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Name is Nora. More commonly and officially known as Jess.

Aim: PinksyHollyedEgo.

14 in New Jersey and totally wishing I wasn't either, attends Catholic High School. Random and unpredictable. Randomly bursts into song. Used to write Grey's Anatomy, until it (in my eyes) jumped the shark, manatee, dolphin, lobster, sea lion, walrus, and killer whale.

She Ships: Remora, Limes, Blanks, Alias, Narcissus, RACK!, Rome/Grey, and Lover.

You want to know who Blanks is? He he. Hmm...well, half of Blanks is the cousin of half of Alias. Figure it out yet? Yeah, I didn't think so.

Snape and Lily is Sily (see: Silly).

When boredom strikes, STEAL THINGS FROM KELSEY'S PROFILE!

List your twelve favorite Harry Potter characters:

1. Nymphadora Tonks/Lupin (whichever you prefer...AND EVERYONE'S BEGGING FOR RELIEF! UNITED STATES VERSUS DISBELIEF! I'll stop...)

2. James Potter. Loser that I am. And Lobster. I'm also a lobster.

3. Remus Lupin. Or as I like to call him, my Parisian Princess. Although if I wanted to make sense, it would be "Roman". But I don't.

4. Luna Lovegood

5. Minerva McGonagall

6. Fred and George Weasley. They count as one person. Not really, but I'd run out of room if they didn't.

7.Charlie Weasley, the forgotten one! The only one who didn't get married. But I love him.

8. Narcissa Malfoy

9. Ron Weasley

10. Sirius Black, for haha-s.

11. (Hmm...who to fill in here...) Oliver Wood! Cha.

12. Harry Potter

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Er, No,But I'm sure they exist.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Smokin'. I'd go Lesuna for Luna.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Harry got Narcissa pregnant, a full fledged war would result. Think Trojan War, if you will, and Helen of Troy. Except more like "A thousand scalpels castrating Harry."

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, Blah Blah.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
They'd make a beautiful threesome, if I must say so.

6) Five/Nine or Five/ten?

Ron and McGonagall or Sirius and McGonagall? Hm. I'll go with Ron.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? 3
Charlie walks in on Harry having sex with James? His father? Not really possible, but I suppose he'd either register him in INA (Incestuous Necrophiliacs Anonymous) OR kill James for raping his one year old son. The latter would be creepy.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Sirius: Remus, I've been thinking, since neither of us has a canon significant other, and our personalities fit together so well, seeing as we're friends and all, I'm thinking we should totally alter our character and become gay lovers.

Remus: That is a marvelous idea! We're clearly meant to be together, seeing as your animagus form is a dog and I am a werewolf! Then, one day as we're having sex, a fertility potion will spill on you and you will become pregnant even though you don't have ovaries, fallopian tubes, or a uterus and we were $$#ing through the ass!

Sirius: Our future is bright!

I mean, if you're a fan of this couple, come on. Please. In the words of the wise and renown prophet, Gabe Saporta: "Go on believe if it turns you on, take what you need 'till your body's numb."

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Probably not. But if there is, I'm sure it's the funniest thing ever written.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Romance fic.
Forgotten Boy Meets Orphaned Boy

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

I believe it would be more of Tonks deflowering Luna, honestly.

It's a cold night in February during HBP and they're alone in Tonks' room at the Hog's Head. Tonks finds comfort in her heart break in Luna's arms, and having found someone who needs her, Luna decides she's ready.

SHUT UP, BRAIN! SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP! Thanks. Now I'm going to have nightmares.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yes. ME, thanks much.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No, I don't think so.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
That would be hilarious. It would brighten my day.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Something he'd regret, like the name someone else.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Good question. G.I.N.A.S.F.S.-Fall Out Boy. Because it's stuck in my head.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: This fic may be harmful to your health and that of those around you. Do not read unless you are accustomed to having hallucinations of being molested by purple polka dotted giraffes.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Eleven to use on Two?
"Heard you were the best Chaser of your time, if you er, catch my drift."