swabloo
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since: 10-21-05, id: 917186, Profile Updated: 08-19-12
country: UK
Author has written 30 stories for Harry Potter, Alex Rider, Naruto, Doctor Who, Highlander, Dead Like Me, Sherlock, Black Books, House, M.D., Secret Diary of a Call Girl, Supernatural, and Teen Wolf.

Hi there. It's been a while since I wrote this junk, so I thought I might as well update it.

Age: 20

Here's a little bit about me: I. Love. Crossovers. But i absolutely hate overused, unimaginative, plot-hole filled ones (or any story like that, really). I just see so many opportunities in a crossovers - character development being only one of the things. Off the top of my head, I can think of several unique ideas. It's not hard. So, any crossover stories that I do upload, will have unique plots, with realistic characters and connections between the two fandoms.

Kudos to you if you actually bothered to read this, and I direct you to my FictionPress account - http//www.fictionpress.com/u/597101/

And you can also find my Deviant Art account HERE

Story Progress:

The Fifth is not abandoned, and will be updated once I'm through with some exams over the next few weeks.

The Unlikely is a story I have 'grown out of', as it were. Feel free to PM me if you want to continue it yourself.

Blue, Green and Everything InBetween might be updated over the next few months, whenever inspiration strikes me.

Karmic Balance COMPLETE-A-MUNDO!


1. In Quaaludes and Red Wine reviews
Stiles remembers a time before he was 'stiles', back when it was just him and his mum, and he'd call her 'anyuci' and babble at her in a mix of her mother tongue and English and wherever they were at the time.
Crossover - Highlander & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-2-13 - Methos & Stiles
2. Only a Moron » reviews
and a nutcase to the suicidal degree would ever find the concept of being born into the Shinobi world as cool, or any variation thereof that somehow implies any possible positive connotation. Self-insert to a certain degree. Dark, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,045 - Reviews: 234 - Updated: 5-26-12 - Published: 2-5-09
3. Severed Limbs with Morning Tea » reviews
Sherlock/Doctor Who. Because Sherlock was an extraordinary man, and all his life there'd been these small, inconsistent details that would tip his moments on their sides and he'd stop and feel the world spin. A series of interconnected oneshots.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 1-25-12 - Published: 2-2-11 - Sherlock H.
4. To Touch With Reality reviews
"The things you see," a therapist told Sherlock once, "You do know they're not real, don't you?". We've always known that Sherlock is different; but what if, this time, those problems ran a little... deeper?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-28-11 - Sherlock H. - Complete
5. the Crack Under the Kitchen Door reviews
She was seven when her parents came clean to her about her mother's affair. Harry Potter/ Supernatural crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 10-1-11 - Lily Evans P. & John W. - Complete
6. Stock Control for the Blind Drunk reviews
Mycroft Holmes and Bernard Black have an Epic Bromance. Sherlock/Black Books crossover.
Crossover - Black Books & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-22-11 - Bernard B. & Mycroft H. - Complete
7. As a Bat reviews
Lestrade has awful eyesight. Everything more than a few feet away is a bit of a fuzzy blur. Vain bastard that he is, though, he refuses to wear his glasses out in public.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-22-11 - DI Lestrade - Complete
8. Rider on the Storm reviews
Sometimes he thinks about turning to Sherlock and saying, 'look, my name isn't actually John,' and telling him about how he's been living off adrenaline since he was fourteen. Sherlock/Alex Rider crossover
Crossover - Alex Rider & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 75 - Published: 8-9-11 - Alex R./Cub & John W. - Complete
9. Office with a View reviews
Dean is understandably confused. I mean, come on. It ain't exactly every day you get to meet death without, y'know, an appointment . Supernatural/ Harry Potter crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 3-31-11 - Harry P. & Dean W. - Complete
10. You Know I'm No Good reviews
... And then she's gone in a flustered whirlwind and he's left stunned at the sidelines because wow, she might be nuts but she's his kind of girl and she sure makes a hell of an impression. Dead Like Me/ Secret Diary of a Call Girl crossover.
Crossover - Dead Like Me & Secret Diary of a Call Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-27-11 - Mason & Belle - Complete
11. The Colour Red » reviews
Underneath a bedraggled and cheery exterior, the Weasley clan is ruthless and dangerous, a true example of Sunagakure Shinobi at their best, and sometimes insane. What is the real truth? How deep does the deception run? Naruto/ Harry Potter crossover!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-30-10 - Published: 7-29-10
12. Said the Sunflower to the Seed reviews
Greg has never believed in coincidence. For the reset of the day the name 'Mason' lingers in his thoughts, and he realizes it's the first time he's heard that name outside of his real dad's death reports. House/Dead Like Me crossover. What if...?
Crossover - Dead Like Me & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-27-10 - Mason & G. House - Complete
13. The Thing About Alex reviews
... was that he was slippery. If he didn't want you to know, he wouldn't bluff you off with a lie; he'd tell it so convincingly that he'd almost believe it himself. A different take on K-unit confrontation .
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-21-10 - Ben D./Fox & Alex R./Cub - Complete
14. Six Feet Under reviews
Dirt smeared into Ben's face, and a spider crawled up his nose. A worm wriggled through his hair, and god knows how many bugs were crawling through his clothes. Ben groaned as a big beetle bit him. It was all Alex's fault.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-18-10 - Alex R./Cub & Ben D./Fox - Complete
15. Lightning Jack reviews
"I've lied and died so many, many times." What else did Jack Harkness lie to the doctor about? Two years, a childhood, and a lightning-bolt engraved scar?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-26-10 - Jack H. & Harry P. - Complete
16. The Fifth » reviews
He was a man of many ath,Zeus...those that named him knew of the terrible power he thos was never a name,it was his Legend.Harry Potter,on the other hand..That was something special.You never forget your first.CROSSOVER HP/Highlander/SG
Crossover - Highlander & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,325 - Reviews: 167 - Updated: 6-12-10 - Published: 10-1-09 - Methos & Harry P.
17. Why Phobias Are Not Play Things reviews
A funny short story featuring Alex and K-unit interaction. Because kicking someone out of a plane is just plain stupid.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-4-09 - Alex R./Cub & Wolf - Complete
18. Don't Remind Me reviews
It was all he could do to get away from the lingering whispers of death. Blue eyes looked up at him, and he hoped. Alex Rider/Naruto crossover. Very different, very short, but an interesting look on how it could happen.
Crossover - Naruto & Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-2-09 - Minato N. & Alex R./Cub - Complete
19. Blue, Green and Everything InBetween » reviews
If Harry thought that traveling through time and space would be all fun and games, then he was dead wrong. But even through hell or high water, maybe he'll make it; with a little help from the right kind of doctor. Doctor Who/Harry Potter crossover!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,620 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 8-10-09 - Published: 12-6-08 - 10th Doctor & Harry P.
20. This Farcical Embrace reviews
House and Methos didn't have much in this harsh world, but they had each other, and that was enough. House/Highlander crossover. post-horsemen arc, light and humerous in areas but with dark and gritty cracks. Contains more than just a hint of SLASH.
Crossover - Highlander & House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-31-09 - Methos & G. House - Complete
21. What's in a Name reviews
His name could have been anything; Daniel, Peter, even Benjamin; but no. Narcissa just had to choose the silliest one that honestly, sounded like a sissy prat. whipped!Lucius. Pregnant!Narcissa. Beware.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-8-09 - Lucius M. & Narcissa M. - Complete
22. The Unlikely » reviews
Naruto Harry Potter crossover! There's more to the Hatake white chakra than meets the eye, and combined with a deadly curse the effects are improbable, at best. When realities and timelines merge, a deadly, lazy, porno addicted assassin is born.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,277 - Reviews: 235 - Updated: 3-10-09 - Published: 11-4-07 - Harry P. & Kakashi H.
23. Karmic Balance » reviews
Where one good turn deserves another, and a bad one needs to be balanced. Yassen and Ian, working together to rescue the one thing that ties them to each other: a seven year old Alex Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,686 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 2-27-09 - Published: 9-20-08 - Ian R. & Yassen G. - Complete
24. When Jack reviews
Quick, clean and neat; Jack knows how to clean up after the men in her life -how she wishes she could have done more- and she will take a strong hold and slice through this dementia; taking out the trash is her job, and hers alone. Drabble.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-7-08 - Jack S. - Complete
25. Kurenai sensei reviews
The deadly truth behind Kurenai,her teachings,and her students.Why team eight was the only one not to show any progress or change in both skills and personality during the Chunin exam,even after months of training.Genjutsu is deceitful, & people are blind
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 4-18-08 - Kurenai Y. - Complete
26. DH reviews
HOT YAOI SLASH OF THE D/H KIND!1!ELEVEN! LIKE SUPER AWESOME SEXY STORY! because one exclamation mark simply isn't enough to convey just how fantastic this story is. Rated M for themes of the amusing, traumatising, sexual sort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 53 - Published: 4-2-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete
27. Whispers in the Mind » reviews
Strange thoughts and dreams have been plaguing Naruto's mind.But why are they becoming more frequent and vivid?Looking underneath the underneath has taken on a whole other meaning.LoZ/Naruto crossover!Not like any other I've read before.A bit Dark&Intense
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,938 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-17-08 - Published: 2-21-08 - Naruto U. & Ino Y.
28. A Promise is a Promise reviews
Jiraiya, Sakumo, Kakashi - the bond formed from a twisted blade that holds them all together, even as they hold even less onto sanity. Contains character death, course language, a bit of violence, a bucketful of blood and various mentions of Icha Icha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-1-08 - Jiraiya & Sakumo H. - Complete
29. Murky Grey reviews
When it's just too far, Wolf isn't fast enough, and Alex Rider is far too broken. ONESHOT. Rated T for character death
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 10-26-07 - Wolf & Alex R./Cub - Complete
30. Yellow Eyes reviews
In the darkness of his fourposter bed, Remus Lupin relives that haunting night of yellow eyes, fur and pain…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-15-07 - Remus L. & Fenrir G. - Complete