe... the sun in the heavens and the Associated Press down here." "Nations do not think, they only feel. They get their feelings at second hand through their temperaments, not their brains. A nation can be brought -- by force of circumstances, not argument -- to reconcile itself to any kind of government or religion that can be devised; in time it will fit itself to the required conditions; later it will prefer them and will fiercely fight for them." "Switzerland is simply a large, lumpy, solid rock with a thin skin of grass stretched over it." "Public opinion is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God.” BUMPER STICKERS: I finally have a grasp on reality. Now I can choke it. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME. So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute. The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. Out of my mind...Back in five minutes. Keep honking...I'm reloading. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...Not screaming and yelling, like the passengers in his car. MONTANA: At least the cows are sane. God must love stupid people; He made so many. I said "no" to drugs, but they didn't listen. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. CONSCIOUSNESS: That annoying time between naps. Ever stop to think and forget to start again? Always remember you're unique just like everyone else. Next mood swing, ten minutes. I only eat the stupid people. Jesus loves you ... everyone else thinks you're an asshole. Impotence: Nature's way of saying No hard feelings The proctologist called, they found your head. Hang up and drive. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. Behind every successful woman is herself. A woman is like a teabag...you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water. Coffee, chocolate, men. Some things are just better rich. Don‘t treat me any differently than you would the queen. I‘m out of estrogen and I have a gun. WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it. OF course I don‘t look busy. I did it right the first time. All stressed out and no one to choke. I can be one of those bad things that happen to bad people. How can I miss you if you don‘t go away? Don‘t upset me! I‘m running out of places to hide the bodies. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen. LABELS ON STORE PRODUCTS: On a Sear's hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special ;0) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how ...?) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere? My God! Are Swedes that much tougher than we are?) | |||||||
1. Changes reviewsKon runs and thinks about BartTeen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-6-082. Impulse: Prison Break reviewsImpulse talks to Poisen Ivy.Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-25-083. EpilogueAn epilogue for the play. Hortio's telling of what happened.Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Published: 3-25-084. Act 1 scene 5 reviewsa rewrite of Act 1 scene 5 of hamlet with some mushinessShakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-10-08
