What can I say? Well I'm a wee bit mad, currently live in the east of England, work for the Government (I could tell you more, but then I'd have to kill you) and I'm owned by a dog, a cat and 2 horses.

Oh, and I'm official Beta for Wanna Be Abby - but I have no control over her endings so please don't shoot me when she cuts off just as it's getting interesting; it's as frustrating for me as it is for you.

As for the name...don't ask. Suffice it to say that it's a long story and only a select few will ever be privy to that information.

And, No; I really can't believe how buff Daniel is these days!