Xazz
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since: 10-15-05, id: 914210, Profile Updated: 07-17-12
country: USA
Author has written 121 stories for Sly Cooper, Eyeshield 21, Assassin's Creed, Pokémon, Suits, Dragonriders of Pern series, Supernatural, Jak and Daxter, His Dark Materials, Teen Wolf, and Night Angel Trilogy.

Name: bb

Age: Old enough

Sex: Often

Disclaimer: ... I hope you're all smart enough to know that I don't own this; I refuse to write a fucking disclaimer ANY more cause it's fucking retarded. It's pretty much obvious.

Spoilers: My stories have them. If you don't want spoilers then what the hell are you doing reading fanfiction?

Feel free to PM me with questions you might have. And before you ask, no I probably don't know whatever fanfic you're looking for, I'm probably too busy writing my own to read someone else OTL

I have a blog, myantiquehabibi on Tumblr, or if that one isn't working anymore then I'm on brokenballoons


1. Shadowlings reviews
1940, they said the War was the worst event to ever befall modern man. So why is it happening all over again? Europe is in flames but America is just trying to make end's meat. They want to survive. Let Europe burn for all they care; America has it's own problems.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-6-13 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
2. Little White Shadows reviews
Sequel to Shadow Broker. 1935, Los Angeles, it's been ten years since Altair first came to America, and ten years since he left an old life behind. But old habits are hard to kick and it's easy to slip back into an old life style. He promises himself it's a temporary fix.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-16-13 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
3. Shadow Broker » reviews
1925, Chicago, there's a killer on the loose and the Chicago PD is powerless to catch them so they call in Detective S, a detective from L.A. who's yet to lose a criminal. But for Malik this might be the one that got away.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,187 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-24-13 - Published: 9-19-12 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
4. Flocking Movement: The Seventeenth » reviews
This wasn't what was promised, even when everything is permitted. Sequel to Flocking Movement.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 86,769 - Reviews: 239 - Updated: 3-24-13 - Published: 7-28-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M.
5. I'll Keep You Warm reviews
Italy should still have been warm. Or at least Desmond thought so at least. Wasn't Rome supposed to be warm? -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-20-13 - Desmond M. & Lucy S. - Complete
6. Tales From Seal Beach: Tilt reviews
Altair was sure his life was on the up. He won his court case and got to stay in California. Then he hit the ceiling and it's a long plummet to the bottom.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-19-13 - Altaïr & Desmond M.
7. Those Who Came After » reviews
fix-it fic set after the end of AC3. The world was saved, but something was set free into a world not meant for her. Those left behind in the wake of a death now have to pick of the pieces in a world intent on tearing itself apart.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,777 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 3-19-13 - Published: 11-23-12 - Rebecca C. & Shaun H.
8. Wicked Game reviews
Altair could still hear Malik in his head, yelling a him when he announced he was going to investigate Templars who were leaving Acre. He was the Grandmaster, he could do what he wanted, even if Malik complained. -one shot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-16-13 - Altaïr & Adha - Complete
9. Stories About Stories » reviews
Request dump from my blog. Contains lots of stories inside current AUs, also spoilers.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,647 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-16-13 - Published: 9-3-12 - Altaïr & Malik
10. The Storm in the Heart of the Sun reviews
She concluded she was no damsel, though she was distressed. Distressed she wanted a man made of smoke and shadow and who's hands were covered in blood and could create hell on earth for any who decided to temp him. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-5-13 - Altaïr & Adha - Complete
11. A Stop and Start reviews
Desmond had been expecting a white light, and his entire life passing before his eyes. Death, however, was not nearly as grand. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-4-13 - Altaïr & Desmond M. - Complete
12. Cause for Celebration reviews
Haytham didn't bother to think how Edward had found him, the man was an Assassin; they had their ways of knowing. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-3-13 - Connor K. & Haytham K. - Complete
13. Tell the World reviews
Had he told his boy he'd loved him before he'd locked himself away in here? -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-3-13 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
14. Hot Tea reviews
All Malik wanted was his tea. He didn't ask... for this! -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-3-13 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
15. Don't Make Me Go reviews
You need to wake up Desmond. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-3-13 - Desmond M. & Lucy S. - Complete
16. A Life too Tight
There was something sort of nice about death. Life was pain and death took it all away. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Published: 3-3-13 - Desmond M. & Altaïr - Complete
17. Back For More » reviews
Desmond ends up having a one night stand with only one of the most popular - allegedly straight- guys in school. It is both everything he expected and he probably could have used a memo on how to deal with possessiveness.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,569 - Reviews: 198 - Updated: 2-26-13 - Published: 3-17-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M.
18. Liefde: Drie reviews
You: you MOCK my beard! You: you're just jealous you can't grow your own You: half breed just gets peach fuzz Alty: … You: Altair 0 Rauf 1 -one shot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-18-13 - Rauf & Altaïr - Complete
19. Fire reviews
Connor has his reservations about seeking the Assassins. He feels he should but it would mean leaving everything he'd ever known; his home, his family, his people, and his best friend.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-13-13 - Connor K. - Complete
20. A Lily in the Valley » reviews
It was a mad conspiracy that brought them to this point, one that put them in a place of power neither wanted. But snakes still slither, enemies multiply and if Malik isn't careful it may all crash down around their heads, an Order divided and a dangerous enemy allowed to destroy them.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 118,862 - Reviews: 158 - Updated: 1-13-13 - Published: 1-3-12 - Altaïr & Malik
21. Flocking Movement: Legacy » reviews
The untold stories of the Flock.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,588 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-8-13 - Published: 3-20-12 - Altaïr & Ezio A.
22. Through the Eyes of Angels » reviews
[DISCONTINUED] Altair is an angel sent to watch over a young man who has the power to change history. And then there was a wrench thrown into that plan. Which is to say 'and then Malik happened'.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,424 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 1-2-13 - Published: 11-14-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
23. A Dark Paradise reviews
After coming into contact with the Apple Altair feels himself changed, and not for the better. Quicker to anger, becoming more reckless, one would think he's got a death wish. Perhaps he does, for when death lingers close a shade appears, a man no one can see.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-1-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M.
24. The New Boy reviews
He'd only spoken to Malik maybe three minutes and he had a crush. Why did this happen to him! -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-19-12 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
25. Hopelessly in Love » reviews
30 days of AltMal drabbles.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-7-12 - Published: 10-28-12 - Altaïr & Malik
26. Tales From Seal Beach: 30 Days » reviews
There's so much unsaid, so this is the chance to say it all.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,419 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 10-12-12 - Published: 8-9-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M. - Complete
27. I Forgive You reviews
William wanted him to believe that she was dead, that he'd killed her. Except he didn't. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-10-12 - Desmond M. & Lucy S. - Complete
28. The Bartender at Benny's » reviews
Benny's is a bar that caters to the local mob. Problem is the owner isn't always on time when paying his dues meaning Desmond has to deal with the mob enforcers when they come by to shake his boss down. One time a different enforcer shows up and really someone shouldn't allowed to be scary AND be that hot.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,319 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-7-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M. - Complete
29. The Ka'kari Unit reviews
The ka'kari, three special, single pilot, auto-suits. Fitted with a highly advanced A.I. they think for themselves, acting in their own best interests. Of the three only the BLACK has had a pilot, until recently at least when it suddenly rejected it's pilot of ten years for unknown reasons. More over the fact that all three start reacting to unknown pilots.
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Night Angel Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,748 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-24-12 - Altaïr & Kylar Stern/Azoth
30. Blue Eyes Travel Well reviews
Rauf is a photographer on assignment in Constantinople but isn't quite sure what to take pictures of. Then he stumbles on a musician at a cafe. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-17-12 - Rauf & Yusuf T. - Complete
31. They Were Giants reviews
It's supposed to be a week of festivities and worship, it sort of goes sideways when Malik finds a naked man on the side of the hill. Nor does it help matters that he can't remember his own name. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,492 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-17-12 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
32. Pro Human reviews
After the fall of society as we know it to a species killing 'plague' the world and humanity has rebuilt itself to stay on top. The world is changed, but even after 500 years there is still corruption, and where this is corruption there are Assassins.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-11-12 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
33. My Love is Like a Coin » reviews
After nearly drowning Altair is rescued by a mermaid, he can't stop thinking about it. -complete-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,467 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 9-6-12 - Published: 7-9-12 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
34. My Antique Habibi » reviews
These aren't his brothers, these aren't his people, this isn't his city, this isn't his Order and who is this Ezio who says he's the Mentor?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,464 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-23-12 - Published: 8-16-12 - Rauf & Yusuf T.
35. Sharks and Lionfish » reviews
An understanding had been reached. The humans would stay to the land and their boats and his folk would not hunt upon land, but the waters belonged to them.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,530 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 8-13-12 - Published: 4-4-12 - Desmond M.
36. Made With You » reviews
A collection of kissing requests from my blog, including stories from other of my AUs.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,344 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-4-12 - Published: 7-31-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M. - Complete
37. Flocking Movement » reviews
The Creed says that nothing is true; Desmond finds out the hard way just how true that statement really is. -complete-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 54 - Words: 126,529 - Reviews: 406 - Updated: 7-30-12 - Published: 2-11-11 - Desmond M. & Altaïr - Complete
38. Safety reviews
When he wakes up she isn't there. He promised he'd keep her safe. Now he will. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-29-12 - Desmond M. & Lucy S. - Complete
39. Barkni reviews
Altair and Malik go to Turkey to kill on orders of the Brotherhood, it all goes exactly to plan, even if they do end up in the middle of a oil wrestling event to do it. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-14-12 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
40. Tales From Seal Beach: Puppy Love reviews
Desmond's crush comes over for a play date and Altair sees his little brother's first kiss. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-13-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M. - Complete
41. Tales From Seal Beach: Teenage Boys reviews
Connor really doesn't like it when boys want to date his sister.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-12-12 - Connor K. & Aveline G. - Complete
42. Misearbile Visu, Ex Malo Bonum » reviews
The Lycan and Hunter clans have been at war for over a hundred years and the kingdom seems to stand at a hairsbreadth away from a small scale civil war. Scott and Stiles are still friends despite the prejudice of werewolf and human friendships. It probably is in no one's best interests when the king notices.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,469 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-12-12 - Published: 6-2-12 - Stiles & Derek H.
43. You Won't See Me Cry reviews
It's the night before they leave for Rome, Lucy should be sleeping.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-9-12 - Lucy S. & Desmond M. - Complete
44. Tales From Seal Beach: Just Make You Happy reviews
It's Altair's birthday, he isn't happy about it. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-9-12 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
45. Tales From Seal Beach: Teenage Girls reviews
Someone makes fun of Aveline's new lolita fashion and Connor isn't very happy about it. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-9-12 - Connor K. & Aveline G. - Complete
46. Hero reviews
Desmond visits Lucy's grave after waking up from the Animus. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-1-12 - Desmond M. & Lucy S. - Complete
47. Tales From Seal Beach: Consider the Following reviews
"I'm Robert de Sable," and he offered his hand. He had a shiny golden watch on his right hand. Altair shook it. "I'm with Abstrego Industries." "The people who make baby formula," Altair said. "Among other things," he agreed. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-25-12 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
48. Always There » reviews
Stories for fathers.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,390 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-17-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M. - Complete
49. Tales From Seal Beach: Telescope Eyes reviews
He always tried to keep in control. Always. Or this happened, he flew off the handle and yelled. And he'd yelled at Desmond, his little brother who only had him. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-15-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M. - Complete
50. Tales From Seal Beach: Jolly and Roger reviews
"I am not playing into whatever sort of weird domestic fetish I'm sure you have you creep. And no, I'm not wearing an apron or anything like that so get the image out of your head."-oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-15-12 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
51. Tales From Seal Beach: Control reviews
Red belt; to remind the student of control, and to warn opponents away. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,155 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-14-12 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
52. Take Me Home
Another collection of drabbles from my blog based on pairing and AU asks.
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,229 - Published: 6-12-12 - Altaïr & Derek H. - Complete
53. It's Easier reviews
When he surfaced again Malik was cheering, some fifty yards back, and Altair felt himself smile. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-11-12 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
54. Tales From Seal Beach: What Do You Know? reviews
He'd been given the News twenty-two different times in his life, and gone to twenty-three different schools and each time it was different, yet the same. But it was always The Bad News. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-10-12 - Altaïr - Complete
55. This Close » reviews
A collection of neck kink drabbles.
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,161 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-6-12 - Complete
56. Tales From Seal Beach: Syrup reviews
Officially shopping for cold medication was like shopping for baby food, or diapers. Altair scowled at the display of different cold and cough syrups, Desmond in one arm before he picked one up and read the back of the box.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,963 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-3-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M. - Complete
57. No Angel » reviews
Harvey sees some scars right over Mike's back. That's where Mike's wings used to be.
Crossover - Supernatural & Suits - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,324 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 6-2-12 - Published: 1-29-12 - Mike R.
58. Futile Devices » reviews
That was Azrael, that black thing, something that would hate and be hated and would kill these men. All of these men. He would not rest until their blood was on his hands.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,788 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-1-12 - Published: 5-23-12 - Al Mualim
59. Tales From Seal Beach: The Battery reviews
He couldn't make his pitcher snap out of his funk. They were a good team too damnit! He bet the other team thought they were losers. -oneshot-
Crossover - Supernatural & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,917 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-26-12 - Castiel & Altaïr - Complete
60. Between Two Points » reviews
The day Lugh settled will be the day Mike Ross never forgets. It was a week after his parents died.
Crossover - His Dark Materials & Suits - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-21-12 - Published: 3-15-12 - Mike R.
61. Not as Planned » reviews
He crossed out her number and wrote his own on it above the crossed out part. "Here," he said and tucked the slightly crumpled card into Vieri's pants pocket. "Call me later."
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,674 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 5-20-12 - Published: 10-22-11 - Federico A. & Vieri de Pazzi
62. Liefde: Tweede reviews
Habibi: you don't know my mom Habibi: she is terrifying and Cuban You: is that supposed to mean something to me? Habibi: CUBAN WOMEN ARE SCARY OKAY! -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-20-12 - Rauf & Yusuf T. - Complete
63. Southern Gold » reviews
Mike would have been happy with a blue, honest. What he got instead was a whole lot of problems.
Crossover - Dragonriders of Pern series & Suits - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,198 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-13-12 - Published: 9-11-11 - Mike R.
64. Kiss My Face » reviews
A collection of kissing drabbles.
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Night Angel Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,756 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-10-12 - Altaïr & Kylar Stern/Azoth - Complete
65. Liefde: Eerste reviews
Habibi: you know, your personal jerk off material You: would if make you feel better to know you already were?-oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-8-12 - Rauf & Yusuf T. - Complete
66. Troubling Time Displacement reviews
Altair, a legend, a man who for so long had been like the ultimate pinnacle an Assassin could reach and should be beyond the trivalries of the world was hungry.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-22-12 - Ezio A. & Altaïr - Complete
67. Tales From Seal Beach: Bitterness and Sweet reviews
He wasn't excited about the baby. In fact when his mother told him he was furious. He hated it. He didn't even give it a gender, or a proper pronoun. To him it was an it and he hated it and wished it never existed and would just go away.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,778 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-21-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M. - Complete
68. Lucy Stillman reviews
Okay so, first off we need to acknowledge the fact that Ubisoft decided, in their infinite wisdom, that Lucy was going to be a Templar. -one shot- rating for language a.k.a Xazz has a filthy mouth.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-19-12 - Lucy S. - Complete
69. Tales From Seal Beach: Little Bully reviews
No. Desmond wasn't keeping one of the puppies and that was the end of it. But damnit if it didn't make Altair feel like an asshole. -one shot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-17-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M. - Complete
70. Tales from Seal Beach: Pampering reviews
Altair and Malik take a bath together. Malik gets a bit handsy and no one is surprised in the slightest. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-16-12 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
71. Tales from Seal Beach: Three Shots reviews
Desmond needs his vaccinations. That's a lot easier said then done. -one shot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-16-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M. - Complete
72. The Sparrow and the Crow
Today was slowly turning into a disaster for Micheletto. First Gasper, now he's got to deal with Cesare's pet wolf. -one shot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Published: 4-16-12 - Michelotto Corella & Cesare Borgia - Complete
73. Two Eagles » reviews
"Who are you brother? I do not recognize you," Ezio finally spoke and the novices became hushed. "Aalam," Altair said making Ezio actually stop and give pause.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,088 - Reviews: 103 - Updated: 4-14-12 - Published: 2-13-11 - Altaïr & Ezio A.
74. Peach Schnapps reviews
Gay chicken fun for everyone! -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-21-12 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
75. Altair ibn La'Ahad al Umar reviews
When we meet Altaïr in the beginning of AC1 he's cocky, an asshole, and in general thinks he's better than everyone else; mainly because he is. To the point I'm surprised he could walk through doors at the start of the game. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-17-12 - Altaïr - Complete
76. Flocking Movement: Ages » reviews
The year is 1778 and there's a war out there. Tie in story with Flocking Movement.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,630 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-3-12 - Published: 5-20-11 - Altaïr & Ezio A. - Complete
77. Monteriggioni's GhostBirdMan reviews
You don't really expect your new home to be full of ghosts, or to almost have a man fall right on top of you out of the sky. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-25-12 - Ezio A. - Complete
78. Nights Like These reviews
Sometimes, neither of them can sleep. So they lie awake and face each other in bed and just... talk. -oneshot-
Suits - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-24-12 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete
79. Learning Curves » reviews
He looked up and saw Malik leaning against the hood of his car and for a brief second wondered what he'd look like splayed spread eagle on it, preferably with fewer clothes on. Thankfully that thought didn't last long enough to show in his face.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 136 - Updated: 2-19-12 - Published: 10-21-11 - Altaïr & Malik
80. Be Mine » reviews
A collection of Valentine themed shorts.
Crossover - Supernatural & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-14-12 - Dean W. & Desmond M. - Complete
81. A Short Distance reviews
You don't piss off mechanics... you just don't. -oneshot-
Jak and Daxter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-8-12 - Complete
82. Tales from Seal Beach: Fun Fair reviews
Altair takes his little brother Desmond to the fair for the first time. Things don't go exactly according to plan. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-1-12 - Altaïr & Desmond M. - Complete
83. The Archer reviews
Francesco is intrigued by Enu's skills with the bow. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-6-12 - Complete
84. Altered Flight Pattern » reviews
Malik is Ezio's best friend and has had a crush on him since he can remember, though he never reciprocates. It sort of all goes out the window when Ezio's family from Syria visits and Malik meets Altair and all bets are off. -complete-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,878 - Reviews: 190 - Updated: 1-5-12 - Published: 3-1-11 - Malik & Altaïr - Complete
85. Noor » reviews
-DISCONTINUED- "Noor?" He asked when the cat came over, begging to be picked up. He picked her up and set her on the counter. "Hmmm, Noor, I like it," he said and Noor sat on the counter wrapping her tail around her feet as if to say 'it'll do.'
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,356 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 1-3-12 - Published: 6-10-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
86. Match Making for Angry Men reviews
"I hate you both and next time I see either one of you I am skinning you with my bare hands!" Malik yelled at Desmond and Ezio as the two in question tried to make themselves scarce.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-16-11 - Malik & Altaïr - Complete
87. Danger, Will Robinson! reviews
It's a hot day in New York and during a walk-a-thon benefit for the firm Mike ends up suffering heat stroke. Harvey and Donna to the rescue. -oneshot-
Suits - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-7-11 - Mike R. & Harvey S. - Complete
88. Sealed with a Kiss reviews
Harvey and Mike's first date is a disaster, yet somehow it's all better in the end. -oneshot-
Suits - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-7-11 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete
89. Patience reviews
The one where Altair is a virgin and there is a lot of sass from both parties. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-2-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
90. Flaming Bedroll reviews
The one in which Malik dances for Altair. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-23-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
91. Laws of the Game » reviews
Modern AU. Malik is the soccer coach to Altair's son.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,908 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 9-19-11 - Published: 3-9-11 - Altaïr & Malik
92. Markers reviews
Mike has an oral fixation. -one shot-
Suits - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-10-11 - Harvey S. & Mike R. - Complete
93. Wingman reviews
The bow string twanged softly as he released it, a guard who was trying to sneak up on Ezio fell over dead, the arrow protruding from the back of his neck. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-25-11 - Complete
94. Take a Breather reviews
"Turn off the TV before I throw my pen at you." -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-25-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
95. Can't be Tamed A Lesson to Nosy Ancestors reviews
The Bleeding Effect makes it difficult for Desmond to enjoy his favorite foods and gives him some not so wonderful habits. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 8-25-11 - Desmond M. - Complete
96. I'm Still Here
Cipriano just grinned, his teeth bright against his darker skin, "You best remember that next time. I won't be so nice the next time you want to do something stupid," he said. "And no doubt you will," -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Published: 8-25-11 - Complete
97. Those Who Are Awake reviews
Rauf contemplates what happened after Al Mualim's defeat. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-25-11 - Rauf & Altaïr - Complete
98. Cutting Carrots reviews
Malik tries to make dinner one handed. Altair has things to say about that. -one shot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-25-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
99. I, Altair » reviews
-DISCONTINUED- Altair loses his memory and has no idea who or what he is, meanwhile two powerful factions are at each other's throat over who's side he'll fight on.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,322 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-15-11 - Published: 6-10-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
100. The Meaning of Sin reviews
Altair should not have these feelings. It is a sin to love another man. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-4-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
101. Clipped » reviews
There are freemen, and then there are slaves. Sometimes they're one in the same, and other times there are those who are always free, even when someone tries to clip their wings. -complete-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,266 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 6-8-11 - Published: 4-2-11 - Leonardo da Vinci & Altaïr - Complete
102. Forest of Glass reviews
Malik doesn't understand Altair's obsession with the Apple and why it's so hard to get him to stop. Then, one day Altair shows him exactly what it is he sees. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-25-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
103. Living Tsunami » reviews
"You'll kill him." "Good! His ilk took everything from me! EVERYTHING!" he roared. "And if you don't get out of my way I'll hurt you too!" "No, Ondin, don't do this," Crow pleaded. "This isn't you-
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,066 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-24-11 - Quagsire/Nuoh & Umbreon/Blacky - Complete
104. Winter reviews
Leonardo keeping Ezio inside while it's snowing outside. Because he doesn't want the assassin to break his neck on the slick rooftops. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-10-11 - Leonardo da Vinci & Ezio A. - Complete
105. Warmth reviews
Today was a practical test. Outside. In the snow. Altair wished he'd just stayed in bed. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-1-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
106. Unwell reviews
Train. Crowded. Breakdown. Stuck. Touching. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-25-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
107. As it Was reviews
Drabbles of Malik and Altair as novices -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-17-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
108. Old Birds » reviews
-DISCONTINUED- Altair is a grumpy old war vet who probably loves his lawn a little to much, luckily he loves his grandchildren just as much.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-16-11 - Published: 2-11-11 - Altaïr & Desmond M. - Complete
109. Baby Bird » reviews
Apple shinanegens. After an incident with the Apple Malik finds himself with a "short" supply of options. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-30-11 - Published: 2-17-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
110. A Dull Ache reviews
"You don't think I'm possessed?" the question burst out of him before he could stop himself. Ezio laughed, "Of course not," he said with good humor. "I don't know what it is that is wrong with you, but I can't think you are possessed." -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,733 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-27-11 - Ezio A. & Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
111. Unexpected Results reviews
Kinkmeme prompt asking for Malik addicted to coffee on a caffeine high. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-21-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
112. Sunday reviews
Shaun hates Sunday; loathes it actually. Or he does until he calls Desmond to try and entertain himself only to get more than he bargained for in the best way possible. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-20-11 - Shaun H. - Complete
113. Cooked Alive reviews
"How long do you plan to imprison me?" Altair asked him laying down his limbs grateful to no longer be moving. "For as long as it takes," was Malik's reply. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-5-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
114. Penance reviews
This was one nightmare he won't be waking up from. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-28-11 - Desmond M. - Complete
115. Black Coffee and a Double Shot reviews
kinkmeme prompt: Altair/Malik Modern AU, told from the perspective of the barista where Malik gets his coffee every morning. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-21-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
116. Eagles and Angels reviews
An angel comes to the rescue of a girl in Baghdad. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-12-11 - Altaïr - Complete
117. Rain reviews
Malik experiences phantom pains from his arm, and then Altair has to come in an make it worse. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-11-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
118. Permitted reviews
Desmond ran his hand along the low slung handlebars admiring the shine of the fresh black paint job. Strait off the lot with a fake plate and a pair of knockoff keys. Everything is permitted. -oneshot-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-11-11 - Desmond M. & Shaun H. - Complete
119. Little Brothers » reviews
"You're oftly suspicious mister," said the boy eyeing Altair and then looked back at the Templars. "That I am," Altair agreed softly and waited until the Templars were a sufficient distance away before he stood and the boy caught a flash of his blade.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-11-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete
120. Battleground reviews
This is a game, only titans may play. An only those that train even in the most brutals of rain.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-17-07 - Complete
121. Treasure of the Clan reviews
Sometimes what is seen is not what it is. And sometimes what isn't seen is where a drop of truth is found. Yet we think we know everything, even if we don't know all the questions in the first place.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-10-07 - Complete