Ok, lets see, Humm I really don't introduce myself to anything but dogs but ill try:

First of all The only thing I like about Christmas (commercialy) is Rudolph the red nosed...well you know. I have a giant stuffed one that I got for Christmas when I was about 7 or 8. He sleeps on the corner of my bed with an old baby blanket wraped around his neck. LOL that thing is soo ratty that most people cringe, when they see it.

For christmas I got

Phantom of the Oprea on DVD. 2003 version. Wahoo.. I forsee some oprea songs in my story LOL

First here is some advice for the month:

Januarys: Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.

Decembers: "A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the sky.

A psychotic is the man who lives in it.

A psychiatrist is the man who charges them both rent."

I'm 22 years old, single and happy to stay that way. I work for my parents who breed dogs, I own fewer than 20 at the moment. If you read "Believe" you'll get to hear all about 5 of them. I'm very superstitious in an O.C.D. kind of way, other than that I'm a very boring person and happy to be so.

Oh yeah, I live in Arkansas, and no I am not related to anyone here other than my sister (who adopted me so she is also my mother) and my parents do not own slaves, yes we have indoor plumbing, and I only have five fingers per hand and 5 toes per foot. J

Watership Down, Ya Ya series, Fruit's Basket, Alice 19th, Secret Garden, Bone (Jeff smith)

Law and order (specially S.V.U.), Cold case (I have only seen one so far that has yet to make me cry), Will and Grace (Go Karen and Jack,), Ghost Whisper, Big Brother (season 2 was the best), The Apprentice, Danny Phantom, Judge show's (Judy, Alex), Earthworm Jim, My Little pony, (The original) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,

Spirited away (With the subtitles), Beauty and the Beast, Victor Victoria, The Ring, The Labyrinth, O' Brother where art thou? Too Wong Foo thanks for everything Julie Newmar, Lady and the Tramp (no wonder I raise Cocker Spaniels), Independence Day (don’t know why but that movie always makes me cry), 9 to 5, Shrek1 & 2, Robin hood men in tights, Space Balls, shoot almost anything by Mel Brooks. 50 first dates, Fried Green tomatoes.

The Wiz, Moulin Rouge, Spirit, Labyrinth, Chicago, Phantom of the Oprea

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You think the Grudge is scary! fine I'll give you something to be scared about, imagine that when you wake up tomorrow that laying in the bed beside you will be Michael Jackson wearing a Speedo Slams door So good night. walks off to sound's of screams. - Me to my Davis (My nephew) after he begged to see the Grudge because he wouldn't be scared, not like that was a scary movie, and then said that he was going to have nightmares

"That’s so funny it could make a cat laugh!" -Me (cats are so serious that it would take a lot to make one laugh)

YAY! Movie quotes!

Julius - All you need is love, John Lennon. Very smart man, shot in the back, very sad Independence day

"Mary had a little lamb, But I ate it!" - Daffey duck movie

Beast I want to do something for her - but what?

Cogsworth Oh there's the usual things. Flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep. - Beauty and the beast

The Grinch: Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. Four o'clock, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercise. 6:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing; I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. - How the Grinch stole Christmas

Sarah That's not fair!

Jareth You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is? - The labyrinth

Lydia: They don't want to come down.

Otho: Why not?

Lydia: I think the reason is that they were trying to scare you away, and you didn't get scared.

Delia: Please, they're dead. It's a little late to be neurotic.- Beetlejuice

Mr. Green: I'm going home to sleep with my wife!- Clue

Willy Wonka Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Charlie and the chocolate factory

Winston: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "yes!"-Ghostbusters

You normally don’t see that type of behavior in a household appliance." -Ghost Busters

Westley: Life is pain! Anyone who says differently is selling something.-The princes Bride

Westley: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?-The Princes bride

Vizzini: Inconceivable!

Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.-The princes Bride

Hook: If I were you I'd give up!

Peter: If you were me... I'd be ugly!-Peter pan

Babs Hello, Ginger. Back from holiday?

Ginger: I wasn't on holiday, I was in solitary confinement

Babs It's nice to get a little time to yourself, isn't it? -Chicken run

Garland Greene Define irony - a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. - Con Air

Are you crying? There's no crying in baseball! Tom Hanks -A League of Their Own

BLACK KNIGHT: "I'm invincible!"
ARTHUR: "You're a looney" – Monte Python - The Holy Grail

Man 1 He says he's not dead.
Man2 Yes he is.
Dead man No I'm not...
man1 He isn't?
Man 2 Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Dead man I'm getting better...
man 2 No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.-Monte Python - The Holy Grail

VILLAGER #3: "Well, she turned me into a newt."
BEDEVERE: "A newt?"
VILLAGER #3: "I got better." .-Monte Python - The Holy Grail

Weezer : "I'm not crazy M'Lynn. I've just been in a bad mood for the last 40 years!" -Steel Magnolias

Clairee: "You know what they say, that which does not kill us makes us stronger."- Steel Magnolias

Buddy: "I don’t want you listening to any angry music."
Dave: "The Carpenters are angry? I mean..."
Buddy: "Don't be naive Dave. Close To You, We've Only Just Begun, songs of madness and obsession." -Anger management

Buddy: "You may not use rage enhancing substances such as: caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine, Slippy-Flippies, Jelly Stingers, Tricky Sticks, Bing Bangs or Flying Willards."
Dave: "How about Fiddle Faddles?"
Buddy: "Under my supervision." -Anger management

Buddy: "Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin. From now on, unacceptable." -Anger management

Henry: "The Beach Boys? How nice of that man to give me a CD that will remind me of all the wonderful times I shared with his daughter. What an asshole! (Singing along with The Beach Boys "Wouldn't it Be Nice") Why? Why would you do this to me? You sick bastard!" - 50 first dates

Forrest Gump "Now when I was a baby mama named me after the great Civil War hero General Nathan Bedford Forrest. She said we was related to him in some way. And what he did was He started up this club called the Ku Klux Klan. They’d all dress up in their robes and their bed sheets, and act like a bunch of ghosts or spooks or somethin'. They’d even put bed sheets on their horses and ride around. And anyway, that's how I got my name: Forrest Gump. My mama said the Forrest part was to remind me that sometimes we all do things that well, just don't make no sense." -Forrest Gump

Jessica: "Boys are cheats and liars. They're such a big disgrace."
Jessica and April: "They will tell you anything to get to second... Baseball, baseball, he thinks he's gonna score. If you let him go all the way, then you are a... Hor...ticulture studies flowers... Geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his... Cock...roaches, beetles, butterflies, and bugs. Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of... Jug...glers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck. All guys really want to do is... forget it, no suck luck."-Hot Chick

Everett: "The treasure is still there boys, believe me."
Delmar: "But how'd he know about the treasure?"
Everett: "I don't know, Delmar. The blind are reputed to possess sensitivities compensating for their lack of sight, even to the point of developing paranormal psychic powers. Now, clearly seeing into the future would fall into neatly into that category; its not so surprising then that an organism deprived of its earthly vision..."
Pete: "He said we wouldn't get it. He said we wouldn't get the treasure we seek on account of our obstacles."
Everett: "Well what the hell does he know? He's an ignorant old man." -O brother Where art thou

Everett: "I am the only daddy you got. I am the damn paterfamilias."O brother Where art thou

Delmar: "Everett, I never figured you for a paterfamilias."
Everett: "Ohh, yes. I have spread my seed." -O brother where art thou

Penny Wharvey McGill: "Vernon can support 'em and buy 'em lessons on the clarinet. The only good thing you did for the gals was get hit by that train! -O brother Where art thou

Delmar: "We thought you was a toad! (leaning in, speaking slower and softer) We... thought... you... was... a... toad! -O brother Where art thou

Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind, that word should have new meaning to all of us. We cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore. Perhaps it is fate that today is the fourth of July, and we will once again be fighting for our freedom. But not for freedom from tyranny or oppression or persecution. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world stood up and declared in one voice that we will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day! - President Whitmore, Independence day (I remember the whole movie theater broke out in clapping and cheering, It was a once in a lifetime kind of moment)

Aragorn: Gentlemen! We do not stop 'til nightfall.

Pippin: But what about breakfast?

Aragorn: You've already had it.

Pippin: We've had one, yes. But what about second breakfast?

Aragorn stares at him, then walks off.

Merry: Don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.

Pippin: What about elevensies? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?

Merry: I wouldn't count on it. - Lord of the rings

Legolas: Final count, 42.

Gimli: 42, now that's not a bad score. I myself am sitting happily on 43.

Legolas pulls out an arrow and shoots the Urukhai body Gimli is sitting on

Gimli: He was already dead.

Legolas: He was twitching!

Gimli: He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system! - The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers