| Xazz |
Author has written 121 stories for Sly Cooper, Eyeshield 21, Assassin's Creed, Pokémon, Suits, Dragonriders of Pern series, Supernatural, Jak and Daxter, His Dark Materials, Teen Wolf, and Night Angel Trilogy. Name: bb Age: Old enough Sex: Often Disclaimer: ... I hope you're all smart enough to know that I don't own this; I refuse to write a fucking disclaimer ANY more cause it's fucking retarded. It's pretty much obvious. Spoilers: My stories have them. If you don't want spoilers then what the hell are you doing reading fanfiction? Feel free to PM me with questions you might have. And before you ask, no I probably don't know whatever fanfic you're looking for, I'm probably too busy writing my own to read someone else OTL I have a blog, myantiquehabibi on Tumblr, or if that one isn't working anymore then I'm on brokenballoons | |||||||
1. Shadowlings reviews1940, they said the War was the worst event to ever befall modern man. So why is it happening all over again? Europe is in flames but America is just trying to make end's meat. They want to survive. Let Europe burn for all they care; America has it's own problems.Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-6-13 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete2. Little White Shadows reviewsSequel to Shadow Broker. 1935, Los Angeles, it's been ten years since Altair first came to America, and ten years since he left an old life behind. But old habits are hard to kick and it's easy to slip back into an old life style. He promises himself it's a temporary fix.Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-16-13 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete3. Shadow Broker » reviews1925, Chicago, there's a killer on the loose and the Chicago PD is powerless to catch them so they call in Detective S, a detective from L.A. who's yet to lose a criminal. But for Malik this might be the one that got away.Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,187 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-24-13 - Published: 9-19-12 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete4. Flocking Movement: The Seventeenth » reviewsThis wasn't what was promised, even when everything is permitted. Sequel to Flocking Movement.Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 86,769 - Reviews: 239 - Updated: 3-24-13 - Published: 7-28-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M.5. I'll Keep You Warm reviewsItaly should still have been warm. Or at least Desmond thought so at least. Wasn't Rome supposed to be warm? -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-20-13 - Desmond M. & Lucy S. - Complete6. Tales From Seal Beach: Tilt reviewsAltair was sure his life was on the up. He won his court case and got to stay in California. Then he hit the ceiling and it's a long plummet to the bottom.Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-19-13 - Altaïr & Desmond M.7. Those Who Came After » reviewsfix-it fic set after the end of AC3. The world was saved, but something was set free into a world not meant for her. Those left behind in the wake of a death now have to pick of the pieces in a world intent on tearing itself apart.Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,777 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 3-19-13 - Published: 11-23-12 - Rebecca C. & Shaun H.8. Wicked Game reviewsAltair could still hear Malik in his head, yelling a him when he announced he was going to investigate Templars who were leaving Acre. He was the Grandmaster, he could do what he wanted, even if Malik complained. -one shot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-16-13 - Altaïr & Adha - Complete9. Stories About Stories » reviewsRequest dump from my blog. Contains lots of stories inside current AUs, also spoilers.Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,647 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-16-13 - Published: 9-3-12 - Altaïr & Malik10. The Storm in the Heart of the Sun reviewsShe concluded she was no damsel, though she was distressed. Distressed she wanted a man made of smoke and shadow and who's hands were covered in blood and could create hell on earth for any who decided to temp him. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-5-13 - Altaïr & Adha - Complete11. A Stop and Start reviewsDesmond had been expecting a white light, and his entire life passing before his eyes. Death, however, was not nearly as grand. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-4-13 - Altaïr & Desmond M. - Complete12. Cause for Celebration reviewsHaytham didn't bother to think how Edward had found him, the man was an Assassin; they had their ways of knowing. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-3-13 - Connor K. & Haytham K. - Complete13. Tell the World reviewsHad he told his boy he'd loved him before he'd locked himself away in here? -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-3-13 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete14. Hot Tea reviewsAll Malik wanted was his tea. He didn't ask... for this! -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-3-13 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete15. Don't Make Me Go reviewsYou need to wake up Desmond. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-3-13 - Desmond M. & Lucy S. - Complete16. A Life too TightThere was something sort of nice about death. Life was pain and death took it all away. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Published: 3-3-13 - Desmond M. & Altaïr - Complete17. Back For More » reviewsDesmond ends up having a one night stand with only one of the most popular - allegedly straight- guys in school. It is both everything he expected and he probably could have used a memo on how to deal with possessiveness.Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,569 - Reviews: 198 - Updated: 2-26-13 - Published: 3-17-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M.18. Liefde: Drie reviewsYou: you MOCK my beard! You: you're just jealous you can't grow your own You: half breed just gets peach fuzz Alty: … You: Altair 0 Rauf 1 -one shot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-18-13 - Rauf & Altaïr - Complete19. Fire reviewsConnor has his reservations about seeking the Assassins. He feels he should but it would mean leaving everything he'd ever known; his home, his family, his people, and his best friend.Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-13-13 - Connor K. - Complete20. A Lily in the Valley » reviewsIt was a mad conspiracy that brought them to this point, one that put them in a place of power neither wanted. But snakes still slither, enemies multiply and if Malik isn't careful it may all crash down around their heads, an Order divided and a dangerous enemy allowed to destroy them.Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 118,862 - Reviews: 158 - Updated: 1-13-13 - Published: 1-3-12 - Altaïr & Malik21. Flocking Movement: Legacy » reviewsThe untold stories of the Flock.Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,588 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-8-13 - Published: 3-20-12 - Altaïr & Ezio A.22. Through the Eyes of Angels » reviews[DISCONTINUED] Altair is an angel sent to watch over a young man who has the power to change history. And then there was a wrench thrown into that plan. Which is to say 'and then Malik happened'.Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,424 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 1-2-13 - Published: 11-14-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete23. A Dark Paradise reviewsAfter coming into contact with the Apple Altair feels himself changed, and not for the better. Quicker to anger, becoming more reckless, one would think he's got a death wish. Perhaps he does, for when death lingers close a shade appears, a man no one can see.Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-1-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M.24. The New Boy reviewsHe'd only spoken to Malik maybe three minutes and he had a crush. Why did this happen to him! -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-19-12 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete25. Hopelessly in Love » reviews30 days of AltMal drabbles.Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-7-12 - Published: 10-28-12 - Altaïr & Malik26. Tales From Seal Beach: 30 Days » reviewsThere's so much unsaid, so this is the chance to say it all.Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,419 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 10-12-12 - Published: 8-9-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M. - Complete27. I Forgive You reviewsWilliam wanted him to believe that she was dead, that he'd killed her. Except he didn't. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-10-12 - Desmond M. & Lucy S. - Complete28. The Bartender at Benny's » reviewsBenny's is a bar that caters to the local mob. Problem is the owner isn't always on time when paying his dues meaning Desmond has to deal with the mob enforcers when they come by to shake his boss down. One time a different enforcer shows up and really someone shouldn't allowed to be scary AND be that hot.Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,319 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-7-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M. - Complete29. The Ka'kari Unit reviewsThe ka'kari, three special, single pilot, auto-suits. Fitted with a highly advanced A.I. they think for themselves, acting in their own best interests. Of the three only the BLACK has had a pilot, until recently at least when it suddenly rejected it's pilot of ten years for unknown reasons. More over the fact that all three start reacting to unknown pilots.Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Night Angel Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,748 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-24-12 - Altaïr & Kylar Stern/Azoth30. Blue Eyes Travel Well reviewsRauf is a photographer on assignment in Constantinople but isn't quite sure what to take pictures of. Then he stumbles on a musician at a cafe. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-17-12 - Rauf & Yusuf T. - Complete31. They Were Giants reviewsIt's supposed to be a week of festivities and worship, it sort of goes sideways when Malik finds a naked man on the side of the hill. Nor does it help matters that he can't remember his own name. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,492 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-17-12 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete32. Pro Human reviewsAfter the fall of society as we know it to a species killing 'plague' the world and humanity has rebuilt itself to stay on top. The world is changed, but even after 500 years there is still corruption, and where this is corruption there are Assassins.Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-11-12 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete33. My Love is Like a Coin » reviewsAfter nearly drowning Altair is rescued by a mermaid, he can't stop thinking about it. -complete-Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,467 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 9-6-12 - Published: 7-9-12 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete34. My Antique Habibi » reviewsThese aren't his brothers, these aren't his people, this isn't his city, this isn't his Order and who is this Ezio who says he's the Mentor?Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,464 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-23-12 - Published: 8-16-12 - Rauf & Yusuf T.35. Sharks and Lionfish » reviewsAn understanding had been reached. The humans would stay to the land and their boats and his folk would not hunt upon land, but the waters belonged to them.Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,530 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 8-13-12 - Published: 4-4-12 - Desmond M.36. Made With You » reviewsA collection of kissing requests from my blog, including stories from other of my AUs.Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,344 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-4-12 - Published: 7-31-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M. - Complete37. Flocking Movement » reviewsThe Creed says that nothing is true; Desmond finds out the hard way just how true that statement really is. -complete-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 54 - Words: 126,529 - Reviews: 406 - Updated: 7-30-12 - Published: 2-11-11 - Desmond M. & Altaïr - Complete38. Safety reviewsWhen he wakes up she isn't there. He promised he'd keep her safe. Now he will. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-29-12 - Desmond M. & Lucy S. - Complete39. Barkni reviewsAltair and Malik go to Turkey to kill on orders of the Brotherhood, it all goes exactly to plan, even if they do end up in the middle of a oil wrestling event to do it. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-14-12 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete40. Tales From Seal Beach: Puppy Love reviewsDesmond's crush comes over for a play date and Altair sees his little brother's first kiss. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-13-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M. - Complete41. Tales From Seal Beach: Teenage Boys reviewsConnor really doesn't like it when boys want to date his sister.Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-12-12 - Connor K. & Aveline G. - Complete42. Misearbile Visu, Ex Malo Bonum » reviewsThe Lycan and Hunter clans have been at war for over a hundred years and the kingdom seems to stand at a hairsbreadth away from a small scale civil war. Scott and Stiles are still friends despite the prejudice of werewolf and human friendships. It probably is in no one's best interests when the king notices.Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,469 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-12-12 - Published: 6-2-12 - Stiles & Derek H.43. You Won't See Me Cry reviewsIt's the night before they leave for Rome, Lucy should be sleeping.Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-9-12 - Lucy S. & Desmond M. - Complete44. Tales From Seal Beach: Just Make You Happy reviewsIt's Altair's birthday, he isn't happy about it. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-9-12 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete45. Tales From Seal Beach: Teenage Girls reviewsSomeone makes fun of Aveline's new lolita fashion and Connor isn't very happy about it. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-9-12 - Connor K. & Aveline G. - Complete46. Hero reviewsDesmond visits Lucy's grave after waking up from the Animus. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-1-12 - Desmond M. & Lucy S. - Complete47. Tales From Seal Beach: Consider the Following reviews"I'm Robert de Sable," and he offered his hand. He had a shiny golden watch on his right hand. Altair shook it. "I'm with Abstrego Industries." "The people who make baby formula," Altair said. "Among other things," he agreed. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-25-12 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete48. Always There » reviewsStories for fathers.Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,390 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-17-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M. - Complete49. Tales From Seal Beach: Telescope Eyes reviewsHe always tried to keep in control. Always. Or this happened, he flew off the handle and yelled. And he'd yelled at Desmond, his little brother who only had him. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-15-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M. - Complete50. Tales From Seal Beach: Jolly and Roger reviews"I am not playing into whatever sort of weird domestic fetish I'm sure you have you creep. And no, I'm not wearing an apron or anything like that so get the image out of your head."-oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-15-12 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete51. Tales From Seal Beach: Control reviewsRed belt; to remind the student of control, and to warn opponents away. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,155 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-14-12 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete52. Take Me HomeAnother collection of drabbles from my blog based on pairing and AU asks.Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,229 - Published: 6-12-12 - Altaïr & Derek H. - Complete53. It's Easier reviewsWhen he surfaced again Malik was cheering, some fifty yards back, and Altair felt himself smile. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-11-12 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete54. Tales From Seal Beach: What Do You Know? reviewsHe'd been given the News twenty-two different times in his life, and gone to twenty-three different schools and each time it was different, yet the same. But it was always The Bad News. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-10-12 - Altaïr - Complete55. This Close » reviewsA collection of neck kink drabbles.Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,161 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-6-12 - Complete56. Tales From Seal Beach: Syrup reviewsOfficially shopping for cold medication was like shopping for baby food, or diapers. Altair scowled at the display of different cold and cough syrups, Desmond in one arm before he picked one up and read the back of the box.Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,963 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-3-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M. - Complete57. No Angel » reviewsHarvey sees some scars right over Mike's back. That's where Mike's wings used to be.Crossover - Supernatural & Suits - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,324 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 6-2-12 - Published: 1-29-12 - Mike R.58. Futile Devices » reviewsThat was Azrael, that black thing, something that would hate and be hated and would kill these men. All of these men. He would not rest until their blood was on his hands.Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,788 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-1-12 - Published: 5-23-12 - Al Mualim59. Tales From Seal Beach: The Battery reviewsHe couldn't make his pitcher snap out of his funk. They were a good team too damnit! He bet the other team thought they were losers. -oneshot-Crossover - Supernatural & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,917 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-26-12 - Castiel & Altaïr - Complete60. Between Two Points » reviewsThe day Lugh settled will be the day Mike Ross never forgets. It was a week after his parents died.Crossover - His Dark Materials & Suits - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-21-12 - Published: 3-15-12 - Mike R.61. Not as Planned » reviewsHe crossed out her number and wrote his own on it above the crossed out part. "Here," he said and tucked the slightly crumpled card into Vieri's pants pocket. "Call me later."Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,674 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 5-20-12 - Published: 10-22-11 - Federico A. & Vieri de Pazzi62. Liefde: Tweede reviewsHabibi: you don't know my mom Habibi: she is terrifying and Cuban You: is that supposed to mean something to me? Habibi: CUBAN WOMEN ARE SCARY OKAY! -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-20-12 - Rauf & Yusuf T. - Complete63. Southern Gold » reviewsMike would have been happy with a blue, honest. What he got instead was a whole lot of problems.Crossover - Dragonriders of Pern series & Suits - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,198 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-13-12 - Published: 9-11-11 - Mike R.64. Kiss My Face » reviewsA collection of kissing drabbles.Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Night Angel Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,756 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-10-12 - Altaïr & Kylar Stern/Azoth - Complete65. Liefde: Eerste reviewsHabibi: you know, your personal jerk off material You: would if make you feel better to know you already were?-oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-8-12 - Rauf & Yusuf T. - Complete66. Troubling Time Displacement reviewsAltair, a legend, a man who for so long had been like the ultimate pinnacle an Assassin could reach and should be beyond the trivalries of the world was hungry.Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-22-12 - Ezio A. & Altaïr - Complete67. Tales From Seal Beach: Bitterness and Sweet reviewsHe wasn't excited about the baby. In fact when his mother told him he was furious. He hated it. He didn't even give it a gender, or a proper pronoun. To him it was an it and he hated it and wished it never existed and would just go away.Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,778 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-21-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M. - Complete68. Lucy Stillman reviewsOkay so, first off we need to acknowledge the fact that Ubisoft decided, in their infinite wisdom, that Lucy was going to be a Templar. -one shot- rating for language a.k.a Xazz has a filthy mouth.Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-19-12 - Lucy S. - Complete69. Tales From Seal Beach: Little Bully reviewsNo. Desmond wasn't keeping one of the puppies and that was the end of it. But damnit if it didn't make Altair feel like an asshole. -one shot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-17-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M. - Complete70. Tales from Seal Beach: Pampering reviewsAltair and Malik take a bath together. Malik gets a bit handsy and no one is surprised in the slightest. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-16-12 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete71. Tales from Seal Beach: Three Shots reviewsDesmond needs his vaccinations. That's a lot easier said then done. -one shot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-16-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M. - Complete72. The Sparrow and the CrowToday was slowly turning into a disaster for Micheletto. First Gasper, now he's got to deal with Cesare's pet wolf. -one shot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Published: 4-16-12 - Michelotto Corella & Cesare Borgia - Complete73. Two Eagles » reviews"Who are you brother? I do not recognize you," Ezio finally spoke and the novices became hushed. "Aalam," Altair said making Ezio actually stop and give pause.Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,088 - Reviews: 103 - Updated: 4-14-12 - Published: 2-13-11 - Altaïr & Ezio A.74. Peach Schnapps reviewsGay chicken fun for everyone! -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-21-12 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete75. Altair ibn La'Ahad al Umar reviewsWhen we meet Altaïr in the beginning of AC1 he's cocky, an asshole, and in general thinks he's better than everyone else; mainly because he is. To the point I'm surprised he could walk through doors at the start of the game. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-17-12 - Altaïr - Complete76. Flocking Movement: Ages » reviewsThe year is 1778 and there's a war out there. Tie in story with Flocking Movement.Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,630 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-3-12 - Published: 5-20-11 - Altaïr & Ezio A. - Complete77. Monteriggioni's GhostBirdMan reviewsYou don't really expect your new home to be full of ghosts, or to almost have a man fall right on top of you out of the sky. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-25-12 - Ezio A. - Complete78. Nights Like These reviewsSometimes, neither of them can sleep. So they lie awake and face each other in bed and just... talk. -oneshot-Suits - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-24-12 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete79. Learning Curves » reviewsHe looked up and saw Malik leaning against the hood of his car and for a brief second wondered what he'd look like splayed spread eagle on it, preferably with fewer clothes on. Thankfully that thought didn't last long enough to show in his face.Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 136 - Updated: 2-19-12 - Published: 10-21-11 - Altaïr & Malik80. Be Mine » reviewsA collection of Valentine themed shorts.Crossover - Supernatural & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-14-12 - Dean W. & Desmond M. - Complete81. A Short Distance reviewsYou don't piss off mechanics... you just don't. -oneshot-Jak and Daxter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-8-12 - Complete82. Tales from Seal Beach: Fun Fair reviewsAltair takes his little brother Desmond to the fair for the first time. Things don't go exactly according to plan. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-1-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M. - Complete83. The Archer reviewsFrancesco is intrigued by Enu's skills with the bow. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-6-12 - Complete84. Altered Flight Pattern » reviewsMalik is Ezio's best friend and has had a crush on him since he can remember, though he never reciprocates. It sort of all goes out the window when Ezio's family from Syria visits and Malik meets Altair and all bets are off. -complete-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,878 - Reviews: 190 - Updated: 1-5-12 - Published: 3-1-11 - Malik & Altaïr - Complete85. Noor » reviews-DISCONTINUED- "Noor?" He asked when the cat came over, begging to be picked up. He picked her up and set her on the counter. "Hmmm, Noor, I like it," he said and Noor sat on the counter wrapping her tail around her feet as if to say 'it'll do.'Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,356 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 1-3-12 - Published: 6-10-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete86. Match Making for Angry Men reviews"I hate you both and next time I see either one of you I am skinning you with my bare hands!" Malik yelled at Desmond and Ezio as the two in question tried to make themselves scarce.Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-16-11 - Malik & Altaïr - Complete87. Danger, Will Robinson! reviewsIt's a hot day in New York and during a walk-a-thon benefit for the firm Mike ends up suffering heat stroke. Harvey and Donna to the rescue. -oneshot-Suits - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-7-11 - Mike R. & Harvey S. - Complete88. Sealed with a Kiss reviewsHarvey and Mike's first date is a disaster, yet somehow it's all better in the end. -oneshot-Suits - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-7-11 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete89. Patience reviewsThe one where Altair is a virgin and there is a lot of sass from both parties. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-2-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete90. Flaming Bedroll reviewsThe one in which Malik dances for Altair. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-23-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete91. Laws of the Game » reviewsModern AU. Malik is the soccer coach to Altair's son.Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,908 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 9-19-11 - Published: 3-9-11 - Altaïr & Malik92. Markers reviewsMike has an oral fixation. -one shot-Suits - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-10-11 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete93. Wingman reviewsThe bow string twanged softly as he released it, a guard who was trying to sneak up on Ezio fell over dead, the arrow protruding from the back of his neck. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-25-11 - Complete94. Take a Breather reviews"Turn off the TV before I throw my pen at you." -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-25-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete95. Can't be Tamed A Lesson to Nosy Ancestors reviewsThe Bleeding Effect makes it difficult for Desmond to enjoy his favorite foods and gives him some not so wonderful habits. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 8-25-11 - Desmond M. - Complete96. I'm Still HereCipriano just grinned, his teeth bright against his darker skin, "You best remember that next time. I won't be so nice the next time you want to do something stupid," he said. "And no doubt you will," -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Published: 8-25-11 - Complete97. Those Who Are Awake reviewsRauf contemplates what happened after Al Mualim's defeat. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-25-11 - Rauf & Altaïr - Complete98. Cutting Carrots reviewsMalik tries to make dinner one handed. Altair has things to say about that. -one shot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-25-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete99. I, Altair » reviews-DISCONTINUED- Altair loses his memory and has no idea who or what he is, meanwhile two powerful factions are at each other's throat over who's side he'll fight on.Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,322 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-15-11 - Published: 6-10-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete100. The Meaning of Sin reviewsAltair should not have these feelings. It is a sin to love another man. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-4-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete101. Clipped » reviewsThere are freemen, and then there are slaves. Sometimes they're one in the same, and other times there are those who are always free, even when someone tries to clip their wings. -complete-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,266 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 6-8-11 - Published: 4-2-11 - Leonardo da Vinci & Altaïr - Complete102. Forest of Glass reviewsMalik doesn't understand Altair's obsession with the Apple and why it's so hard to get him to stop. Then, one day Altair shows him exactly what it is he sees. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-25-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete103. Living Tsunami » reviews"You'll kill him." "Good! His ilk took everything from me! EVERYTHING!" he roared. "And if you don't get out of my way I'll hurt you too!" "No, Ondin, don't do this," Crow pleaded. "This isn't you-Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,066 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-24-11 - Quagsire/Nuoh & Umbreon/Blacky - Complete104. Winter reviewsLeonardo keeping Ezio inside while it's snowing outside. Because he doesn't want the assassin to break his neck on the slick rooftops. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-10-11 - Leonardo da Vinci & Ezio A. - Complete105. Warmth reviewsToday was a practical test. Outside. In the snow. Altair wished he'd just stayed in bed. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-1-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete106. Unwell reviewsTrain. Crowded. Breakdown. Stuck. Touching. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-25-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete107. As it Was reviewsDrabbles of Malik and Altair as novices -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-17-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete108. Old Birds » reviews-DISCONTINUED- Altair is a grumpy old war vet who probably loves his lawn a little to much, luckily he loves his grandchildren just as much.Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-16-11 - Published: 2-11-11 - Altaïr & Desmond M. - Complete109. Baby Bird » reviewsApple shinanegens. After an incident with the Apple Malik finds himself with a "short" supply of options. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-30-11 - Published: 2-17-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete110. A Dull Ache reviews"You don't think I'm possessed?" the question burst out of him before he could stop himself. Ezio laughed, "Of course not," he said with good humor. "I don't know what it is that is wrong with you, but I can't think you are possessed." -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,733 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-27-11 - Ezio A. & Leonardo da Vinci - Complete111. Unexpected Results reviewsKinkmeme prompt asking for Malik addicted to coffee on a caffeine high. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-21-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete112. Sunday reviewsShaun hates Sunday; loathes it actually. Or he does until he calls Desmond to try and entertain himself only to get more than he bargained for in the best way possible. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-20-11 - Shaun H. - Complete113. Cooked Alive reviews"How long do you plan to imprison me?" Altair asked him laying down his limbs grateful to no longer be moving. "For as long as it takes," was Malik's reply. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-5-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete114. Penance reviewsThis was one nightmare he won't be waking up from. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-28-11 - Desmond M. - Complete115. Black Coffee and a Double Shot reviewskinkmeme prompt: Altair/Malik Modern AU, told from the perspective of the barista where Malik gets his coffee every morning. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-21-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete116. Eagles and Angels reviewsAn angel comes to the rescue of a girl in Baghdad. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-12-11 - Altaïr - Complete117. Rain reviewsMalik experiences phantom pains from his arm, and then Altair has to come in an make it worse. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-11-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete118. Permitted reviewsDesmond ran his hand along the low slung handlebars admiring the shine of the fresh black paint job. Strait off the lot with a fake plate and a pair of knockoff keys. Everything is permitted. -oneshot-Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-11-11 - Desmond M. & Shaun H. - Complete119. Little Brothers » reviews"You're oftly suspicious mister," said the boy eyeing Altair and then looked back at the Templars. "That I am," Altair agreed softly and waited until the Templars were a sufficient distance away before he stood and the boy caught a flash of his blade.Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-11-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete120. Battleground reviewsThis is a game, only titans may play. An only those that train even in the most brutals of rain.Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-17-07 - Complete121. Treasure of the Clan reviewsSometimes what is seen is not what it is. And sometimes what isn't seen is where a drop of truth is found. Yet we think we know everything, even if we don't know all the questions in the first place.Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-10-07 - Complete