A few questions that all people must be asked and that it is only right that I should answer:
1) Pirates or ninjas?--Now I'm not the kind of person who mocks what she does not like (unless it is some idiot cheauvenistic pig, but let's not get into that...)--I respect both sides. But seriously. Pirates.
2)Werewolves or vampires?--This one is very tough to debate over, because each person has their own definition of each 'creature'. I stand by the werewolf, however.
3)Step dancing or Tap dancing?-- --Step dancing. Definitely. Tap has a lot of cool in it--just look at Happy Feet! But Step is just awesome. See a step vs Tap, dance battle on youtube. Title: Lord of the Dance River Dance Battle

link (if ffnet will allow it...): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rN7j_SxtSk

I am Captain MeraSparrow. I'm crazy about horses, I currently have an overwhelming craving for cheese, and I
have an obsession with PotC. Standard.

Ich bin achtsehn!

Fave actors/actresses:
JACK DAVENPORT ((JAAAAAAAAAMMMMEESSSSS!!))
Azmyth ((oki, he's only an actor so far as being an extra in AWE, but he's also a participant on Pirate Master. SPLEE SWIRLYBEARD!!))
Johnny Depp ((w00zomghesawerewolf!))
Jack Davenport ((iveonlyseenhiminonemoviebuthewastotallysqueesoidontcareanyway))
MEL BROOKS! ((my hero))
Naomie Harris ((wereraptorofsomesort? MONKEY!))
Orlando Bloom ((ehhh...))
Mackenzie Crook((somethingaboutawerecatmethinks))
Viggo Mortenson((ithinkheseitherawerehorseoracentaurindisguise!))
Keira Knightly
Lee Arenberg
Billy Boyd
etc, etc.

Fave book series: Warriors((good for cat lovers!))
Wereling ((I heart werewolves!))
Bloody Jack ((pirates--DUH!))
Master and Commander Series by Patrick O'Brian ((Classic sailing adventures!!))

Fave color...ugh, can't choose!

Lives: -gasp!- You stalker!
Age: Mentioned somewhere above in German.
Hair color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses: Brown...I mean, 'Yes'

Fave kind of music: Soundtracks: They're all I like anymore!

Fave Band: OK Go (they're the only band I'm really into, but 'Here It Goes Again' rox my sox! w00 Treadmill Dance!)

Currently listening to: 'Dawn' Pride and Prejudice soundtrack.

Fave movies: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl ((obviously!))
Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest ((duh!))
Pirates fo the Caribbean 3: At World's End ((JJJAAAAAMMMEEESSS!! -sob-))
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron ((WEESNAW!))
The Chronicles of Narnia; The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe ((zomg smexy lion))
etc, savvy?
The Producers ((Both old AND new!))
Pride and Prejudice ((because Darcy has the most 'awwww'-inspiring puppy eyes))

Stories:

Of Fears Unknown: Not a lot going on right now. At a loss for drive or even a remote interest in writing. Perhaps it's the whole 'starting college' thing. I'll have something up one of these months, I suppose...

The Heart Gathers The Scattered Pieces: This story is going to be scrapped. I know it's so close to the end, but there was so much else I wanted to happen as far as subplots and subtle romance goes, so I'm going to take it down and re-upload it after a bit of an overhaul, in a completely new format; each world will be its own story, etc, etc.

Of Jack's Many Strange Adventures: No new ideas yet, but there may be another short added...eventually...

-- UPDATE: Jack invents water skiing. Any ideas on how I'm gonna do that? HELP!

Umm...what else is there to say besides CHINCHILLA!

dotdotdot...

(Here is a pitiful beginning of quotations)

"The bigger a person you are, the better off you'll be. Unless the little person has a gun." ~Grace in a church-school discussion.

"But why's the rum gone?" ~Cap'n Jack Sparrow. You can't expect me not to put it in, can you?

"You look bloody awful, what are you doing here?"
"You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax."
"You smell funny." ~Cap'n Jack and a very drunk and filthy and sexy (!) Norrington.

"Our destinies have been entwined, Elizabeth. But never joined." ~Norrington. Sad sad line. I wanna cry now. ;-;

"I want to see what it smells like." ~Me, explaining why I wanted to go down a hall at school that a police dog had been investigating.

Me "Pickles."
My sis "It's 12:16."
Me "Apparently 'pickles' means 'what time is is?'"
Jake "So did you say pickles for any particular reason or anything?"
Me "No."
Jake "Just kinda necessary to say it? 12:16 is the official time to say pickles. I'm gonna start that now."
~Me my older sis and this cute guy Jake at my church.

and ah, finally, last and least, the 'If You...' Profile posts: ...

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't known which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, Nayru Goddess of Wisdom, Captain MeraSparrow

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

.eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you are a total and utter fangirl, copy and paste this into your profile. (only for pirates in My case =D )

Ok, so I was watching Curse of the Black Pearl again this morning, since I haven't watched it in FOREVER and I needed my fix (eheheh...) and this time, instead of squeeing about Jack and everything, I squeed about James. o.o Here's a post-it from me:

The majority of PotC fangirls squee over only Jack or only Will. If you squee about James in any way shape or form, copy and paste this into your profile.

OMGCHEESE!

Dum vita est spes est. --Where there is life, there is hope.